Chapter 56: Ginger Water
"Although as the saying goes, 'Shibei should be impressed in three days', but I didn't expect that after only one day, you have already realized that you are ready to become a monk? It's really a very pedestrian thing......" Jiang Shui covered the arc of the corner of his mouth with a folding fan, but he couldn't help but reach out and touch the head of the shining person, and exclaimed: "Tut-tut, it's quite a good feel." β
"Shut up!" Lin Heng, who was facing Yi Haobiao, suddenly shifted his attention to Jiang Shui. "My life has been ruined forever! You're still gloating around, are you a brother? Then again, it's nice to come to school early in the morning and see you surrounded by a bunch of girls...... Damn! What kind of world is this! Is it still the best China? Fallen! Fallen! β
"It's socialism...... "Yihao, who was tugging at his collar, gave up resistance and muttered quietly. Although Lin Heng missed the opportunity last night because of the intervention of the Demon Hunting Association, he also estimated that there would be a storm today, so he ran to the student president's office early in the morning to take refuge, but he didn't expect Lin Heng to chase him over. The spitting star containing deep resentment is really powerful, and Yihao Pu was defeated as soon as he made contact, and endured a full twenty minutes of biochemical attacks before Jiang Shui returned, and it is estimated that it will take about one or twenty times to wash his face clean......
ββ¦β¦ Did You Know? Now there are 40 million more men than women in China! Exactly 40 million! And you, as a student leader of Lindao University, actually monopolize so many social resources by yourself, which is extremely immoral! is to be severely condemned! At this moment, Lin Heng had already turned the spearhead to the student president, and the folding fan in Jiang Shui's hand waved an effect that Yihao was envious of.
"Ahem!" After completely blocking the baptism of resentment, the student council president coughed lightly and helped the frame of his eyes. This is Jiang Shui's habit before preparing to convince people with "reason", and Yihao, who saw this action, couldn't help but feel a pang in his heart, he had seen this student president just rely on his mouth to talk about a bad boy who blocked the road and robbed Cheng DΓΉ who volunteered to serve as a campus volunteer for three years, and it is probably difficult to describe Jiang Shui's eloquence with a lot of flowers.
"Ah Heng, calm down and listen to me first. In fact, I think it's a godsend, and if you take advantage of it, you might be able to change your previous fate of not being popular with girls. Saying that he hit a snake and hit seven inches, Jiang Shui's words immediately quieted Lin Heng, and his eyes, which were full of dark resentment a second ago, have been replaced with ardent expectations like a child.
"Do you know why you weren't popular with girls before?" Jiang Shui opened the folding fan and shook it, analyzing it in a calm voice. "I'll tell you the truth, first of all, you don't have any outstanding looks, you don't have any attractive qualities for women! And then on the premise of this, the exuberance of the timetable is also an important reason why girls have to stay away, am I wrong? β
"No, that's right......" Lin Heng nodded with difficulty, and the scene was completely controlled by Jiang Shui.
"So this time we're going to think backwards, first of all, to attract the attention of girls, to have an unconventional quality in appearance, and now you have this - although it doesn't look like much, but with a little grooming, it can become your own unique charm." Speaking of this, Jiang Shui looked left and right, then took out a square scarf with a blue background and white stripes from the corner closet, handed it to Lin Heng, and motioned for him to wrap it on his head.
"There's a mirror there, go check it out." Jiang Shui pointed to a corner of the room. "How? It's completely different from when you wear a hat, right? β
"Ah, it's a bit of a strong feeling......" Lin Heng replied as if he was being hypnotized, seemingly satisfied with his new image.
"Good! You have the first condition, and then as long as you can restrain the exuberance in your heart, it will not be an unattainable dream to become a popular man...... Do your best, my friend! While Lin Heng was still immersed in emotion, Jiang Shuixun ended the topic.
"Oh!" Lin Heng clenched his fists inexplicably and replied vigorously.
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Lin Heng, who was overexcited, kept posing in the mirror, and seeing him like this, Yihao also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it is estimated that this guy will not think of the issue of accountability again...... Turning his head to look at the person who resolved this crisis lightly, Yihao paid him 120,000 points of admiration in his heart.
"Old Jiang, it's thanks to you this time, otherwise I really wouldn't be able to deal with this guy......"
"There, I'm just teaching Ah Heng to look at things from a different perspective." Jiang Shui sat back on the throne of Lindao University at some point, and took a few sips of tea to moisten his throat. "But then again, Executive Committee, it seems that your report has not been handed to me yet?"
"Ah......" suddenly remembered the pile of materials placed at home, and was immediately speechless.
"Not done? Forget it, after all, it is understandable that that kind of thing happened yesterday, so it would be better to postpone the completion time by two days. Jiang Shui took the posture of the student president, but after putting down the teacup, he smiled bitterly at Yihao. β¦β¦ Seriously, Yihao, I've never heard of you stepping into the Red World, what the hell is going on? β
"Old Jiang, do you also know the red world?" Yihao's side was also surprised.
"Well, because my father's business is related to the red world, I also know more or less about it." Jiang Shui said lightly, looked at Lin Heng in front of the mirror, and shook his head helplessly. "Although I knew that the relationship between the mortal world and the red world was quite close, why didn't I expect that the two friends would be from the red world...... It's not a shocking thing, after all, you are a descendant of the Tie family, and if the situation continues to deteriorate, sooner or later you will be recalled by the Iron Gate. β
ββ¦β¦ Iron gates? "The Tie family is the great family of Rongwu for generations, and the Iron Gate is the name of the Tie Family Martial Arts Church, Yihao is not qualified to enter it to practice because he is a side descendant, but he is surprised why this name came out of Jiang Shui's mouth.
"Yihao, you don't know the iron gate?" Jiang Shui seemed to have misunderstood what he meant, and looked at him in surprise.
"No, of course I know about the Iron Gate, but what does it have to do with the Red World?" When he said this, Yihao was a little frightened, and it felt like he was opening a door that didn't seem to open......
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