Chapter 633: Long Hair Possession
Waiting for the wild boar to come back in the terracotta army's bedroom, the terracotta warrior teased me while calling someone: It's so strange, you can't get mixed up, why do you go to you every time. I laughed at myself helplessly and said: I don't have a job to hate. After a while, the wild boar ran back, the wild boar was just studying with Sun Xue, in fact, there was nothing to study at the beginning of school, the two of them were entangled every day to do some unsightly things. As soon as the wild boar saw me, he leaned in and said to me, "Why have you been beaten into a panda's eye?"
I said: Don't talk nonsense, I'm being sought for revenge, and on the day your mother burned people's clothes, and people didn't find you, I became a scapegoat. The wild boar smiled and said, "Why are you so sad?" Jokes aside, the wild boar took me back to the dormitory first, and told the terracotta warriors to come to him later. When I returned to the dormitory, the wild boar asked me: Didn't you go to Xia Bing in the afternoon? How can I go back to school and still fight. I asked the wild boar how she knew that I had beaten Xia Bing, and the wild boar said to me: My sister has called, and asked me where you are, and I said I don't know, so she told me that you went to someone's school and beat her brother.
I scolded Su Wanrong at the time: This slut is quite good at lying, Xia Bing has become her brother. The wild boar pointed at me and said, "This is all retribution, retribution, red face and trouble." While I was chatting with the boar, the rest of the dorm had come back with the news. Wild Boar called the boss of the third year of the Department of Industry and Commerce again, told people about the situation, and saw what he meant. As a result, the boss of the business department meant to help me get ahead and teach the freshmen together. After the phone call, I praised the wild boar: You are quite strong, and the business bosses listen to you.
The wild boar did not cut and said: I use him? He's the rubbish! I just want to see what he means, if he doesn't care, we won't need him, if he dares to do it against us, even he will be abolished, but he still knows how to play and knows that he has a future with his brother. I said to the wild boar: take this opportunity to go out of the mountain, after you don't fucking mix, we won't be able to raise our heads in school. The wild boar smiled and said: I know the benefits of my brother, okay, wait for me to think about it. Seeing that the time was almost up, the wild boar took our sleeping people to the terracotta warriors and horses dormitory to meet everyone.
This time, not only the juniors of our department came out collectively, but even the sophomore firers were called. Listening to Cha Xiao, as soon as the lighter heard that I had been beaten, he became angry and shouted that he wanted to step on the industrial and commercial department. In fact, in our C area, our two departments have always had a good and bad relationship, of course, our department is the first department in C area, and the business department is the second department in C area, which has been pressed by our department. In the more than two years since I entered the university, I don't know how many times the Department of Business and Commerce has been trampled by our department.
This sortie can be described as a super large formation, and our sophomores and juniors are almost attacking with a nest. If it weren't for the boss of the business department who said that he would help me out, we wouldn't have walked into C1, but killed it! The boss of the Department of Industry and Commerce personally greeted us downstairs in C1, and after seeing the boss of Industry and Commerce at that time, he sarcastically mocked him unceremoniously: What did you do, your department is so kind of people, can't you control it? Do you still use our department to help you take care of it? The boss of industry and commerce did not have the same knowledge as the lighter, and told us: I originally planned to hold a meeting for the freshman after the military training, but who knew that something could happen this evening.
Having said that, our department hasn't had a meeting yet, it's a tradition in our school, and it is estimated that in two days the Terracotta Army will be able to bring people to the meeting for the freshman year. Everyone didn't talk nonsense, they entered C1 in a mighty way, and we kicked the door of each freshman's dormitory, calling everyone in the first-year college of business into the corridor. At that time, the whole corridor could not fight, there were too many people. The Jiang Long who beat me must have been among them, he never dreamed that I would find so many people to get him. He really thought that the last time we went to him in the dormitory, it was all my strength, but now that he has come so much, he probably wants to cry without tears.
After the lighter saw Jiang Long, he grabbed Jiang Long and started to fight without saying a word, and he was more excited than me when he saw the lighter. Originally, I was quite angry and depressed before I came. But when the current shape appeared, I suddenly felt a sense of pride in my heart, I didn't go to college in vain in the past three years, and I can be regarded as a mixed up. The fire machine, the terracotta warriors and horses, and the industrial and commercial boss, the three of them beat Jiang Long first, and this Jiang Long changed back to the appearance of the last time, pretending to be a grandson. Originally, I also wanted to go up, but the wild boar didn't let me go, and the wild boar stopped me and said: Let's fight the second wave, the first wave will be handed over to them first, and the second wave will be cool.
The wild boar said this so joyfully, as if we were playing a game, and there was a second wave. After the first wave was over, I walked over, and Jiang Long was lying on the ground pretending to be dead. I picked him up and asked him to find out all the people who were besieging me today, and I gave him a quota of at least 30 people. Jiang Long didn't speak, which meant that he didn't look for it. The fire machine was angry again on the side, and it was another violent beating, this time the fire machine's younger brothers, and the sophomores who were good at mixing together came forward to fight the second wave.
