Since Long Dan mastered the chat room of the Information Port, entering the chat room to chat every night has become a compulsory course for Long Dan. However, Long Dan has a habit of chatting, that is, he never chats in his own home. Because the vast majority of the people chatting with are of the opposite sex, and having their own wives watching at home, chatting with the opposite sex is not a solution. If you don't get it right, it will make your wife unhappy, so it will affect your family. Long Dan will be in the office of the Painting and Calligraphy Institute when he chats, and no one else is there at night, Long Dan is empty, lukewarm, drinking Longjing, smoking Su cigarettes, and no one has come to ask, Long Dan's chat environment is not comparable to ordinary people.

Some people are addicted to chatting, and it is inconvenient in the office, so they have to go to the Internet café to chat, and most of the Internet cafes in China are street children, where little ruffians go, and then there are students, and a normal adult person who goes to an Internet café to chat is also criticized. Besides, smoking is not prohibited in most Internet cafes, and most of the people who go to the Internet café to chat can swallow the clouds and spit smoke, and the Internet café is full of smoke. What's more, those students who are addicted to the Internet often don't go home all night, so they make a pack of instant noodles in the Internet café and eat. The smell in the Internet café is not very good, the smell of smoke, the smell of instant noodles, mixed together has an indescribable bad smell. If you have a few more sweaty feet and take off your shoes, there will be a smell of stinky salted fish in the room, which is disgusting. Therefore, the Internet café in the past few years was really not a place for normal people to go. However, the Internet café is much better now. According to rumors, the high-end Internet café in Shencheng City is very clean, and there are beautiful women to chat, but it is a little more expensive, it is said that 50 yuan per hour, and it will cost a thousand children and eight hundred at the end of the day, ordinary salarymen really can't afford it, no wonder, there are rich people in big cities, it is said that there are also customers surging, and the business is very good, maybe there are beautiful women to accompany them, right?

That night, Long Dan came back from a party outside, went to the office of the Academy of Calligraphy and Painting, turned on the computer, found the address of the chat room in the information port and logged in. At first, Long Dan didn't chat, but hid his screen name with the function of stealth, and watched and chatted in a room called "Thirty and Standing". Since Long Dan's screen name is the highest level, there are unimaginable functions, including the function of stealth, that is, he can see others chatting, but others can't see him, even if others talk secretly, it won't help, Long Dan can still see clearly.

At this time, a person with the screen name "Seven Jiro in One Night" came in, and not long after he came in, he started a secret talk. This "Seven Jiro in One Night" is a blue color, and at first glance it looks like a man, and he specializes in talking to women with red names. This "Seven Jiro in One Night" didn't say much when he saw the red name, so he typed a line of words "I am looking for ***, Kung Fu is strong, seven times a night, if you are interested, please contact the secret agent", in less than half an hour, this "Seven Jiro in One Night" sent out hundreds of messages.

When many people see this situation, they take the approach of ignoring him, or just blacklist him, and then refuse to harass him. But some of the women in the chat room couldn't get angry and made the secret conversation of "Seven Jiro in One Night" public. Seeing this, Long Dan used his privileges to kick out this "Seven Jiro in One Night". Once kicked, the person's score drops by 5,000 points, and he can't enter the "thirty-standing" room again for 30 minutes, unless he goes to another room and causes trouble.

Long Dan kicked out "Seven Jiro in One Night", and the words "Seven Jiro in One Night was kicked out of the room by the system" immediately appeared on the screen of the room in "Thirty and Standing". Seeing this, Long Dan felt an indescribable sense of pride.

Long Dan kicked out the troublemaker, and continued to look at the screen, this is only to see a red name come in, the name is very innovative, called "Suo Chunguang", this Suo Chunguang is very talkative, constantly chatting with people, there are seven or eight at the same time, obviously, this "Suo Chunguang" is very popular, and the typing is also very fast. Long Dan looked at it with interest.

The chat of "Suo Chunguang" is very interesting, seeing people talking about people, and talking about ghosts. He also speaks very funny. Sometimes when someone else makes a couplet or something, she can also do it immediately, which shows that her literary skills are very kind.

Long Dan took a look at her level of 18, which is not a small level, and she can kick people at this level. Long Dan was also curious, so he gave a screen name called "Calling Spring Return", and raised the level of "Calling Spring Return" to level 18, and entered the room of "Thirty and Standing".

As soon as Long Dan's "Calling Spring Return" screen name entered, a line of words appeared on the screen: The system said: Calling Spring Returning walked into the thirties with high spirits. This sentence is automatically generated by the software system. It immediately attracted the attention of the person named Suo Chunguang.

