Chapter 187: Big Cousin's Hard Injury [First Update]
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The winter of this year in Huacheng is a warm winter, and many people still wear shirts and short sleeves all over the street in winter.
The eldest cousin was wearing a floral shirt with two open buttons, in order to expose the local tyrant gold necklace around his neck, which was very domineering. The sleeves are also rolled up, just in time to show off the gold watch perfectly. The sun is not very dazzling, but the eldest cousin still wears a pair of international brand sunglasses.
The eldest cousin was holding his local tyrant's golden mobile phone and shouting, "What, what are you doing to eat?" Didn't you let Zhang Yu come over as the emcee? Well, he's going to participate in "I'm a Singer". Then change, in fact, he didn't speak very clearly, and I wasn't very satisfied. Okay, that's it. Money is not an issue. Who is the best man? Brother Chun? Oh, Brother Chun still forget it, he's here, who knows if he's the best man or the bridesmaid? ……”
The eldest cousin's arrogance immediately made the people around him look sideways. Can you not look sideways? There is no character in the mouth of the big cousin who is not a big star. This big star seems to be raised by their family, what a big pomp this guy has. Could it be the son of a wealthy family?
If Watson was here, he would definitely have to remind his eldest cousin, "Eldest cousin, you forgot to turn on your phone." ”
This guy is pretending to be forced everywhere, in fact, although their family has money, they are not rich enough to ignore it. In fact, no matter how much you jump, you are just a bulb who can't be on the table.
After showing off, the eldest cousin triumphantly walked into a clothing store. Walking into the store with sunglasses and feeling like I'm suddenly blind. The eldest cousin naturally didn't see the situation at the door clearly. One foot in the air, directly a dog eats. The local tyrant Jin slipped out of his mobile phone in his hand, and the sunglasses he was wearing also jumped out.
The sunglasses are off, and the world is brighter. But the image of the eldest cousin's local tyrant is completely gone. I don't have the face to stay in that shop anymore. Picking up his phone and sunglasses, the eldest cousin retreated to the ridicule of everyone.
The loss of face is quite big, and the most important thing is that I knocked my knees just now. Fortunately, isn't my aunt's family around here?
The eldest cousin's aunt is naturally Watson's mother Kang Huimin.
The eldest cousin came to the door with a limp leg, which stunned the little friends.
"Big cousin, aren't you going to get married soon? How did you get your leg lame? Did the bride run away with someone? You didn't catch up. You're still lame, aren't you? Of course, Watson couldn't say such a thing, it was the Hua family boy who spoke. The minors pretended to be too cold, and the eldest cousin was embarrassed to get angry.
"Stinky boy, it's always been your eldest cousin who dumps others, when have you ever let someone dump you?" The eldest cousin said angrily.
"Could it be that the eldest cousin-in-law split her legs and let you catch the ready-made, and the adulterer dog jumped off the wall in a hurry. Beat you up? "You can never read a boy's head.
"Can't you say something nice? It's a shame that the big cousin takes you to McCann chicken every time. Didn't your brother come back in the next two days? Where is he? "The eldest cousin looked around, and there was a stinky boy in the house, holding a tablet and fighting zombies there.
"My brother accompanied my sister-in-law to go shopping. If you wanted me to go, I didn't. How boring it is to be a light bulb for people! The teenager's eyes still didn't take his eyes off the screen.
"Your brother is back with his girlfriend? You didn't lie to me, did you? Adults talk to you, don't play games all the time. People of this age know how to play that little kid's game. Unpromising. The eldest cousin said.
"I was a child. Big cousin, I look like you like this hopping zombie. Especially when you walk in the door, you jump and jump. It's like zombies. Hey, you're really miserable, the local tyrant's mobile phone is broken. The boy said sympathetically.
"Just now you said your brother came back with his girlfriend? Tell me, what does it look like? "The eldest cousin's curiosity is also relatively large.
"Needless to say, can my sister-in-law not be beautiful? Those little stars or something, compared to my sister-in-law, are simply weak. "Why do teenagers emphasize little stars?
The eldest cousin rolled his eyes. I don't know as much as you little kid.
"Do you know when they'll be back, brother?" The eldest cousin asked.
"How do I know? You just need to make a phone call. Alas, that's the gap. Why is my brother a college student at a prestigious university, and you can only be a contractor, and your IQ is a hard injury! The boy sighed.
"I don't have his number to elicit so much emotion from you? Did you know that it hurts people to do this? When the eldest cousin wanted to criticize the boy strictly, he and his dizzy hands were fighting against the endless zombie tide.
By the time Watson opened the door, his eldest cousin had been abused by the boy's most hurtful words on the planet in simple words. Seeing Watson enter the door, the eldest cousin barely hugged Watson's leg and cried.
"Cousin Xiaosheng, it just so happens that you are studying medicine. Help me ......" This guy opened his eyes wide when he saw Zheng Jingying who followed behind, his mouth opened wide, and he was petrified all of a sudden.
The boy patted his eldest cousin when he was injured, "Big cousin, is it still painful?" ”
"Ahh The eldest cousin let out a miserable cry.
"It's okay, it's normal." The boy said.
