Chapter 938: Put the pot on your head

This battle lasted for two days before it ended, and more than 20 million was not so easy to finish. According to Zhang Qiusheng's opinion, it will take at least three days, but the police can't wait.

Zhang Qiusheng said to his brothers: "The way of civil and martial arts, one piece and one relaxation." I think it's time to take a break, and it's not fun to speculate in stocks all day. Just have enough money to spend, don't tire yourself out. ”

Leave 2 million for Tong Wucha to practice induction, and the rest will all be withdrawn from the stock market. Zhang Qiusheng said to Tong Wucha: "Work hard, the brothers' pocket money will count on you." It doesn't matter how far you can practice that induction technique, don't lose your brothers' money. ”

Everyone returns to the original state, what to do or what to do. Zhang Qiusheng went to read a book, and this time he couldn't cheat in the graduate school entrance examination like he was admitted to the medical university.

Li Mantun and Sun Buwu continued to pick up girls. They also have to go to graduate school, but they don't have high requirements for themselves, and they still pick up girls when it's time to pick up girls.

Actually, Sun Buwu's interest in picking up girls has also faded now. He said to Li Mantun: "This pickle girl, too tired, too unscored." I think it's better to go to the stock market, find Tong Wucha and ask for two shares, and then hook ---- to attract women. It's easier to do this, maybe you can hook up a broken rain boot? ”

Li Mantun soaked that girl before he could get a glimpse of it, but he was reluctant to give up, so he said Sun Buwu: "Why are you so unlucky?" Just soak the girl. Besides, picking up girls does not affect going to the stock market to hook --- attract women. We pick up girls and hook --- lead to both. ”

What made Sun Buwu depressed was that the violin man was still playing the piano downstairs in Jiang Xiaoxian's house. Damn, why is this person so skinless and faceless. Why don't you have the perseverance to do something? Is it necessary to be such a stalker?

Sun Buwu was originally a girl for the sake of picking up girls, but now it is even more boring. In fact, Sun Buwu's violin is also played well, at least the skills are very good. The main problem is that he has no interest in music, so he doesn't play the piano with any aura. If it weren't for the fact that Zhang Qiusheng used his singing voice to fight against the soul-shaking magic weapon, and it was awesome to make people swoon, he wouldn't have bothered to learn music.

Sun Buwu really wants to play the violin, he can definitely force this violin man away, and this violin man's level is more amateur than an amateur. Sun Buwu is a perfectionist, and he won't lose this person if he doesn't play well.

Sun Buwu decided to give up and go to the stock market to Taobao tomorrow, maybe he will find a broken rain boot? It's a long-awaited treasure.

Li Mantun dragged Sun Buwu again, he was used to doing everything together. Li Mantun said: "We must have perseverance and longevity in doing things, and we cannot give up halfway. ”

Damn, it's not a serious thing either, what perseverance is required? Sun Buwu said: "Lao Zhang said that picking up girls who don't aim to get married is a cow busy. Withdrawing now should be called reform. ”

Li Mantun relied on it, and you also believed Lao Zhang's words. Did he soak Naya for the purpose of getting married? Except for Lin Ling, Lao Zhang Pao does not have the purpose of getting married. Also, the cow is busy, the cow is busy, our buddies are not afraid of death, are you still afraid of being a cow? Besides, our buddies are busy with things to do, do you care about one more or less?

Li Mantun thought about it and said: "However, Lao Zhang's ghost idea has always been good. We asked him to figure out a way. The reason is that the violin man didn't leave, he was still playing the violin. You can't do a half-cut thing, just throw it there. ”

Heyβ€”β€”, violinist hasn't left yet? Zhang Qiusheng was a little unconvinced: "I made him like that, and he hasn't given up yet?" How dare you play the violin? ”

Since the ancient ghosts appeared, the director of the security department of the two universities has also changed the members of the special service team. This director's surname is Li, and he is one of the five people who were guided by Li Mantun and Sun Buwu to try to break through the foundation. Only two of the five people successfully entered the foundation building, and they didn't have Director Li's share. Although only two of them succeeded, the special service team was ecstatic, and if this continued, the overall cultivation of the special service team would improve. Director Li is not discouraged, Feng Delong didn't succeed last time, but this time he succeeded. This shows that the next time he has the opportunity, he may be able to succeed.

Therefore, when Zhang Qiusheng approached Director Li and asked him if there were any mass entertainment organizations in Shuangda, such as the waist drum team, Yangge team or national standard dance team, Director Li was very enthusiastic. What's more, Sun Buwu took out 20,000 yuan, saying that he was asking for the remuneration of these teams?

It was a weekend, and before seven o'clock in the evening, Jiang Xiaoxian's girls' dormitory downstairs was noisy playing guitar, playing the violin, playing the erhu, playing the flute, etc. There are also flowers in hand, candles on the ground, and trouser pockets with both hands downstairs, in short, it is very lively. The road ahead was also full of cars. They are all high-end and luxurious, domineering and high-end cars. There are also low-end cars, but they are all parked far away and embarrassed to come.

In the midst of a squeak, a noisy whin, suddenly there was a neat drum sound. Zhang Qiusheng, Sun Buwu and Li Mantun each stepped on a longer and wider tricycle and drove side by side, each with a big drum on it, and three drummers on each drum were beating at the same time.

Behind the three wheels was a strong man, playing a copper cymbal the size of a bathtub: "Bang, bang, bang!" ”

Behind the cymbal are more than 250 middle-aged and elderly women, lined up in a four-way column, beating waist drums with the rhythm of the cymbal, three steps to the left and three steps to the right, three steps forward and two steps back, "Bang, knock, knock!" Knock, knock, knock! ”

Incomparably mighty, incomparably stylish, incomparably domineering. Those violins, erhus, and flutes are all weak, and those who sing with guitars and shout blindly have become floating clouds.

