#290 Pot for fire sprinkler
- Medicine Lady.
It's not that I haven't heard of this kind of thing, but I haven't learned about it in depth. However, the currently known information is that the so-called medicine lady is an extreme of pseudo-mothers: there are some cute boys who will consume the drugs that their cousin said in order to make themselves more like girls, so that their skin and body are closer to girls. What's more, because of taking these drugs, he stepped into the ranks of sex degeneration. Of course, there are some creatures that tend to be close to futa.
All in all, it's not a great sign.
Lan Zeguang must not be promoted, if possible, and resisted. However, what surprised Lan Zeguang was that he and his cousin actually took medicine by themselves in order to study the psychology and changes of the "medicine girl"? That's terrible, isn't it?
"Hey, brother, did you really eat it? So how are you doing now? Hearing him say this, Lan Zeguang was really a little worried.
"Well, after eating for half a year, the number of jΓΉ is there. But then I saw a guy who had the same inclinations as you, and I encouraged him to continue taking medicine and prepare to be transgender if he was affected by his gender. Then I collected a few jΓΉ from him, and I didn't eat it. The cousin lifted his glasses and said, "O human being, what a pathetic being, must live in the shackles of physical sex and social vision......
"Only a pervert like you would feel that way." The corners of Lan Zeguang's mouth twitched, and then he said, "Also, I really haven't eaten, don't think about it." β
"No, Lan Zeguang, you can be honest with me, my theory. Able to solve your worries. Li Ruishu said shrewdly: "I have seen clearly, Lan Zeguang, don't underestimate the observation ability of psychologists." I can see it now: the contour of your head is different from what I remembered, and I think your hair must be quite dense. β
"......" Lan Zeguang was stunned.
"Then, your pectoral muscles are so unnatural, they are simply normal development of the chest, formed by bondage, right? And, you smell of makeup. Li Ruishu pushed his glasses and said slowly: "To sum up." You must have the kind of inclination I am talking about, and my theories and observations will not lie to me. β
Oh, my God!
Lan Zeguang didn't guess that this cousin actually had such a terrible dog nose and eyes. Lan Zeguang wanted to say something more, but the cousin added: "At the same time." The lines of your voice are obviously suppressed and muffled, which is perfect, but the subtle toothy sounds can't be changed. Took hormone medications. Young people like Lan Zeguang who can still have developmental possibilities. Sound is subject to change. β
"Hey, brother, are you sure it's not a delusion?" Lan Zeguang felt that his whole body was exposed, and it was terrifying to have such a kind of person. Lan Zeguang felt that whatever he said, his cousin would not believe that he was a boy, in fact, even Lan Zeguang couldn't think of how to explain it.
But then again, this cousin is so powerful, how can he feel promising?
So Lan Zeguang asked tentatively: "That...... Elder brother. If you dare to keep it a secret, I can sue you. Lan Zeguang's eyes trickled. And with a hint of hints.
"Psychologists, especially sex researchers, are determined to keep them confidential!" Li Ruishu pushed his glasses and promised.
"Well, I'll be honest with you, I'm ...... I'm actually a girl. So Lan Zeguang looked around, and after making sure that it was safe, he whispered to Li Ruishu in his original voice.
βοΌβ After hearing Lan Zeguang's voice, and seeing Lan Zeguang cancel his usual pretending to be a boy, Li Ruishu was shocked.
There is a paradox between his theories and the inferences made from the material now collected. He always felt that Lan Zeguang might be a medicine lady who had taken medicine, but judging from the cousin in front of him now, Lan Zeguang seemed to be indeed a girl, but between this breath, there was a situation of gender identity transformation.
"You...... Didn't lie to me? β
"No?" Lan Zeguang spread out his hand, then coughed twice, changed his voice back to the appearance of Lan Zeguang's boy, and said, "There is a reason for this, and I don't want to disguise it like this." So, brother, you can help me keep it a secret. β
"This is not right, this is not scientific!" Li Ruishu was a little abnormal, but he seemed to have discovered a new continent, and said excitedly: "Lan Zeguang, you are a new example, hurry up and tell me what happened to you!" β
"Can I say no?" Lan Zeguang thought about it and said.
"Yes." Li Ruishu's excitement was extinguished at once. He sighed and said, "It's a disappointment that the samples you collected can't be analyzed with my theory." β
"Brother, hurry up and be normal."
"I can't be normal!" Li Ruishu held his forehead.
It can't be normal, so that means this guy is also a pervert?
Lan Zeguang suddenly thought: In order to speed up the collection of souls, she and Lucifer's team are still short of people, theoretically, only perverts are charged here, if my cousin also has such an idea, why can't he start to join the ranks of collecting souls?
