Chapter XVIII: Brothers
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Zhu Run, who was born in the Liu family, didn't know, in fact, Liu Shijun told him in person that Zhu Run's life experience was problematic, and Zhu Run probably wouldn't believe it, and would scold him for being insane, because he was a twin, and in addition to his five-year-old brother in the family, there was also a twin sister. Moreover, his parents grew up as childhood sweethearts and had never been to Yanjing in their lives, so there was nothing else.
In fact, at this time, Zhu Run, who was holding back his anger and had nowhere to vent, the eldest and the second child found it, well, the two of them had blue noses and swollen faces and plasters at this time, lying in the orthopedic surgery ward to watch the World Cup replay.
"Haha! The third, don't be careful, it's okay, that grandson's strength is like a girl, and it doesn't hurt at all to beat people," the boss Zhao Zhengshi sat up from the bed, "The doctor said, it's not a big problem, the second child's arm is dislocated, just raise it for two days, it's easier for me, it's just that the ribs are a little dislocated, and I don't even have to play a plaster, if we didn't want to take the opportunity to be lazy to watch the World Cup, we would have been discharged from the hospital early, don't you say, second child?" ”
"Get out! You are the second, your whole family is the second," the second Mei Xiaofeng shouted, "How many times have I said that I am the boss." I'm the first to move into the dormitory, so I'm the rightful boss, you're the second, don't think that you can be old when you're old, the second will always be the second. ”
Dislocate? Have you ever seen a dislocated hand with a plaster cast? Dislocated ribs too? Are all the doctors here specially hired from Mongolia? Both bastards are hurt like this, and they're still telling jokes. it! Why did this air conditioner turn on to 28 degrees, do you want to heat me to death, Lao Tzu's eyes are sweating.
"Hey, hey! Third child, don't look at me like this," Mei Xiaofeng said with a lewd smile, "If you look at me like this with big eyes, I won't be able to hold it, and then I'll be sorry for my Yangyang." ”
"Get out! You dead glass, stay away from me," Zhu Run only felt the chrysanthemum tighten, shivered all over, and took two steps back, "I'm not a." ”
Belch! That's right! Although Zhu Run didn't want to admit it, his second brother was indeed a man among men. Although, I wasn't used to it at first, but after a long time, it was like that, at most sometimes I was pinched on my butt and ate tofu or something.
"Cut! Guy who doesn't understand true love in the world," Mei Xiaofeng pursed his lips disdainfully, "Women are just tools for childbirth!" The love between men is eternal. The third child, you are also out of love anyway, or the boss will introduce you to a few friends, sometimes there is a different attempt, but also a different life experience. ”
"Second child, I said you are enough!" The boss Zhao Zhengshi said dissatisfiedly, "I always feel that it's your fault that I can't find a girlfriend, and the girls in the department are rumoring that I have a leg with you, and as a result, every girl who has a relationship with me has become my best friend." Originally, it was better, at least the third child had a girlfriend. But now you see, there are four people in one dormitory, and there are five singles. "Hmmm! The one with more is naturally Mei Xiaofeng's lover Yangyang.
