"Ah!!!!!h

"Are you crazy?"

The Great Demon King of Kunpeng stood at the edge of the desert and shouted at the empty and boundless desert, while Siyuan stood by with a glass of iced cactus juice and teased it with a smile.

This drink is the town's signature product, after Siyuan's improvement, it has become a well-known summer reliever, slightly bitter but with the sweetness of honey in the aftertaste, plus a little mint and loquat leaf taste, according to the mayor of the town, it can already start assembly line production to generate income for the town.

In fact, the existence of the town made Siyuan very strange, he once thought that this place would also disappear with the change of the timeline, but when he came back to his hometown by chance to revisit, he found that not only did it not disappear, but became an important town, and even the governments of the United States and Mexico have paid attention to this small paradise and set up corresponding formal government agencies.

However, the affairs of the government agencies are still in charge of the original people, but now they have the name of righteousness, and they are no longer foolish wild fox Zen.

Siyuan's prestige here is still touching, even if he hasn't been here for a long time, when he comes again, he is still surrounded by those brown-skinned children, singing nursery rhymes to him that he doesn't understand.

There are more and more people in the town, and there are more and more people in the small place, which was originally less than 100 people, but now there are tens of thousands of people, and there are construction sites everywhere, but most of these construction sites are built spontaneously by the people here.

Overall, life in this small town is still calm and rustic, with zero crime.

"So you still have this secret base." Kunpeng crossed his waist and looked at Siyuan angrily: "Why don't you bring me to play!" Don't you love me anymore? ”

"Little friend, when did I say I loved you?" Siyuan pinched her face: "Don't keep saying those misleading words, it's bad." ”

"Go, go, go. I'm going to eat something delicious. The Kunpeng Great Sage clattered on the clean floor with his shoes, and disappeared at the top of the stairs with a puff of smoke, leaving only a crisp whistling sound.

Siyuan shrugged his shoulders and turned his head to look at the big devil who had been waiting on the sofa: "It's obviously an old monster, but most of the time I look like a child, I really can't help it." ”

"There's something wrong with your pampering tone." The Great Devil raised his eyebrows. looked at Siyuan playfully: "I haven't heard of anyone who can completely conquer a great sage, you have to be careful, don't be trapped." ”

"If it's a pit, it's a pit." Siyuan took a sip of cactus juice: "My life is hers, what else can she pit me?" ”

"That makes sense." The big devil laughed: "I connected the timeline you gave me, and there was a missing paragraph in the middle. ”

"Huh?" Siyuan was stunned: "One paragraph missing?" ”

"Yes, this paragraph seems to be crucial, but everyone deliberately concealed it, and it would be difficult to be so smooth without this time line."

Siyuan was silent for a while. Then he suddenly laughed: "That's it, there's no need to dig deeper." How did Zuo Mingxuan die? ”

It was he who led them back to the past, and Qingqiu also had a conflict with the Eastern Emperor for this, and both died. The details here are complicated, how? What are you going to do? ”

"I don't want to do anything, so I'm guarding the Great Sage in peace." Siyuan stretched out his hand and pointed at the Kunpeng Great Sage who was pouting his ass and grabbing cassava with the child: "Since she has been elected as her guardian, let's take care of it." Isn't it a bad day like this? ”

Saying this, Si Yuan raised his glass towards the Kunpeng Great Sage who looked back at him. Pointing to the room, "Come back for dinner." ”

"She's so close to you." The big devil leaned back on the sofa and adjusted a comfortable position: "But it's okay like this, you should be her restraint." Everyone is at ease. ”

At this time, Kunpeng ran up crackling, jumped onto Siyuan's lap with a whoosh, and hugged his neck with both hands: "Let's stay here, don't go back." ”

"That's not good, you also assigned me a task." Siyuan pinched her chin with two fingers: "I'm such a serious person." There is absolutely no chance that the task will not be completed. ”

"Alas, what a nuisance. I'm really unwilling to be controlled to death by a mortal like you. The Kunpeng Great Sage sighed, but there was no trace of displeasure on his face at all, but instead revealed a kind of joy from the heart: "The Kunpeng that was originally swaying for 90,000 miles. Now it's your little bird. ”

"Wait." The big devil coughed: "I still have some things to do, I can't see this kind of show of affection the most, it's too disgusting." ”

"I don't have anything to show off with her, she's just an old monster."

