Siyuan's current image is much better than at the beginning, at least his temperament and dress have improved several grades, he has also put on a watch on his hand, and his hair has begun to be meticulously combed. But the body looks a little weak, although he is quite tall, but he does not have the visual impact of a muscular hunk at all, no matter how he looks at it, he looks like a scholar, and there is no evil in his eyes, no murderous aura in the corners of his eyes, and there is no sense of yin in his smile.

So the guy who was held down by Siyuan didn't feel stage fright at all, but twisted his head and looked at Siyuan: "There's a master, right?" That's good, it's also principled to mix outside, your girlfriend rubbed my clothes to spent, the price of my clothes is not low, you can do it. ”

Si Yuan saw that they had turned into blackmail instead of molesting good families, and pursed his lips slightly, and his heart was really like 10,000 grass and mud horses galloping away on the vast field. This guy's so-called expensive clothes are impressively printed with the logo of Dawangfa Shopping Mall, and this thing is the kind of free clothes given by the mall when it is held in activities, no matter how you look at it, it has something to do with the high value.

But Siyuan was really too lazy to mess around with these little gangsters, so he took out a hundred yuan and handed it over: "Is it enough?" ”

"Enough? You call Lao Tzu Hanako! This dress is three...... Ah no, two thousand! Don't even think about leaving for a dime. ”

It is estimated that looking at Siyuan and Qianruo's obvious appearance as outsiders, plus they are not very old, and they are not considered to be rich and powerful people, so this ruffian plans to extort a small sum of money and forget it.

Siyuan sighed, took out his wallet, took out five thousand yuan from it, and put it in the guy's hand, and raised his eyebrows: "Is it enough?" ”

The guy was obviously shocked by Si Yuan, but when he was stunned, Si Yuan sneered, and then took out a stack of brand-new tickets of at least 10,000 yuan from the inside pocket of his clothes and threw it on the man's face: "Is it enough?" ”

The ruffian's companion hurriedly picked up the money, but when he picked it up, Siyuan leaned into his ear and said, "It's almost enough, otherwise I'll spend more money to buy the hands of the two of you, 50,000 yuan per hand, is it enough?" ”

The aura, attitude, and expression when he spoke, although he was just standing on the flat ground, gave people the illusion that he was standing on the throne condescendingly, saying that domineering was not counted, but it was still somewhat terrifying.

A gangster is a gangster, a gangster who is so mixed that he wears a promotional T-shirt in a store can be so powerful? It's okay to bully and bully tourists from other places, but when they encounter the hard stubble of 50,000 buyers, they are better than anyone else, and they run away with the money, and they don't even look back.

"Where did you get the money?"

"Fake, conjured up, in fact, it's just five pieces a piece." Siyuan pouted: "Those five yuan are still counterfeit bills." ”

Qianruo was stunned for a moment, and suddenly leaned back and smiled backwards: "You are bad enough, but your acting skills just now really didn't say anything." ”

"It's not acting." Siyuan took Qianruo's hand and slowly walked in the direction of the car: "If they don't let go, I'll really cut off their hands." My daughter-in-law can be touched by anyone? ”

"Ouch......" Qianruo pinched Siyuan's buttocks: "I can't see that your little mouth is very sweet now." ”

"No, I'm telling the truth."

"For the sake of being so sensible, I won't pursue it. It's Gulangyu Island in front, I haven't been here yet, so let's just go and have fun, and I'm not in a hurry to go back anyway. ”

If Qianrudu has released his words, what other rebuttals can Siyuan have? He was naturally happy to agree, although it was an accident, but in the end, it was the first time he and Qianruo traveled abroad, and judging by her attitude, it was basically proper.

"It seems that the girl is not difficult to chase." When Siyuan was sitting in the car, he kept playing with Qianruo's hair, and his mouth was still babbling: "Look at your abrasive little goblin, you say don't ......"

"If you dare to say what is going on, I'll break your dog's legs." Qianruo shook off Siyuan's hand: "It's not difficult for the girl to chase you, so it's good to chase two more." ”

Siyuan blinked his eyes, his face full of innocence: "Is it true?" ”

"Then I'll put rat medicine in your meal, and when you're dead, I'll dismember you into pieces and stuff them all in the refrigerator."

"I don't believe it."

"Really?"

