"Ugh! Little girl! Kobayashi Kuanfu forced a smile, "Didn't we already say it!" You're ......."

"Humph!" Xiaoyun turned his head, "Who told you to start talking to me badly, you want to rob me of my things without saying a word, and you want to ...... me"

Xiao Yun's face turned white, and he glared at him fiercely: "If Zhu Zhu hadn't come quickly, who knows what you would do to me, return the Jade Buddha to you like this, do you really think I am a fool?" Hum! ”

"This ......" Kobayashi Kano heard the words and sweated coldly, and said with a dry smile, "This is actually a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding!" It's true! You see, there's actually no fact that we haven't really hurt you, we're just trying to make a joke with you, a joke! ”

"Jokes? You're a liar! Xiao Yun rolled his eyes, then looked at Zhu Run with a blushing face and said, "Zhu Zhu! I'll leave this matter to you, I'll listen to you, and you can do whatever you say. ”

"Ugh! Listen to me? Zhu Run was burned by her burning eyes, and said shamefully, "This, this is not good!" ”

"It's okay!" Xiaoyun blushed and said in a mosquitoy voice, "Although you already have a baby with Yiyi, but you saved me this time, and I forgave you." So...... I won't dislike you, I don't worry if you're in charge. ”

"Click!" Zhu Run was petrified on the spot, and the whole person was stupid.

"Hey, hey!" Zhu Run's eyelids jumped, and he said with a dark face, "What do you mean that Yiyi and I already have a baby?" I have a furry baby with her! Also, what do you mean you won't dislike me? Girl, you have a little more information in it, what do you mean? ”

"You...... Ah! You know it! Dislike! Hearing this, Xiao Yun's whole body turned red, and he squatted on the ground with his hands on his face in shame.

I know a hairy! Zhu Run's face was black, are all children so precocious now? And...... This relationship even I find complicated!

"Huh? That's right! At this time, Xiaoyun suddenly seemed to remember something, raised his head and shouted, "You said that you and Yiyi don't have a baby?" ”

"Nonsense!" Zhu Run rolled his eyes, "Where did I get the baby with her." Did it fall from the sky? ”

"Great!" Xiaoyun exclaimed in surprise, "I said, it turns out that she is lying to me, this guy is really insidious." Hum! Zhu Zhu ...... Shall we have one together? ”

"Ahem, ahem!" Zhu Run rolled his eyes at her words, "I said!" What kind of god-like turn are you, do you want to scare me to death? Are you out of the blue? ”

Xiaoyun turned a deaf ear to his words and said to himself on the side. "Is it better to have a boy or a girl? Ah! It's annoying! I want to have both! ”

Never mind...... This girl's brain is completely broken! Zhu Run's waterfall sweat on his head, and he couldn't help complaining in his heart: I'll just say it! can be a girlfriend with an outrageous guy like Zhang Yiyi, can he be a normal person? I used to see her very shy, I thought ...... I'll go! Sure enough, I'm too pure!

"Ahem, ahem!" At this time, Hu Beihao coughed and laughed, "Mr. Zhu Da is really a young man." It's two at a time, and it's not jealous, it's really a good means! ”

"Get out!" Zhu Run glared at him angrily, "You mean you!" Didn't you see her, but she's still a child? ”

"Ahem! I understand, I understand! Hu Beihao didn't care, gave him a look that all men understand, and grinned, "I know that some people just like small ones." When my brother's son is born in the future, my old Hu will definitely wrap a big red envelope. ”

"You know what a!" Zhu Runqi knotted, "A red envelope for your size!" ”

"Good! I will definitely be the first to wrap a red envelope then," Hu Beihao said with a smile, "I will definitely not let you down." ”

"Brother!" Brother Batian said with a sad face on the side, "How can you do this, actually attack such a small girl, and it is two at a time." I said you're too ...... It's too unjust! You have to leave one for me! Birds\beasts! ”

"You, you ......" Zhu Runqi rolled his eyes. I just felt that the more I explained, the more unclear it became, and I couldn't help but deflat, "Forget it!" I'm too lazy to tell you about it. I said......"

He turned his head to look at the group of Orientals, pointed at Kobayashi Kano and said, "I said the Oriental friend surnamed Xiao......"

