When Zhou Yao walked back to the apartment where he lived with the girl who called herself "Taixu Immortal", who "not only didn't look very smart, but in fact wasn't smart", it was already 12:27 p.m.

What is this tonight?

Zhou Yao sighed helplessly.

Smack.

Zhou Yao opened the door of his apartment, walked in, and turned on the headlights in the living room.

Warm orange light filled the room in an instant.

"Shhh...... It's so bright..."The girl subconsciously stepped back a few times, covering her eyes with the back of her hand.

Zhou Yao turned around, and by the bright light, Zhou Yao suddenly realized that the girl in front of him was so white that she had an indescribable taste.

Half a minute later, the girl slowly lowered her hand and said very seriously, "This is the fairy art called LED lights." ”

Then he paused, stared at Zhou Yao and said, "May I ask the honorific name of the Spell Casting Immortal Family." ”

State Grid.

There is also the more powerful immortal art of UHV power transmission.

If you have to think so.

This made Zhou Yao suddenly recall that when she just took the elevator to the 17th floor, she also had such a look.

Trouble.

At this moment, Zhou Yao finally realized the seriousness of the problem-

This guy is no longer a question of being smart or not.

Common sense is zero.

Anyway, I'm going to figure out her details in a moment.

Vaguely, Zhou Yao felt that he had triggered an incredible event.

Forget it, as the saying goes, if it comes, it will be safe-

——Zhou Yao comforted himself like this-

- So what else, who let his brain pump at the beginning, and time can't be turned back-

-- If you could turn the tide --

- He must have said to himself half an hour ago -

- *you're in three seconds, **it's all for you*. (*Please imagine it yourself)

Zhou Yao took off his shoes, took out two pairs of slippers from the cupboard, put one pair on his feet, and threw the other pair on the floor in front of the sofa, "Wait first." Then I went into the bathroom, found a spare wooden basin, took some warm water, and brought it to the front of the sofa in the living room.

"Don't put on your shoes yet, come over and sit on the sofa to soak your feet, and then put on your slippers when they're clean. ”

I walked back barefoot all the way just now, and I guess my feet are already wet and cold.

If you have a cold, it's terrible.

However, the words of the "immortal" are not invulnerable--but Zhou Yao thought of this guy's appearance of being hungry just now, and dispelled his own inference.

"Hey, are you underestimating me, our immortal family has always been ·····"

"You are obedient, I'll go cook. Zhou Yao added.

"Roger. ”

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It's too unethical in front of food.

Zhou Yao thought about it, and before walking into the kitchen, he threw the towel hanging on the shelf and smashed it right on the girl's face. "Wipe your head. ”

"You!·····"

"Rice. ”

“······ Good. ”

Zhou Yao walked into the kitchen, looked around, and found that there were only instant noodles, ham sausages, green peppers and a few eggs.

I haven't eaten at home in days.

It's a normal thing - during this time, the project plan is tight, working overtime in the company until late at night, the company has meal subsidies for breakfast and dinner, and Zhou Yao solves it in the canteen.

Although he has his own residence in the city, Zhou Yao is still rarely able to experience the full functions of his apartment.

It's a good idea to feel like this once in a while.

Zhou Yao sighed silently.

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"Ah······ I'm full..." The girl lay down on the table with satisfaction after a stormy meal.

I can eat it definitely.

Zhou Yao witnessed the rise and fall of his large bag of instant noodles from scratch.

But it's not for nothing.

When the "immortal" was having dinner just now, Zhou Yao formed a bubble noodle meeting through a chat with a sentence of nothing, and got a lot of information that seemed useful.

It can be summarized as follows:

1. Proven or substantially determined aspects:

1 She eats well.

2 She can eat and is of the human species.

3 She may not eat, but her hunger will persist. (summarized as gluttony)

4 The understanding of all modern human societies comes from the immortal book called the "Wanlu Tiandian", which is similar to Baidu entry, and is extremely lacking in basic human sophistication and common sense of life. (summarized as silly)

5 I don't know if I've seen strange propaganda materials from that place, saying that phrases such as "Boy, are you willing to be a brave man?" and "Will you make a contract with me?" (summarized as Secondary 2)

6 The sword was taken out of her sleeve, and she said that her sleeve was made of "Guiyun Zang Fengxuan" and could store all things in the world. (Although Zhou Yao is very reluctant to admit it, it is indeed a more reasonable explanation)

7 Through observation, this guy is a picky eater and does not like to eat green peppers. (All the green peppers are left in the bowl)

2. Unconfirmed or doubtful aspects:

1 She claimed to have lived a long time, and that she had voluntarily lost most of her memories for reasons she had forgotten.

2 Claiming to be from the Guixu Heavenly Palace of Taixu Peak. (Serious doubts, how can there be a mountain that has not been developed into a scenic spot)

3 She claims to be very powerful, and she can do anything with fairy magic (serious doubt)

4 Claiming to be quite intelligent. (Basic falsification)

5 The purpose of going down the mountain was twofold, one was to collect disciples, and the other was to forget. (This is in line with her IQ setting)

To sum up, this girl who calls herself "Taixu Immortal" is a great immortal who doesn't know what to do, and is the first to eat.

Oh no, there is still an advantage - good-looking, which can even be described as peerless elegance.

But Zhou Yao is not one of those otaku who is "cute and it's over".

Not to mention, it is easy to attract the attention of others - help the police uncle to ask where Zhou Yao brought back a suspicious twelve or thirteen-year-old girl with no hukou and no blood relationship.

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Congratulations, congratulations.

Zhou Yao gritted his teeth and congratulated himself.

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“······· Sleepy. The girl sat up, stretched her waist contentedly, and said to Zhou Yao lazily, "I want to sleep." ”

In any case, you call yourself an immortal.

