There is only one shift today

The illness is not healed, I took a drip yesterday, I went home and was still dizzy, I lay in bed all day, and this morning I desperately coded this chapter, and it was no longer good when the code reached the last thousand words, and I couldn't hold it, and my father-in-law had to go back to bed and lie down immediately...... I'm so sorry to all readers.

Lin Bai sweated, I heard that some people will be stimulated too much, and cause short-term amnesia, it seems that the elf princess is this type, she can't accept what happened last night, so the subconscious blocked this part of the memory, just like a pornographic novel will be blocked by the website!

Lin Bai breathed a sigh of relief, forget it, amnesia is not a good thing, poor little girl, it's not that I'm sorry for you, it's really your mother who cheated on you...... Well, but it's too much like a man to shirk his responsibilities, and he has to be responsible for what he does, whether she remembers it or not.

Lin Bai stretched out a hand to the princess and said, "Sister princess, marry me." ”

"What......" The princess was taken aback, because she didn't remember anything that happened last night, so she really didn't have any mental preparation for Lin Bai's sudden proposal, and the whole person trembled: "Oh, I got up in the morning, I didn't wear any clothes, I didn't brush my teeth, and you suddenly mentioned marriage to me...... I seem to need to wash my face before thinking about it. ”

"Okay, think about it slowly, don't be in a hurry." Lin Baidao.

At this time, the queen got up, she obviously heard the conversation between the princess and Lin Bai just now, originally she wanted to get up and slowly coax her daughter, but she didn't expect her daughter to be too stimulated and forget about last night...... This saved her a lot of effort. The eyeballs rolled, and the bad eyes rose again. hugged her daughter and whispered, "Good daughter, what else are you thinking about?" Hurry up and say yes...... Don't you want to put in some effort for the future of the elves? The marriage of the next queen of the elves and the king of the demons. What an important thing to ensure lasting peace between the two peoples. ”

The princess wiped her sweat and said, "Mother, having said that, but ...... Mr. Demon King already has a wife, and his wife's name is Li Qianqian, and she is a very good sister. ”

The queen pursed her lips and said, "Do you think Mr. Demon King is an ordinary person who can only marry one wife?" Since you are the king, of course, there will be many princesses, which is a very natural thing, and it is not good for you to mind this kind of thing. Besides. Li Qianqian is just the wife of the dick in the human world, but in the demon world, he can also marry another queen......"

The princess was fooled, and after a long time, she finally realized that the situation was wrong now: "Mother, why are we not wearing clothes on Mr. Demon King's bed?" ”

The queen turned her eyes and whispered, "It's not all your fault, there was a cataclysm yesterday, and you seem to be frightened." Came to me at night to drink and suppress the shock, but we both got drunk, and then you dragged me to Mr. Demon King, saying that you were going to be your master or something......"

The highest level of panic is the seven-point truth. The queen is obviously a master, and many of the things she says are true. The result convinced the princess, and asked, "Yes." Yesterday I begged my mother to make the decision for me, and what was the result of our quest for justice with Mr. Demon King at night? ”

The queen said with a sad face: "You said on the surface that you wanted to seek justice from him. In fact, you love him in your heart, but as soon as you enter the Demon King's room, you take the initiative to untie your clothes and jump on Mr. Demon King's bed...... What do you say about touching your thighs, you have to pose like eighteen to be enjoyable. ”

"What?" The princess was so surprised that she almost fainted: "I...... I...... Am I so shameless? ”

"yes, that's too much." The queen pretended to be sad and said, "It's not enough for you to serve Mr. Demon King by yourself, and you are forced to die, and you want me, a mother, to go to bed to guide you...... I love you the most as a daughter, and I was forced by you to go to bed......"

"Huh? How could I do such a thing? The princess was Spartan, snorted, and fainted.

Lin Bai listened to the queen fooling the princess, and the more he listened, the more he felt wrong, until the princess was stunned again, he finally couldn't help it, walked into the house, picked the queen up from the bed, and slapped her ass with a "crackle": "I said that you are too boring as a woman, do you have such a spoof of your daughter?" ”

The queen didn't feel hurt when she was beaten, and grinned: "This is a good thing for you, you see, my daughter can't remember anything, the next time she serves you, she is as fresh as a virgin, and again, she loses her memory and becomes as fresh as a virgin, and so on countless times, you will always be playing with a virgin." ”

Lin Bai gasped, Nima, where did this crooked reasoning come from? Forget it, it doesn't make sense to reason with this nameless woman, you must ignore her, treat the princess well in the future, and don't pay attention to this neurotic widow.