"Ugh! Excellency! Xiao Lin Kuan's face froze, and his husband quickly explained, "My surname is Xiao Lin and not Xiao ......."

"Oh! That's okay, even if your surname is Xiaolin! Zhu Run nodded. So Xiaolin-kun, you said that this Jade Buddha is yours, is there any other evidence? ”

What do you call it? My surname was originally Xiaolin, and the people of China are really uneducated! Kobayashi Kano scolded in his stomach. But he didn't dare to have any dissatisfaction on his face, but pointed to the photo and said: "This photo has proved ...... very well"

"This photo doesn't prove anything," Zhu Run interrupted him and sneered, "It's just an old photo, don't say that the photo may be fake, even if it's true?" At most, this photo shows that the Jade Buddha in the photo is exactly the same as the Jade Buddha in my hand, but how can you prove that this thing is the one in the photo? And even if you can prove it, it doesn't mean that this Jade Buddha is yours, if you can prove the Jade Buddha with a photo in your hand, it would be too simple. According to your logic, wouldn't I be able to take two pictures of it and point to it and say it's mine? ”

"But Your Excellency!" Kobayashi Kuanfu's face became ugly, and he forced a smile, "That Jade Buddha is indeed mine, and it is an heirloom that has been passed down by our family for more than two hundred years. ”

"More than two hundred years?" Zhu Run smiled coldly and threw the Jade Buddha casually, "Lao Hu, you are also an expert, you came to tell this Xiaolin Jun, how old is this Jade Buddha?" ”

"Be careful!" Xiao Lin screamed loudly, his eyes never left the Jade Buddha, and when he saw the Jade Buddha being thrown by Zhu Run, he was almost so frightened that his heart jumped out, and he almost pounced on Zhu Run's threat.

Lao Hu glanced at Xiao Lin strangely, took the jade Buddha casually, and then looked at it carefully.

"Humph!" Zhu Run gave him a knowing smile and glanced at him meaningfully.

"Your Excellency!" Kobayashi Kano's face changed slightly when he saw it, and then he didn't hesitate to come with a ninety-degree bow, "Your Excellency!" This is our family heirloom, please be careful! Please! ”

"Don't be too busy, please!" Zhu Run smiled and waved his hand, "I haven't proved that this Jade Buddha is yours yet, why are you in a hurry to ask me?" ”

"Ugh!" Kobayashi Kanfu forced a laugh. "Your Excellency, please don't embarrass me, this Jade Buddha is really mine. If you can give it back to me...... I'm willing to buy it at market price. ”

"Market price?" Zhu Run raised his eyebrows, "Did I hear you right?" Would you really like to buy at market price? In my opinion, this Jade Buddha is much higher than the price you just quoted according to the market price! ”

"Hey!" Kobayashi Kuneo bowed ninety degrees and said, "Although this jade Buddha was stolen and sold at a low price. But now...... After all, it has already reached your hands, so I am willing to buy it at the market price, so ...... Please! This is our family heirloom, so please sell it back to me at the market price! I'm willing to pay 300,000, no, 400,000 Huaxia coins to buy it. ”

Hum! Heirloom? Zhu Run glanced at him. I couldn't stop sneering in my heart: A family heirloom? Are you fools?

Although Zhu Run is not very good at jade, after all, his profession is there, and it is impossible to really not understand anything. So he actually made an assessment at a glance, the material of this jade Buddha is not too good, and the carving is also average, and it can be sold for 1120,000 yuan if it reaches the sky. Then the customer service girl told him with certainty, this is analyzed from the slurry composition on the surface of this jade Buddha. It won't take 80 years at most for this thing to be unraveled from the rough stone, so where did he get 200 years to make it a family heirloom?

Since it is not an heirloom, Xiao Yun spent more than 60,000 yuan to buy it, and it is a joke to say that someone is willing to pay 400,000 yuan to buy this thing.

"Your Excellency!" Seeing that he didn't reply, Kobayashi Kano couldn't help but feel anxious, so he knelt down on the spot and crawled in the tunnel. "Your Excellency, please sell this Jade Buddha back to me! Please! ”

"Boom!" Zhu Run was taken aback by this guy's sudden kneeling, and he was a little at a loss for a while.

