It's all like this, what else can I say, Siyuan can only help Qianruo and her adoptive parents' luggage get into a taxi with a well-behaved face, and suddenly return to her residence.

Qianruo's parents seem to be intellectuals, Qianruo's father is tall and thin with glasses, and looks like he is in his fifties, while her mother is only in her early forties and looks very young.

Of course, Siyuan's reason for judging that they are intellectuals is very simple, there is a book in the luggage that shows a corner, judging from the words on the spine, this is actually a high-end physics book, the kind that Siyuan can't understand at all.

When sitting in the car, the two elders belonged to the type of unsmiling, and they didn't say a word the whole time, which made Siyuan's palms sweat so nervously.

Qianruo is even more exaggerated, usually the perverse character is not revealed at all, it is completely like a quiet girl next door sitting in the position, bored just flick your finger to look out the window, the atmosphere does not dare to gasp.

There was still at least half an hour left on the road, and this half an hour was simply a kind of torture for Siyuan, because he had never dealt with this kind of thing at all, and he felt that this matter was much more complicated than catching monsters, and he felt at a loss.

Just when Siyuan was entangled, his mobile phone suddenly rang, he looked down and found that it was actually a message sent by Qianruo, there were a lot of words on it, and it was really scary to look at it carefully, "My father is one of the heads of the Quantum Physics Laboratory of the Chinese Academy of Sciences, and my mother is a doctoral supervisor of the Capital University of Political Science and Law." My dad's logical skills are terrifying, and my mom is the best at drilling loopholes. You'd better talk to me less, or we'll both die together, and give me a cough if you understand. ”

After reading it, Siyuan hurriedly coughed a few times, and Qianruo nodded and was silent. In this way, a carload of people came to the door of the community where Siyuan lived without a word, Qianruo was the first to get out of the car, and walked straight home with his luggage, while Siyuan followed behind her, carrying the things of the two elders, and caught up with Qianruo's footsteps with anxiety.

"What's this playing?"

"My parents came to inspect. Do you have something unseemly? ”

"It's not...... Why visit? ”

"Because I'm cheap. They wanted me to go on a blind date, and I said I already had a boyfriend. Qian Ruo glanced at Siyuan: "Are you satisfied?" ”

"Satisfied, satisfied, very satisfied." Siyuan nodded hurriedly: "There is still such a good thing......"

"Shao Oily Mouth Flam Tongue~" Qianruo took advantage of the fact that the two old ones didn't pay attention, and reached out and twisted Siyuan fiercely: "Pay attention to me." ”

Siyuan clutched his waist. It hurt so much that the tears were about to fall. But he didn't dare to scream. I could only nod vigorously, and slowly walked forward with the sour pain.

"Let's more or less pray that the foxes don't come up with any tricks."

When entering the doorway, Siyuan's footsteps suddenly paused. said with emotion: "Or the fox is fine, the key is ...... those two guys"

When Qianruo heard this, her face changed on the spot: "I forgot about them...... What should I do? ”

"Cold ......"

Siyuan didn't have a move, so he could only go upstairs, the more he went up, the heavier his steps became, the key in his hand seemed to weigh a thousand pounds, and he didn't aim at the keyhole for a long time.

"You can't do it." Qianruo was amused by his nervous appearance: "It's better for me to come." ”

After she opened the door smoothly, Siyuan glanced at the building and said: "The first time I saw my mother-in-law and my father-in-law, it would be a lie to say that I was not nervous, and I have no experience." ”

"Fuck off, take advantage of me." Qianruo poked Siyuan's navel with her finger: "I said that I don't have a flammy tongue in front of my parents, they belong to Yan Sù literature, and they can't understand your tabloid." ”

After entering the house, Siyuan and Qianruo breathed a sigh of relief, the two strange children were not in the house, only the fox sat in the living room and wrote the brush words one by one, and the house seemed to have been cleaned up by the fox, it was simply cleaner than the licked, and the household items were well organized, to Qianruo's surprise, the fox didn't know where to get a lot of ancient books, and Siyuan's original room had been arranged into an antique study, except for an extra carved rosewood bed, it was simply a royal study-level arrangement.

