Time passed the unlucky July, and then the even more unlucky August, and the Earth finally entered the ...... after two nuclear crises that most people did not know about Well, I don't know what will happen in September yet.

After Zhu Run came back from the United States, he quickly completed Scaron's order, and then enjoyed a rare period of peace, which finally calmed him down. During this time, he also re-analyzed his genes with the guò genetic analyzer, but unfortunately, perhaps the fourth-level analyzer was too low-level, and he did not find anything different from before. Therefore, he can only bury some doubts in his heart and wait for more advanced equipment in the future.

Now Mr. Zhu Da has become a complete poor person, and he can't afford anything at all. This trip to the United States not only spent all his star coins, but even the star coins in the customer service girl's affiliated account were spent, so he almost applied for a loan shark on Star Taobao. So when the time came to the end of August, Zhu Run, who was anxious to participate in the Bagan Jade Public Plate, urged Brother Ba Tian to go south early.

After waiting for the fat man, they only played at Zhu Run's house for two days, and the two hurriedly got on the plane. Well, it's really in a hurry, and it's so rushed that there is no visa either. Brother Batian, a heartless guy, ignored it, he thought that Bagan was visa-free, but Zhu Run simply forgot about it. But the end result is...... They still got on the plane, and they were in first class.

"Nima! It's not scientific! Brother Deception still looked incredulous until he got off the plane, "Are the guys at the customs blind?" Your two passports are so fake that even a fool knows they are fake at first glance, why did they let us through? ”

Zhu Run smiled: "Because those two passports are real." ”

"You just!" Brother Batian said with a black line on his face, "Brother, it's true that I'm an honest person in the Sprinkle family, but I'm not honest to this point, right?" Looking at your forged documents with your own eyes, and still believing that they are real, what kind of IQ are they? ”

Well. That's right! When the two were kicked out because of their visas. Mr. Zhu Da did not get frustrated, but he calmly walked to a telephone pole and found what he wanted in a pile of small advertisements - the phone number of the counterfeit witness. Then, ten minutes after he spoke in a local dialect that Decepticon didn't understand, a counterfeit certificate dealer delivered two half-finished fake Bagan passports. After pasting the temporary ID photos taken by the two of them, I don't know where Mr. Zhu Da got all kinds of official seals, so he calmly knocked on the two passports. And then ......

Then, in the trembling of Brother Decepticon. They actually passed the test very smoothly.

Decepticon almost went to Sparta on the spot, and although Bagan is not a country, it is impossible for the entry and exit to be relaxed to such a point - the two of them actually passed through the border with fake passports. Nima! If it's so easy to smuggle, why do you need those snakeheads? The counterfeit certificate dealers near the airport in western Guangdong want to be so bullish, and they have long replaced the smugglers and expanded their business to the whole world, to contribute to the smuggling cause of countries around the world. As for the small business of two fake passports for 5o yuan? Not to mention that there was a terrorist attack in the United States last month, and the security check at the airport has risen to the highest level. Can it be ...... They actually passed the test with ease.

"Look! You still don't believe me if I tell the truth," Zhu Run said with a smile, "but I really didn't lie, these two passports are indeed true." ”

Well. Mr. Zhu Da is indeed not lying, the so-called passport is just a kind of identity information, since the emergence of mRp (machine-readable passport), reading passports with a machine has become a very common anti-counterfeiting means. Generally speaking, the machine is definitely more reliable than the human eye, but unfortunately in front of Zhu Run, the machine is precisely the most unreliable. Not to mention two forged ordinary passports, it's just a piece of toilet paper, and the customer service girl can also let it confirm that it is a real passport. Then easily pass guò. Of course, the premise is that all customs officers are completely blind and can't even tell the difference between toilet paper and passports.

