"I graduated from Higashi Middle School called Haruhi Suzumiya, and I have no interest in ordinary humans. $(). ()(x). If there are aliens, people from the future, people from another world, and people with abilities, just come to me! Above. ”

Turning his head to look at the long girl sitting on his right-hand side seat, wearing a yellow belt, 6 Yunfeng sighed.

After coming out of the world of Dragon Ball, he stayed in reality for another month, and he didn't do anything else that month, taking care of his two younger sisters and the godsister on the other side of the door in the same way, and by the way, he helped 6 Bingqing write songs, fiddle with the script, and then shoot with a camera.

That's right, 6 Yunfeng taught himself shooting techniques, the kind of camera used to shoot movies, with his ingenuity, it is too simple to learn to shoot, and there are memories of later generations, he also has his own advanced and unique shooting techniques, in 1997, it was still in the dark period of the movie, and all kinds of piracy were too strict, so the movie could not be sold at a high price, but 6 Yunfeng did not aim at the domestic market, but aimed at the foreign market.

Using the film and television production system, 6 Yunfeng scanned all the body appearance of 6 Bingqing, and used induction technology to simulate the real number of 6 Bingqing's body dynamics and coordination, so that 6 Yunfeng only needs to provide the script, and then the system will automatically take 6 Bingqing as the heroine to produce wonderful movie series.

Taking advantage of this convenience, 6 Yunfeng has already helped 6 Bingqing make a movie, the heroine is 6 Bingqing, the male protagonist is 6 Yunfeng, and 6 Yujie also participated in the performance, and the name of this movie is "The Legend of the White Snake".

Love, Xianxia, cross-era visual enjoyment. This is the selling point of this movie, and in order to make it understandable to Western audiences, the level of this movie is very low, and there is nothing artistic conception in it, which is very straightforward.

Many Western audiences can't understand Eastern movies, because they don't understand the artistic conception of the East, to put it simply, Western audiences have low IQ and can't understand things with high IQ in the East, but what about Western movies! Even idiots can understand it. So this is how the cultural export of the West was formed. It has lowered the IQ of human beings all over the world.

This reminds 6 Yunfeng of a famous joke on the Internet, don't be serious with two hundred and five, otherwise he will directly lower your IQ to two hundred and five, and then beat you with rich experience.

That's what Western culture is all about. He directly lowered the IQ of people all over the world to two hundred and five. Then they used their rich experience to convey their 205 culture to the world. And what has this culture brought to the world? It's just that you can see the stinky shameless hugging and kissing everywhere on the street, and there are even more shameless ones, and they are done directly on the street. This very straightforward and primitive ideology is increasingly no different from animals.

However, 6 Yunfeng doesn't hate this situation, if the women all over the world are like the women of ancient China, and they don't go out of the door, where else can he go to see those bare-ass beauties? How can those low-end hotels secretly take pictures of men and women who come to their hotels to cheat? And the authors of those little yellow books, if you don't have them, where would you go to find spiritual enjoyment......

Therefore, 6 Yunfeng feels that the things that exist must be things that human beings need, unless human beings are really annoying and unnecessary, they will gradually disappear, and everything must be based on human needs!

6 Yunfeng is confident that Western audiences can also understand the legend of the White Snake movie, but this movie is still negotiating with companies in the United States and neighboring countries in Europe and Asia, and the subject of the negotiation is of course divided, although this is the first film of 6 Bingqing, but Lin Feifei has industries all over the world, and the surrounding countries in Asia can say that they can talk about it by sending someone at will, that is, the United States and Europe need Lin Feifei to come out in person, because only Lin Feifei can control them.

However, before 6 Yunfeng entered this world, Lin Feifei had not completely talked about this matter, and the two sides had differences because of interests and were bargaining fiercely.

6 Yun Feng didn't pay attention to this matter anymore, and entered the world of Suzumiya Haruga, his identity in this world is a transfer student from Huaxia, the procedures he just went through during spring break, and then on the first day of school, he was assigned to this class, and he was next to a classmate named Suzumiya Haruhi.