Her room was also clean and beautiful, and it was originally a kennel where Da Zhuang lived, but after Qianruo came, Siyuan's computer returned to Qianruo, and she got a clean writing desk, plus pink clean sheets, which looked like a typical girl's boudoir.

As for Siyuan and the two little monsters' room, there are all kinds of strange little toys collected by the two little demons, not to mention...... Although they were a bit strange, the collection was good, such as a whole crystal dug up in the mountains, a tree root that was born like a dragon, a mural made of cans with pull rings, and an unknown stone inlaid on the wall, typical of a postmodern artist's room.

Although the styles of the three rooms are different, they can always represent the characteristics and personalities of their respective owners, and the small house is actually arranged like this, but it still seems to have a little warm and literary style, which is probably the most in line with the taste of these two intellectuals.

After a while, the two parents walked into the room, Siyuan obediently handed over the slippers and brought tea and water, Qianruo's father stared at the words written by the fox at first sight after coming in, and her mother was in line with the characteristics of any woman, staring at the whole wall of flowers and stones in the room.

Perhaps because the fox was writing, no one spoke when they came in, and it wasn't until the fox had completely dictated the Book of Rites he was writing that there was some noise in the room.

"Where's my chicken?"

The fox didn't care about the two high-level intellectuals at all, he looked up at Siyuan, staring at the KFC in his hand with burning eyes, Xu is in Siyuan's house these days Qinggao pretended that there was no oil and water in his stomach, and when he saw two buckets full of chicken, his eyes were like resurrecting in a state full of blood in the same place.

"Yours are indispensable." Siyuan smiled and put two buckets of chickens in front of him: "These two are Qianruo's parents." ”

The fox took the chicken and nodded slightly at the two high-ranking intellectuals. He sat down at the dinner table and put the chicken in the bucket neatly on the plate, and then ate it one bite at a time.

I have to sigh, the fox's pretending skills are called a perfect fire, and he can eat a fast food at a state banquet, and his appearance is very eye-catching.

Although Qianruo's mother was quite surprised by the fox's appearance, she didn't look at it much out of cultivation, but just sat on the sofa very gracefully and asked, "My Qianqian didn't cause you trouble, did she?" ”

"No, no." Siyuan waved his hand again and again: "She usually takes care of me." ”

"Really? She's my daughter, and I know a lot about it. She doesn't even know how to cook. ”

When the fox heard this, he tilted his head, swallowed what was in his mouth, and wiped his vermilion lips with a tissue. Deeply agreed: "Her cooking skills should only be in heaven." You can't find it in the world. ”

"Hey......" Qianruo was so angry that she stomped her feet, she originally wanted to brag that she had improved a lot during this time, but she didn't expect Siyuan to speak, but she was mended by the fox......

This made Xu's mother laugh. glanced at Qianruo meaningfully. But then I heard Father Xu next to him hum a long word: "What a good word!" There is wind and bones. The power penetrates the back of the paper, and the aura is permeated by one stroke, which is a good word! That's better than most of the famous writers I've ever met. I'm afraid that no one will think that it was written by someone under the age of thirty. If I hadn't seen it, I'm afraid I would have looked away, and this skill has been no less than fifty years. ”

"You have a vision."

The fox, you can't say that he is bad, let alone find fault with him, otherwise he will blow up his hair and make things difficult in every way. But if anyone praised him, then his image of this person suddenly turned one hundred and eighty degrees, it was like this when he was at Siyuan's house, and it is still like this here, so Father Xu's praise, the fox's tail went up to the sky on the spot, and he couldn't even care about eating chicken nuggets, stepped forward and pointed to what was written on the paper, and raised his eyebrows: "Do you know what this is written?" ”

"The Book of Rites" and "The University."

"Yes, I've got you."