Coming out of the treehouse, the sunlight outside was actually bright......

It's strange, isn't the sky of the Demon Realm covered with black clouds all day long? Why is there sunshine? Lin Bai raised his head and took a look, only to see that the sky was clear, and he couldn't see the dark clouds that had been going on for many years. It turned out that yesterday's cataclysm caused a landslide and tsunami at the same time, it also caused climate changes, and the high-level convection formed a huge wind, sweeping away the dark clouds in the sky, and the demon world actually became a sunny place.

The Black Forest is bathed in sunlight, and the plants get the sunlight and suddenly become excited, and many flowers and plants grow wildly overnight, and the whole forest seems to be thriving.

Many elves were walking through the Black Forest, picking up the trees that had been knocked down by the earthquake, cutting the wood, and preparing to rebuild the treehouses.

Lin Bai was also very happy, without the dark clouds, it felt like a serious world here, and it was time for him to go back and arrange for the reconstruction of Black Dragon City. Of course, this time I won't let the monsters build it themselves.,Find someone to do a city plan first.,And then ask the roaring engineering team to build it.,Only then can you build a truly eye-catching city-

Marvel World, the headquarters of the Unholy Alliance.

The Hydra Legion is finally ready to invade the human realm once again, and the female orangutan is standing in front of the Red Skull at this time. Gong said: "Captain, after I have done a few bad things in a row. Tens of millions of evil forces have been accumulated, and this time I am confident that I can defeat the superman in the human world. ”

"Good!" The Red Skull was very proud. He waved his hand to Ye Xiao, a biologist standing behind him, and said, "How are you ready?" ”

Ye Xiao immediately reported: "The preparation is very sufficient, I have refined enough genetic modification drugs for thousands of people, and I can arm a thousand-person army at any time." According to the information we have now, the Huaxia Dragon Group in the human world has more than 200 genetically modified agents, and we have a ratio of 1,000 to 200, and they can only fail. ”

"Haha, very good." The Red Skull looked up to the sky and laughed wildly: "A thousand genetically modified warriors are more than enough to destroy a city. ”

"Commander, there is also information on the activities of Spider-Man, Iron Man, Batman, Daredevil and others in the human world. It also has to be guarded against. ”

The red skull nodded and said: "This is natural, our evil allies are all ready, this time it will be a full-scale attack on the human world, all the supervillains will be dispatched collectively, and we will never stop if we don't stir up Shuangqing City." ”

The Red Skull said in a high-spirited manner: "Pass on my order, the soldiers of the whole regiment will take a three-day holiday, and after three days, they will start to attack the battle of Shuangqing City." ”

While the Red Skull triumphantly arranged, the Joker hid in another room. Secretly conferring with his men, a minion who looked like a nervous crease said to the clown, "Boss, why don't we go with the Hydra Legion?" ”

The clown sneered: "Since ancient times, none of the villains who attack head-on have ended well. I'm not as stupid as the Red Skull. Our clown army has to play our own style! ”

"Oh, Chief, what exactly is our style?"

"Of course it's a conspiracy." The clown smirked triumphantly, "The Red Skull's target is too big. He's been thinking about how to target Shuangqing, but the goal of our clown army doesn't need to be that big. I don't think it makes sense to capture Shuangqing, what really matters is the capture of Lao Cai! Although the people in the Justice League have been covering it up well. However, all kinds of clues have pointed out that Lao Cai is the headquarters of the Justice League in the human world. ”

"Ahh

"That's right, the most powerful flag of the enemy, that is, the unfathomable strength of the Overlord Flower, has never left Lao Cai and has always been responsible for defending Lao Cai." The clown let out a strange laugh: "Silly Red Skull has always regarded masked heroes as the most powerful enemy in the human world, but in fact, I think the most terrifying enemy on the old street is the overlord flower...... Her strength is immeasurable, too powerful......"

"Then we're going to fight Lao Cai?" Minions feel incredible.

