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A ringtone on his mobile phone woke Zhu Run from his sleep.

Zhu Run glanced at it, it was already more than ten o'clock, and it was the phone number of Peng Pai, the fourth child in the dormitory. Because of the huge fat growth of this product, it has a domineering flower name, called Peng Batian, nicknamed Brother Batian.

The only hobby of this product is to eat, when I first entered the university, this product was already two hundred pounds, and the other three fat people were recommended by the class at that time as one of the four major Maitreya. However, I later learned that the 200-pound figure of this goods was the result of his mother forcing him to lose weight with a stick. When I arrived in college, I completely herded sheep, and my weight soared by 40 pounds in a year, completely dominating X big. By the year of graduation, Brother Deception had become a legend, and when taking graduation photos, the huge body of three hundred pounds stood in the middle of the team, domineeringly occupying three positions, and it felt like everyone had become his background picture.

Zhu Run pressed the connect button without hesitation, Brother Batian is the kind of best friend, is it a festival...... is also limited, it is estimated that no matter how bad he Zhu Run is, no one will care. "Hey, hey! Something big is wrong! Brother, you're done, you're finished! Decepticon let out an earth-shattering howl.

"Ahh I know, isn't it just my revenge or something," Zhu Run yawned indifferently, and said firmly, "Don't worry, a group of scum of Zhan Wu, I will deal with them in the next two days." "Mr. Zhu Da and the customer service girl have only been together for less than two days, but the tone of speech has already had a tendency to assimilate.

"Ahh What grace will be avenged? Brother Batian asked strangely.

"Don't you know?" Zhu Runqi said, "Now that the school forums have spread all over the world, even the outside network is a lot." ”

"I've been in Tanzhe Temple for the past two days, is there anything I don't know?" Deception said, "You wait! Let me see...... Damn, brother, you actually ...... It's too scumbag, it's too much. You don't even call me when you deceive people, it must be that your partner's character is too bad, and no one will be able to debunk me if you change my Batian brother. ”

"Get out!" Zhu Run said angrily, "Lao Tzu's reputation has been ruined, and you are still gloating." ”

"Brother! Your name is Zhu Run, but not Zhou Run, what kind of reputation are you afraid of. Brother Batian smiled, "It is estimated that it will not take you two weeks to pass this matter, who has time to care about others now." Oh yes! I'm hiring people now, do you want to come? ”

"Humph! You still have humanity. Zhu Run expressed satisfaction with Brother Batian's reaction, "What unit are you in now?" Or is it the antique shop? "No, I fired the boss," Brother Deception said stupidly, "I went for two days, and I accidentally touched a few vases, and I was actually asked to pay for them, and it was also called an antique, and I broke it on the spot." Hum! This bastard, I must have been deliberately recruited because I was fat, and the aisle was deliberately set up so narrow that I had to squeeze it when I walked, so that I could break something. ”

Belch! Teenager, you're thinking too much. I broke the vase and people pit you I believe, in order to pit you deliberately set the aisle narrow, that ...... I guess the boss isn't so free, I can sue you, mainly because you're too fat! Forget it, the world will not be demolished.

"So, in the end, I went to Tanzhe Temple to find a job." Brother Batian said, "The treatment is not bad, five insurances and one housing fund, a basic salary of 5,000, plus commission." However, you have to work overtime on weekends and weekends, and you can take compensatory holidays on weekdays, do you want to come along? ”

Tanzhe Temple is more than 40 kilometers away from Yanjing, it is the temple with the longest history in Yanjing, and the folk have always had the saying that "there is Tanzhe Temple first, and then there is B Yanjing City", but it is just ......

"Are there any counterparts near Tanzhe Temple?" Zhu Run asked strangely.