Although Dad Xu's attitude towards the fox was a little dazed, this character really made him feel itchy, so he didn't care about relying on the old and selling the old, so he hurriedly took out the calligraphy he carried with him, folded the fox Mobao that had just dried, stuffed it into the notebook, and then put it in the deepest part of the suitcase.

Seeing that someone was so precious to his words, the fox laughed on the spot, and after laughing, he turned back to practice Siyuan: "Do you see it, you don't even look at it on weekdays, and your cultivation can be seen." ”

"If you don't read your words, you're not cultivated, right?" Qianruo subconsciously popped out this sentence in order to maintain Siyuan: "How boring are you." ”

"Qianqian! How do you speak? Mother Xu frowned: "When did you become so rude!" ”

Siyuan was about to laugh in his heart, and said in his heart: Auntie, if you see what she usually looks like, you will definitely regret adopting this guy in the first place......

But laughing and laughing, it would be stupid not to earn impression points at this time, he was honest with a cup of tea and a piece of osmanthus cake on the small coffee table in front of the sofa: "Auntie, don't be angry, she is just trying to protect me...... Usually she is not like this. ”

Qianruo pouted, sulking with an unhappy face, just like all children who were reprimanded by their parents in front of people, full of grievances.

"Xu Yuanzhao, can you look like a dot, come to the junior's house, what do you say you look like!"

After Xu's mother finished speaking, she frowned and scolded her old man: "Can you not bring your style of work to the house?" A lifetime of success is not enough, and there is more than failure. ”

Siyuan's scalp suddenly went numb, he seemed to find that in Qianruo's family, this aunt is absolutely dominant, Qianruo's character can be tamed and obedient, and the great scientist who is supreme in the eyes of others has actually become more than successful in her family...... This has to make many people sigh.

What's more, Dad Xu didn't do anything, just indulged in costume books that the fox didn't know where to dig up, and there were some long-lost ancient books, all of which were science and engineering anyway. It can be seen that this old man is definitely a guy who loves books like his life, he held the book and forgot the purpose of his coming here, and actually squatted on the ground and began to calculate according to the things in the book, completely forgetful, until he was yelled at by his wife and was too refreshed.

"Excuse me, where is this book still sold?" After he came to his senses, he hurriedly walked to the living room with a thread-bound ancient book: "This should be a book written by the author of the "Great Yan Calendar", but why haven't you seen it?" This theory is similar to the cosmic string theorem. Can I find this book anywhere? ”

The fox raised his head: "This is a lone book and a remnant, do you really like it?" ”

"I'm willing to spend a lot of money!"

"I've got you."

The fox has never been stingy with people with eyesight, these books are all things he dug up after he buried the treasure back then, because there is a formation protection, so these books are as good as new, but each book is more than a thousand years old, if the collector sees it, it will be crazy.

"Really?" Dad Xu was a little incredulous: "If the things in this book can be proven, then it will only take ten years to form a preliminary quantum communication theory, and it will open the door to another way of thinking for me." Do you know what it's worth? ”

"In my hands. Worthless. The fox was lonely and cold: "If you say that you will send it, I will send you." ”

"No, no, no, it's precious. Can you lend me a few days? I'll just leave an attachment, and the original will be returned to the original owner. ”

"Xu Yuanzhao !!"

Mother Xu's angry roar calmed down the old scientist who was immersed in ecstasy. And then he did something that no one expected - he actually pulled out the phone and dialed it. Then in a trembling voice, he said, "The group canceled the vacation." Rush back to the real yàn room and gather tomorrow morning! I'm here! ”

After speaking, he grabbed the bag and walked out of the door without saying a word. Even Qianruo couldn't stop it.

"Idiot." The fox shook his head and chuckled, "What an idiot." ”

This time the house is exciting, Xu's mother took out the phone and called her husband, and they quarreled while talking, she said that if Xu's father didn't come back, they would divorce, but Xu's father on the phone actually said divorce without concession...... On the spot, Qianruo's wife burst into tears.

