Chapter Ninety-Two: Pity the hearts of parents in the world
It's another series of "Long live understanding", but this time the four words that came out of the mouths of both sides are much more sincere than just now, at least Lao Jiang didn't look for the stubble of those policemen again, and those brothers didn't insist on seeing Lao Jiang's superiors, and got in the car and left on their own, this result is a great joy for everyone. No matter how you look at it, this time the two groups seem to have found the true meaning of the four words "long live understanding".
There are many cars in the provincial capital, although those people are driving police cars, but they can't come at will, the driving speed is not too fast, two minutes later, only turned a corner, disappeared from Lao Jiang's sight. Lao Jiang actually stood at the gate to watch the police car, and waved his hand from time to time, and lowered his voice to "shout" in a fake manner: "Brother, go all the way and drive safely." ”
It wasn't until he couldn't even see the taillights that he put down his hand, spit on the ground, and scolded in a low voice: "Damn, something." ”
This scene was clearly seen by Zhang Fulai, who was standing beside him, and Cheng Zhichao and others, who had already approached, Cheng Zhichao and others were afraid of the obscenity that Lao Jiang had accumulated over the years, and did not dare to say anything, but Zhang Fulai couldn't help laughing, shaking his head while laughing, obviously very dissatisfied with Lao Jiang's actions.
After Lao Jiang played the policemen, he was in a happy mood, turned his head and saw his expression, and his originally happy mood was immediately discounted, and asked him with a tiger face: "What's the situation?" Are you praising me with this expression or are you scolding me in your stomach? ”
Zhang Fulai was very familiar with him, and he didn't beat around the bush with him, and said directly: "You said that you are also in your forties, except for me, the youngest one is two rounds worse than you, in front of so many children, what are you competing with these people?" Hungry? ”
It's good that he didn't say this, as soon as he said this, Lao Jiang's happy mood suddenly disappeared without a trace, and a nameless karmic fire rose from his heart, and he said hatefully: "That's it, Lao Tzu wants to rectify them and let them know that this headquarters is not something they can come and leave when they want to." His grandmother's, when to come is not good, I have to come in a hurry, and let Lao Tzu pinch his stomach and wait for them for more than two hours, I am used to them. ”
Zhang Fulai, Cheng Zhichao and others understood why Lao Jiang had to find the stubble of those policemen, it turned out that those policemen came at the wrong time, but it was not all to make Cheng Zhichao and Zhao Jiyong angry. Cheng Zhichao and Zhao Jiyong glanced at each other, secretly ashamed, and only then did they realize that they thought of themselves a little too high.
Zhang Fulai was angry and funny, and said in a loud voice: "Okay, okay, okay, those comrades don't know how to practice, and they starved your Colonel Jiangda, it's they who are wrong, they deserve to die." I see you're talking with a lot of energy, and it seems like you're still hungry enough. ”
Lao Jiang's voice lowered, and he said weakly: "I haven't eaten in the morning, and I've survived until now, full of energy, all pretending." ”
"Hahahaha." Zhang Fulai laughed again: "It's better to hurry up than to be in a hurry, just right, I still have some silver in my pocket, so let's ask Colonel Jiang University to rub it in the restaurant, please let your old man extinguish the fire, this face is not very popular, this black is even more ugly." ”
Lao Jiang was so angry with him that he stretched out his hand to wipe his face, and asked, "You personally came to give gifts to Deputy Commander Zheng, and Deputy Commander Zheng didn't take care of the food?" ”
Zhang Fulai's smile became a little bitter: "I simply ate two bites in the cafeteria, I haven't eaten the food cooked by the cooking class in our compound for several years, I feel a little uncomfortable, I haven't eaten much, it just so happens that you are fine, let's drink two cups, and by the way, I will chatter." ”
What kind of person is Lao Jiang, as soon as he saw his expression, he knew that this buddy had not found a solution to the trouble caused by Zhang Yu in the compound, and then sighed with him: "Hehe, I was still worried, there was not much silver in this pocket, and those three little ones were not good people, I am afraid that I will have to use my daughter's education funds, but you will send it to the door, God help me." Taking Zhang Fulai's hand, he walked out of the gate, made a big circle, and walked towards the street opposite the side door.
After being hungry for more than two hours, I finally saw the dawn of eating, and Cheng Zhichao and the other three little ones cheered and followed behind happily.
Lao Jiang glanced back at Zhang Yu and asked Zhang Fulai in a low voice: "How is it?" ”
"How's that?"