"You just!" Brother Batian rolled his eyes, "If this is a Chinese passport, the Sprinkle family will barely believe it, but this Tama is a Bagan passport, when did the Sprinkle family become a Bagan person?" ”

"Just now...... Ahem! Zhu Run coughed and said with a dry smile. You don't have to worry about these small details, anyway, you can pass the test in the end haha! Let's go! Let's go! ”

"But......" Brother Batian said with a tangled face, "I always feel that this is a little unreliable!" In other words, although we have passed the customs of Huaxia. But it won't be discovered by the customs of Bagan, right? I've heard that the food in the prison in Bagan is similar to that of pigs, and if you go in, won't you starve to death? ”

"!" Zhu Run glanced at him disdainfully, "You won't starve to death if the pig starves, which pig can rob you when eating?" Come on, don't talk nonsense, are you going or not? If you don't go, I'm gone! ”

"Damn it!" Brother Batian rolled his eyes when he heard this, "As for the Sprinkle family, do you want to eat with pigs?" Isn't it just a few of you every time you grab food...... Hahaha! What, where is the road? Sprinkle the family first! After saying this, under Zhu Run's murderous gaze, he walked quickly and lined up at the end of the line waiting for inspection......

A few minutes later! Off-airport ...... After a walk outside, the two of them returned to the airport with black faces. Because these two stunned guys only then knew that the Jade Gongpan had been changed from Yangon to Naypyidaw since the autumn of 2o1O, and the Yangon Gongpan in their concept had long been the old yellow calendar. And the tragedy is that it takes six or seven hours to get to Naypyidaw by car from Yangon, so they can only take one more flight, and what is even more tragic is that there are fewer flights to Naypyidaw, only 3 flights a day, well, it depends on the situation!

In short, after a few hours of tossing and turning, the two really unreliable guys finally arrived in the new capital of Bagan, Naypyidaw, a place that seemed unreliable than these two guys. This ghost place, built in a forest and valley, is said to be to prevent the invasion of the rice army. So there are no international flights, trains go to the neighboring city of Pyinmana, the "high highway" to Yangon has only two carriageways, and the cost of making ordinary calls can catch up with the price of satellite phones, and there are more soldiers than ordinary people...... All right! This is everyone's capital after all, and no matter how high Mr. Zhu's requirements are, he can't control them. So after the customer service girl passed some information to him, he really didn't have much to say except for complaining a few words about the brains of the Bagan military government.

"Hahaha! Brother Zhu! "As soon as I got out of the airport, a wave of heat hit my face, and then a fat man also hit my face." You're finally here, I really want to kill my brother. "It's Hu Beihao, who I haven't seen for a long time.

"Don't!" Zhu Run was so frightened that he hurriedly dodged, "Mr. Hu, I can't bear your enthusiasm, look at your sweat." It is said that women are made of water, and I think your Boss Hu estimates that they are made of ice, and they are all directly melted. ”

"Hahaha!" Hu Beihao didn't care when he heard this. Ha Yiha said with a smile, "Brother Zhu said that this is not good when people are middle-aged, and my brother can't lose weight even if I want to." However, this Bagandi weather is like this, as soon as you go out, you will sweat. It won't cool down until November. Ha ha! Don't talk about that. Brother Zhu, brother, I have never had the opportunity to have a meal with Brother Zhu, today I am the east, and I hope that my brother will appreciate his face, and everyone will have a drink together. ”

"This ......" Zhu Run thought for a moment and said with a smile, "Okay! Mr. Hu invited me to save face. How can I not know how to lift, but my little brother will be disrespectful. But I'm going to find the hotel now, and then I'll bother you when I find it. ”

"Hahaha! Brother! Hu Beihao smiled when he heard this, "You don't have any experience, don't you." In normal times, there are more waiters than guests in this Naypyidaw hotel, and if there is one who can come to travel, it will be regarded as burning high incense. But what time is it? Jade public plate! Not to mention booking a hotel room at this time, I can't book a toilet even if I want to! ”

Nima! What is the parable of this Tamar? It's just that you usually book a toilet for me? Zhu Run secretly complained in his heart, but then he frowned again. said: "it! I thought it was early, but I didn't expect it to be late, what should I do now? ”

"Haha!" Seeing this, Hu Beihao opened his mouth and laughed, "Brother Zhu, don't worry, brother, I ......."