The clown laughed strangely: "The more powerful the enemy, the more obvious the weakness, just like Superman is afraid of Kryptonite, Overlord Flower also has an obvious shortcoming, she is easy to lose control!" ”

"Huh? Boss, how did you come to this conclusion? "I don't understand.

The clown took out a disc and threw it into the player, and soon, a picture was projected on the wall of the room, which was the video of Ye Xiao's cannibal flower transforming into a demon flower after eating Tai Sui in Shuangqing University, and then the female demon king went berserk......

The clown pointed to the video and smiled proudly: "We clowns never fight the enemy head-on, and we pay attention to the heart...... We just need to defeat the spirit of the overlord flower, let her run wild, and use his hand to destroy the entire old street, and even destroy the entire Shuangqing, so why do it ourselves? Hahahaha! While the Red Skull is fighting head-on and luring away other superheroes, let's go straight to Lao Cai and let the Overlord Flower run wild. ”

"How exactly is this going to be implemented?" The minions were puzzled: "How easy is it to let her run away?" ”

"Nope! It's easy. The clown waved his hand and said: "Go collect cannibal flowers and Tai Sui, the more the better, let's create a large number of demon flowers around the old street, so we don't worry about her not going crazy, hahahaha......"——

The post-disaster reconstruction work of the Demon Realm was not an overnight effort, and Lin Bai did not intend to supervise this matter in the Demon Realm all the time. He only flew around the cities he was most familiar with, and issued some orders to maintain stability, such as: the price of food will be lowered, and the Demon King Hall will distribute subsidized food. Take advantage of the chaos to rob and kill the murderer, and kill them on the street...... There aren't many orders like this, because for a bunch of foolish monsters who don't understand anything, the more laws and regulations there are, the easier it is to go wrong, but the simpler orders are easier to implement.

As soon as the order of the Demon King Hall to distribute food came out, the monsters in all cities cheered, and the kindness of the Demon King simply moved them beyond measure, but this matter was very ordinary in Lin Bai's opinion, in the human world, no matter where the disaster was bad, the government's distribution of relief food was the basic of the basics, if the government didn't even do this kind of thing, then what kind of qualified government was it? It has long been killed by the peasant uprising.

After issuing a simple decree, Lin Bai passed through the teleportation array and returned to the human realm.

The old street is still peaceful, with a few white smoke rising from the barbecue stall at the entrance of Bingxin, and several neighbors are eating barbecue and drinking beer; The female demon king was lying on the rattan chair at the door of her house and rolling boredly, and when she saw Lin Bai coming back, a flash of joy flashed on her face, but she immediately returned to normal, and hummed: "What's going on over there in the demon world?" I heard the Rose Demon say that there was a cataclysm over there, and the sky fell apart or something......"

Lin Bai said angrily: "Since you heard about it, why don't you go back and take a look?" What are you doing rolling on the rattan chair at home? ”

The female demon king grinned and said, "Don't bother to move." ”

"It's just a woman with no name." Lin Bai spit out a groan, and then said: "No problem, I used the seismic technique to prevent the plate collision and stopped the cataclysm, and now the demon world has returned to normal, the most important thing is that the black clouds in the sky have dispersed, and now the demon world has become sunny, which is similar to the human world." ”

"Oh? When he had time, he wanted to go back and see. ”

", you're always free! Lao Tzu hates the social rhetoric of 'do something when you have time'. Lin Bai jumped up and scolded: "Anyone who talks like this has never intended to do this in the first place. ”

"Hahaha, Ju was seen through by you, and this king never thought of going back." The female demon king was exposed to lies, but her face was not red and her heart was not beating, and she was not embarrassed at all: "If you can, this king doesn't want to go back in this life." ”

Lin Bai's heart ached for no reason, put away his funny expression and attitude, walked to the female demon king's side, and patted her on the shoulder: "Hey, it's been more than two years since you came to the human world, and you should almost forget the unpleasant past, right?" ”

"Some things are easy to forget, and some things can never be forgotten." The witch took out a sheepskin drawing from the ring, on which was a smiling little witch, with rough lines, one circle representing the head, two small circles representing the eyes, and some messy lines representing the hair...... Although the picture is simple, the feelings contained in it are incomparably deep.

Her fingers stroked over the picture: "I will never forgive the demon flower!" (To be continued......)