"Of course it's true." Siyuan pouted disdainfully: "The refrigerator is not that big." ”

"Are you brain-dead? Can I buy a freezer, do you like Xinfei or AUCMA? ”

Siyuan thought about it, touched his chin and muttered, "It's better to buy a better one, how about Electrolux's?" ”

"It's too expensive."

The two of them don't seem to have anything else to do, they wandered in the ocean of bickering all afternoon, Siyuan, who usually doesn't like to talk much, I don't know what medicine I took wrong today, and I was stunned to be able to fight with Qianruo, who has always been sharp-toothed, and not fall behind, which inspired Qianruo's strong desire to defeat Siyuan, so the two of them didn't do anything else throughout the afternoon.

It wasn't until the sun set that they woke up to what their purpose was here, looking at the sun that was almost sinking to the sea level, and the two of them said in unison:

"Ah...... It's like a pancake. ”

Speaking of baked cakes, they also felt a strong sense of hunger, and the energy consumed by the bickering was definitely no less than that of a marathon that ran the whole marathon, and it was natural to be hungry.

Siyuan turned his head to look at Qianruo, reached out to help her pull the hair that was blown by the sea breeze back to her head and pinched her face: "Go back." ”

"I'm too lazy to be as knowledgeable as you." Qianruo turned his head, but his hand naturally grabbed Siyuan's arm: "If you talk nonsense with me again, I will blow your dog's head with a hammer." ”

"Yes, yes, blow my dog's head." Siyuan turned her head and bent down to kiss Qianruo, but she subconsciously avoided it, making Siyuan stand up straight with some embarrassment: "Can't you even kiss your girlfriend?" ”

"Of course not, you haven't gotten my permission yet."

But after she finished speaking, she quickly stood on tiptoe and kissed Siyuan's face, then pouted her lips and said domineeringly: "Go back and cook for me!" ”

"I know, I know, I know, can I still make you cook?"

After the two of them got into the car, they drove the car to a very remote place, and then Siyuan once again performed the long-distance teleportation technique that could be used three times a day, the first two escape techniques were water and wind, and the third was actually light......

This is so conspicuous, the pillar of light is clearly visible even a few kilometers away, so that many people have come over to kneel down to worship the pillar of light and say what is the manifestation of Mazu, so that Siyuan, who completely disappeared at the last moment, was covered in white sweat.

I have to say that if it is a person who teleports, it is quite easy, but if these two people bring a car, it is really difficult, just running and accelerating will last for a full five minutes, if it is not lucky, I am afraid that Siyuan will be photographed as an alien to the whole world to publicize.

"Scared the hell out of me."

After returning to the destination, Qianruo patted his chest: "This is a teleportation technique?" ”

"It's a retreat technique, it's not the same as a teleportation technique." Siyuan shook his head: "Anyway, there are basically two things that can't be done, and there is basically nothing that can't be done with the spell that the fox gave me." ”

"Then dare to help me go to the moon tomorrow and bring a diamond back."

"Don't make a fuss......"

"So you can't do it, right?"

"I can do it, but I'm afraid I won't be able to come back...... The distance is too far. ”

"And what two things can't you do?"

Siyuan was stunned for a moment, and his expression became stern: "Create a zào life, bring the dead back to life." ”

"Why?"

"Because it violates the laws of heaven and earth." Siyuan pulled the car door and walked down: "People who break the rules will cause a big disaster, I have already experienced it once." And that's just the painless snow. ”

"What if you create a zào life? What will happen? ”

"I don't know, but I know that God will punish me, and exchanging my life for a life is the lightest."

"Then don't do it...... It's a terrible feeling. ”

Siyuan smiled, squeezed Qianruo's hand hard and walked slowly on the way home: "Let me ask you, should the poor be arrogant or the rich should be arrogant?" ”

"Rich? What qualifications do the poor have. ”

"No, in fact, only the poor have this qualification, because once the rich man is arrogant, everything he has will disappear, and even his life will be lost. And what about the poor, what do you lose if you lose more? Siyuan looked at the sky with a smile: "Who said that God is unfair?" It's just that many people don't see the world from a different perspective. ”

Qianruo blinked his eyes twice: "There is a paradox here, let me give you an analogy, according to the meaning of your words, outlaws should be produced from the poor, but do you think it is because they are poor that they are crazy or because they are crazy that they become poor?" ”

"It's hard to say, you're stumped on me with this question, go back and ask the fox." Siyuan scratched his head: "You also know, I'm just a taker, pretending to be forced, and I can't do it if I analyze it specifically." Everything I read from the book, I don't know much about it. ”

"Don't pretend to me!" Qianruo almost went crazy: "How is my obsessive-compulsive disorder, if I can't get an answer, I won't sleep tonight." ”

"Let's play a game."