"Mom...... What are you angry with my dad, it's not like you don't know who he is. Isn't it because he's too busy with work that you adopted me? It's been so many years, and you're still angry with him. ”

Mother Xu held Qianruo's hand with tears in her eyes: "We are just your daughter, although I am not biological, but I think it is closer than my own, now that you have a boyfriend, we parents should have come to take a look, at least give you a check, but that old thing, look at him!" Where is he still like a person! It's a brute! ”

"Auntie...... It's enough for you alone, you see me...... It's dirty, it's as simple as pure water, so why do you need to check it together. Don't talk about you, even Qianruo ate me to death casually. ”

"When is it, you're still making trouble here!" Qianruo pulled Siyuan aside and stepped on his toes, and said viciously, "Can you not rip off?" Don't talk about it, I'll give you a son. ”

"You are here, and you want to lie to me again." Siyuan pouted unwillingly: "I said a long time ago that I would give birth to a son after solving the big strong matter, and then I said that look at my appearance, I am so easy to deceive?" ”

"I'm...... , don't want to see you. Qianruo wanted to take a bite, but because his mother was still beside him, he just waved his fist to threaten: "Settle my mother, there is a reward!" ”

When Siyuan heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up: "What you said!" ”

"Manly man, say yes!"

"Okay, that's it."

Nothing else, Siyuan has been the best at three things in his life so far, the first is to catch monsters, the second is to repair computers, and the third is to coax middle-aged and elderly women!

Basically, there are no aunts in the community who don't like Siyuan, they look honest, sweet-mouthed, diligent, good-minded, and have a good job, if Siyuan hadn't been refusing, I'm afraid those aunts would have buried Siyuan with a girl.

For this reason, Siyuan even summarized the trilogy of coaxing aunts, the first is to follow the hair, if an aunt is irritable or angry, then don't try to reason with her, just follow a scolding, and it is more ruthless than the fierce scolding she scolds, and it will be effective in five minutes, and the sequelae is that the aunt will think that your su zhì is very low after the recovery, even if she almost raised her feet to agree at that time. Second, it is to buy, buy, buy, buy, this is no objection, especially for the mother-in-law, a dragon-like creature is the most effective, because the mother-in-law's blood is high and thick can also be killed in one hit, so any other method has no obvious effect, so it can only attack its weakness, confuse the enemy with various shiny items, and cause three hints to the enemy:

First: there are no obvious problems with the state of the economy.

Second: cheerful and generous in character.

Thirdly, and most importantly, she is willing to invest in her daughter, values her relationship with her daughter and is very careful to maintain it.

Of course, there is also the ultimate advanced version, which is to become a consultant to a middle-aged and elderly woman, and give her a chance to choose when she loses her direction, remember to choose! It must not be a clear sign, otherwise when something bad happens, the responsibility will all be on you.

This choice is very simple and complicated, because it has to get to the point, and it is a choice that she is constantly hesitating about. For example, the current mother Xu, she is hesitating whether to go back to make trouble with her husband or stay here to investigate her son-in-law. But if Siyuan directly gives these two choices, she will inevitably choose to go back to make trouble with her husband, no matter how things develop after this trouble, in the end, she will feel that Siyuan was not good at that time.

So......

"Auntie, so be it. If you don't dislike it, you can stay here for two days to rest and rest, I happen to be relatively empty these days, I will take you here to relax. When my uncle is done, can I help you book a ticket back? Qianruo often mentions you, saying that you work very hard, and you have to take care of your uncle while taking care of your students, so you should take a vacation these days, let your uncle also reflect on it, he must be very uncomfortable if he is not in charge of things at home. ”

"That's right! I'm not waiting! Mother Xu nodded: "Just listen to you!" ”

Qianruo's eyes widened and looked at Siyuan, her expression was full of disbelief: Damn, this Sun thief! Why is it so earthy and boring in front of the old lady, and it can be called a god operation in front of the old lady! And when did the old lady mention the old lady? Why don't you just open your mouth? (To be continued......)