"I graduated from Higashi Middle School called Haruhi Suzumiya, and I have no interest in ordinary humans. If there are aliens, people from the future, people from another world, people with superpowers, just come to me! Above. ”

Turning his head to look at the long-haired girl sitting in the seat to his right, wearing a yellow hairband, Lu Yunfeng sighed.

After coming out of the world of Dragon Ball, he stayed in reality for another month, and he didn't do anything else that month, taking care of his two younger sisters and the godsister on the other side of the door in the same way, and by the way, he helped Lu Bingqing write songs, figure out the script, and then shoot it with a camera.

That's right, Lu Yunfeng taught himself shooting techniques, the kind of camera used to shoot movies, with his ingenuity, it is too simple to learn to shoot, and there are memories of later generations, and he also has his own advanced and unique shooting techniques, in 1997, it was still in the dark period of the movie, and all kinds of piracy were too strict, so the movie could not be sold at a high price, but Lu Yunfeng did not aim at the domestic market, but aimed at the foreign market.

Using the film and television production system, Lu Yunfeng scanned all Lu Bingqing's body appearance, and used induction technology to simulate Lu Bingqing's body dynamics, coordination and other aspects of the real number, so that Lu Yunfeng only needs to provide the script, and then the system will automatically make Lu Bingqing the heroine and produce wonderful movie series.

Taking advantage of this convenience, Lu Yunfeng has already helped Lu Bingqing make a movie, the heroine is Lu Bingqing, the male protagonist is Lu Yunfeng, and Lu Yujie also participated in the performance, and the name of this movie is "The Legend of the White Snake".

Love, Xianxia, cross-era visual enjoyment. This is the selling point of this movie, and in order to make it understandable to Western audiences, the level of this movie is very low, and there is nothing artistic conception in it, which is very straightforward.

Many Western audiences can't understand Eastern movies, because they don't understand the artistic conception of the East, to put it simply, Western audiences have low IQ and can't understand things with high IQ in the East, but what about Western movies! Even idiots can understand it. So this is how the cultural export of the West was formed. It has lowered the IQ of human beings all over the world.

This reminded Lu Yunfeng of a famous joke on the Internet, don't be serious with two hundred and five, otherwise he will directly lower your IQ to two hundred and five, and then beat you with rich experience.

That's what Western culture is all about. He directly lowered the IQ of people all over the world to two hundred and five. Then they used their rich experience to convey their 205 culture to the world. And what has this culture brought to the world? It's just that you can see the stinky shameless hugging and kissing everywhere on the street, and there are even more shameless ones, and they are done directly on the street. This very straightforward and primitive ideology is increasingly no different from animals.

However, Lu Yunfeng doesn't hate this situation, if the women all over the world are like the women of ancient China, who don't go out of the door, where else can he go to see those bare-ass beauties? How can those low-end hotels secretly take pictures of men and women who come to their hotels to cheat? And the authors of those little yellow books, if you don't have them, where would you go to find spiritual enjoyment......

Therefore, Lu Yunfeng feels that the things that exist must be things that human beings need, unless human beings are really annoying and unnecessary, they will gradually disappear, and everything must be based on human needs!

Lu Yunfeng is confident that Western audiences can also understand the movie The Legend of the White Snake, but this movie is still negotiating with companies in the United States and neighboring countries in Europe and Asia, and the subject of the negotiation is of course divided, although this is Lu Bingqing's first movie, but Lin Feifei has industries all over the world, and the surrounding countries in Asia can say that they can talk about it by sending someone at will, that is, the United States and Europe need Lin Feifei to come out in person, because only Lin Feifei can control them.

However, before Lu Yunfeng entered this world, Lin Feifei had not completely talked about this matter, and the two sides had differences because of the issue of interests, and they were bargaining fiercely.

Lu Yunfeng didn't pay attention to this matter anymore, and entered the world of Suzumiya Haruhi, his identity in this world is a transfer student from Huaxia, the procedures he just went through during spring break, and then on the first day of school, he was assigned to this class, and he was next to a classmate named Suzumiya Haruga.