When the lighter beat Jiang Long, I was still asking the wild boar on the side: Can you get on it? There's no chance anymore, this kid is going to hang. The wild boar said: Don't worry, it's really not possible to fight the third wave. I laughed right out of the cracker and ducked to the sidelines. After this fight, he came to Jiang Long's side again, Jiang Long's face was swollen at this time, and his expression looked like he was going to die, this time the fight was not light, if he was pretending to be dead just now, he would be half dead now. I asked Jiang Long: Are you looking for it? If you don't look for it, I'll have a way to get you.
Jiang Long finally relented, but pretended to be Biao and said: There are too many people, they all volunteered to help me, and I can't remember. I said to Jiang Long: You can't remember? You lie to the child, don't you don't see the Yellow River and don't give up, so let's do it, if you don't look for it, you will eat what is in my pocket. I was carrying a gift from the boar when he came back from school: a strawberry-flavored condom! After the boar was given to me, I kept it in my pocket. So I took the condom out in front of everyone.
At this moment, the whole corridor exploded, and when the college students saw the condoms, the scene was really super hot. I just remembered a temporary notice that I didn't expect to be like this. Everyone followed suit, especially the horny worms we were tied to. After everyone was quiet, I took a condom and shook it in front of Jiang Long, and said to Jiang Long: This thing is delicious, it was originally for female B to eat (please minors automatically skip this sentence), and now it is for you to eat, it is cheaper for you. I tell you, it's delicious, like chewing gum, and it tastes bloody! And it's strawberry-flavored, so hurry up and get one.
As soon as I finished saying this, everyone had another round of coaxing, waiting to see Jiang Long eat condoms. With that, I opened the condom and took out one and ripped open the package. At this time, Jiang Longke was dumbfounded and begged me: Brother, I was wrong, brother, I was wrong, I don't dare anymore. I said to him: You're right, it's me who is wrong, how cool you hit me this afternoon, look at me! I pointed to my panda eyes and shouted loudly at Jiang Long: Look at my eyes, you didn't expect this to be the result when you fucking hit me!
I took the condom out and smelled a strawberry smell, and to be honest, I hadn't used it myself. I said to Jiang Long: A year ago, it was not as simple as eating a condom, I will let you eat J8, you should thank me for being good. Actually, I mean to say that the long-haired and Da Chuang friends in the past have heavy men, but I didn't organize this well, and I guess everyone present misunderstood. Cha Xiao shouted behind me and said, "Damn, Huang Zhong, you still have this hobby." I don't bother to explain, because he may not have seen it, and only after experiencing characters and things like Long Hair will he know how disgusting and sinister this world is.
I asked the boar to come and help me, and the boar leaned over and helped me hold Jiang Long, and then I put the condom alive in Jiang Long's mouth. I covered Jiang Long's mouth and said to him: Chew it for me, chew it for me. How could the condom be chewed, I just wanted to abuse him, and at this time all the evil anger in my heart came out. Actually, I wasn't such a perverted person, the main reason was that I had a lot of anger, not because Jiang Long beat me, but because Su Wanrong and Xia Bing stimulated me.
Jiang Long took the condom in his mouth and did not chew it. I said to Jiang Long: You chew it for me, and then swallow it, or you can find out all the people who blocked me in the playground in Area C this evening. Jiang Long's tears are flowing out now, crying with a whine, don't mention the pitiful. At this moment, all the people in Jiang Long's bedroom stood up and said that they had participated in the siege of me. It's okay, these people are quite interesting, they know that they take the initiative to stand up, they probably think it's too miserable to see Jiang Long. I said to the people in Jiang Long's bedroom: No, there are not just a few of you, there were at least 30 people at that time.
After I finished saying this, one after another freshmen stood up to help Jiang Long out of the siege, and they all made it quite great, which made me feel ridiculous. At this time, I counted, 26 people, and I shouted to them: 4 less, quickly stand up 4 more. As soon as my voice fell, 7-8 people stood up at the same time, only to see that they also noticed that there were too many people, and some people wanted to go back and retreat. I hurriedly pointed at the retreating people and shouted: Huh? Ay? What to retreat, don't run a single one, since you stand up, do you still want to go back? When I'm kidding you guys?
I looked at the person who came forward, thought about it a little in my heart, and then said to the people in our department: Since everyone is here today, you can't come in vain, do me a favor, as long as it is the person who stands up, help me slap 5 big mouths. As soon as I said this, people in our department rushed to grab the fan. For a while, the corridor was full of slapping voices, and it was a truly spectacular scene. After my mouth was fanned, I completely dissipated my anger, and I asked Jiang Long to spit out the condom in his mouth. At this time, I signaled to the boss of the business department and said that I was done. So the boss of the Department of Business and Commerce began to give education classes to the freshman year of their department.