Chapter 244: You're Crazy Too?
Zhang Qiusheng picked up the kvass bottle and poured it into his mouth again, but this time he didn't pour out a drop. Wu Zhen and Li Mantun looked at this guy's pretentiousness, and they felt awkward in their hearts, and they really wanted to kick him to death. But you can't push him anymore, the more you push him, the more you grind. There will be class in a while, and this guy must have made up his mind, and he can't get to the point in class.
Although this is not an important matter, Zhang Qiusheng is like this, pranking on non-critical issues. If it's really important, he doesn't need anyone to greet him, he will take the initiative to do it, and he does it very well.
Zhang Qiusheng saw that Wu Zhen and Li Mantun were not urging, so he had no choice but to continue: "That pedestal is very big and very high, how tall is it. I was—" Wu said, "I'm still young, and maybe I haven't been born yet, and the reason for this is not very clear." ”
"Huh-" Zhang Qiusheng made a surprised look and said, "How do you know?" Why don't you do it? Wu Zhen took it in his arms, he wanted to find a thunder talisman to kill this guy. Zhang Qiusheng still didn't know whether he was alive or dead, and asked, "What are you looking for?" Looking for cigarettes? I have it here, it's almost, from Hongta Mountain. ”
Wu Zhen took the Hongta Mountain handed by Zhang Qiusheng. You can't really use thunder to slash this guy, let's smoke. Wu Zhen really admires Zhang Qiusheng now, he doesn't cultivate, so he is free, and the world is incomparably wide.
Wu Zhen thought, willing, willing, this guy gave up a little bit and got a big piece. I didn't enter the Tao when I broke through the release of my true qi, but first entered the world and practiced for ten or eight years, isn't it the same as Zhang Qiusheng? Be happy and lively, I can beat the cultivators, but the cultivators can't beat me. But the elders in the family agreed? It is said that people can't help themselves in the rivers and lakes, but I can't help myself at home.
For the first time, the honest Wu Zhen had a rebellious mentality. He took a cigarette and took Zhang Qiusheng and Li Mantun to hide in the corner. After all, they are good students, but they dare not let their classmates see that they are smoking.
Li Xiuying turned Wu Yan and said, "Look, they are smoking." It turned out that Wu Zhen and the three of them didn't care about their buttocks, and they hid in the corner to avoid a large group of classmates, but they didn't take care of Li Xiuying and Wu Yan on one side. Whether it is a cultivator or a martial artist, he cannot always tighten the string of class struggle. From time to time, I release my divine sense or true qi, and it's tiring to go around and probe around, isn't it?
Wu Yan followed Li Xiuying's gaze, and the three boys were swallowing clouds and spitting fog. was so angry that Wu Yanyin gritted his willow eyebrows and stood upside down, and the damn Zhang Qiu stubbornly took his brother to ruin.
Wu Yan stood up and prepared to go over and scold the three of them. Lee so-young also stood up. But Wu Yan then sat down slowly. Li Xiuying asked puzzledly: "Why, why don't you go over and scold them?" ”
Wu Yan shook his head and said, "Zhang Qiusheng must have a large set of fallacies and heresies. I was even more angry when I heard it. I'll talk about it when I get home in the evening. I'll just take care of my brother, and the others will let him go." Li Xiuying nodded. I thought to myself, I only care about Xiao Qi, and I can't care about others.
Wu Zhen said to Zhang Qiusheng: "Don't talk about the things that you haven't born yet, and you are too young to know the reason." Say what matters quickly, it's about to be class. ”
Zhang Qiusheng looked at him and said: "Singing is just a song, and it has nothing to do with the change of color in the revolutionary country, and it has nothing to do with one center, two basic points, emancipating the mind, and opening up and opening up." It is not in line with saving the earth and defending world peace. It doesn't matter, don't you say it? ”
Wu Yan and Li Xiuying both quietly released their senses and secretly listened to what the three boys said. Hearing this, the two girls glanced at each other. are all questioning, Wu Zhen is probably going to ask Zhang Qiusheng some secret. Now the two girls are more interested in carrying on the eavesdropping business.
Wu Zhen was helpless about Zhang Qiusheng's oil and salt, and said with a wry smile: "It seems that if the enemy captures you, it will be difficult to force a confession." ”
Zhang Qiusheng suddenly remembered a very popular joke on the Internet in the 21st century, and said: "Actually, it's not difficult. Once upon a time, there was a man named Wang Lao Wu, who was a revolutionary. Once unfortunately caught by the enemy. The enemy tortured him. What kind of chili water, tiger stool, leather whip, soldering iron, bamboo stick nail fingers, etc., etc., Wang Lao Wu would rather die than give in.
If the enemy wants to be hard, he can't come soft, so send him a beautiful woman. On the first day, Wang Lao Wu made a part. The next day, Wang Lao Wu recruited another part. On the third day, Wang Lao still wanted to recruit, but the beauty didn't come. Zhang Qiusheng didn't say anything about it, smoking leisurely, spitting smoke rings one by one. Wu Zhen couldn't help but ask, "What happened later?" ”
Zhang Qiusheng finished spitting out the cigarette in his mouth and said, "After that, it was liberated on the third day." Li Mantun patted his thigh and didn't speak. He took a deep puff of cigarette and then exhaled a four- or five-meter-long column of smoke. Wu Zhen didn't speak, he also took a deep puff of cigarette, and also spit out a pillar of smoke, about ten meters long.