After Haruhi Suzumiya's words ended, the classroom fell into a brief silence, but Haruhi Suzumiya glanced around as strongly as a queen, and after glancing at Ah Xuan in front of him, he turned his head to look at 6 Yunfeng again.

Feeling the strong gaze of Suzumiya Haruhi, 6 Yunfeng smiled slightly, and nodded at her gently.

Haruhi Suzumiya ignored it and sat down directly, and then the teacher wiped the sweat on his forehead, and continued to let the other students introduce themselves, when it was 6 Yunfeng's turn, 6 Yunfeng stood up and said: "My name is 6 Yunfeng, from China, because my father came to Japan to study because of his work, I have a wide range of interests, especially like to study natural phenomena such as demons and monsters, if there are people who share my hobbies, I hope you come to me, and we will unravel the mystery of this world together." ”

After listening to the introduction of 6 Yunfeng, the teacher on the podium was completely speechless, a Suzumiya Haruhi is just that, I didn't expect that there is a teenager who is still immersed in the middle two world, what is wrong with the young people in Japan now? Oh no, 6 Yunfeng is a Chinese teenager......

However, after listening to 6 Yunfeng's self-introduction, Haruhi Suzumiya looked at him with bright eyes, and 6 Yunfeng also turned his head and nodded at her with a smile.

"My name is Ryoko Asakura......" Looking at the very beautiful girl introducing herself, 6 Yunfeng held her chin and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

After class, Haruhi Suzumiya turned to look at him: "Hey." ”

6 Yunfeng turned his head and smiled, "Lianggong-san, do you want to join my group?" ”

"What group?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked.

"Mysterious Phenomena Research Society." 6 Yun Feng smiled: "I plan to set up such a club, if you join, then we still lack three members." ”

"Have you ever seen a mysterious phenomenon?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked.

"Of course I do." 6 Yunfeng nodded, his right hand stretched out. Placed under the desk, only himself and Haruhi Suzumiya could see the position, and then a small water balloon appeared in the palm of the hand.

Haruhi Liangmiya's eyes suddenly widened, and 6 Yunfeng immediately dissipated the small water balloon and said with a smile: "Ryomiya-san, do you want to join my club?" ”

"Of course you want to join!" After Haruhi Suzumiya was shocked, he all smiled excitedly: "But the Mysterious Phenomenon Research Society is too old-fashioned, let's call it the SOS group!" ”

"What...... What regiment? 6 Yun Feng's head was sweating.

"SOS group, Suzumiya Kasuga group (color kaiooini touch day age milk タメスズ fan yaha milk hidan) that makes the world more lively." Haruhi Suzumiya said excitedly.

"......" 6 Yunfeng raised his hand: "Please wait a minute, why did I establish the club." But to be named after you? ”

"What does it matter. Isn't the club still alive yet! Think of it as a club founded by the two of us. Haruhi Suzumiya said on his own.

"......" 6 Yunfeng had a little headache: "Even if it was established by the two of us, where is my name?" ”

"Isn't that up front!" Make the world a livelier place'. Suzumiya Haruhi patted 6 Yunfeng on the shoulder: "This is your goal." ”

“~！ #￥%……”

6 Yunfeng sighed and said, "But the club activity room hasn't been found yet, and we still have to find new members." There are also application clubs. Who's going to do that? ”

"I came to the club and the activity room. You go and apply for the club. Haruhi Suzumiya said.

"......" 6 Yun Feng had a black line in his head: "There are no members and activity rooms, how can I apply?" If you want me to do it all by myself, just say it. ”

"Hehe, you're smart!" Haruhi Suzumiya took the hand of 6 Cloud Peak. said: "Let's go, let's go find the location of the activity room first." ”

"Wait." 6 Yunfeng grabbed her and said, "The time between classes is too short, let's talk about it after school in the afternoon!" ”

"Well, okay!" Although he was a little unwilling, Haruhi Suzumiya still agreed, and then looked at 6 Yunfeng with bright eyes, and grinned: "What's your name?" ”

"......" 6 Yun Feng's face darkened, he had never seen such an unreliable woman before: "6 Yun Feng, a transfer student from China, likes to study natural phenomena such as demons and monsters. ”

"Oh, yes, yes, 6 Cloud Peak." Haruhi Suzumiya nodded, and then said with a little surprise: "Your Japanese is very good!" There is no trace of foreigners at all. ”

"It's one of my abilities." 6 Yun Feng said proudly: "No language in the world can bother me. ”

"Oh? Do you speak not only Japanese, but all languages fluently? "Haruhi Suzumiya's eyes are brighter.