Zheng Jingying was a little disgusted when she saw her eldest cousin like that. But when I saw the boy's naughty appearance, I couldn't help but laugh.
"Jingying, this is my eldest cousin, the son of my aunt's family. The one who got married in two days. Watson said.
"Cousin Xiaosheng. Hurry up and help me tidy up, aren't you studying medicine? Let's see if I hurt my bones. The eldest cousin said.
Watson cut open the trouser leg of the eldest cousin, "Look at how you did it, fortunately it was on the leg, if the third leg is broken, the eldest cousin will not be in the girlhood for a long time?" ”
The eldest cousin almost fainted, this brother is really more poisonous than a poisonous tongue.
"What are you doing with so much nonsense, get me some medicine, put a band-aid or something, and it's over. By the way, I'm here to ask you for help. As the saying goes, safflower also needs to be lined with green leaves. I'm going to be a groom, and this best man is naturally your cousin. "The eldest cousin is also a talent, so he can learn and use it in a while.
"It's okay to let me be the best man, but it steals your limelight, don't blame me." Watson said.
"Your eldest cousin, my Yushu is in the wind, chic and dignified, I will be afraid that you will steal the limelight? You see the ...... around my neck Wipe! Where's my necklace? The eldest cousin suddenly realized that the necklace around his neck was gone.
"The necklace is off? Got a lot of money, right? Where did it fall and should you call the police? Watson asked with concern.
"Report a fart. That thing is three hundred yuan for Taobao, and I change one a day. If I really wore such a thick gold necklace and ran all over the street, I would be stupid. Isn't that a thief? "The eldest cousin accidentally revealed the truth.
"It's fake!" The teenager's particularly elongated voice.
"Stinky boy, it's true that I don't have your big cousin, it's just that it's inconvenient to wear it out, you see how wise I am. Which bastard still thinks that he has made a lot of money today, and it will be interesting to wear it for a few days and lose the paint. Cousin Xiaosheng, let's get down to business, isn't it okay? The eldest cousin laughed.
"I've never seen such a big scene, I'm afraid of losing your face, right?" Watson said.
"It's okay, doesn't that make me more superior?" The eldest cousin said.
"The problem is that my brother is so handsome, what if he doesn't act badly?" The boy said.
"Don't mess around with you, you stinky boy, the adults are down to business, and the little kid didn't intervene." The eldest cousin said.
"I'm too lazy to leave you!" The boy turned and went to his room.
"Xiaoliang, I'll buy you a set of clothes with your brother, you can wear them and try them on." Zheng Jingying followed with a few sets of clothes. She doesn't really like vulgar people like her big cousin.
The eldest cousin extended a thumbs up to Watson: "Niu, it's almost time to catch up with your eldest cousin and me." Such a beautiful girl has deceived you. God really doesn't have long eyes. I'm such a dashing local tyrant, I actually ...... Well, of course, your eldest cousin won't be inferior to your girlfriend. ”
The eldest cousin almost accidentally leaked the secret of heaven in one step, and hurriedly re-exported.
"By the way, there's one more thing. That's a matter of courtesy. You also know that your eldest cousin is a star, and the people who come to our wedding are some celebrities. We can't afford to lose face then. And I don't want you to take too much, let it be too much, and you won't be able to take it out. But you can't go with too little. The place where I was treated was a five-star hotel. It's all tens of thousands of tables. I'm just worried that you'll be with you by then. It's a joke. It is better to give the auspicious number, eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight. That's pretty much it. The eldest cousin said.
"Big cousin, you have a good business experience. Each is eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight, and one table is down, and it is not eighty-eight. Your whole table of hundreds, you don't become a multimillionaire at once? How dare you open your mouth. "Watson had fun with his best cousin behind his back.
"Isn't this negotiable? I can't figure out how many guests are there. It's just that our side must be high-end and high-grade. Why don't you follow so much first, and then if they don't have so much, I'll give it back to you? The eldest cousin said.
"With the character of your mother and my aunt, when the money arrives at your house, do you think you can still get it? In our hometown, a few dozen dollars are enough. You here, it's ten times higher, eight hundred and eighty-eight. It's high-end enough, right? Watson laughed.
"Why don't you discuss it with my aunt and them again?" The eldest cousin said.
The eldest cousin has a lot of things to do and is busy with business. After conveying the important spirit, he left Watson's house with an injury. Before leaving, he took Watson's newly bought pair of pants. Because his pants happened to be torn. Wearing Watson's pants was a little longer. This guy actually rolled up his trouser leg directly.
Watson's parents came back, and the teenager played his eldest cousin's every move realistically.
"You stinky boy, you know how to play tricks on your big cousin. People are also our relatives. You can't say that about him, you know? That's rude. With eight thousand eight hundred and eighty-eight, it's a little too much. Kang Huimin said.
"On time my aunt came up with the idea. Anything that comes is a celebrity. When the time comes, it will definitely be a social displacement. The five-star hotel will be the five-pointed star hotel at that time. The boy guessed.
"Stinky boy, do you know that your aunt is your mother's own sister?" Kang Huimin said.
"That's not necessarily, you don't look like your aunt at all, maybe you are the princess of a wealthy family that has been lost." The imagination of the teenager is simply amazing.