Chapter 200: Miscellaneous Faces
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What came out of the bowl was a button, a red button, shiny.
He already recognized it, it was the button on the waitress's coat just now.
"What's going on?" The category stared at Xiao Ping's head and asked unhurriedly.
"Ouch, I'm really sorry, I must have accidentally fallen into it when I was putting the offal just now, I'll change the bowl for you." As he spoke, Xiao Pingtou reached out to serve the bowl of noodles.
"Don't move, who knows if you will throw away the buttons and serve them to us again, you can make us a bowl again, but I want your waiter to bring it up, I have something I want to ask her." The category said quietly.
"It's good, it's okay, customers can rest assured, although our store is small, we won't do that kind of thing, I'll do it again." Xiao Pingtou accompanied the smiling face, turned around and left.
"What's the situation?" Guo Cripple asked with a puzzled expression.
"Don't you notice?" The category looked at Guo Cripple's blank face, frowned, and looked at the Zilong Dao Chief, good guy, he had already eaten his bowl of noodles from the bottom up, and he seemed to be eating too quickly, sweating profusely.
It's weird, what's going on today? The category's heart couldn't help jumping suddenly, and she subconsciously turned her head to look at Xia Bing, she was still sitting there eating noodles without raising her head.
She hasn't finished eating yet? No, that's weird. Thinking about it, he couldn't help it, and asked, "Xia Bing, have you finished eating?" ”
Xia Bing didn't say anything, still lowered his head, grabbed the chopsticks in his right hand, and seemed to be eating slowly.
Somehow the category is a little hairy in my heart. He scrambled to his feet. turned around and walked towards Xia Bing. When I looked out, I was stunned.
Xia Bing's bowl of noodles was empty, and there was no half of the noodles, but she was still there slowly moving her chopsticks, holding the noodles that didn't exist at all, and slowly sending them to her mouth, and then looking at her eyes, they were already sluggish. It's like a walking corpse!
The category is not good, an arrow step jumps out, and he is about to slap it at Xia Bing's head, this trick has a name, it is called Daigo empowerment, anyone who is fascinated by sneakiness will be effective with a slap!
"The noodles are coming!"
Before the slap could be slapped, the curtain of the back kitchen suddenly opened, and the waitress just now appeared again, smiling and walking over with a bowl of noodles. Gently put it on the table and said to Guo Cripple, "Uncle." I'm sorry, the button fell off in your bowl, it was really not intentional, I made it for you again, eat, I took this bowl away just now, okay? ”
"Okay, okay, I'm sorry for you." Guo Cripple's tone suddenly became very gentle, looking at the waitress, his eyes narrowed unconsciously, and his face was full of smiles.
"Wait!" The category turned around and walked back, pressed the waitress's hand with a cold face, stared at her eyes, and said slowly: "I want to take this bowl of noodles away, take it back and eat it." ”
"But this bowl of noodles is dirty and can't be eaten, so I'm going to take it to the kitchen and throw it away." The waitress seemed to be a little flustered by the scope.
"It doesn't matter, I'm not taking it back for people to eat, it's for dogs."
"No! My noodles are only for people, not for dogs. ”
The waitress seemed to be in a hurry, and when she came up, she grabbed the noodles in her hand.
The category retracted his hand and sneered: "Don't worry, my dog doesn't eat noodles, only chops, you see the intestines, lungs, heart and liver, they are all fed to dogs!" ”
The waitress's face changed immediately, and in an instant she was blue and cried out through gritted teeth: "Give it back to me!" ”
The category pretended to be puzzled and asked, "Hey, give it back to you?" It's just a bowl of beef offal noodles, I bought it with money, why are you so fierce, are you hungry and want to eat this bowl of noodles? ”
"The noodles can be given to you, and the heart, liver, intestines and lungs inside will be returned to me!" The waitress was already on the verge of roaring.
The scope of the noodles sank like water, looked at the Zilong Daoist who was drinking soup with a bowl on the side, and Mu Ran looked at his Guo lame, and Xia Bing who was facing the empty bowl of noodles next to him, but sat down unhurriedly, picked up the bowl of noodles, glanced at it, raised his hand and threw it out!
There was a loud noise, and the bowl of noodles hit the wall, and it was immediately shattered. The shards of the porcelain bowl mixed with the steaming noodle soup and the large and striking pieces of chop and pieces flowed all over the floor.
"Ahh Ahh
"Lao Guo, do you still want to eat this bowl of noodles?" Regardless of the waitress, he turned around and asked Guo Cripple.
"Eat, why don't you eat, it looks like this noodle is delicious." Guo Cripple seemed to be blind to what happened just now, looked down at the bowl of noodles in front of his table, and couldn't help but swallow his saliva.
"Maybe it's delicious, but it's not the beef offal noodles you want, it's human offal noodles." Category pointed to the waitress and said to Guo Cripple.
"Miscellaneous noodles?" Guo Cripple turned his head blankly, but at this time, the waitress had stopped scratching, and carefully took out a flesh-red thing from the pile of messy noodle soup with both hands.
