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Following the bustling flow of people, Fahai, dressed as a Confucian student, took Xu Xian to stroll through the streets and willow alleys, and while walking, Fahai taught Xu Xian by example.

"Hanwen, do you know why you can't read a single word of color?"

"I don't know, boy."

"Because you have seen too little, this world, one yin and one yang, there is yin and yang, women and men are actually no different, far from being as beautiful as you see in the book......"

"Master, there are clouds in the book: the ancient beauty, the clear water out of the hibiscus, the natural carving, the kid thinks that women are God's gift to the world, and they are the most beautiful things in the world."

"Clear water out of hibiscus, natural carving? Ha ha! The first lesson that the old man taught you is to let you recognize the reality and understand how dirty women are! ”

"How can a woman be dirty? There are clouds in the book: the skin is like ice and snow, the words are not spit out, the breath is like a quiet orchid, and its spirit is condensed, so that things are not flawed and the valley is ripe......"

While talking, the two have arrived at the largest green building in Hangzhou, Menghong Building, as soon as they enter the door, a strong smell of fat powder comes to their noses, and several old bustards who don't know how to wipe a few catties of powder on their faces hug the two into the building with a cheap smile.

"Yo, it's a father and son, and it just so happens that our building has launched a sister bed, I wonder if the uncle is interested? Giggle~"

The largest green building, but not necessarily the best green building, the big dream of the red building, is the big of the public, three religions and nine streams, as long as it costs a little money, meat and vegetarian barbarians can take what they need.

"My nephew is going to Beijing to take the exam after the New Year, but lately he likes to think crankily every day, so ......" Fahai looked very calm, quietly pushed away an old bustard squeezed into his arms, and said with a chuckle, "I will pay 10,000 taels to cover your dream of the Red Mansion for a month, I hope you can make him understand how dirty women are." ”

Seeing the silver ticket in Fahai's hand, several old bustards couldn't help but shine with their eyes, and their attitudes became more enthusiastic, "Look at what you said, uncle, how can we women be dirty?" ”

Fahai was a cashier, and said indifferently, "Don't talk nonsense, there is only one month, one less day, I will add a thousand taels, one more day, I will take back a thousand taels, how about it?" Can you dream of the Red Mansion? If we can't do it, we'll go to the other side. ”

"Our dream of the Red Mansion is the hegemony of the Jiangnan Flower Sea, as long as it is a matter of men and women, there is nothing we can't do, uncle, you can look at it, we are the twelve golden bustards of the Red Mansion together, and we will definitely make this little Langjun dare not think about women again for the rest of his life! Sisters, cleared the field and started work!! ”

"Master, this is not good, ah, don't catch me there, Master...... Help me! ”

"Hanwen, if you want to ask what the color void is, you need to go to the Red Pavilion of the Qinglou to find it, you just need to remember one thing, they are your lenses!"

Looking at more than a dozen bustards with heavy makeup and little chickens carrying the overwhelmed Xu Xian to the second floor, Fahai smiled slightly, gently shook the folding fan and found a table in the flower hall on the first floor and sat down comfortably, and in a moment, Xu Xian's pig-like cry came from upstairs.

"Hey, how sad can you be, it's like Xu Xian going to the Qinglou......"

……

A month later, Shanyang County, Shenzhou, on the town of Heitu.

"Hanwen, Lao Qu asks you again, is it true that a woman is a woman who comes out of hibiscus and is naturally decorated?"

"Master, I'm going to kill the bastard who wrote this book! Women are simply dirty! ”

"Very good, you've learned the first lesson......"

"The first lesson? Is there a second lesson?! ”

"This second lesson, the old man wants to tell you how ugly a woman is!"

While speaking, Fahai had already taken Xu Xian to the Daxia Inn, and for a hundred years, the Daxia Inn was still the same, and it would always be so dilapidated and shabby.

It's just that this time he revisited the old place, but Fahai saw that the door of the Daxia Inn was already full of doors, and there were only three old people who were described as withered and skinny, as if they had been knocked out of the bone for hundreds of years, lying lazily outside the door basking in the sun.

