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The category knows that Guo Cripple is afraid that he will not call him and swallow the 100,000 alone, he can't help but laugh, although he has a better chance of winning now, but it is still very dangerous if he fights alone, after all, he doesn't know much about these things to catch ghosts, and with his current ability, he can only be brave, and he still needs someone to give advice.

In fact, the biggest hole card in the heart of the category, that is Dou E and Lu Bu, these two great gods, one has a harm index of 1oo, and the other has a harm index of 11o, if this is left before they are good, they are all evil ghosts among evil ghosts.

When the category returned to the early stall, the people were already about to close the stall, and the things were sold out, the category pinched his nose, and left empty-handed, just arrived at the door and thought about it, turned his head and turned to the commissary at the gate, bought a few packs of instant noodles, two catties of eggs, and ran home happily.

As soon as he entered the house, Lu Bu rushed up, and looked at him vigorously, like a child seeing an adult go home, he didn't know him after a few glances, and asked in wonder: "What is this?" ”

"Instant noodles, haven't you seen them in TV commercials?"

"I think I've seen it, is this thing for food?"

"Well, it's delicious, it tastes good."

Before he finished speaking, Lu Bu reached out and grabbed a bag and tore it open, leaned his head directly, sniffled vigorously, and then frowned: "What kind of thing is this, a strange smell." ”

Taishan and Liu Bei also came over and sniffed it: "This is not delicious"

"Hehe, it's not right for you to eat like this, this is called instant noodles, you need to open the bag, and then cook it in boiling soup before you can eat it, of course it doesn't taste good when you eat it like this." Dou E leaned over and said with a smile.

In fact, these people don't need to integrate into modern life, and there are some things that they don't understand, so they don't care, and they don't need to use them anyway, such as the toilet, the category never thought about what Lu Bu would look like when he sat on it.

Can you imagine Lu Bu wearing a red brocade robe with a hundred flowers, a purple and gold crown on his head, a red rabbit horse under his crotch, and a halberd painted by Fang Tian in his hand.

But can you imagine Lu Bu taking off half of his pants, squatting on the toilet and grinning and shouting to take the paper?

Therefore, now their ghost identity makes everyone live very comfortably, everything does not have to seek truth, if you don't understand, you can read blindly, and if you don't know, you don't know, except for Dou E who often asks about some common sense of modern life, that brother doesn't care at all, one is more fascinated by watching TV than a housewife, one holds the Romance of the Three Kingdoms as the Bible, and the other is full of furniture all day long, they don't know instant noodles and it has long been expected in the category.

And Lu Bu and Liu Bei are basically not arguing now, and Lu Bu has also stopped, and he also understands that although his death was caused by Liu Bei's words on the surface, in fact, the general trend has gone, and it is his arrogance and suspicion that finally hurt him.

But Lu Bu's problem still can't be changed after a thousand years, and at this time he couldn't help but roll his eyes and said: "What can only be eaten when cooked, this thing can be chewed dry, why can't it be eaten?" ”

"That's a little raccoon, right?" Tarzan also nodded his head again and again.

"Don't make any noise, I'll cook it for you"

There are two big heads in the category, and he feels like a kindergarten teacher now, so he hurried to the kitchen to prepare to boil water and cook instant noodles.

About twenty minutes later, the category hurriedly came out with a large basin, put it on the table, and one person filled a bowl, wiped his sweat and said, "Eat, one person and two poached eggs, don't grab it."

So, Liu Bei, Lu Bu, Dou E, and Taishan, the four of them sat down around the table, stretched their necks together, and couldn't wait to start smelling.

"Ah, it's so fragrant, the instant noodles are delicious," several people nodded in agreement.

Looking at a few of them, they couldn't cry or laugh, and they quickly finished eating, and these guys ran away when they were full, and they didn't know how to clean up the table.

Lu Bu went to watch TV, Liu Bei began to study hard with the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Taishan reached out to the category to ask for cigarettes, but the category now strictly controls the amount of cigarettes he smokes, only two a day, Taishan is one breath, after smoking his face is full of intoxication, look at the posture quite after a cigarette after a meal to compete with the meaning of the living immortals, and then did not stick to the ceiling, wandering around the room, observing the furniture of the category, from time to time with his hands to compare, it seems that he is studying the manufacturing process of modern furniture.

Or Dou E is still well-behaved and sensible, helping the category to clean up the dishes, and throwing away the leftovers they eat, after finishing this qiē, Dou E asked the category: "Mr. Fan, you seem to have not written for a long time, the beautiful woman named Xiao An, the editor of the magazine yesterday, urged you to write."

Category's eyes widened, and he looked at Dou E in disbelief, and only said after a while: "You can turn on the computer?" Also on my QQ? ”

Dou E blushed a little and said: "I'm idle at home, I turned on the computer last night, and I just saw the automatic login you set, but I didn't reply, I can't type"

The category suddenly became interested, pulled Dou E and ran to the computer, let her sit down, and said, "Come, I'll teach you how to type, okay?" ”

"Okay, great, in fact, I have long wanted to learn from Mr. Fan, but I'm sorry to trouble you"

"What's polite, Dou Dou This is a good habit, I love to learn every day, I make progress every day, it's much better than those lazy people"

As he spoke, he opened the webpage, downloaded the Kingsoft Typing Pass, pointed to it and said: "Look, if you want to learn typing, you have to learn Pinyin first, this is a bit troublesome, it seems that you didn't have Hanyu Pinyin at that time, right?" But it's pretty simple, you're so smart, you should be able to learn it quickly. ”

As he spoke, Jinshan Typing finished downloading, and asked while installing: "By the way, what did you do on the Internet yesterday?" ”

"I just watched it casually, but I couldn't understand it, I felt that it was terrible everywhere, it seemed to be a little complaining, and the people were not happy, which was not the same as what Brother Lu often watched in the TV news, there was a news about Sister Feng, I was very interested, but I was disappointed at a glance"

As soon as Dou E said Sister Feng, the red-clothed female ghost flashed in her mind, frowned, and said, "Dou Dou, why don't you tell me the story of your Sister Feng first, since she is part of the mission, you will have to deal with her sooner or later." ”

Dou E also nodded and said: "Yes, the top priority now is to take her back to the underworld, otherwise it will be even more difficult to deal with when she develops the climate there, if she waits for the underworld to send someone to come, I am afraid that the fate that awaits her will be scattered." ”

"Listening to your tone, it seems to be very sympathetic to her, who is she? Is it worse than you to die?"

"Well, in fact, she is not wronged, but resentful, her story, you will sympathize with it when she tells it"

As soon as he heard the story, he committed an occupational disease, and the matter of teaching Dou E to learn pinyin was also left behind, put his hands on the keyboard, and said: "You tell it, I'll have a live record."

"Well, that's a poignant and tragic story"