After Haruhi Suzumiya's speech ended, the classroom fell into a brief silence, and Haruhi Suzumiya glanced around as strongly as a queen, and after glancing at Ah Xuan in front of him, he turned his head to look at Lu Yunfeng again.

Feeling the strong gaze of Suzumiya Haruhi, Lu Yunfeng smiled slightly, and nodded at her gently.

Haruhi Suzumiya ignored it and sat down directly, after which the teacher wiped the sweat from his forehead and continued to let the other students introduce themselves, when it was Lu Yunfeng's turn, Lu Yunfeng stood up and said: "My name is Lu Yunfeng, I came to Japan to study because of my father's work, I have a wide range of interests, especially like to study supernatural phenomena such as demons and monsters, if there are people who share my hobbies, I hope you will come to me, and we will unravel the mysteries of this world together." ”

After listening to Lu Yunfeng's introduction, the teacher on the podium was completely speechless, a cool palace spring is just that, I didn't expect that there is a teenager who is still immersed in the middle two world, what is wrong with the young people in Japan now? Oh no, Lu Yunfeng is a Chinese teenager......

However, after listening to Lu Yunfeng's self-introduction, Haruhi Lianggong looked at him with bright eyes, and Lu Yunfeng also turned his head and nodded at her with a smile.

"My name is Ryoko Asakura......" Looking at the very beautiful girl introducing herself, Lu Yunfeng held her chin and showed a smile on the corner of her mouth.

After class, Haruhi Suzumiya turned to look at him: "Hey." ”

Lu Yunfeng turned his head and said with a smile: "Ryokiya-san, do you want to join my group?" ”

"What group?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked.

"Mysterious Phenomena Research Society." Lu Yunfeng smiled and said: "I plan to set up such a club, if you join, then we still lack three members." ”

"Have you ever seen a mysterious phenomenon?" Haruhi Suzumiya asked.

"Of course I do." Lu Yunfeng nodded, his right hand stretched out. Placed under the desk, only himself and Haruhi Suzumiya could see the position, and then a small water balloon appeared in the palm of the hand.

Haruhi Lianggong suddenly opened his eyes, and Lu Yunfeng immediately dissipated the small water balloon, and said with a smile: "Lianggong-san, do you want to join my club?" ”

"Of course you want to join!" After Haruhi Suzumiya was shocked, he all smiled excitedly: "But the Mysterious Phenomenon Research Society is too old-fashioned, let's call it the SOS group!" ”

"What...... What regiment? Lu Yunfeng's head was sweating.

"SOS group, Suzumiya Kasuga group (Sekaiwo Ooinimoriagerutameno Suzumiyaharuhinodan) that makes the world more lively." Haruhi Suzumiya said excitedly.

"......" Lu Yunfeng raised his hand: "Please wait a minute, why did I establish the club." But to be named after you? ”

"What does it matter. Isn't the club still alive yet! Think of it as a club founded by the two of us. Haruhi Suzumiya said on his own.

"......" Lu Yunfeng had a little headache: "Even if it was established by the two of us, where is my name?" ”

"Isn't that up front!" Make the world a livelier place'. Suzumiya Haruhi patted Lu Yunfeng on the shoulder: "This is your goal." ”

“~！ @#￥%……”

Lu Yunfeng sighed and said, "But the club activity room hasn't been found yet, and we still have to find new members." There are also application clubs. Who's going to do that? ”

"I came to the club and the activity room. You go and apply for the club. Haruhi Suzumiya said.

"......" Lu Yunfeng had a black line in his head: "There are no members and activity rooms, how can I apply?" If you want me to do it all by myself, just say it. ”

"Hehe, you're smart!" Haruhi Suzumiya took Lu Yunfeng's hand. said: "Let's go, let's go find the location of the activity room first." ”

"Wait." Lu Yunfeng grabbed her and said, "The time between classes is too short, let's talk about it after school in the afternoon!" ”

"Well, okay!" Although he was a little unwilling, Haruhi Lianggong still agreed, and then looked at Lu Yunfeng with bright eyes, and grinned: "What's your name?" ”

"......" Lu Yunfeng's face darkened, he had never seen such an unreliable woman before: "Lu Yunfeng, a transfer student from China, likes to study supernatural phenomena such as demons and monsters. ”

"Oh, yes, Lu Yunfeng." Haruhi Suzumiya nodded, and then said with a little surprise: "Your Japanese is very good!" There is no trace of foreigners at all. ”

"It's one of my abilities." Lu Yunfeng said proudly: "No language in the world can stump me. ”

"Oh? Do you speak not only Japanese, but all languages fluently? "Haruhi Suzumiya's eyes are brighter.