"That's it! It is! Brother Batian swept the two of them while pouring half a pot of pork rib soup sent by Yangyang at noon, "The Sprinkle family always thought that a handsome and dashing beautiful man like the Sprinkler family could always find a girl who was like a flower, but since he lived in the 3O2 bedroom, the peach blossom luck has never been prosperous." It's all to blame on you, second brother, didn't you say at the time that we would keep your orientation a secret, how could you leak it yourself. Now it's okay, they must also think that I have a leg with you, so they gave up on me, a beautiful man, alas! Amitabha, sin! Sin! How many girls have broken the hearts of the Sprinkle family? ”
"Get out! Don't push everything on me, you dead fat, you are fat like this, how can there be a girl who dares to look for you, aren't you afraid of being crushed into a piece of paper," Mei Xiaofeng roared, and then said depressedly, "I didn't want to deliberately leak it, but that year, the freshmen registered, and a special sports student came, with chest muscles, and a tight buttocks, which made me itch, and I couldn't hold back for a while, so I touched a ......, who knew that he actually reported to the counselor." ”
"It's good that people didn't report and warn you," Brother Batian rolled his eyes and said, drinking the remaining half pot of pork rib soup. wiped his mouth, and said to the boss Zhao Zhengshi with great interest: "Hey, boss, are you looking for a girlfriend, why didn't you say it earlier." I have a Russian cousin, the same name as Queen Catherine, a long closed moon shy flower, thousands of manners, swaying, every step of the lotus, properly everyone is a lady, and she is guaranteed to be a virgin. The so-called fertilizer and water do not flow into the fields of outsiders, so it is better for you to introduce it to you and have a kiss and a ....... ”
The boss Zhao Zhengshi's face immediately darkened, and he said: "It's the one who is one meter eight tall, weighs more than 3oo pounds, has a freckles on his face, is fatter than you, and has a combat strength of three of my Ekaterina Ivanovna Ivanova." ”
"Huh! Boss, it's great that you actually know each other," Brother Batian said in surprise, "By the way, I can't even remember my cousin's name for such a long time, but you can actually remember it." Tell me honestly, have you coveted my cousin's beauty for a long time? Hehe, rest assured, wrap it up on me, well, it's cheap for you. My uncle Ivan said that as long as he got married, he would cover the wedding expenses, and then pour 3oo rubles in the bride price. ”
Sweat! Juvenile! Your uncle is marrying a daughter, obviously buying a son-in-law. Zhu Run couldn't help but complain.
"I covet you big-headed ghost, I don't want to wake up in the middle of the night, and now I have been crushed into a piece of paper," the boss said with a dark face, "You forget, your cousin came to Yanjing for a trip that year, and we went to eat together, considering your large amount of food, I ordered five roast ducks, and she ate three and a half of the five roast ducks, and I didn't have a deep impression of her." ”
Belch! This impression is quite deep, Zhu Run and Mei Xiaofeng glanced at each other, they were related, and the remaining one and a half were reimbursed by the fat man in front of them, and as a result, the three of them were hungry all night.
"Ahh Have it? Ha ha! What's that? The fat man snorted, "The food in this hospital is really unpalatable, and the canteen must be contracted by the president's brother-in-law, well, let's have another one." ”
"Flutter!" At this time, a chuckle came from behind her, and a little girl wearing a T-shirt and denim hot pants, with an unusually full chest, but who looked like she was only ten ** years old, covered her mouth and walked in with a smile.
"Huh! It's a beautiful girl," Brother Batian's eyes lit up, and he quickly smeared his mouth full of oil on his monk's robe, well, this product was comfortable to wear because the monk's robe was wide and comfortable, so he wore out the work clothes in the temple, and I don't know, the abbot will be angry when he sees this fishy oil full of sleeves.
The fat man said to the eyes of others: "Hello beautiful girl! The Sprinkle family is called Peng Pai, nicknamed Brother Batian, is the first brother of X big, twenty-three years old, type O blood, family wealth of millions, and is currently working as a reception manager in Tantuo Temple. So far unmarried, I don't know what this girl is called, whether she has a boyfriend. ”
"Humph! Flower monk. The little girl pouted disdainfully. The fat man looked at the monk's robe on his body and wanted to cry without tears.
"That's it, you're a monk, what kind of mess are you making, go aside," the boss Zhao Zhengshi put on a contemplative expression, and said in a low voice: "Beauty, my name is ......"
"I know, you're the boss of your dorm." The little girl said.
"Huh? Do you know me? Boss Zhao was surprised and delighted.
"Cut! Aren't you the one who has the same leg as your dorm boy and a lot of girlfriends," said the little girl, "and you are so loud that you can hear it in the hallway." ”
"Click!" Boss Zhao only felt that his eggs were broken, and then he scolded Zhu Run sadly and angrily, "What's the matter with you, third child, don't close the door when you come in, it's over, and Lao Tzu's reputation is ruined." ”
Zhu Run's face immediately turned dark, and he glanced at the environment of the entire ward, and was speechless. It is estimated that this hospital has a long history, the ward is very large, there are eight beds in one room, and now there are at least thirty people in this ward, plus family members, and everyone is looking at them as if they are neurotic.