"What game?"

"Hmm...... Let's play a game where you accidentally make a villain? ”

"Lao Tzu warns you! If you make such a joke on me again, I'll ......" Qianruo thought for a while: "I'll kill you!" Give me back Lao Tzu's earthy and boring one! ”

"Oh......"

Siyuan lowered his head silently: "Got it......"

Qian Ruo saw that Siyuan had been educated, and finally got back a game, and he took Siyuan back home. But as soon as he entered the door, he found that the fox was the only one in the house, eating stewed meat, roast chicken, and sweet and sour hairtail.

"Huh? Where's my mom? ”

"She went out with a man in the afternoon and hasn't returned." The fox took out a piece of stew: "The meat is good, fat but not greasy, and it melts in your mouth." ”

"Wait...... A man? Qianruo was stunned at the time: "It can't be that my mother cheated in revenge for my father's anger, right?" ”

"It's not reliable, isn't it...... Your mom is almost sixty, why can't she use this trick? Siyuan rolled his eyes: "Why don't you ...... Let's go out and find out? ”

"No, I have to sue my dad." Qianruo's expression was solemn: "This matter is too strict." ”

"Don't make a fuss...... It's not certain whether this thing is true, this is what your dad said, the fake has come true, you have to divorce your parents to be satisfied? ”

"What should I do then?"

Qianruo finally has no ideas, her mind is full of all kinds of strange information, what is being trafficked, cheating, being deceived, being killed, etc., in short, there is no good thing.

"I'll go out and look for it."

Siyuan was just about to prepare to release the technique, and two handfuls of bright red nosebleeds came out of his nostrils......

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Qianruo hurriedly leaned up and pinched Siyuan's arm with his hand and raised it high, and then asked the fox with a crying voice: "Fox, you help him!" ”

"If you don't do it excessively, you will die by him." The fox didn't mean to make a move at all: "Three escapes are released three times a day, which can be regarded as still young, if he grows twenty years old, I am afraid that he will die violently on the spot." ”

"Why?"

"Three escape techniques, the limit is three times a day, when performing the escape technique, even if it is the reincarnation of the great sage, I am afraid that it will not hurt a bit, I am afraid it is the strongest defense escape technique in the world, it can be used by him to move cars and people, and it is used three times a day, this is probably the funniest thing I have seen in so many years."

Siyuan's nosebleed couldn't be stopped at all, and it spread to his eyes, ears, and mouth, and blood was spurting out almost everywhere there were holes.

"Dead, dead, dead......"

Siyuan shouted while spurting blood: "Please stop the bleeding......"

The fox raised his eyes and looked at him, shook his head helplessly, stood up and walked to Siyuan's side, and swished and poked Siyuan dozens of times with his glowing fingers, each time making Siyuan scream, just like killing a pig.

After poking, Siyuan's blood stopped, but the whole person became sluggish, and he was supported by Qianruo and leaned on the sofa and couldn't move.

"It's a lesson for him." The big fox snorted coldly: "I think I have nothing to fear, and I am killing myself." Everything seeks a degree, and if you lose this degree, you will be the first in the world, but don't forget that there is still a day on your head, and it will teach you a lesson for three days. ”

"Damn ......"

Siyuan couldn't move, and he couldn't shout loudly, it was really desolate.

"For one month, you can't use magic cards or spells. Otherwise, I'm afraid I won't be able to return to the sky. The fox walked up to Siyuan and flicked his head hard, but with a gloating smile on his face: "Ask for more blessings." ”――

Ah~ I wrote 4,000 words today, I think I'm still good. Hey, the unit is now busy with the demolition and reconstruction of the family area, and basically has to eat and drink with the leader every day. I'm sorry...... I've done my best, but I'll adjust my state when I'm done with the past few days. RS