200,000 words character discussion
Number 13: Uh-huh! Attention! Now the meeting is held, and now the reader number of the seven and seven Taoist people: No. 13, that is, I will preside over the meeting. First of all, it is not allowed to fight, it is not allowed to throw shoes at the rostrum, and it is not allowed to roll on the ground to beg for votes. Violators are banned. Now I invite the actor Chu Yun-fat to speak, and everyone applauds.
Whoa! Whoa!
Chu Yun-fat: First of all, I would like to thank Qiqidaoren, who made me the protagonist in my first appearance, and secondly, I would like to thank all the supporting actors for their support to me, without you I would be alone in a one-man show, and finally ......
Peng Pai: Hey, I don't agree with this point, what is a supporting role? Although there are few scenes in the Sprinkle family, the Sprinkle family feels that the Sprinkle family is the one that makes the reader reflect the deepest. Fa Ge, in fact, I wanted to say it a long time ago, the reader's perception of you is actually the worst, and you will complain like an inner monologue at every turn, don't you think it affects the smoothness of the plot very much. And you look at you, you have an ordinary personality, ordinary appearance, and even an average IQ, and your EQ is still the lowest, and the only advantage is that you keep your promises, and you can't use it in the play. To be honest, I think it's suspicious that you will play the lead role in lowering the overall standard of the book. I said, otherwise you should change people, this book has just opened 200,000, and it is urgent to change the protagonist, everyone says yes.
The crowd shouted: That's right! Change the protagonist! Change the protagonist!
Chu Yun-fat: Boss! You've got to be fair! I didn't write this script. You'll have to call the shots for me.
No. 13: What everyone said is very reasonable, but when Zhu Yun-fat is set as an ordinary person, it is to increase the sense of substitution, well, it doesn't seem to be very successful now, after all, readers are already ordinary people, and reading books has to be substituted for ordinary people, so it's not interesting, well, Qiqi has changed again, and in the next episode, Zhu Yun-fat will change, and men will always move from youth to maturity.
Chu Yun-fat: Listen! What is the level, the boss is really level, but boss, can I make a small request.
Number 13: Tell me, I'll listen, and then I'll study it.
Chu Yun-fat: I understand, I understand! After getting off work in the evening, we went to do a big health ...... together, and I knew that there was a new ......
Everyone shouted: protest and protest, the protagonist openly X bribes
No. 13: Whoever protests, deletes the scene, who! Who else! Stand up and I'll see!
Everyone: Thirteen young mighty! The notarization is honest and exemplary.
Zhu Yunfa sneered: Boss, you should send me a girl, customer service is an intelligent program, you can't eat it, Zhang Yiyi is underage, I have normal needs.
Number 13: Okay! In the next episode, you can consider giving you a girl.
Chu Yun-fat: What type? Is it the heroine?
No. 13: Look at your appearance, the heroine is going to go to the end with you, can you come out casually? Let's start with a cheat.
Chu Yun-fat: No, boss, as soon as you appeared, you stuffed me with a girlfriend who was a pit man, and now you are still here, readers will think that you abused the master.
Number 13: Alright! The candidate has been decided, at most it will make you feel good, okay.
Chu Yun-fat: The boss is blessed forever, and his longevity is the same as that of the sky
Number 13: King of the Mountain! The King of the Mountain is here! Raise your hand!
Mountain King: Ah! I'm so sleepy! Sixty laps of mahjong last night, I was tired of playing, and I lost it all again, can you get some wages first.
Number 13: Do you still want to pay your salary? Do you know how many readers ran away for your role as a cheater, I know you are a cameo, but please talk about your work ethic, don't play the role as a cheater like yourself.
Mountain King: It's great that you changed people, did you fill in the pit in the back? Don't scare me by thinking I haven't seen the outline.
Zhang Yiyi: Substitution! Replacement, thirteen less, you see how I do the first supporting role, you see I want to have a chest and a figure, it's better than the pit dad who doesn't even have a body.
No. 13: One misstep has become a thousand years of hatred, she just appeared very likable, who knew that she would be exposed so soon, and the more she acted, the more she cheated, no! The later scenes have to be deleted, I sue you Mountain King, if you are like this, I will demote your role, and even let you become a villain.
Mountain King: I don't have a problem, as long as the salary is paid, ah, someone called me, go play a few more laps, bye-bye!
No. 13: Bear with me! Bear with me! Relational households, relational households! A pit set by Mr. Outline, without this pit, it can't be filled. It's the first time to make an independent program, and I don't have enough experience, so please bear with me
Everyone: Thirteen is difficult!
No. 13: Thank you for your understanding, who will speak next.
Mei Xiaofeng: I said, surname, what do you mean, you know that my surname is Mei, you still rank me as the second in the dormitory, and arrange me as gay, do you want to be beaten? Let go, don't pull me!
Number 13: Security! Security guard! Bang out!
Mei Xiaofeng: You have the surname to wait, let go! Lao Tzu walked by himself
Boss Zhao: Second, why be so impulsive, it's just a supporting role, it's good to have a play, thirteen young, you see?
No. 13: Lao Tzu is too lazy to be as knowledgeable as him. Who's next, is the villain coming?
Liu Shijun: Thirteen Shao, I said that I could arrange a good role, but except for one appearance, I was a bull B, and every time I appeared in the future, I was unlucky, and people are getting more and more stupid, I said, do you want to write a villain, or do you want to write a brain-dead.