Although Siyuan tried his best to explain, the big devil still fled, leaving all the space for the two shameless guys in the house.

"You're getting dirty, get out of the shower." Siyuan dragged the Kunpeng Great Demon King up from his body: "I'll go cook." ”

"Forget it, seeing your pitiful begging me, I'll reluctantly go take a shower." After the Kunpeng Great Sage finished speaking, he suddenly seemed to think of something: "I want to change my name!" ”

"Change your name? Why? Siyuan also didn't know: "The name has no meaning to you." ”

"It didn't before, it doesn't matter if it's called Hai Dapeng or Hai Dafu. But now that I have a family, when you take me out to introduce you to your friends in the future, you can't say to people that this is my little girlfriend Hai Dapeng, right? You don't feel ashamed, I feel very shameless, I have a good face. Even the second force of the mocking wind has a nice name, why should I call the name of this mountain cannon? ”

Siyuan pinched her face with both hands and shook it a few times: "Then you think while taking a bath, I'll go make you silk corn." ”

"No, no, it's better to ...... You bathe me, and discuss it while you wash. ”

"Playing hooligan on me again? Don't even think about it. Siyuan hehehe, he got rid of her and went into the kitchen: "Good, go by yourself." ”

"I warn you not to treat me like a child, my experience is unimaginable." The Great Sage of Kunpeng tugged at the corner of Siyuan's clothes: "Come over and kiss it obediently, otherwise I won't let you go." ”

Siyuan bent down helplessly, Kunpeng Dasheng jumped up and kissed him on the face, and then happily rushed into the bathroom......

If you want to think far, let's talk about it. He would never admit that this bouncing, willful, simple and cute girl who was scheming at the same time would be the legendary Kunpeng. Because in anyone's impression, Kunpeng is a behemoth with wings like clouds hanging from the sky and promoting long-term training, and the name alone can give people enough momentum, not to mention that she herself is one of the totems of the world.

According to common sense, she should come to the earth as a divine beast, let thousands of people lie dormant, and let all demons worship. But in the end, she chose to use this strange posture to get tired of being by the side of a man, and willingly became an imprisoned canary.

This is actually very puzzling, but seeing the choices of the other two great sages, Siyuan can actually understand a little, even the cold male god Qilinjun has sold instant noodles, what else is impossible in this world?

Just as he was thinking while cooking, a wet and slippery body like a fish suddenly jumped up behind him, but he didn't even look back: "Go back and dry and get dressed!" ”

"No, no, you know how much I hate wearing clothes. Anyway, there's no one else here, so let me just pause for a while. ”

"What are so many problems?" Siyuan took off his clothes and turned around and put them on her: "If you let people see what kind of body you are." ”

"Huh......" The Kunpeng Great Sage looked at Siyuan up and down, his face full of disdain: "To put it bluntly, you just don't want outsiders to see your woman's body?" ”

Siyuan was angry and funny, after putting the contents of the pot in the big bowl, he turned around and hugged Kunpeng's waist, lifted her up stiffly, and then walked into the room in three or two steps and threw it on the bed, and went back to continue cooking. A straight face.

"Hey, hey! Don't be embarrassed, don't pity me because I'm a delicate flower, okay? ”

Siyuan didn't hear anything. Keep cooking with one mind. But this time it was quiet, and the noisy big fish didn't come over to talk to him for a long time, so he also enjoyed a moment of peace.

