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At the end of the song, Li Donglai and Britney walked out holding hands amid screams. He has long felt the popularity of American variety shows. Li Donglai couldn't wait to touch the sweat, and said, "Hey, listen to Britney, I'm afraid you'll have to lose weight." Otherwise, coming to my show will affect the audience's perception. ”

"God, take my life." Britney had no choice but to cross her waist, "In order to practice dance, I have lost so much weight that I am anorexic." You've danced this dance more than a hundred times, and it's terrible. ”

“Really?” Li Donglai was surprised and said, "Okay, you are already great, you don't need to lose weight anymore, it's just right now." Britney showed a similar expression and smiled, "It's pretty much the same." I suddenly felt like I could do this dance a few hundred more times. ”

Lee Dong-rae was defeated, and the audience was happy to see the embarrassment and jokes of the big shots, and the reaction was enthusiastic.

Li Donglai replied to the identity of the host and said loudly: "Britney, welcome to my show and say hello to the audience and friends." Britney replied to her idol state very professionally, and immediately became pleasant, beckoning to the audience: "Good evening, everyone, I love you." ”

The audience at the scene is still confused, when did the "Allen Show" become the "East Show"? However, he responded with enthusiastic screams, and many viewers held up the album high and motioned for Li Dong to watch it.

Li Donglai shrugged his shoulders and said with a smile: "oK, I saw man, you bought two albums." I can give you a photo and autograph when the meeting is over, if you need it. He pointed to a white fat man in the front row who was holding the album in both hands, and the fat man immediately looked excited. The two girls next to him were very envious.

Li Donglai said with a smile: "As everyone can see, Allen is sick and can't come to record the show. It was my turn. They asked me to substitute for me, and Britney was my guest tonight. As he spoke, he pointed to the TV set at the scene, which played Allen's tweet, and the photo on it was her infusion in the hospital, and then asked Li Donglai not to mess up her show.

Only then did the audience suddenly realize, although they couldn't see Allen. But tonight is expected to be full of laughter, and I can't help but be interested. At the same time, the backstage staff of the TV station were also staring nervously at the ratings.

"Okay. Good luck to poor Alan with a speedy recovery. Britney, you may be seated. ”

The two walked to the sofa and were about to sit down, when Li Donglai suddenly found a children's T-shirt and pretended to be surprised: "Hey." Look at Britney Spears here. Is this your son Preston's t-shirt? Britney shook her head and said, "No." That's not actually my ......."

"That's mine, thank you very much!" A middle-aged man unexpectedly walked up from the backstage, snatched the small T-shirt from Li Donglai's hand, and then walked generously to the sofa and sat down. Li Donglai was dumbfounded, glaring at the audience and spreading his hands.

"Hahaha......" The audience burst into laughter.

Li Donglai said uncertainly: "Simon? Simon Cowell, it's a pleasure to meet you. But what are you doing here? ”

Simon still had that ruffian smile on his face, and spread his hands and said, "You know." Alan was sick and they asked me to replace Alan. Tonight is my show. ”

Li Donglai looked "incredulous", held his head in his hands and said, "omG, they deceived me, those bastards." This angry and depraved appearance made the scene laugh again and again. Then he reluctantly approached Simon and theorized, "No, no, Simon." You've got X-sonic speeds, you can't steal the Ellen Show with me. You know, my dream is to be a talk show host, and whether or not I can host the Oscars in the future depends on tonight. ”

Simon laughed: "Haha, your ideals are quite big, Oscar is a good stage......"

“so？” Li Donglai looked forward to it.

Simon's face changed instantly, and he said with an indifferent expression: "No! ”

“God！” Li Donglai looked lost and couldn't believe it. In front of the king of the draft, his behavior of showing off his first talk show host is like a rookie.

Britney couldn't take it anymore and finally spoke, "Hey, Simon." Today we are guests, you can't bully Li Donglai. If he can really host the Oscars, it may be interesting. With Britney Spears speaking, Simon finally stopped pretending, laughed and gave Li Donglai a hug: "oK, I'll give it back to you, tonight is your show." ”

Li Donglai showed his ability to change his face, and patted Simon's shoulder hard with laughter, "Thank you, you villain." ”

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As soon as they came on the stage, the two came to grab the host's drama once, which made the audience addicted.

"Donglai Show" finally got back on track, and in the face of the audience who stood up and screamed over the top of the audience, Li Donglai gestured again and again to let the audience sit down, "Today is my first talk show performance, please take a seat, thank you for your enthusiasm." I've been getting this news since yesterday and I'm still excited, and it's still the next day, the excitement continues, are you excited? ”

There was another high-decibel scream at the scene, and Li Donglai covered his ears exaggeratedly.

"I don't know if I'm more popular than Alan, but your decibels are so loud that I can't stand it. Guys, we're going to have a discussion. Tonight is my debut, but a big opponent is a guest, and I don't know the bottom of my heart. If you can't figure it out when you run into me, look at my code, everyone applauds together, and I gesture down and stop, is it okay? He made a weird head-slapping code.

Today, most of the audience are movie fans, fans and the like, and they bought his account very much, and immediately screamed loudly. Li Donglai put his hand down and made a stop code. The applause began to stop, and after two or three seconds it fell silent.

Li Donglai applauded and praised: "Very good, very good, let's practice again." ”

Raising his hand to stroke his forehead, he screamed. Hands down, quiet......