"Hahaha!" At this time, Brother Batian, who had been watching for a long time, suddenly burst out laughing, and his loud voice startled everyone. directly scared Hubei Hao's words back.

Zhu Run looked at him in wonder, and he didn't know what crazy he was about.

"Hahaha!" Brother Batian laughed and said, "Brother, what are you worried about?" Since Brother Hu said so. It's definitely prepared. I bet Brother Hu must have booked a hotel room for us, don't believe you ask Brother Hu. Isn't it, Brother Hu? ”

"Oh?" Zhu Run glanced at Brother Batian when he heard this, and then turned his gaze to Hu Beihao.

"This ......" Hu Beihao glanced at Brother Batian very depressedly, and then smiled at Zhu Rungan, "Of course, brother, I know that Brother Zhu is your first time in Bagan, and you must not be prepared, so ......"

"Look!" Decepticon interrupted him again, "Shall I just say it?" Brother Hu is a well-known timely rain in the entire Yanjing jewelry industry! As long as you are a friend of Brother Hu, who has not been taken care of by Brother Hu, who mentions Brother Hu must not give a thumbs up! ”

Nima! Lao Tzu, I am showing goodwill to a person surnamed Zhu, and I will kill others! When you say that, I seem to be the same as everyone, and I still show kindness? At that moment, his smile couldn't help but be a little reluctant. He glanced at the smiling Decepticon, and said with a dry laugh: "Hehe! Is that! Is that! Who doesn't know what I Hu Beihao is like, that's the most bold and righteous. Well, this brother is ......"

"Sprinkle the family surging, it is ......"

"Oh! This is my brother," Zhu Run smiled and patted Brother Batian on the shoulder, interrupting him, "The surging, nicknamed Brother Batian, is our company's ...... It's a salesman! In the future, I may hand over my piece of business to him. Well, I probably have something else to do. ”

Well? Business to this fat man? Hu Beihao was taken aback, and his eyes when he looked at Brother Batian inevitably changed a little, and he immediately became enthusiastic, and said with a smile: "It turned out to be Brother Batian, hahaha!" Brother, I really have eyes from time to time! Slack, slack! Hahaha! ”

"Ugh!" Brother Deception sweated for a moment, and said with a dry smile, "You also call me Brother Decepticon?" Isn't that kidding? After speaking, he glanced at Zhu Run deeply, his eyes full of questions.

Zhu Run immediately gave him a reassuring look.

"Hahaha!" Hu Beihao said with a smile, "The nickname of Brother Batian feels domineering and full of momentum, which is suitable for a young man like my brother!" An old man like me is boring to scream...... By the way, Brother Zhu, Brother Batian, you see that the weather is so hot, why don't we go back to the hotel early? Just like Brother Batian said, brother, I have already booked a room for you, and the banquet is ready, but I am waiting for the two brothers to enjoy it. ”

"Since that's the case, then I'm not respectful," Zhu Run smiled and nodded, "Thank you, Mr. Hu." ”

"Where, where," Hu Beihao immediately smiled brighter, and opened the car door with an enthusiastic face, "Please!" Please! ”

Zhu Run and Brother Batian glanced at each other, smiled and gave in to Hu Beihao, and finally got into the car.

"Nothing to do!" When the two of them got into the car, Brother Batian suddenly whispered to Zhu Run.

"Hmmm! I know," Zhu Run nodded, "It's either a traitor or a thief." ”

"By the way," Deception asked curiously, "By the way, what kind of business are you doing now?" This is a bit too respectful. ”

"I'll talk about it when I have a chance." Zhu Run gestured with his eyes, and it turned out that Hu Beihao had already opened the door of the passenger seat and sat in.

"Drive!" Hu Beihao commanded the driver, then turned his head and smiled warmly at the two......

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