You bastards, you don't pay attention to what you say, if no one is around, there is a use for closing the door!
"What do you mean by ruining your reputation?" Mei Xiaofeng was still unhappy, "......"
"Shut up! The handsome guys who engage in the base should be humanely ruined. The little girl glared at him fiercely and choked back his words.
Sweat! Everyone sweated a little, and this girl seemed to be a little biao.
"Handsome guy! Actually, I'm here for you. The little girl suddenly turned to Zhu Run, and said softly, softly, delicately.
"Looking for me?" Zhu Run was trembling by her transformed expression, and goosebumps rose on his arms. He forced a smile and said, "That ...... Do we know each other? ”
The little girl's face immediately darkened, and she said word by word: "You, Ju, Ran, Put, I, give, forget, bastard, we met yesterday." ”
"Yesterday!" Zhu Run glanced at her unusually full breasts and had some impressions, "You are the niece of the boss of Taiyi Jewelry, the very strong front desk, your name is Zhang ...... Sheet...... That one. ”
"Zhang Yiyi, my name is Zhang Yiyi! You forgot so quickly," the little girl snorted dissatisfiedly, "and what is tough, can a girl use such an adjective?" Quiet, well-behaved, virtuous, noble, elegant, such adjectives are used to describe the old lady. ”
Girl, let's be a little conscious. Everyone couldn't help but complain.
"Haha, what's that, the weather is good today" Zhu Run snorted, "What are you looking for me?" "He is not surprised that people can find him, rich people, there is always a way.
"What else can I do," Zhang Yiyi took out a bag, "please you!" Na! This is the information that my uncle asked him to collect, and I guess you will be useful. ”
"Liu's?"
"Liu's family!"
"Let's go out to talk," Zhu Run's face sank, and he whispered to her, and then said to Boss Zhao: "I'll go out with this young lady for a while, Brother Batian, you take care of it." "Then I'm ready to go out.
"Wait a minute!" Boss Zhao suddenly called out to him, and then said helplessly, "Third child, if it doesn't work, then forget it, right?" We can't fight. ”
"Boss! Don't worry! Zhu Run looked at him confidently, "I have a way, well, you just hug me a golden thigh, this golden thigh is thicker than the entire Liu family." ”
"Really?" Boss Zhao looked at him suspiciously, obviously not believing.
"Really!" Zhu Run's eyes were clear.
"That's good," Boss Zhao looked at him for a long time, and seemed to be finally relieved, and then he suddenly rejoiced again, and shouted: "Then we won't be done, haha!" Well! It's okay for him to arrange a job with an annual salary of one million, right? Rattle! Wouldn't that be the case for all the girls? Well, you must introduce me to your golden thighs, and let us hug too. ”
"That's right! That's right! The fat man and Mei Lao Er also clamored, "You have to hug decisively!" You can't be stingy. ”
"This ......." Zhu Run was silent
Zhu Run's face changed complicatedly, and he could see that he must be struggling fiercely in his heart.
After a full three minutes, Zhu Run seemed to have finally figured it out, he suddenly raised his head and said seriously: "Okay! ”
After saying this, he walked out with Zhang Yiyi without looking back.
Watching them go out, the three brothers made eye contact with each other before each of them was truly relieved.
For them, the introduction of Kim thighs or something was actually just a joke, and no one really cared. The purpose of doing this was just to know if Zhu Run was really capable of fighting the Liu family, or if he was just comforting them. Now that the result is certain, then even if Zhu Run can't get justice this time, at least he shouldn't suffer too much......
Zhu Run is a person who generally doesn't give people promises, but when he makes promises seriously, then you'd better believe him. Since he said that he introduced Jin thighs to them, then there must be Jin thighs, because Zhu Run may tell lies, but he will never say big things, this is a character he has cultivated for more than 20 years, and it is not so easy to change.
As brothers, they believe this.