"Of course." 6 Yun Feng propped his hands and elbows on the table in the back row and crossed Erlang's legs: "And this is just a trivial matter, I still have a lot of ability, I will scare you to death when I say it." ”

Haruhi Suzumiya's breathing was a little short, and he pulled a chair and leaned towards 6 Yunfeng, looking at him almost face to face: "What other abilities do you have?" Show me them all. ”

"OK, OK, no problem." 6 Yunfeng raised his hands, turned his head to look at the classmates who were looking this way, and coughed dryly: "But can you not be so close, I don't know, I still think we are a couple!" ”

"Cut, I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of." Saying this, Haruhi Suzumiya leaned back, and said with a little unhappiness: "Then after school, you have to show it well." ”

"I said......" 6 Yun Feng said helplessly: "We seem to have only known each other for a long time, why do you have a current attitude as if you have known me for a long time?" After a pause, 6 Yunfeng looked at the face of Haruhi Suzumiya and said, "Have we seen each other somewhere before?" I always feel like you're a little familiar. ”

"Really?" Lianggong Haruhi was also stunned, looked at 6 Yunfeng, and said, "Actually, I also think you are a little familiar, but I can't remember where I have seen it." ”

"Did you see it a few years ago?" 6 Yun Feng asked tentatively, "When I was in junior high school." ”

"Junior high school?" Haruhi Suzumiya looked at 6 Cloud Peak and said, "Didn't you just transfer to Japan!" ”

"Hey!" 6 Yunfeng said: "Since you know that I have just transferred to Japan, why can't you remember my name?" ”

"Don't worry about such small things." Haruhi Suzumiya waved his hand impatiently, and then said, "You haven't answered my question yet, have you been to Japan since you were in junior high school?" ”

"Ahh Been here. 6 Yunfeng said: "My father is a cross-border businessman, often going back and forth between China and Japan. So sometimes I come to Japan for a few days, maybe I've met you before. ”

"I see." Haruhi Suzumiya stared at 6 Yunfeng's face carefully, and frowned again: "It seems that I have seen it somewhere, but I don't know why, I just can't remember it." ”

The information revealed by Haruhi Suzumiya's words made 6 Yunfeng thoughtful, in the original plot, Haruhi Suzumiya sighed about an incident he had encountered before on Tanabata this year, and that night, Ah Xu was taken by Asahina Minoru to three years ago, and saw Haruhi Suzumiya who climbed the gate at school three years ago. That's also the reason why Haruhi Suzumiya feels familiar to Ah Xu.

But now with his involvement. Although Ah Xu and Haruhi Suzumiya are still at the front and back tables, the two have not communicated yet, but 6 Yunfeng showed his hands, which made Haruhi Suzumiya completely forget about Ah Xu. And Suzumiya Haruhi also feels that 6 Yunfeng is familiar. Case. So will he take the place of Ah Xu, and will be brought back three years ago by Asahina Minoru on the night of this year's Tanabata Festival? If that's the case, then Haruhi Suzumiya's questions can be answered.

But if that's the case. There is also something that gives 6 Yunfeng a headache, that is, the assassination of Ryoko Asakura.

In the original work, Ryoko Asakura is indeed a very perfect girl, and the big cute god Yuki Nagato is the human form of the universe integration thinking system, and they monitor the situation of Haruhi Suzumiya together, but it is different from Yuki Nagato's calm monitoring, but Ryoko Asakura has a mind that jumps out of her mind, and wants to kill Ah Xuan to check the situation of Haruhi Suzumiya, but she died before she left the school, and was eliminated by her boss Yuki Nagato, and it didn't reappear until the disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya in the ova plot, but she finally stabbed Ah Xu, It can be said that it is Ah Xu's natural enemy, but now that 6 Cloud Peak has taken Ah Xu's place, wouldn't Ryoko Asakura use all his means on him?