Not only did everyone present stop their movements, looking at the waist drum corps with their eyes wide open and their mouths open, the girls on both sides of the building all stood on the balcony or leaned on the windows to look down, and hundreds of people rushed over to watch the excitement.

The three-sided drum and copper cymbal stopped on the side of the road, and the waist drum team entered the venue in front of the building to perform, or squatted or jumped, or went straight or circled, or left or right, three steps forward and two steps back, which was dazzling.

After a hurried sound of cymbals, the middle-aged and elderly women of the waist drum team suddenly shouted: "Sun Buwu! Then the drums sounded: "Knock knock!" The middle-aged and elderly women shouted again: "Jiang Xiaoxian! In the end, such a voice was formed: "Sun Buwu, Dong Dong Dong, Jiang Xiaoxian!" Sun Buwu, Bang Bang, Jiang Xiaoxian! ”

The onlookers understood that this was a classmate named Sun Buwu confessing to Jiang Xiaoxian. Upstairs, Shi Yingying was also watching the excitement with a pillow in her arms, and suddenly realized when she saw this scene: "I knew that it was Qilin's gang who did it." ”

Zhang Qiusheng and the three of them pulled the big drum to the scene and hid to the side to watch the excitement. Shi Yingying's roommate didn't see them, so he asked, "How do you know it's Qilin's gang?" ”

Isn't that clear? Sun Buwu is Zhang Qiusheng's gang, Shi Yingying said: "Only they can think of such a ghost way, and they can make it if they want to come up with it." ”

The crowd of onlookers was crowded, some envious and some despised. It is usually girls who are envious, and I thought that which boy would confess to me like this, and I immediately agreed. It's the boy who despises it.,I'm cāo.,Who?,This stupid-forced such a bad idea.,It's purely to increase the difficulty of picking up girls.,How can we live in the future?

There was even a guy with a thick waist and round shoulders who scolded: "The adopted son who came up with this bad idea doesn't have an asshole, and he has to beat him up when he sees Lao Tzu." ”

Just as everyone was talking, there was a sudden shout: "Groove mud horse! Who marked Lao Tzu's car like this? ”

The roar was loud, but it was suppressed by the louder drum of the waist, and only a few people next to him could hear it. Everyone looked back at the car, it was a Land Rover. On the hood were engraved with sharp objects a few crooked big characters: "Driving this car is stupid-". It's still a typo.,Add a little in the middle of the gap of the female word.。 It's a word that doesn't exist in any dictionary, but anyone knows it. Pictographic and knowing, indescribably obscene.

Not only on the hood, but also on the doors and tails. The owner of the car was so angry that he thundered: "Whose child this is, it doesn't matter!" ”

The matter is not over, the owner of the car scolded endlessly, and the owner next to him scolded again: "Who is it, the mud of the groove!" Then more than a dozen car owners scolded and drove away. All the cars parked here are marked with letters, and the emphasis is on adding a little bit in the middle of the female character.

Is this the end of the matter? No! The dizzy car owners found another problem, their car seemed to be shorter than usual, and on closer inspection, Nima, all four tires were punctured. There must have been a sound when the tires were punctured, but it was drowned out by the louder sound of gongs and drums, and the owners didn't hear it.

They are all high-end and high-grade cars. The car owners were heartbroken, thundered, and cursed loudly. But it's useless, how can the scolding of a dozen people be better than the deafening sound of gongs and drums?

The slogan of Aunt Waist Drum has changed again: "Xiaoxian Xiaoxian, I love you, just like a mouse loves baked cakes." Knock, knock

"Sun Buwu loves Xiaoxian and goes home for the New Year together. Knock, knockβ€”"

Jiang Xiaoxian watched on her balcony for a long time, but she didn't see Mingtang, so she ran to Shi Yingying's bedroom and asked, "Hey, Shi Yingying, you are familiar with these guys, help me see where they are hiding?" ”

I'm also looking for it, Shi Yingying said: "They have turned the world upside down here, and the protagonist has not appeared until now, which is unreasonable." There must be something more interesting than Pao Jiang Xiaoxian to attract them. ”

Shi Yingying's eyes searched below for a while, and suddenly said, "Jiang Xiaoxian, they are there!" You're instigating people to fight. ”

The car was scratched and the tires were poked. The car owners were heartbroken and angry, jumping and slapping their thighs and scolding. Some low-end car owners next to him gloated, and the man who just scolded the waist drum for being a bad idea pretended to be a good person and said: "Alas, alas, your car shouldn't have stopped here." You see, my car is parked far away. How messy is this, how messy? ”

Zhang Qiusheng handed a cigarette to the high-end car owner. High-end car owners take a look, soft China, and point it in their mouths. The hands that lit the cigarettes trembled with anger. Zhang Qiusheng said with a smile: "Let me tell you a little story." Once upon a time, there was a man who bought a pot and went home. I'm going to halfway through. He put the pot on the ground and ran away. Then another man came and took up the man's pot. He didn't run, but put the pot on his head, squatted down next to it, and pretended to.

After the man in front of him finished, he ran back to see that the pot was gone. Looking around, there was a person next to him with a pot on his head and. The man said to the man who threw the pot, "The pot has been lost, right?" You should be like me, and you won't lose on the top of the pot. ”

Several high-end car owners looked at Zhang Qiusheng and asked, what do you mean——。 Zhang Qiusheng said unhurriedly: "I don't mean anything. It's just a little story. ”