The twenty-fifth attack, the kung fu miracle doctor
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Lin Bai punched forward, and a flower shirt flew out, and his head was inserted into the trash can in the corner. With another fist to the left, another flower shirt flew out and hit the counter. The manager of KFC stood up from behind the counter with a huge pan in his hand and viciously buttoned it down on the head of the flower shirt. His combat power is only five, but it doesn't take combat power to beat the water dogs.
Lin Bai's eyes were red, and he viciously walked towards the flower shirt that threw out the spoon, and now that guy had sensed Lin Bai's terribleness, he began to dare to lean over. As he stepped back, he shouted, "Brothers, come and deal with this abnormal fellow." ”
In the face of Lin Bai, who is as powerful as a bulldozer, they move forward bravely, they are not afraid of sacrifice, they rush forward, they compose a heroic hymn that can be sung and cried, just for sacrificing their lives for righteousness, only for the righteousness of heaven and earth to survive forever...... The end result was that the flower shirts all flew out in various strange postures, landing in corners, counters, garbage heaps, doorways, etc., in short, they could fly as far as they could, and they would never stop without hitting obstacles.
The manager of KFC held a frying pan in each hand, and when he saw a flower shirt that was knocked out, he rushed up and slammed the two pots, with an indomitable momentum. He has already played a routine, first slamming the opponent's right face with the frying pan in his left hand, and then slapping the opponent's left face with the frying pan on his right hand.
A group of waiter girls cheered loudly to the manager in the back: Brave manager, go and create a zào miracle!
The really reliable ones are the black suits, who are obviously very good at handling this kind of scene, dragging all the flower shirts that Lin Bai knocked down to the corner and guarding them, waiting for the police to come and hand them over.
Everyone looked at Lin Bai's eyes full of awe, this man was too powerful, the only thing that was a little strange was that he didn't seem to be in a hurry to deal with the enemy's big boss One-Eyed Brother, and he didn't even look at the One-Eyed Brother, still waving the spoon in his left hand, walking step by step towards the last flower shirt, and saying unreliable threatening words in his mouth: "I'm going to put the spoon on your forehead." ”
How can you fit a spoon on a person's forehead? This question filled people with room for reverie, and the manager instantly thought of many possibilities, and he even found a toolbox, took out an electric drill, a hammer, a screw, and a screw cap from it, and put it on the counter waiting for Lin Bai to take it.
Hua Shirt glanced at the tools, and her body softened: "Don't come here...... Don't come here...... Top dog...... Cover me ......" The first two sentences were said to Lin Bai, but the back turned into asking for help from the one-eyed brother.
The one-eyed brother can't come out, although the other party hasn't looked at him squarely, which makes him feel very faceless, and jumping out at this time will lose the prestige of the boss, but the boss who abandons the younger brother can't mix it up on the road. Weighing his fist, the one-eyed brother felt that he was not Lin Bai's opponent, even if he was infinitely powerful, he could make an 8oo pound copper hammer to tear Yuwen Chengdu with his hands, and now he had to kneel on the ground and sing conquest in the face of Lin Bai.
Well, fighting with fists is the patent of savages, we are civilized people, we must use civilized methods to deal with barbarism, the one-eyed brother took out a pistol from his arms. From ancient times to the present, civilization has always been destroyed by barbarism, but since the advent of firearms, civilization has never been cowardly.
"Be careful, the one-eyed is going to shoot you." The granddaughter with a cold screamed.
Cyclops with a gun? Lin Bai felt very strange, shouldn't the one-eyed monster use the one-eyed to shoot a laser to kill the enemy? It doesn't matter if he uses a gun or a laser, let's block it first. He was not wearing human underwear now, and he could not use his divine powers, so he could not dodge bullets, so he could only rely on great strength to deal with this problem, so he threw a red pill into his mouth.
Double the effect of the medicine, the strength of the whole body seemed to be able to gush out of the body, Lin Bai's right hand five fingers were opened, inserted into the ground, the force was lifted up, and shouted: "Get up!" A large piece of cement floor was lifted by him, it was thousands of pounds thick, and the steel bars could be seen at the fracture, Lin Bai actually broke the steel bars at this mention, and the large floor was held in his hand like a thick shield, and the bullet would definitely not be able to penetrate it.
The one-eyed brother was stunned, and he held the gun in his hand flat but forgot to shoot......
Lin Bai threw the floor in his hand forward, and pressed it on the one-eyed brother, and there was a loud "peng" sound, and the one-eyed brother was pressed and rolled his eyes, and it seemed that he would have to change his name to the white-eyed brother in the future.
There was a scream, strange scream, and scream from the ground, and everyone looked down curiously, it turned out that downstairs was an underground parking lot, and a girl had just parked the car and got out of the car, and suddenly a hole appeared above her head, and a large group of KFC employees could be seen sticking out their heads from the hole...... It's no wonder that you don't scream twice.
So, there is still a flower shirt left!
Everyone thought that he was a small person, and no one knew that the spoon he threw was the culprit that led Lin Bai, the fierce beast.
The flower shirt was already scared to pee, the pants were wet, and the whole body was swinging. The fate of the one-eyed brother was so miserable, who would have thought that he would be smashed over a piece of the floor? This is even more outrageous than the documentary "A Thousand Ways to Die", which is beyond the scope of normal human understanding.