I saw Suo Chunguang send a message over: "Who are you?" Why the name? Seeing this, Long Dan said, "Who are you, why can't I give this name?" Suo Chunguang: "My name is Suo Chunguang, the meaning is very clear, that is, lock Chunguang, you are good, call Chungui a name, isn't this clearly against me?" ”。

Long Dan: "My name has a very good history, it's just that you don't have knowledge", Suo Chunguang: "Let's hear it?" Long Dan said: "My name is taken from the poem of the Tang Dynasty poet Li Yi, the original sentence is: The cold mountain plays the flute to call the spring return, the passers-by see each other and cry, the green lake autumn night is endless, do not wait for the dawn to fly north." If you don't believe me, you can look up the books and you'll know that I'm not lying. Moreover, my name has been around for a long time, maybe it was the screen name of Suo Chunguang that you saw me give this name." Suo Chunguang said: "You, you, you quibble, why haven't I seen this name in the chat room before, obviously you have only been up for a short time", Long Dan said: "Who got up first, there is no way to prove it, and it is not interesting for us to talk about this, right?" Suo Chunguang said: "Also, I don't compete with you, it doesn't make much sense, look at your name is good, but I don't see how good people are, maybe it's a silver-like pewter gun head", Long Dan saw this Suo Chunguang's sarcasm, and said: "Is it a pewter gun head that you only know after trying it, is it difficult for you to try it?" Suo Chunguang saw that Long Dan was speaking rudely, so he said: "What a call for spring, I see if you can call my spring back or not, if you don't call back, it's a pewter gun head, or a king-size one", Long Dan saw that this woman was messing around, and he also thought it was funny, so he talked nonsense with her.

The two had a war of words for more than an hour, and Long Dan was also very funny, so he agreed to come back tomorrow night to continue the confrontation, and to see who said whom, he left the room. Long Dan withdrew from the room, and it was very boring to think about it.

The next night, Long Dan came back from a party outside, and it was already 11 o'clock in the evening when he came to the office, and he had long forgotten about the appointment with Suo Chunguang. Long Dan routinely turned on the computer and entered the chat room with the name of Summoning Chungui. As soon as Long Dan entered, that Suo Chunguang came over and sent a message: "Cowardly call for spring, think you don't dare to come?" How did you come? Long Dan also came back from drinking, so he replied angrily: "I'm very busy, like you guys?" (Luzhong dialect, very free meaning) chatting here every day, I am very busy every day", Suo Chunguang is unforgiving, said: "Busy your head, maybe when you come back after drinking two catties of horse urine (the meaning of beer), you are talking drunk", Long Dan saw that this woman was unforgiving, and said: "How do you know that I drink horse urine, have you tasted it?" Suo Chunguang said: "Phew, bah, who has tasted it, taste your size", Long Dan saw that he was stained with light in his mouth, so he sent a series of expressions: "Hahaha, my head is not so delicious."

At this time, Suo Chunguang suddenly stopped fighting with Long Dan, and sent a couplet, asking Long Dan to match, Long Dan's literary foundation is very rich, so he naturally went over without thinking. Suo Chunguang sent another one, Long Dan went over again, Suo Chunguang kept sending it back and forth like this, the two of them were right for two hours, and Long Dan did not fall behind. In the end, Suo Chunguang also softened, and said to him: "It's too late today, spare you first, and fight again tomorrow" He sent a goodbye expression and went offline.

One day later, the next night, Long Dan didn't socialize, so he entered the chat room early, and when he saw that Suo Chunguang was not there, he was bored and chatted with a few beautiful cuties, hid to the side, marked his screen name with an absent symbol, and watched others chat.

At about ten o'clock, Suo Chunguang came, and sent an expression to Long Dan's screen name Zhao Chungui: "Are you there?" Long Dan replied: "Yes", he clicked the absent symbol and said, "Why did you come?" Suo Chunguang said: "There is something at home, I'm sorry, I'm late."

Long Dan said: "How to play today? You're going to be punished if you're late, I'll answer the question tonight, you can answer it, if you're afraid, you can also change the way you play" "Who's afraid of whom, come on, you are out of the link" Suo Chunguang said without scruples. Long Dan tentatively sent a few days of simple uplinking, but Suo Chunguang answered unequivocally, Long Dan's questions became more and more difficult, but Suo Chunguang's answers were getting faster and faster, and he fought for two hours, and he didn't know the winner. In the end, Suo Chunguang had no choice but to stop the battle, saying: "I can't play too late, see you tomorrow", and went offline as he spoke. Long Dan looked at the screen that Suo Chunguang went offline, thoughtfully, and sat on the chair and fell asleep.