"You girl, did those people in the courtyard help you figure out a way?"
Zhang Fulai shook his head: "You also know that there is Chief of Staff Cheng, a black-faced Bao Gong, a person with a little bit of fancy intestines, those who are transferred away, those who change jobs, and the rest are all us rectums, it's okay to engage in drills or something, what good way can we do when this happens?" ”
"You just didn't think of a way?"
Zhang Fulai said with a wry smile: "The most reliable way is to let me keep going to the school and the boy's parents, carry forward the spirit of our army not afraid of hardship, not afraid of death, continuous combat, and engage in fatigue tactics." ”
Lao Jiang laughed again, looked at Zhang Fulai's figure, didn't speak, and thought to himself, with your physique, if you really do that, I'm afraid that before you can finish that kid's work, you will be tired and lie down first.
He laughed extremely happily, but Zhang Fulai was not in the mood to laugh, and after a long sigh, he said hatefully: "This loser girl, since she went to high school, she is not too good, and when this thing is finished, I have to clean her up." ”
Lao Jiang agreed, and nodded again and again: "What you said is to the point, child, if you are disobedient, you will have to be beaten." If they don't suffer a little bit of flesh, they won't know where they are wrong. I dare say that if you give him the great truth for ten days, it is better to take him a beating and bring pleasure. ”
When Cheng Zhichao and the others heard Lao Jiang's words in the back, they were not angry, and glared angrily at this comrade colonel who was majestic in front of the police, eager to sneak attack from behind, threw him to the ground, and bit him twice.
"Holy!" Zhang Fu looked at Lao Jiang's vicious expression, and also fought a cold war, and this newly learned word almost didn't rush out: "I said Lao Jiang, that's my own daughter, not your soldiers." ”
"What's the difference? Aren't my soldiers someone else's own son? By the way, I forgot to tell you one thing, these days, Xiaoxiao won't go back to your house first, I will leave her behind and stay at my house for a few days. ”,
Zhang Fu came to see him, and then looked at Zhang Yu who was following behind, with a look of surprise: "Lao Jiang, what are you going to do?" ”
"What for?" Lao Jiang was stunned for a moment, then immediately understood what he meant, and his eyes widened again in anger: "Zhang Fulai, what are you planning in your head?" I asked her to stay in our house, firstly, to hide from that kid, and secondly, my daughter's English is not very good, so let your daughter help her make up for it, if you are not at ease, I will write you a letter of guarantee. ”
Hearing that Lao Jiang wanted Zhang Yu to help his daughter tutor English, not to abuse his daughter, Zhang Fulai breathed a sigh of relief. Suddenly, I felt that my daughter was not as useless as I thought in my anger just now, at least I could help my old comrade-in-arms' daughter tutor English, which showed that she could still send some light and heat it, and she couldn't help but feel proud again.
I was proud in my heart, and I had to be humble on my lips: "This ...... Her own academic performance is not very good, I'm afraid that I will delay your Xiaoyan. ”
"You are too modest, no matter what, your daughter is also a high school student, isn't it a pinch to teach our Xiaoyan a junior high school student? That's it. ”
"Aren't Chao'er and Jiyong on vacation? The two of them are college students, and they are still familiar with your Xiaoyan, isn't it more convenient to teach? ”
"The two of them?" Lao Jiang sneered, "The school gave them a holiday, but I didn't give it to them, the two of them have other tasks, and they don't have time for this holiday." ”
Zhang Fulai knew that Cheng Zhichao and Zhao Jiyong were Lao Jiang's high feet, and since he was a child, he had seen Lao Jiang train them like dogs, as long as the two of them were not lying on the ground and sticking out their tongues and panting like dogs, they would never let them rest. As soon as I heard Lao Jiang say that they had another task, I knew that Lao Jiang was going to train them again, so I couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and asked Lao Jiang in a low voice: "I've been training for more than ten years, and I haven't trained enough?" Don't even let them go on vacation? ”
Lao Jiang also lowered his voice: "Chief of Staff Cheng's meaning, let me teach them the Jedi Fist." ”
Zhang Fulai also heard a little about this Lao Jiang's set of absolute boxing, and knew that the power of this set of boxing was Lao Jiang's stunt at the bottom of the box, so he couldn't help but change color and said: "Teach them?" Aren't you afraid that they will go out and get into trouble after they have learned? ”
Lao Jiang smiled proudly: "With the kung fu I taught them before, even if I don't learn this set of Jedi boxing, I can't delay them from getting into trouble." Sneakily glanced around, and said in a voice so low that only he and Zhang Fu could hear it: "The two of them won't be away for long, and at the end of this year, Chief of Staff Cheng and Vice Minister Zhao will send them away." ”
Zhang Fulai saw that Lao Jiang was talking so mysteriously, and he also lowered his voice: "Be a soldier? ”
Lao Jiang nodded: "I won't tell you, if you don't send them away, I'm afraid it will really be a disaster, and it will be a monstrous disaster." Chief of Staff Cheng was worried that the two of them would miss their future because of this, so he had this idea. When they arrived at the troops, even if they put on fangs, they couldn't afford to toss too much wind and waves. This matter must be kept strictly secret, and the two of them don't know about it yet. ”
"Why don't you sue them?"