"No, I got a job there," said Batiange, "an external intern monk." Well, as long as I really become a monk, I can become a regular. You don't know, I've only been there for a week, and the incense there is full of 20%, and the abbot has talked to me in the past two days, and gives me an extra 3,000 a month. He also promised that if he became a monk, he would earn a monthly salary of 20,000 yuan, and I would be evaluated for the title of the chief of the upper division within ten years. ”

"Khan! External internship acquaintance monk? The incense is two percent? Brother Deception, you are really talented. Zhu Run sweated for a while, and thought about the image of Brother Batian's Maitreya Buddha without makeup, Zhu Run also felt that this job was too suitable for him, "But young man, in order not to destroy the thousand-year-old temple of Tanzhe Temple, it is better not to let your mother know." ”

"Haha! I said I told her that I was a tour guide. Brother Batian laughed dryly, and he had nothing to say about his mother, who was born in a fighting nation. That's right, his mother is a Russian aunt, and she hooked up with his father when he was a fallen father. When I was young, the photo looked pretty like a Barbie doll, and now, I look like a doll, but it's the kind of unlucky bear. It is said that when he was committing domestic violence, he could his father twice with one hand.

"Oh! That's right! Don't talk about this, brother, something big has happened to you," Decepticon continued, "You're going to be finished." ”

Zhu Run said: "What's going on again?" It's so exaggerated. ”

At this time, the dead fat man didn't say anything: "Brother, if I say it, you have to resist." ”

"Speak, don't grind." Zhu Run rolled his eyes, "Is there anything else that my brother can't bear?" ”

"Brother," Decepticon said faintly, "your hat is green." ”

Zhu Run's face suddenly darkened, can this kid speak human words.

"Yesterday morning, the eldest saw his sister-in-law...... Well, that woman went to the jewelry store with a kid," said Deception, "and the other party bought her no less than three million jewelry ......." ”

"Stop!" Zhu Run screamed, what he was worried about became a reality, his heart was gloomy, he took a deep breath, and spit out three words: "Liu Shijun!" ”

"That's right! That's right, it's him," said Decepticon, "The boss told me to tell you to be careful. Liu Shijun's family background is not small, there is an import and export trading company, a wholly-owned real estate company, and more than a dozen listed companies have a lot of shares, and the family property may exceed 10 billion. ”

"The boss asked you to tell me," Zhu Run said in a deep voice, "why didn't he say it himself." ”

"I don't know." Brother Batian said depressedly, "He turned off the phone after telling me this, oh, the second child is also with him, but he also turned off the phone, and I don't know what the two of them are doing." ”

Both are powered off? Zhu Run frowned, the eldest and second are not unwilling, and Zhu Run doesn't believe that they will draw a line with him for this, and he Zhu Run is not a terrorist, as for it. What's more, the boss also asked the fat man to call to remind him.

What happened? Zhu Run frowned and thought for a while, puzzled, and then suddenly had a flash of inspiration, how could he forget the big killer. shouted in his heart: "King of the Mountain, quickly enter the network, call the city's monitoring system for me, and help find two people." The King of the Mountain, the King of the Mountain, the Queen! Talk back. "Well, the customer service girl King Shan said that the client can communicate directly through guò brain waves.

"No. 76 Taobao member, Taobao intelligent customer service mountain king is temporarily offline, and now the temporary system temporarily takes over the client," a mechanical voice sounded in his head, "It left a message for you, do you need to read it?" ”

"Ugh! Read it," Zhu Run rolled his eyes, this product really went on vacation, and an intelligent program also had to go on vacation, so why should I wait for the working people of the Great Celestial Empire.

"Wowhaha! The queen is on vacation, don't bother me during the vacation," the arrogant voice of the customer service girl immediately came, "The girl wants to enjoy the fun of shopping, and she has something to find a temporary system." Hey, hey, miss me, dear! Momda. ”

Sweat! Zhu Run has a big head, and it's outrageous enough to say that you have a smart program to go on vacation, and you still enjoy shopping? You have a smart program, buy a hair?