Lin Bai picked up the flower shirt and gestured on his forehead with a spoon, thinking about how to put this thing on, this problem was too difficult, it involved Frankenstein's method of making zuò, with his poor imagination, it was impossible to come up with it, and finally had to ask others for help.
The manager's thinking was much more active than Lin Bai's, and he handed over a tool: "Make a hole in his forehead with an electric drill, then insert a spoon into it, hit it deep with a hammer, and then put a screw on it, and fix it with a nut ......"
Hua Shirt fainted when she heard this, and she couldn't listen to the rest of the words.
Throwing a hidden weapon and injuring Qianqian, do you dare to faint? Lin Bai raised his feet and began to step on them, of course the manager was not lagging behind, he dared to spread wild in my store, I also stepped on it together, and the waiter girl next to him also came over, everyone stepped on it together, and countless pairs of feet baptized the flower shirt from head to toe.
Old man Liu took a group of black suits and looked at Lin Bai respectfully beside him, the master's demeanor is different, even stepping on people is so handsome, ouch, the shoes are kicked away when the master steps on people, this is not good, quickly send a black suit to pick it up.
Seeing the black suit, Lin Bai's whole body was excited, the monster temperament disappeared, and he said a little timidly: "Hey, old man, about the matter of medical trust, I just mentioned that you can't give me a word, I'll help your granddaughter treat a cold, and we will write it off." I added in my heart: I won't return the five hundred yuan to you.
Old man Liu said with a stern face: "My granddaughter's little cold can be solved by taking a few cold medicines, so you don't have to do it." It's impossible to write it off, and the little old man hasn't calculated this favor with you yet......"
"A favor?" As soon as Lin Bai heard it, he knew that it was the opposite, this was the euphemism of settling accounts after the autumn, just like two martial arts masters slashing each other, and the losing side said loudly: "Ten years later, I will repay Your Excellency for the grace of breaking your arm." ”
This old man can't ask me to return 500 yuan, and let me compensate for mental damages, no, I must not settle it with him, Lin Bai resolutely said: "This matter will not be mentioned again, I will never compromise." ”
The old man was moved again, the high wind and bright festival, the grace is not expected to be reciprocated, and the world is true, kind and beautiful!
Qianqian got the courage to get out of the toilet, it was already quiet outside, she was in a hurry to come out to see if Lin Bai was injured, but she saw that the flower shirt fell to the ground, and Lin Bai seemed to be fine. With a sudden sigh of relief in his heart, he ran to Lin Bai's side in three steps and two steps, and asked urgently, "Are you okay?" Didn't get hurt, did you? What was born just now? ”
Lin Baigan laughed twice, in order to avoid worrying about Qianqian, of course he couldn't tell the truth, especially after destroying so much property and digging a big hole in the floor, he shot very hard just now, and he couldn't save a few flower shirts, how much compensation do you have to pay? Will you go to jail if you defend too much? So he decisively shirked the responsibility and said: "It was the black suits and the manager who did it, they fought bravely and well, and they defeated all the Jinzhu Gang, it's really amazing, this matter has nothing to do with me." ”
Old man Liu listened to it again, how could the divine doctor give credit to my subordinates? They were obviously beaten to the point that they were running away, and they all relied on the miracle doctor to turn the tide, and now he didn't take credit? That's right! He is high-spirited, does not expect retribution, and the truth, kindness and beauty of the world, this kind of thing must be handled in a low-key manner. Of course, I can't live up to his kindness, and I can't let a person like him be exposed to the eyes of ordinary people, which is called hiding in the city. Although there are a thousand words I want to say to the divine doctor, there is no need to rush for a moment and visit another day.
Old man Liu immediately took over and said, "That's right, it was my people who did it, and I will deal with the aftermath here." This gentleman might as well go first, and it will be annoying for the police to come and pester you for a while. He took out his business card and stuffed it into Lin Bai's pocket: "If you have any questions, just look for me." ”
Qianqian looked at the mess in the store, and felt that it was not appropriate to let Lin Bai stay for a long time, so she said softly: "Then you go quickly, I don't know how much trouble there is when the police come in a while, you have been most afraid of trouble since you were a child, don't be involved." There was also a red mark on her forehead, which made Lin Bai feel very distressed, and while Qianqian didn't notice it, she stomped on the body of the flower shirt again, and then slipped out of the store.
The entrance of the store was empty, there was no one within a radius of tens of meters, there were people pointing at this side in the distance across the street, they were far away, and there were many things blocking the line of sight in the middle, most of them didn't see what was happening in the store, and when they saw Lin Bai coming out, they quickly dispersed and hid to a farther place to peek.
Lin Bai hurriedly left.
After a while, the alarm bell sounded, and a large group of policemen drove over, carrying riot shields and riot sticks and rushing into the store, thinking that there would be a fierce battle, but saw that the flower shirts were all packed up and lying on the ground, and there was a big hole in the ground, and the parking lot on the first floor could be seen...... What was born here? Have you ever blown it up with a missile?
Old man Liu took a chair and sat in the center of the store, and said with a golden knife: "These criminals were cleaned up by my bodyguards!" If you have any questions, just ask me. The old man was full of domineering at this moment, which made people dare not force their eyes.
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