"Hahahaha, I found it, I found it, it's mine, it's mine"
The waitress stood up tremblingly, staring at what she was doing, crying and laughing as if she were crazy.
When he saw the thing clearly, his heart twitched, and there was a chill behind him.
Because it's a pounding heart!
Suddenly, the waitress violently ripped open her clothes, revealing a white flower on her chest. Although the category had been prepared, he was still taken aback, even more nervous than he had just seen people's hearts.
He saw that the waitress's entire chest in front of him was exposed, and subconsciously wanted to turn his head and close his eyes, but he finally held back, and kept saying to himself in his heart: "I am with a critical attitude, in order to expose the truth, I am with a critical attitude, in order to expose the truth."
Guo Lame stared at this scene intently, and all the haras flowed out, but the Purple Dragon Daoist didn't care about anything. The whole face was stuffed into the bowl. I can't stop licking the bottom of the bowl!
Look at the waitress again. He didn't care at all, hehe smirked, holding the beating heart with one hand, reaching to his chest with one hand, grabbing half of his chest, pulling hard, and then, he saw a scene he never wanted to see again in his life
The waitress's chest is like a curtain in the back kitchen. The light one was pulled apart, revealing the bloody but empty chest inside!
The white ** skin, so that the category of women who couldn't help their heartbeats just now** is such a terrifying scene, at this moment, the waitress's chest is like a freshly peeled ferret, one side is snow-white and dazzling beauty, and the other side is bloody and terrifying!
"Hey, hey, the heart is still good, the heart is still good. Let's all go back, let's all go back. This is my intestines," the waitress smirked and muttered, picking up the fragments of her intestines and lungs on the ground and throwing them into her chest.
The category looked at it with grinning teeth, not to mention this disgusting energy. The waitress looked flustered, her eyes were dull, but her movements were not slow, she kept throwing them into her chest, and she knew how to classify them, only picking up those internal organs, porcelain bowl fragments and soup noodles.
In the end, there was nothing left to throw away, so she slowly sent the heart in her hand into her chest, and as soon as she let go, the heart fell from her chest. The waitress grinned, it seemed to hurt, it was estimated that she had smashed the appendix, but she still closed her chest with her hand regardless of it, and the terrible chest cavity gradually disappeared, but in front of her chest, there was a long red line gap, constantly leaking heat outward, and she desperately pressed it everywhere with her hand, but to no avail.
The category smiled, shook his head and said: "You are really, why don't you prepare a zipper for yourself before disemboweling, this time it's good, it depends on how you go home." ”
The waitress was stunned, looked down at her chest, and suddenly froze, the hand covering her chest suddenly let go, and the spring light suddenly leaked again, but then, the chest cavity opened again, and the messy things inside suddenly flowed out.
I can't stand it anymore, and I don't want to tease her anymore, after tossing for so long, Xiao Pingtou still didn't come out in the kitchen, he was a little impatient, and looked at the waitress and shouted: "Okay, I don't have time to talk to you, demonic and evil, go die!" ”
The white light of the palm flashed, and a palm thunder came out of his hand, only to hear a click, and it was smashing the top of the waitress's head, and I saw a wisp of green smoke rising above her head, and looked at the scope in a daze, and suddenly, the whole body turned into a ball of flying ash, and fell to the ground along with the clothes.
"No, when did I become so good?"
The category was startled, looked at his palm, and said in his heart Is this the palm thunder or the thunder of the heavenly calamity, and it actually knocked her into ashes at once, this
Unable to care about it so much, he turned his head to look at Guo Cripple and Zilong Dao Chang, and was suddenly startled, and saw that Guo Cripple had lowered his head and started to eat noodles at some point, chewing a intestine in his mouth, and squeaking. The Purple Dragon Daoist was still licking the bowl there, licking and licking it probably didn't taste good, and he bit off a piece of the bowl in one bite.
"Wake me up!" The category knew that both of them were confused, and after a loud shout, he shot like lightning, and slapped their heads, and then saw that these two people were excited, looked up at the scope, and oops, but suddenly the seven orifices bled and fell to the ground with two plops
actually let the category shoot to death!
"I, I am" category was shocked, watching his hands tremble, and he didn't use much strength, why did he shoot to death?
At this moment, a child suddenly rushed out of the back kitchen, ran to Xia Bing's side crying, shook her arm vigorously and shouted, "Mom, Mom, I'm hungry"
The category is dumbfounded again, what is this, what is the situation?
He ran in front of Xia Bing in three steps and two steps, but saw Xia Bing sitting there, his expression fixed on his face, still holding chopsticks in his hand, and he had already stopped moving.
The category was in a hurry, and pushed Xia Bing with his hand, but saw that Xia Bing also turned over and fell to the ground, but his face changed sharply, and the category looked at it again, Xia Bing's face turned into a waitress who had just turned into ashes!
The category is completely confused, what a mess this is!
ps: Is it good for a half-immortal to ask for a reward? Is it good to ask for a monthly pass? Otherwise, I will give you a miscellaneous face (to be continued!)