All right! Defeated by you! Zhu Run sighed and said to the temporary system: "In this way, the temporary system, call the city's monitoring system for me and help find two people." ”

"Ding! The order No. 76 of Taobao Member's cloth has nothing to do with the interstellar Taobao black market business," said the temporary system mechanically, "and the temporary system cannot provide the corresponding services." "Can't provide the appropriate service?" Zhu Run was dumbfounded, "Then why can the Mountain King?" ”

"Shanda Wang is a senior intelligent assistant equipped with the client," the temporary system replied, "In order to better serve Taobao members, it has a high degree of intelligent autonomy, and can choose whether to provide services for the additional needs of Taobao members, and Taobao members can be regarded as full-time secretaries." ”

“…… All right! When she comes back, I will definitely ask her for a commission, and she won't even tell me about this. Zhu Run's head was a little big, "So what can you do for me?" ”

"Buy something, sell something." The temporary system simply replied, "Simultaneous translation, and search services." ”

Forget it! I didn't want to buy anything for the time being, and I didn't have anything to sell, so Zhu Run shook his head and ended the conversation.

"Brother! Elder brother! Why don't you speak. At this time, Brother Batian's voice came, "Don't misunderstand the eldest and second, there must be something wrong with them, otherwise they will never let me remind you." ”

"Ahh It's okay! My own brother, I can still trust it. Zhu Run came to his senses and said with some doubts, "It's just that I'm thinking, why did Liu Shijun try to deal with me?" ”

Zhu Rui smiled bitterly, pressed the pain in his heart, and then said: "It was me Zhu Run who was robbed of his girlfriend, not him Liu Shijun, from this point of view, this guy is the winner." He could have come and humiliate me with pride, but there was no reason to frame me for no reason.

Moreover, I estimate that Xiaoyan ...... Lee Jin-yan, that woman was also involved in this matter. I believe she was clamoring to travel just to hold me back, so that I would not have time to touch the dagger that had been manipulated again, so as not to show the horse's feet. But think about it, as a man, if you successfully dig the corner of your rival, will you let the woman who has already got it go to sleep with her rival again, just to frame him? ”

"Ugh! Seems to make sense, maybe he's a pervert? Brother Deception said in a lewd voice, "Or maybe he has a virgin plot or something, you know that I have this kind of plot, and I feel unpleasant to pick up second-hand goods, so I retaliate against you?"

Yes! Sorry, it's my bad mouth. But you don't have to care about that kind of woman, the woman's business is wrapped up in Brother Batian. You know that I have a Russian cousin, the same name as Queen Catherine, a long closed moon shy flower, thousands of manners, swaying, step by step, everyone is a good girl, guaranteed virginity, introduced another day......"

"Get out! Your cousin's arms are thicker than my thighs, haven't I seen them? Zhu Run said angrily.

"Ahh Have it? Ahaha! "Brother Batian haha," The Sprinkle family has been practicing in Buddhism for the past few days, and they often have a sense of enlightenment, and sometimes they can have an epiphany in their past lives. Well, I must have confused my cousin from my previous life with this life. Amitabha, sins and sins.

Belch! To get down to business, I actually think it's weird too. He, Liu Shijun, needs to make such a big move for a woman? Now in these years, it's all what you and I want, if you meet, you will get together, and if you don't, you will disperse, especially the rich second generation is the most common. Now, since this woman has climbed to the high branches, and Liu Shijun has also eaten the meat into the bowl, what reason is there to frame you? Doing so won't do him any good. Moreover, the relationship between the two was made public only after they conspired to frame you, why is this? ”

"I think there are only two people who can explain this problem," Zhu Run said, "Liu Shijun will definitely not say anything about this B-loaded goods, and the only thing left is Li Zhenyan." In this way, Brother Batian, you go and find out what's wrong with the boss, I'll call and ask Li Zhenyan to talk. ”

"Are you sure she'll come?" Brother Batian said strangely, "She still dares to come to see you after doing such a thing?" ”

"Of course she will come," Zhu Run's old face flushed, "She has something here for me, so I can't help but come." ”

"What is so important?"

Zhu Runmo chirped for a long time before Hao Ran spit out two words: "Yan\ Zhao!" ”

Oh!!! A drop of cold sweat fell from his head from the overlord on the opposite side: "Brother, I can't see that you are still so stuffy, it's really impressive." ”

"Fun! Taste! Zhu Run sneered, "But she took the initiative, not me." ”

Understand! You're actually a beast too. The fat man on the opposite side pursed his lips disdainfully, then looked at his fat all over his body, and secretly sighed: When will the Sprinkle family have such a glamorous blessing?