But when the meal was served, Kunpeng suddenly clutched his stomach with a heavy face and said to Siyuan, "I...... I seem to be pregnant. ”

Siyuan couldn't cry or laugh again: "That's good, whose is it?" ”

"! Do you have a conscience? Who, you ask? Of course it's yours, bastard! ”

"Then you tell me. How to conceive a pregnancy. ”

"I'm different from other people, I can get pregnant with a kiss. The details aside, put aside. I'm pregnant anyway, what are you going to do? ”

"If you could...... Don't make a fuss, you're not pregnant. Eat honestly. ”

Siyuan suddenly took it back halfway through his words, because if it was someone else...... Say it and say it, but who is he again? That's a super monster that controls the rules of world creation. Don't believe it, if Siyuan said that if you can conceive and give birth, he will be able to have another son or daughter tonight, anyway, it's such a dick, no bragging. A world can be created, but is it difficult to create a son? Is it hard?!

"It's not fun, you're not fooled. As...... I'll really give you a baby, just like you and Mo Ran often do, let's have a shot, I promise to give birth to you. ”

Siyuan covered his forehead, this kind of faceless, shameless, and bottomless topic has to be repeated several times almost every day, and he is not in the mood to take care of it.

"If you tease me like this every day, I'll say one more word to you, and you see me write backwards in unison." Siyuan was really a little angry: "I'm really not joking with you." ”

"Then tell me, why don't you want to do shameful things with me?"

"How about I treat you like a daughter? Is this answer satisfactory? ”

"Ahhh That...... Daddy, when are we going to snap and bang! ”

"You're !! enough"

Siyuan almost collapsed, and the shadow area in his heart reached fifteen million square kilometers, but this is not a good egg, in the face of a guy who does not eat hard and soft, coercion and temptation are useless...... It didn't work.

"Okay, okay, I'll let you go today. Your third mission is about to begin, so get ready. ”

Siyuan breathed a sigh of relief: "When is it?" ”

"There's three months left, and in three months your last mission is about to begin, and I think you've done most of the pre-work, right?"

"Well, almost."

After finishing speaking, the Kunpeng Great Sage suddenly looked at Siyuan with deep eyes: "After this mission, you are left with the last and only mission. ”

"What is it?"

"Take care of me, love me, protect me, and then it's gone. How? Don't want to? ”

"Yes, of course I am willing, of course I am willing" Siyuan drank the soup helplessly: "As long as you don't mention the matter ......of having a child." ”

"My human emotional pattern has almost been generated, you have to be responsible for at least solving the part of my **!" Kunpeng Great Sage said obscene words in a righteous manner: "Otherwise, with you every day, it will be very uncomfortable to be wet, and the taste will be weird." ”

"What's weird?"

It's true...... Siyuan really wanted to slap himself, so he didn't change his mouth to ask such a question. Because after asking, the perverted and shameless Great Sage actually put his hand into his pants and pulled it for a while, and then wiped it on Siyuan's mouth......

Well, although it is not a disgusting taste, the emotional impact is too strong...... Siyuan completely succumbed, and he didn't give in at all......

This little episode is actually not over, because the shameless Great Sage actually publicized this kind of thing everywhere, and after Mo Ran and Sister Ning came back, she even told them this matter as a story, which made not only Mo Ran and Ning Qingyuan, but even Mo Xuan and Qianruo, who were listening to the side, look at Siyuan's eyes a little weird......

Even Mo Ran would ask some red-faced details between the beds, which made Siyuan suddenly understand that the peaceful space he originally expected for himself was completely gone...... Just because there is an extra super sage around him who is afraid that the world will not be chaotic, there is no bottom line, no discipline, and he can't beat and scold.

"I'll tell you, it doesn't matter what we say in front of us, we can't say it in front of the children." Mo Ran hugged the Kunpeng Great Sage on the bed and forced him to chatter, ignoring the embarrassment of Siyuan next to him: "Anyway, you are so pitiful, follow us and follow us, there is no way." ”

"Well, well, I give you eternal life!"

Siyuan was full of excitement and jumped up from the bed: "Don't! ”

"It's late...... Kunpeng Great Sage turned his head: "I've already given it up, hahahaha!" You can follow me for the rest of your life!! ”

"You're such a pervert!" Siyuan clutched the sheets: "Do you know what you did?" ”

"Eternal life! You all have to stay with me! (To be continued.) )