"Your Excellency! Please! Seeing this, the other Orientals immediately knelt down and shouted neatly behind Kobayashi Kuanfu.

At this moment, there was no one standing on this remote street corner except for Zhu Run and a few of them. A few Bagan people in the distance saw it from afar, and thought they were performing some religious ritual, so they all bypassed it from afar.

"Bang! Elder brother! These guys are too ......" Brother Batian felt uncomfortable when he knelt down like this. couldn't help frowning and said, "I think I'll return the Jade Buddha to them!" ”

"yes!" At this time, Xiaoyun finally woke up from yy, returned to normal, and whispered with a red face, "Zhu Zhu! I'll just forget it! I don't want that Jade Buddha anymore, so I'll give it back to them. ”

"Sure enough!" Kobayashi Kano was overjoyed when he heard this, "What the people of China want is just face, as long as they are respectfully requested, they will not refuse." But in the future...... Hum. He sneered in his heart: "Wait for me to get my hands on the things, and then find out your details, when the men are killed, and the women are tired of playing and sold to Africa." Well, even though the man looks strong, I don't believe you've ever captured a bullet. ”

Although he thought fiercely in his heart, he didn't dare to show it on his face at all, but once again bowed to the ground more respectfully, and shouted loudly: "Your Excellency! Please, please fulfill us! ”

"Your Excellency! Please! "All the Orientals bow out at the same time!

"Mr. Zhu, or I think it's still ......" Rao is Hu Beihao has been in the mall for a long time, and he is a little unbearable in the face of such a person, and he feels a little hot with the jade Buddha in his hand.

"Huh! Sure enough, it's a stupid China pig! Kobayashi Kano sneered in his heart, "I changed my position as soon as I was asked, three of the four people have already said this, I think you can still hold on alone?" ”

"Forget it! Zhu Zhu! These people are all poor people, maybe this is really his family heirloom! ”

"Yes! Elder brother! I feel very uncomfortable being kneeled by these guys, I think forget it! Isn't it just a broken jade Buddha, it wasn't worth a few bucks originally, and it can be sold for 400,000 yuan It's a big leak! ”

It's done! Kobayashi was overjoyed. The high price of more than 400,000 yuan, he Kobayashi Kuano and others knelt down and begged each other, both face and lining have been given to each other, and there are friends of the other party to cooperate to give steps. Based on his understanding of the Chinese people, the matter has basically been considered a success so far.

"Alas~ you guys! It's soft-hearted! Zhu Run sighed softly, then shook his head.

"Humph! Pretending! Kobayashi Kano sneered in his heart, "Wait a minute, you should say: forget it." For your sake, I'll reluctantly return it to him! Hum! Hypocritical Shina people. ”

"Forget it!" Zhu Run sighed, "For your sake......

"I guessed right!" Kobayashi Kuanfu was secretly proud in his heart, and his face on the ground involuntarily showed a victorious smile, and he was ready to wait for Zhu Run to say it, so he immediately stood up and finalized the matter, without giving the other party any chance to regret it. But the next moment. Zhu Run's words made his smile freeze on his face.

“…… For your sake, I should have reluctantly sold things to him, but ......" Zhu Run suddenly pointed to the three people and said hatefully, "But you can't see that these guys are forcing us to kneel?" You guys! I'm really dizzy, Brother Deception, I'll ask you. What do you like to watch the most...... Ahem, what kind of piece is that, haven't you noticed that other Oriental people are used to kneeling? The nature of people kneeling is the same as we sitting, haven't you noticed? ”

"This ......" Brother Deception was embarrassed, "I usually ...... this Fast forward! ”

"Well, that's true, I'm pretty ...... Ahem! Zhu Run's face was embarrassed. What, pay attention to the details! Detail! ”

"I've paid attention to this," Decepticon laughed lewdly, "especially when watching infantry films." ”

"Indecent!" Xiao Yunhong glanced at him with disgust.

"Hey! What kind of eyes are you! Brother Batian shouted, "Brother will look at it too!" Why don't you talk about him, huh! I see, you are adulterers and adulteresses. ”

"Get out!" Zhu Run said angrily, "Now it's serious." We Chinese people have gone through decades. The new generation of people no longer kneel in front of others at every turn, so we feel awkward when we see others kneeling. People don't care about kneeling at all, kneeling is part of people's daily life, even if you kneel, it's not as unacceptable as yours, kneeling there and lying down. Therefore, being kneeled by them like this, you want to agree without thinking about it. You're stupid! ”

"This ...... It seems to be the same! Deception scratched his head.