Wu Yan glanced at Li Xiuying again, how could this guy come up with such a broken story? The common idea of the two of them is, do they want to learn badly with Zhang Qiusheng? Difficult! Both felt deeply worried.
Wu Yan is anxious for his fellow brother, and Li Xiuying is worried about his cousin. The two girls were also sorrowful for themselves at the same time. What if the elders insisted that they sacrifice their own happiness for the good of the family?
Wu Zhen's concentration is still very strong, and after a little hesitation, he realized that he was taken off topic by Zhang Qiusheng again. snuffed out the cigarette butt in his hand and said to Zhang Qiusheng: "Okay, let's not talk about revolutions, human beings, and the earth, and we won't talk about things that you haven't been born or are still young." Just tell me what you know, the origin of this guy! ”
Zhang Qiusheng was forced to do so, so he had to continue to say after being thrown for a long time: "It is said." First of all, this is just a saying. It is said that the pedestal is a head taller than the average adult, and the four sides are smooth and slippery. There was a time when there was always someone sitting on it. People don't know how he got up or how he got down. In short, he crossed his legs and looked compassionately at the crowd below with his melancholy gaze. Bustling and bustling, for the name? For the sake of profit? So there is the eternal swan song of Qilin City. ”
"Finished?" Wu Zhen and Li Mantun asked at the same time. Zhang Qiusheng nodded: "Well, it's over." "You fucking have so much foreword, and the text is just a little bit? Such a broken song, also, it is still a swan song for the ages! Wu Zhen was about to dig out the thunder talisman to split this guy again, and the bell rang in ten minutes.
You have to go to the toilet before class. Wu Zhen and Li Mantun didn't have time to entangle with Zhang Qiusheng anymore, and hurriedly ran to the toilet. When I was about to get to the toilet, I met Lin Ling coming out of the toilet. Wu Zhen stopped, stopped Lin Ling and said, "What kind of song did you just sing?" I don't understand. "Wu Zhen is this virtue, everything must be thoroughly figured out, otherwise he won't be able to sleep. I didn't care if it was appropriate to stop a girl next to the toilet.
No matter how spicy Lin Ling is, she is a little shy when she is stopped by a boy near the toilet. And Wu Zhen's question also made her angry, and said loudly: "It's right if you don't understand." That's a song sung by a neurotic, and if you can understand it, it's also a neurotic. ”
A song sung by a neurotic? Wu Zhen felt strange: "Zhang Qiusheng said that he didn't know where that person came from, and no one knew where he was going. No one knew how the man got up or how he got down. Anyway, it's quite mysterious, what's going on? ”
Lin Ling flattened her mouth and said, "You have nothing to do with it, where does the neuropathy come from and where is it going?" Are you fed and holding on? Unless you're also insane! This is also true, Wu Zhen touched his head and smiled embarrassedly. Then he stopped Lin Ling, who was leaving, and asked, "I know it's a song sung by a nervous disorder." So you still sing so vigorously? ”
Wu Zhen didn't mention this stubble, but when he mentioned Lin Ling, he couldn't help but get angry, and said angrily: "Zhang Qiusheng's threat of deducting money and deducting points, who dares not to sing well?" Also, none of the boys in our class have any good things, and they are all afraid that the world will not be chaotic! ”
This is also true, there are many demons in the first class of high school. As long as it is fresh and fun, dare to do anything, and never think about the consequences. Enough choke! Grandma's, was put on the spot by Zhang Qiusheng again.
The first class is Chinese. Liang Siqi came to the front of the classroom building with a stack of books and homework books, and saw Sun Buwu standing there like a clay wooden statue. At first, she thought that Sun Buwu was being funny again. Looking at it again, Wu Yan and Li Xiuying were guarding beside them.
During class time, the two squad leaders did not enter the classroom, but stayed by Sun Buwu's side. Then there is only one possibility, something big happened to Sun Buwu. Liang Siqi also saw some stones on the ground, and in the center of the stones there was a small sword that was not much bigger than the key. These small stone swords are arranged together in strange patterns according to strange rules. She thought to herself that this might be the legendary formation. Pretending not to see it, he asked the two girls from a long distance: "What's wrong with Sun Buwu?" Wu Yan replied: "He has lost his breath in practice, and now he can't move." We're here to watch over him. ”
Liang Siqi sighed, knowing that this was the case, and it was not just as simple as practicing qi. Wu Yan and Li Xiuying treat her as an ordinary person in Mongolia, how do they know that their teachers are studying, preparing for classes, and practicing martial arts in Fangcun Xiaozhu every day. Of course, Liang Siqi's cultivation is very good, but because she cultivates in a small building every day, her understanding of the Heavenly Dao may be much deeper than that of her two students.
Liang Siqi is almost forty years old, but he is not as rough and rough as Zhang Qiusheng. Needless to say, she also knows about the cultivators, and unless they take the initiative to say, she must not ask. You can pretend to be confused, and it's better to pretend to be confused. She said to Wu Yan and Li Xiuying: "I asked Qian Buxi to take care of them, you go back to the classroom." Wu Yan hurriedly said: "No, they don't understand if they don't like money." They're coming, and I'm afraid something bad will happen. Let's just watch from here. Teacher, allow us half a day off. ”