Can you keep a little fairy wind bone?

“······ Your bedroom is on the left side of the living room, the quilt is in the drawer under the wardrobe, you take it yourself, and I have to wash the dishes and take a shower·····" Zhou Yao thought about it for a moment and said.

"Bathing ······" The girl's eyes suddenly lit up.

No way.

“···· Ahem... The hot water was only enough for one ·····." Zhou Yao shirked.

Zhou Yao has been working in 996, no, more accurately, in the blessing of 9.12.7 for three or four days, and the matter of taking a bath has been delayed again and again.

This kind of bath relaxation time is a great opportunity for programmers to find a great opportunity to relax.

Also, Zhou Yao's newly bought "Dad Wang" shampoo has just arrived, and he doesn't want to become a guy like Mediterranean Lao Cui in the office.

"It's okay, it's just..." She looked at her sleeve, raised it, and sniffed, "This immortal has not bathed for several days, lest it pollute the noble room of the lord's family······"

Why can classical Chinese and modern dialect be mixed without hindrance?

And don't always use seemingly serious ancient texts to put the weight of words.

Zhou Yao said in his heart.

Zhou Yao thought for a while and said, "I don't have a problem, but ·······"

"Then there is Lord Lao. The girl interjected quickly. "No problem, Ben Shangxian is relieved. ”

How did you react so quickly at this time?

Never mind.

And taking a bath in a strange man's house, don't you really have to be careful?

It's as if this guy doesn't have common sense in his own right.

"I'm going to put the water ·····" Zhou Yao shook his head, stood up, and said, "But you don't have a change of clothes, do you?" ”

"Don't worry about this," the girl fumbled through her sleeve, and then jerked out a new pale white costume, "I brought it." ”

"Well, I brought toiletries too. She thought for a moment, and pulled out something like towel soap.

It's quite complete.

How to stop bringing a mask.

"By the way, there are other clothes in the sleeves of this dress. The girl waved the sleeve of her white dress and said.

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Matryoshka dolls are prohibited.

Zhou Yao suddenly remembered something more important.

"By the way, what's your name?" Zhou Yao found that after asking so many questions, he didn't even know the name of the guy in front of him.

"Too Void Immortal. ”

"Be serious. ”

"Eight Desolations and Six Combinations, Solitude, Heaven and Earth, Dao Enlightenment, Return to the Ruins, Taixu Immortals. ”

That's too bureaucratic, isn't it?

“····· That's a little more simplified····· What about the more people-friendly name······" Zhou Yao asked a little reluctantly,

"Immortals. ”

Very good.

"I'll give you a name. Zhou Yao said without hesitation.

"Nope. "The girl is also simply.

"Rice. ”

"Agreed. ”

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Instantly changed hexagrams.

"Hmm····· It's time for a change..." The girl pondered for a moment and added, "Nice to hear." ”

"Yes Yes Yes ······" Zhou Yao responded verbally and thought in his heart over and over again.

What a good name.

Too Void Immortal - Void Immortal - Void Immortal - Xu Immortal?—— Old Void ?—— Great Immortal?

Obviously not.

In terms of naming, it is too difficult to make a straight man like Zhou Yao competent.

If Zhou Yao was asked to compile an auto-named generator program, he would be very confident.

——I knew that my sister would come to help——

——Suddenly, a name popped up in Zhou Yao's mind——

- Eh, this one can definitely be -

- You can also pretend to be your cousin's twin sister -

- "Su Youdie...... How?"

Zhou Yao's cousin is called Su Zhiwei, and when her cousin was born, the family had been wandering between the two names of Fluttersie and Zhiwei.

- And the personal relationship between Zhou Yao and his cousin is quite good, maybe when he is questioned, he can let his cousin help him lie and escape.

Anyway, in a sense, the advantage of Zhiwei's child is that he can accept any setting.

“...... I feel like it's still too vain to be a fairy......" The girl thought for a moment, then said in amazement.

"Then you will call Li Goudan. ”

"No, no, no, when you compare it like this, I suddenly feel that the former is more immortal. ”

The girl decisively changed her words.

Sure enough, this is how to use Daxian.

“...... Usually...... It's a mouthful... Forget it, it's better to call you Xiao ............Su...... "Zhou Yao muttered for a moment and then looked up at the girl and said, "I'll usually call you Xiao Fluttershy." Then he added: "Oh, and my name is Zhou Yao, just call me by my name." ”

“...... Got it. The girl who got the new name was still a little dissatisfied, and muttered to herself with relief, "...... Times have changed, and names are normal...... It's normal...... Bar"

Truly.

My lord, times have changed a lot.

Who will call what immortals on the street?

Then if you touch someone, you will take a control knife and slash indiscriminately.

If you are seen by the aunt of the neighborhood committee downstairs, maybe there will be another fierce general in the Jiangcheng Juvenile Detention Center.

I'm protecting you from being taken away from the psychiatric hospital.

lest he be "taken care of" by the magnetic storm infantry Yang * Xin.

"Well......" the girl was still agonizing over the name.

Zhou Yao looked at her, shook his head helplessly, walked to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, and added hot water to the bathtub.

The water is ready, and the toiletries are on the hanger on the left, Fluttershy. ”

"Ahh Well, okay, Wang Yao. ”

"My name is Zhou Yao, thank you. ”

"Good Monday. ”

"I said that my name is Zhou Yao!!"

"Ah, I'm sorry, Zhou Yao. ”

Zhou Yao ...... Second ,...... Forget it, whatever you want. ”

It is worthy of being a great immortal.

Zhou Yao looked up at the electric light in the bathroom, and it was bright-

The peaceful 996 blessing routine of his past is gone.