"Because ......, the matter here is too complicated, and I won't understand it for a while, so you can keep it secret first, and when they leave, I'll find a chance to sue you." In addition, you don't have to pay attention to that kid downstairs in your house for the time being, it won't take long to solve it. ”
When Lao Jiang asked him to keep it secret, Zhang Fulai still had nothing to do with himself, just nodded. But when it came to the benevolent brother downstairs, Zhang Fulai couldn't help but feel a wild beat in his heart. In the past few months, their whole family has been tortured by that kid to the point of almost collapse. Originally, the provincial capital was also the same as other big cities, and there was a so-called "high-rise civilization disease" among people, that is, the situation that the door was on the opposite side for several years and did not know what people's surnames were. But let this kid make a fuss, Zhang Fulai's family's popularity in the community has increased significantly, and even Zhang Fulai's wife will meet people who live in a community and don't know him when they go to the street to buy vegetables.
Because of this incident, Zhang Fulai and his wife didn't know how many fights they had behind their backs, and the focus of the conflict was that when Zhang Fulai couldn't bear it anymore, he was ready to use force, but Zhang Yu's mother was worried that it would affect her daughter's reputation at school. Zhang Fulai really had no choice, so he took the opportunity to send a prescription to Deputy Commander Zheng to find his old comrades-in-arms to help the staff officers and staff officers to see if he could come up with any good solutions.
But these old comrades-in-arms are obviously unpredictable about the ideas of young people now, and after thinking about it for a long time, there are no good ideas, Zhang Fulai thought that he was going to run for nothing, but he turned around in Lao Jiang, and couldn't help but be surprised and happy, and his eyes were different when he looked at Lao Jiang, and asked loudly: "Really?" ”
Lao Jiang looked proud: "Of course it's true." ”
Zhang Fulai still couldn't believe it, and asked in a trembling voice: "Lao Jiang, we have been old comrades-in-arms for many years, you can't lie to me, do you really have a way?" ”
Lao Jiang laughed and said, "Uncle Zhang, I know that we have been old comrades-in-arms for many years, are you rich or powerful?" What benefits do I get from lying to you? ”
"Oops!" Zhang Fulai grabbed Lao Jiang's hand, and his lips trembled with excitement: "Lao Jiang, if you can really help me figure this out, I owe you a great favor." No, we can't go down to the restaurant today, do you have anything to do now? If it's okay, go to my house, I have two bottles of good wine at home, and today we will stuff those two bottles of good wine. ”
Lao Jiang has no other hobbies, only cigarettes and wine can not be broken, although the amount of alcohol is not large, but every meal has to drink two cups, when I heard that Zhang Fulai has two bottles of good wine at home, his eyes suddenly lit up, he clicked his mouth, and squinted at Zhang Fulai: "Good wine?" What good wine can you have at home? ”
Zhang Fulai leaned close to his ear and said obediently: "Wuliangye, is it enough to say?" ”
"Cut~!" Lao Jiang looked disdainful: "Wuliangye, you are embarrassed to say that it is good wine?" When Lao Tzu led the commando team in Yunnan, which expedition was not a big bowl of Wuliangye before the expedition? At that time, it was a jar of aged Wuliangye, and Lao Tzu raised his neck was a big bowl, and you took a small wine cup to pretend that Lao Tzu drank 800 times a few decades ago to send me away? ”
Zhang Fulai's old face turned red, squeaked for a long time, and said: "I really forgot, Wuliangye is a good wine in the eyes of ordinary people, but in your old eyes, it is really not a good wine." After a pause, he said, "How about the 53-degree Feitian Moutai that has been saved for eight years?" I have a bottle there, just a bottle. ”
"Moutai?" Lao Jiang's eyes lit up and he nodded with satisfaction. "That's pretty much it."