"Of course." Lu Yunfeng propped his hands and elbows on the table in himself and the back row, and crossed Erlang's legs: "And this is just a trivial matter, I still have a lot of ability, I will scare you to death when I say it." ”

Haruhi Cool Palace's breathing was a little short, he pulled a chair and leaned towards Lu Yunfeng, looking at him almost face-to-face: "What else do you have the ability to?" Show me them all. ”

"OK, OK, no problem." Lu Yunfeng raised his hands, turned his head to look at the classmates who were looking this way, and coughed dryly: "But can you not be so close, I don't know and think we are a couple!" ”

"Cut, I'm not afraid, what are you afraid of." Saying this, Haruhi Suzumiya leaned back, and said with a little unhappiness: "Then after school, you have to show it well." ”

"I said......" Lu Yunfeng said helplessly: "We seem to have known each other for a long time, why do you have a current attitude as if you have known me for a long time?" After a pause, Lu Yunfeng looked at Suzumiya Haruhi's face and said, "Have we seen each other somewhere before?" I always feel like you're a little familiar. ”

"Really?" Lianggong Haruhi was also stunned, looked at Lu Yunfeng, and said, "Actually, I also think you are a little familiar, but I can't remember where I have seen it." ”

"Did you see it a few years ago?" Lu Yunfeng asked tentatively: "When I was in junior high school." ”

"Junior high school?" Haruhi Suzumiya looked at Lu Yunfeng and said, "Didn't you just transfer to Japan!" ”

"Hey!" Lu Yunfeng said: "Since you know that I just transferred to Japan, why can't you remember my name?" ”

"Don't worry about such small things." Haruhi Suzumiya waved his hand impatiently, and then said, "You haven't answered my question yet, have you been to Japan since you were in junior high school?" ”

"Ahh Been here. Lu Yunfeng said: "My father is a cross-border business, and he often travels back and forth between China and Japan. So sometimes I come to Japan for a few days, maybe I've met you before. ”

"I see." Haruhi Lianggong stared at Lu Yunfeng's face carefully, and frowned again: "It seems that I have seen it somewhere, but for some reason, I just can't remember it." ”

The information revealed by Suzumiya Haruhi's words made Lu Yunfeng thoughtful, in the original plot, Suzumiya Haruhi sighed about an incident he had encountered before on this year's Tanabata Festival, and that night, Ah Xu was taken by Asahina Minoru three years ago, and saw Suzumiya Haruhi who climbed the gate at school three years ago. That's also the reason why Haruhi Suzumiya feels familiar to Ah Xu.

But now with his involvement. Although Ah Xu and Haruhi Suzumiya are still at the front and back table, the two have not communicated yet, but Lu Yunfeng showed his hands, which made Haruhi Suzumiya completely forget Ah Xu. And Haruhi Suzumiya also felt that Lu Yunfeng was familiar. Case. So will he take the place of Ah Xu, and will be brought back three years ago by Asahina Minoru on the night of this year's Tanabata Festival? If that's the case, then Haruhi Suzumiya's questions can be answered.

But if that's the case. There is also something that gives Lu Yunfeng a headache, that is, the assassination of Ryoko Asakura.

In the original work, Ryoko Asakura is indeed a very perfect girl, and the big cute god Yuki Nagato is a human form that comes out of the universe unification thinking system, and monitors the situation of Haruhi Suzumiya together, but it is different from Yuki Nagato's calm monitoring, but Ryoko Asakura has a mind that jumps out of her mind, and wants to kill Ah Xuan to check the situation of Haruhi Suzumiya, but she died before she left the school, and was eliminated by her boss Yuki Nagato, and it didn't reappear until the disappearance of Haruhi Suzumiya in the OVA plot, but she finally stabbed Ah Xu, It can be said that it is Ah Xu's natural enemy, but now that Lu Yunfeng has taken Ah Xu's place, wouldn't Ryoko Asakura use all his means on him?