The whole audience was controlled by him, and Britney and Simon, who were sitting in the guest seat behind, looked at each other and smiled. Simon grimaced, meaning, "He's in this style?" ”

Britney smiled and said, "Not bad." ”

"Thank you!" Li Donglai gave a thumbs up and started tonight's hosting with a smile: "You guys are very excited, I'm also excited, everyone is like this." I'll have to explain why covering my forehead is a code. I was ...... with the Clippers yesterday."

Hear the Clippers. The audience remembered the news that he had bought the Clippers, and there was no doubt that it was a big deal and deserved applause. So the screams that suddenly climbed interrupted his lines.

"Thank you." Li Donglai helplessly stopped the code. “…… PK with Paul, I was too high, and my head hit the frame, and it still hurts a little bit. There was another burst of laughter, and Simon gave him a thumbs up, indicating that he had a good dunk.

Li Donglai saluted back and continued his opening remarks: "There were many people coming to the stadium at that time. Everyone watched the game of jīng, ate free ham, hamburgers, drank fresh coke, juice... It was a big extravaganza. Today we are also hosting a grand pie duì here. We invited 300 people, and it was a big scene. God, I'm more afraid of trouble, and I rarely hold a party in the United States for a few years. It is generally necessary to celebrate. I just invited a few people. Preparing a grand pie is a hassle. Because you don't know who to invite, you always start with the inner circle......"

He paused, then walked around the audience and said, "Of course, it's very simple, because there are only a few people in my inner circle. Dream Thief, Iron Man... and Britney. There was a burst of laughter.

Li Donglai smiled helplessly: "Man, you don't know what happened, so you agreed with me with applause." Well, a digression. Do you have any arrangements for tomorrow afternoon, we have to rush home? oK。 You can't go, all the rest of you have time to find something to do. Tomorrow the XSonic third round will be held in this city, and you can all participate, and that's the ticket. It's okay to applaud thanks Simon and Britney, I'm going to have a cup of coffee first......"

He swerved back to his seat, leaving a crowd of unheard audience screams. At the same time, the live TV began to play the X-sound jīng color commentary. Britney's unexpected poisonous tongue stunned Simon at the scene and made the audience happy.

Simon applauded Li Donglai, who was sitting back in his chair, and praised, "You did a good job just now." ”

Li Donglai smiled and said, "Thank you, tonight is my show." He was still holding on to the fact that he had almost been robbed of the throne just now, and Simon rolled his eyes.

Li Donglai praised: "The trailer just now is very good and passionate. Simon, it's a pleasure to meet you, if memory serves, it's the first time we've met, but it feels familiar. I know there are a lot of shows, and I've always wanted to invite you. So thank you so much for coming to my host debut. ”

Simon laughed, "We wanted to come here first, I love the show, even though Alan isn't here tonight." ”

"Yes, I hope Alan recovers soon and comes back to host the show...... That's weird! The audience burst into laughter, Li Donglai pretended to be innocent seriously, and said: "Simon, you invited me to be a judge on your show before." As much as I would love to go, I have to say that I'm a newcomer to music and not enough to judge others. Maybe in a few years I'll be a little more professional, if you still invite me. Of course, despite this, I'm interested in X-Sound......"

Simon laughed and said, "Ask whatever you want." I'm also interested in the dance you and Britney are dancing. ”

"Really?"

Simon smiled: "Of course, especially when your hand touches Britney's thigh, it's very sexual, very xìng, very hormonal." ”

Britney blushed and laughed to hide. Li Donglai rolled his eyes and covered his forehead with his hand to make a code.

While the audience was laughing, they reacted for a long time before they saw the code, and immediately cooperated to increase the decibel on the scene to suppress Simon's ridiculous counterattack. Simon was amused by Li Donglai's scoundrel.

The goal was successful, Li Donglai made another code to stop the applause, and asked, "Okay, let's talk about how this happened first." Britney, I know a lot of people who want to ask you to do a show like this, and there are a lot of other shows that want to ask you, why did you agree to this show. How did you say yes? ”

Britney said: "It's actually my makeup artist, and I've been with me for about seven or eight months. She started out as Simon's makeup artist, and we talked about the show. She said the show was a lot of fun. Simon later made me a very attractive phone call, and I couldn't refuse. ”

Simon boasted, "I deliberately used all my charm. ”

"All the charm?" Li Donglai caught his slip of the tongue.

Simon is very old fritters and casually hides: "I am very attractive at a special time. Actually, Britney is very nice and humble, and I think you know that......"

Li Donglai deliberately dismantled the stage and said: "No, No, I don't agree. She was very harsh, I was reprimanded so many times that I almost wanted to hit someone......"

Simon spread his hands and asked what was going on. Britney laughed and kicked Li Donglai.

Li Donglai deliberately shouted, "Look! She kicked me again. ”

The audience laughed.

Britney reluctantly explained to Simon: "He dances so stiffly that he needs my guidance a lot of the time. And it was very humorous, so we all mingled when we practiced. ”

Simon smiled, "As you can imagine. I don't feel the same way you do anyway. Then we got in touch again, and I think it's getting more and more reliable, and then on the third call, she said I did it. That's it, relatively straightforward. ”

Li Donglai said: "Wow, it's too easy, it seems to hurt your negotiation ability a little." Simon smirked, "It's that simple. Britney also laughed: "This show is very charming, I can't refuse." ”

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