#106 Tyrants don't joke

"yes, go help Lu Yiyi carry her things and prevent her from getting lost." Lan Zeguang was a little puzzled, but still replied.

"I want to go too." Wang Siping replied.

It's like a joke.

Although Lan Zeguang knew that Wang Siping was in a one-phase way, unrequited love was unrequited love after all, and Lu Yiyi would not fall in love with Wang Siping, this is the reality. Of course, a small probability event like the farmer's son that the princess falls in love with may happen, but since everyone is a "farmer's son", Lan Zeguang will definitely not give this opportunity to others with fair competition.

Therefore, Lan Zeguang replied with the following sentence:

"It's all said, kid, you don't have a chance. No matter how Lu Yiyi is, she only likes rich sons, which she has emphasized to me many times. You don't have a chance, and if you really love her, you feel that you can't give her a happy life, so let it go."

Lan Zeguang sent this message with great seriousness. I wanted to answer heartlessly, but when I thought of Wang Siping's elm head that couldn't stand the joke, I decided to persuade him seriously.

Wang Siping was silent for a while, and then replied:

"But I told my father, and my father supported me, saying that although the money is spent, you can spend as much as you want, and if you need a car, you can ask Uncle Wang to let the driver pick it up."

"......" is just like a turtle joking. I want to pretend to be rich, but it doesn't look like it at all.

It turns out that Wang Siping is also joking.

Or is this kid unrequited love for a long time and crazy?

Lan Zeguang was interested, and laughed:

"Tsk, it's so hidden, boy. How much money your dad gave you, so generous."

"Oh, I don't know how much my dad gave me, he gave me a card, and said that I would use this to buy things, and I would use this to take it out if I didn't have money." Wang Siping's answer was still very earthy.

"What kind of card?"

"Bank card, ICBC." The answer was straightforward.

"Okay, so do you know what the balance on the card is?" Lan Zeguang was even worried that Wang Siping wouldn't even be able to use a bank card, speaking of which, Lan Zeguang still remembered that Wei Kunlun said that Wang Siping's meal card was still handled by him. The reason why Wang Siping mixed into their small group was all because he was Wei Kunlun's roommate.

In other words, Wang Siping is a very simple child. Now Lan Zeguang probably understands that he wants to use a lie to make Lan Zeguang believe that he is "rich". It's a pity that the flaw is too big!

As an entertainment project, Lan Zeguang decided to educate him. Break the casserole and ask to the end, so that he will find a loophole in his lie.

This is for Wang Siping's good, his own mistakes must be experienced to understand!

Wang Siping sent two messages in a row:

"Balance?"

"I don't know, I'll look at Daddy's text messages."

After a while, he continued to send messages and said, "1000000.00, the bank's text message is like this, this ...... Is it enough? Dad said it wasn't enough, you could ask him for it."

"I'll go!" Seeing that string of numbers, Lan Zeguang's eyes kept looking, and then his own number was clear how many "0s" there were, removing two decimal places, there were six zeros, which was one million!

But how can a million people at home seem to lack common sense of urban life? It's even less likely to look shabby.

The joke was a bit cold, so Lan Zeguang simply laughed and sent a message:

"It's only 1 million, it shouldn't be enough, and it would be better to add a 0."

"Ten million? I'm going to ask Daddy if he can have it."

After Wang Siping replied to this message, there was no follow-up.

Maybe the joke was over, and Lan Zeguang took a shower. Wearing his own clothes and tying his hair, he came out of the bathroom, sat in front of the computer, and saw Wang Siping send a message back: "Dad promised to give it to me, tomorrow he will find someone to pick us up and let me dress up."

"Lan Zeguang, have you built a yì?" Wang Siping continued to ask.

Wang Siping said this as if it was true, but Lan Zeguang would not believe it anyway, so he naturally regarded this matter as a joke, and of course his answer was not serious. Even the combination of wearing a suit on the top and pants on the bottom can be answered. As for whether Wang Siping really wants to dress up like this, it's hard to say.

In short, after taking a shower, Lan Zeguang began to edit the web page, and during this time, Lan Zeguang had an idea: to make a homepage with only a message interface, and ask customers who sell their souls to fill in their real information, and the information will be compared through the ID verification network of the guò country, and then sent to the background.

At that time, according to manual screening and telephone return visits, we found some customers who really had demands. In this way, excessive harassment can be avoided. So, it's a simple website, but recently Lan Zeguang and Lucifer are not ready to deal with a large number of customers that may appear, so Lan Zeguang did not let the website go online.

Before going to bed, Lucifer wanted to tease Lan Zeguang again, for this kind of cute boy who wanted to do **, Lan Zeguang felt as if he was used to it...... It's a head!

As a visual animal that is normal in thought and is a normal boy, how can he not be in heat when he sees a beautiful appearance that he wants to do...... Wait, I want to do it!

However, when this situation is transferred to the girl's body, it seems to become "I want to be fucked". It's just that at this time, Lan Zeguang subconsciously doesn't treat Lucifer as a boy......

Thankfully, it was just a joke, and Lucifer didn't continue.

When Lan Zeguang was about to go to sleep, Wang Siping sent a text message, and the content of the text message was like this:

"Lan Zeguang, what time do you want to leave?"

"What do you want to do?"

"Dad said he would send a car to pick us up tomorrow."

"Come on, boy, if you really want to chase Lu Yiyi, show sincerity and wait outside the school gate, don't care about the time. Also, I didn't promise you to go out with us, I really want to go with this Luyi, you go with her alone."

Lan Zeguang replied to Wang Siping's text message with some impatience. He felt that Wang Siping's joke was a bit unreasonable. After sending this message, Lan Zeguang didn't pay attention to the next message sent by Wang Siping.

When she got up the next day, she continued to use her hair and Oppai's coercion to lure Lucifer to help her dress up as a boy. ♀ As long as you can submit Lucifer, life is still easy.

Go out at the appointed time for Miss Lu Yiyi and find her under the girls' dormitory. Lu Yiyi generously invited Lan Zeguang to have a good breakfast, and then headed for the city center. Lu Yiyi chose a store where mid-to-high-end goods gathered, called Vientiane City. There are well-known luxury goods for sale, and of course there are some brands that can make petty bourgeoisie dress modestly.

As for Lu Yiyi, he definitely didn't go for luxury.

At most, I will buy one or two pieces to save face at a critical time, and I don't usually expect to wear them.

However, the plan was good, but when they were about to get to the school gate to take the subway, something seemed to go wrong:

At the entrance of the school, a boy wearing a straight suit and slacks on the bottom stood in front of a low-key looking Rolls-Royce Phantom, which is definitely the exclusive car of the boss of a big consortium. This funny dress of a turtle with the luxury car behind him will make people laugh no matter how you look at it.

But Lan Zeguang couldn't laugh, because this person's name was Wang Siping.