Number 13: Hmm! Your mention is good! In this way, how about arranging for you to hire a killer to kill the protagonist casually, or find the underworld to ambush him, pick off the bishop's hamstrings, kidnap the protagonist's woman, or simply find a group of black cops to let the protagonist hide and seek. But when the protagonist is in a critical situation, he will kill you with great might, what do you think?
Liu Shijun: My family just has a few officials in the family, and they just have some money. Are you talking about guys coming from normal families? In addition to the ancestral underworld and those who have entered the underworld, any family that cultivates this kind of rich son can go to Beidaihe. Drag racing hits a person, there are more XX beauties, don't think I'm a rich second generation, you can arrange a brain-dead scene for me. Although our IQ is not high, we also know that it is a fool's business to hire a murderer if we have nothing to do, and leave a bunch of handles for others. In this world, if you want to finish a sling, there are many means, even helping an old aunt on the side of the road can make you bankrupt. This is also the protagonist has a golden finger, otherwise he would have been sentenced earlier, and he would have come out with Uncle Sling. Okay, I'll obey the assignment.
Number 13: Look! This is the realm! Don't worry, although you're just a little villain, you won't just get a bento like this, you, like the protagonist, will slowly mature, you are still young, don't worry, take your time, there will be scenes.
Han Cheng: And me, thirteen young, I was the most aggrieved, I only appeared once, but I didn't play against the protagonist, but I was inexplicably knocked to the ground by the supporting role, I was wronged, when did I ** Zhang Yiyi's little sister? There is no close-up in the book.
No. 13: I know your grievances, okay, go back and wait for the notice, I'll see if there is a chance for you to appear later, and that Li Zhenyan, there will be a scene with you in the near future, you can prepare a little.
Li Zhenyan: Thirteen young people, I sacrificed my image, you can't just let me get the lunch, I strongly ask for more scenes.
No. 13: You can consider going home first and waiting for the announcement, there is a play that will let you appear.
Li Zhenyan: Thank you, Thirteen.
Number 13: Is there anyone else who would like to speak?
Old lady Liu: Little Thirteen, when can I play, old lady, I'm old, I have to get a lunch box after this performance, hurry up, I have to go down early to find my comrades-in-arms, my comrades-in-arms are in a hurry.
Number 13: Don't worry, old man, you'll be there right away. But old man, you have to take care of yourself.
Liu Dalin: I'm the most unlucky, I've had a show so far, whether the protagonist is really my son, I don't know, the company is still very bad, don't talk about it, it's all tears.
Dongfang is undefeated: The leader of this sect is called wronged, Xiao Pingtou is very good, he is in a happy mood every day to extort a blackmail, and the small life is very beautiful. Unexpectedly, the full-time job of the tragic urging became undefeated in the East, thirteen young people, did you arrange for me to be a decent or a villain? Anyway, I have a good number in my heart, even if the protagonist is interested in the future, I can provide double services.
Everyone: Gross!
No. 13: Actually, at this point, I made a pit for myself, and I didn't know what to do with the bottle of Gene Optimization Liquid for the pit father, and it happened that you appeared, so I asked you to drink him, but after drinking it, I found out that if I didn't write out the consequences after you drank it, it would become an unfilled pit, or ...... Even if you mess in, you can get a bento and leave. I'll introduce you to the fandom zone, and with your current combat power, you can completely blow up the real Dongfang Undefeated.
All:......
Dongfang Undefeated: ......, thirteen young, do you think this sect leader is beautiful? (Wild Hormone)
Number 13: (swallows) Beautiful, so beautiful.
Undefeated in the East: So my role ......
No. 13: Add play! There must be more drama! (wiping saliva) I wonder if the sect leader is free tonight?
Undefeated in the East: I'll leave you a door......
Everyone: Gross!
At this time, several agents broke in
Major General: What do you mean by No. 13, I have appeared in so many games, and I don't even have a name, and Vice Minister Zhao has finally given me a surname, but I don't even have a surname.
Li Zeyuan: Aren't you surnamed Zhou, you appeared once when you apologized to the protagonist. Major General, I have to say that your work attitude is very problematic, you can't remember it yourself, how can readers remember it?
Major General: it! You call a full man who doesn't know that a hungry man is hungry, you have a name and a surname, and a son and wife, and you have a lot of power recently, and even I have censored it. But what about me, a surname still appears in the corners, can I be convinced?
Vice Minister Zhao: Comrade No. 13, I think you should add drama to us, otherwise just because you describe so many things about the Presbyterian Church, your drama will have to be banned, be careful that we censor you.
Number 13: Great Elder, what is your opinion?
Great Elder: I think I'm pretty cute, except for the scene where I was almost trampled to death and there was some disharmony, the rest is basically not discredited, well, keep this drama for the time being, let's see.
Number 13: Thank you, Great Elder! You two, do you have anything else to say?
Two: The Great Elder is mighty.
Well! So be it! It was a little late, and the conference ended and adjourned.
Hu Beihao: Oops! One step late, I'm the protagonist's cash cow now, gotta let me say something, right?
Six apprentices: And us, we are the protagonist's followers, and there are a lot of scenes in the back, give it a chance.
Other Supporting Roles: Don't Go! Feed! Let's say something, hey! Cha...... All gone.