"Your Excellency," shouted Kobayashi Kano, "this is your misunderstanding of us Orientals, and we Orientals are not so easy to kneel, and we are also very sincere." ”

"And ......," Zhu Run glanced at him. said, "The Oriental has always been insidious, and he is respectful in what he says, but who knows what he thinks in his heart?" Perhaps, he still thinks that when he gets his hands on the things, find out our details, find someone to slaughter me, and then sell Xiaoyun to Africa to be Uncle Hei's wife, cut off the Decepticon, and send him to Thailand as a ladyboy. ”

"No, it won't!" Brother Batian couldn't help but clamp his legs, and his face turned green.

"Of course it will, you don't believe you Mr. Kobayashi! Isn't it? Kobayashi-kun? ”

Yaga! Do you know how to read minds? Kobayashi Kuanfu was told that the central matter was big, and he looked at Brother Deception with a dry smile: "How is this possible, I really didn't think about it...... "Such a fat shemale has to be sold!"

Zhu Run ignored him, but pointed at Hu Beihao and said with a sad face: "There is still Lao Hu!" Lao Hu! Brother Batian, they are young and ignorant, even if they are young, how can they be like this. Tell me, could that piece of jade be a family heirloom that has been passed down for 200 years? ”

"This ......" Hu Beihao's old face turned red, and he couldn't speak, "This ......"

"Of course! This is certainly my family's heirloom? Kobayashi said hurriedly.

"Heirloom fart!" Hu Beihao glanced at him and said angrily, "In my experience, this jade Buddha has been carved for decades at most, and judging from the color and texture of its pulp, it doesn't look like it has been played with for a long time, but like a funeral object placed in a coffin." When the corpse decomposes, it ......"

"Don't say it!" Xiaoyun suddenly interrupted him with a scream, and then jumped up like crazy and ran towards the hotel, "It's disgusting, I'm going to take a shower, Yiyi!" Woooooo It's disgusting! Woooooo ”

"Alas~ Keling's child!" Zhu Run shook his head, and then he sneered and looked at Kobayashi Kanfu, "Heard?" Heirloom! Well? ”

"Your Excellency!" Kobayashi Kuanfu forced a smile, "Maybe this person is wrong, this thing is indeed my family heirloom." ”

"Mistaken!" Hu Beihao said unhappily, "I have been in the jewelry industry for more than 30 years, if you can't even see this, then you don't need to mix." ”

"......" Kobayashi Kano was silent for a moment when he heard this, then stood up and said, "Your Excellency! Now that you've said that, what conditions do you need to give things back to me? ”

"Well, what conditions can you give me?" Old God Zhu Run looked at him on the ground, "Say it and I'll listen!" ”

"Money!" Kobayashi said proudly, "I believe that there is nothing that money can't solve, Shina...... Huaxia people, don't you just want money? Make an offer! ”

"Good! Happy, the Oriental people are really rich! Zhu Run nodded with satisfaction, then stretched out a finger and said with a smile, "Then I don't want you more, just give this number!" ”

"One million Huaxia coins!" Kobayashi Kuneo breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this, "Okay, I agree, one million is one million, deal!" ”

"A million?" Zhu Run sneered, "What about you calling Hanako?" One million is not enough money for firewood to cook a meal. ”

"Braggart Chinese, one million firewood money, you burn money directly!" Kobayashi Kuneo muttered softly, and then said loudly, "Then you can say it!" How much? ”

This guy knows a hair! Where is the banknote of high grade, at least it is a diamond! Hu Beihao and Brother Batian rolled their eyes in unison.

"I said it!" Zhu Run smiled faintly, still holding out a finger, "I don't want much!" Aren't you Orientals rich? Just give 100 million so-so. Well, I like the euro, you can give 100 million euros! ”

"100 million euros?" Kobayashi Kanfu only felt that it was dark in front of him, and he shouted loudly, "Yagayalu, are you crazy? ”

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