6 Yun Feng shuddered, and felt sour when he thought about it.

"If you can't think of it, don't think about it." 6 Yunfeng said: "In short, we can be sure, we must have met before, so to speak, we are also very fateful, thousands of miles away from the ocean, but we can become the same school, the same classroom, and even the next classmate, I believe in fate very much." 6 Yun Feng stretched out his hand and smiled: "You are very beautiful, if possible, I will marry you in the future." ”

Suzumiya Haruhi's face turned red all of a sudden, and he snorted lightly: "Come if you want to pursue me!" Don't mother-in-law's. Saying this, he still shook hands with 6 Yunfeng: "If you bring it up, I won't object, at least after trying it, I will break up if I think it's not suitable." ”

"......" 6 Yun Feng sighed: "You are really a special girl, so if I ask you for a relationship now, will you agree?" ”

"Yes." Haruhi Suzumiya looked at 6 Yunfeng and said, "Who made you so mysterious!" ”

6 Yun Feng smiled, pinched the soft and smooth little hand of Haruhi Lianggong, and said, "Then you will be my girlfriend from now on, this Sunday, do you want to go on a date together?" ”

"To find a mysterious phenomenon?" Haruhi Suzumiya said with her eyes shining.

"......" 6 Yunfeng pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled: "How about discussing the mysteries of the human body together?" ”

Suzumiya Haruhi's face turned red and said, "I'll think about it." ”

"Don't worry!" 6 Yunfeng smiled: "I don't think you are an unreserved girl, and we are both high school students, so we can enjoy the happiness of adults." ”

That's the case for men and women in Japan.,You can still find a few virgins in the first year of high school.,But in the second year of high school.,It's basically impossible to find it.,Don't even think about it in college.,So Japan's H works are getting younger and younger.,Because it's really hard for adult women to find virgins.,So you can only show it below.。

However, the melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is not a one-step h work, so the characters in it are still relatively pure, especially the protagonists, which are even more ice and jade, you can start to taste it.

"Let's talk about Sunday!" Haruhi Suzumiya shook his head and said, "I still want to form a club now, and then ......" staring at 6 Cloud Peak: "I want to see more mysterious phenomena." ”

"No problem." 6 Yun Feng nodded with a smile: "I've seen a lot of mysterious phenomena, I guarantee to surprise you." ”

"I'm looking forward to it." Haruhi Suzumiya showed a bright smile from the bottom of her heart, and 6 Yunfeng was also stunned when she saw this smile, she deserved to be the heroine of a work, she was really beautiful and charming.

"See what?" Seeing that 6 Yunfeng was looking at him blankly, Suzumiya Haruhi pointed his finger at the tip of 6 Yunfeng's nose.

6 Yun Feng came back to his senses and smiled: "You are very beautiful, I can't help but be happy when I think that you are my girlfriend." ”

"Cut!" Haruhi Suzumiya's face was slightly red, and he said, "You are also very handsome, but with my girlfriend, you can't date other girls anymore, understand?" ”

"If it's a relationship for the purpose of getting married, I don't have a problem." 6 Yun Feng said with a smile.

"That'...... I'd better think about it again! Haruhi Suzumiya felt a lot of pressure: "I don't think marriage or anything is a topic that a girl of my age can bear." ”

6 Yun Feng shrugged: "Then if I meet other girls who are willing to date for the purpose of marriage, you can't stop them." ”

"If there really is such a girl, and I haven't made up my mind, I will not stop it." Haruhi Suzumiya said.

"Very well, then it's decided." 6 Yun Feng smiled slightly and stretched out his hand.

"Cut!" Haruhi Lianggong patted 6 Yunfeng's hand: "Don't be proud, beware of me relying on you." ”

"I can't ask for it." (To be continued!)

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