"Bring your phone." After thinking about it, Lan Zeguang asked Li Ruishu for a mobile phone, and the latter didn't know what Lan Zeguang wanted to do, but he still handed over the mobile phone. Lan Zeguang took the phone, opened the notepad, wrote a sellsoulToLucifer website on it, and then said: "If you are really interested, you can go to this website to have a look." β
"Is this or what kind of site?" Li Ruishu muttered.
"You'll find out when the time comes." Lan Zeguang patted him on the shoulder, reminded him again, and said, "Remember to keep it secret." β
With that, Lan Zeguang opened the balcony door and went back to the living room. At this time, Li Ruishu had already copied the website address to the mobile phone browser, and the network speed under wifi loaded quickly, and then, he felt as if he had seen a new door.
β¦β¦
In the entire grandfather's family, only Li Ruishu discovered the clues of Lan Zeguang. Lan Zeguang felt that he had enveloped the most dangerous guy, and then he would be safe. But is that really the case?
The next series of changes made Lan Zeguang feel that he was simply too young, too simple.
First of all, when everyone was sitting and watching TV together, my cousin poured drinks for everyone, but as soon as her feet slipped, the water in the cup was poured on Lan Zeguang. Fortunately, Lan Zeguang reacted quickly, and quickly flashed to the side, with the lesson of last time, this time Lan Zeguang held his hair, and it was very safe.
But even so, it still made Lan Zeguang feel palpitations for a while.
This is not over, Lan Zeguang has not been sitting down for a long time, Lan Zeguang's uncle wants to set off the fireworks that have been prepared for a long time, as a member of the family, he must go to watch the fun. As a result, when the firecrackers rang off, Lan Zeguang felt as if he was running after him, and almost made her clothes burn.
However, this is not over, and then Lan Zeguang was hit by his cousin when he went up the stairs, and at that time, the cousin who went down the stairs helped Lan Zeguang's head and clothes directly in order to balance his body. Saying that it was too late, Lan Zeguang immediately grabbed his cousin's hand in a strange posture, and then supported her unbalanced body with his shoulder.
As a result, it was not exposed, and his hand was complained about by his cousin: "Lan Zeguang, your hands are so delicate, your skin is so white, and your eyelashes are so long......"
"It must be a takeaway!" -- My cousin who came to this conclusion was very excited.
For this situation, Lan Zeguang could only order her to stop in moderation!
However, the accidents encountered when running relatives are not only these, what strange scratches, what strange touches, like commonplace. Walking relatives on the first day of the Lunar New Year is simply walking a tightrope.
At nine o'clock in the evening, Lan Zeguang was finally liberated. Before leaving, her cousin Li Ruishu found her and mysteriously said that he had already registered on that website. However, in the end, she still cares about Lan Zeguang's gender: Are you a medicine girl, a boy, or a girl?
For this answer, Lan Zeguang can only answer - for the time being, it is a woman.
That's probably it.
Sitting in his father's car, Lan Zeguang relaxed, as if he had come out of some terrible place. However, Lan Zeguang still did not suspect a series of strange "accidents" at his grandfather's house today. After all, there will indeed be some surprises when you hide your identity and contact with people.
"But there were so many accidents tonight." Lan Zeguang muttered.
"Everybody's happy to drink too much." Mom smiled.
"Maybe." After all, we had a lot of fun tonight. Lan Zeguang touched it from his pocket, six red envelopes in his hand, judging from the thickness and feel, if you think that one has 500, it adds up to 3,000 yuan, right?
People's lives are getting better and better, and there are more and more red envelopes from Lan Zeguang. Thinking of the care of his family, Lan Zeguang was still quite moved. However, being moved means giving up his own vigilance, Lan Zeguang never thought that even if he was under his own building, there were still traps.
In those days, the underground garage had automatic firefighting facilities, and if an open flame and a large enough smoke were detected, the sprinkler head of the self-extinguisher would be activated and sprinkled with water. Therefore, in the underground garage of Lan Zeguang's community, there was a smoke and fire from the firecrackers set off by bear children during the Chinese New Year, which triggered the automatic sprinkler system.
Today, this sprinkler system has made a difference.
As usual, Lan Zeguang took out his mobile phone and walked behind his father and mother relaxedly, however, just when Lan Zeguang came to the door of the garage, the sprinkler system above his head emitted a large amount of splashes - even if Lan Zeguang could dodge again, without the blessing of spatial teleportation, he couldn't dodge.
The water from the fire sprinkler came down from his head, instantly wetting Lan Zeguang's shirt and coat. Because the temperature is not low now, the clothes worn by Lan Zeguang are very thin. And the consequence of thinness is......
ββOnce you get wet, it sticks to your body and ...... Will come out with something half-through! (To be continued......)