Lu Yunfeng shuddered, feeling sour when he thought about it.

"If you can't think of it, don't think about it." Lu Yunfeng said: "In short, we can be sure, we must have met before, so to speak, we are also very fateful, thousands of miles away from the ocean, but we can become the same school, the same classroom, and even the next classmate, I believe in fate very much." Lu Yunfeng stretched out his hand and said with a smile: "You are very beautiful, if possible, I will marry you in the future." ”

Suzumiya Haruhi's face turned red all of a sudden, and he snorted lightly: "Come if you want to pursue me!" Don't mother-in-law's. Saying so, he still shook hands with Lu Yunfeng: "If you bring it up, I won't object, at least after trying it, I will break up if I think it's not suitable." ”

"......" Lu Yunfeng sighed: "You are really a special girl, so if I ask you for a relationship now, will you agree?" ”

"Yes." Haruhi Lianggong looked at Lu Yunfeng and said, "Who made you so mysterious!" ”

Lu Yunfeng smiled, pinched the soft and smooth little hand of Lianggong Haruhi, and said, "Then you will be my girlfriend, this Sunday, do you want to go on a date together?" ”

"To find a mysterious phenomenon?" Haruhi Suzumiya said with her eyes shining.

"......" Lu Yunfeng pulled the corners of his mouth and smiled: "How about discussing the mystery of the human body together?" ”

Suzumiya Haruhi's face turned red and said, "I'll think about it." ”

"Don't worry!" Lu Yunfeng smiled: "I don't think you are an unreserved girl, and we are both high school students, so we can enjoy the happiness of adults." ”

That's the case with men and women in Japan.,You can still find a few virgins in the first year of high school.,But in the second year of high school.,It's basically impossible to find it.,Don't even think about it in college.,So Japan's H works are also getting younger and younger.,Because it's really hard for adult women to find virgins.,So you can only develop below.。

However, the melancholy of Suzumiya Haruhi is not a one-step H work, so the characters in it are still relatively pure, especially the protagonists, which are even more ice and jade, you can start and taste it.

"Let's talk about Sunday!" Haruhi Suzumiya shook his head and said, "I still want to form a club now, and then ......" stared at Lu Yunfeng: "I want to see more mysterious phenomena." ”

"No problem." Lu Yunfeng nodded with a smile: "I've seen a lot of mysterious phenomena, I guarantee to surprise you." ”

"I'm looking forward to it." Haruhi Lianggong showed a bright smile from the heart, and Lu Yunfeng, who saw this smile, was also stunned, worthy of being the heroine of a work, she was really beautiful and charming.

"See what?" Seeing Lu Yunfeng looking at himself in a daze, Haruhi Suzumiya pointed his finger at the tip of Lu Yunfeng's nose.

Lu Yunfeng came back to his senses and smiled: "You are very beautiful, I can't help but be happy when I think you are my girlfriend." ”

"Cut!" Haruhi Suzumiya's face was slightly red, and he said, "You are also very handsome, but with my girlfriend, you can't date other girls anymore, understand?" ”

"If it's a relationship for the purpose of getting married, I don't have a problem." Lu Yunfeng said with a smile.

"That'...... I'd better think about it again! Haruhi Suzumiya felt a lot of pressure: "I don't think marriage or anything is a topic that a girl of my age can bear." ”

Lu Yunfeng shrugged: "Then if I meet other girls who are willing to date for the purpose of marriage, you can't stop them." ”

"If there really is such a girl, and I haven't made up my mind, I will not stop it." Haruhi Suzumiya said.

"Very well, then it's decided." Lu Yunfeng smiled slightly and stretched out his hand.

"Cut!" Liang Gong Haruhi patted Lu Yunfeng's hand: "Don't be proud, beware of me relying on you." ”

"I can't ask for it." (To be continued......)

PS: Thanks to 'naruto7073' for the 100 starting coins, and thanks to 'Big Sausage' for the 400 starting coins.