"This is it......"

Fahai took Xu Xian to the door of the Daxia Inn, and bowed to the three old men very politely, "The three old men are fine, I don't know if the proprietress of Zhongli in this store is still there?" ”

A very normal inquiry, but it didn't come to fruition, but it provoked a strong reaction from the three old men.

"Old man? Who is the old man? ”

The three old men struggled to get up one after another, seemed to be very angry, and trembled and pounced on Fahai, "Dead sour Ding, open your dog eyes and see clearly, the three of us brothers are monks, monks who live forever!" Call! ”

Unfortunately, the old man was exhausted after only a few steps, and he was wheezing violently with one hand on his waist.

"Big brother, be careful of your waist......" Seeing this, the other old man hurriedly leaned over and grabbed him.

"Be careful of what? Thinking about the scenery of the Xiao clan Sanshan of my Gusu Sword Sect back then, now even a poor scholar dares to laugh at us, cough~"

The last old man who got up set his eyes on Fahai, and his faint old eyes suddenly burst into surprise, "Hey, why does this scholar look so familiar?" It's you! Cang ......"

At this moment, a lion's roar came from inside the inn, "What is it?" The three old immortals, don't let the old lady get in! Since you still have the strength to scream, hurry up and give my wife a warm kang head! ”

"Mother...... Lady ......"

When the three old men heard this lion roar, they convulsed in fright, their legs weakened, and they fell to the ground one after another, turning into Fang Cai's half-dead and weakened appearance again.

"Oh, so the proprietress is still there...... Three Brother Xiao, fortunately! Seeing that you are still alive, I will be satisfied, and I will catch up with you another day when I have time. ”

Fahai was overjoyed, and bowed his hand slightly to the three Xiao clans who were languishing, and led the dumbfounded Xu Xian into the Daxia Inn.

"Old master, who are these three old men?"

"Three losers who didn't graduate from the second class, ha~"

When Xu Xian heard this, he stumbled and almost didn't fall to the ground, but at this time, Fahai was already standing in the inn.

In the Daxia Inn, it is still so cramped, dilapidated and damp, and the proprietress Zhong Lihua is still sitting behind the counter with a big face and concentrating on the buckle nose, looking at its body shape, it is much thicker than a hundred years ago.

"Boss, I haven't seen you for a hundred years, and your demeanor is still the same!"

"Less set almost, the demeanor of the old lady, who in the world does not know? What's that expression on your face? The old lady is so cold, the more flattering she is, the more annoying the old lady is! ”

Zhong Lihua didn't appreciate it at all, and after snorting coldly, he took out a huge ball of boogers, flicked it lightly, and with a whoosh, it was directly poured into the pillar on Xu Xian's side, and it was three points into the wood, and Xu Xian's body was also shocked by the cold sweat on his body.

"You little monk is also an old man, for the sake of that transaction back then, let's say, what do you ask me for when you come to the Daxia Inn this time?"

Taking out a stained rag from the counter and wiping his iron rod-like fingers, Zhongli Huafang shook his scattered "hair" and looked at Fahai again impatiently.

"Hehe, then I'll get straight to the point. My nephew has recently been hindered in his enlightenment, and he wants to ask the proprietress to help him train him, but he is ...... in his heart."

"Oh? There are so many talented people in the world, why do you want to come to find the old lady? ”

"Because he doesn't understand why women are so ...... Well, there is charm, so, I think about it, and only the proprietress can solve this problem for him. ”

Even if he asked Zhong Lihua, Fahai naturally said it more tactfully, but Zhong Lihua didn't eat this set at all, and stared at Xu Xian carefully with a pair of copper bell giant eyes, "Well, it's fine skin and tender meat, a little chewy~"

Just when Xu Xian was so shocked that he almost collapsed to the ground, Zhong Lihua had already retracted his gaze with disdain, and opened his mouth towards Fahai, "Three Heavenly Spirit Pills, no less!" If you agree, take someone in three months, and the old lady can promise not to kill him! ”

"Okay, deal!"