Chapter 8 The Sprinkle Family is Your Father
Zhou Yao opened the door that was crooked in the morning with a feeling of anxiety-
All the furniture he had already made was ready to be reimbursed -
-- The end times are coming --
——It seems that the horn of the destruction of the world has sounded in Zhou Yao's ears.
Hey.
No.
Su Youdie happily sat on the sofa, looked at the LCD TV screen in front of her with a satisfied face, noticed Zhou Yao entering the house, and greeted Zhou Yao very naturally: "Zhou Yao, you are back." ”
The trumpet I just heard was the referee's whistle on the TV screen.
Yes
I'll be watching TV so soon.
Anyway, it's rare for this guy to be honest once.
It's really time to change your mind about Daisen.
Zhou Yao looked at Su Youdie with satisfaction, and said lightly, "Fluttershy, I didn't eat at noon, I'm sorry, I bought it back..."
"I ate it. ”
yes
What the.
Has this guy evolved to be able to go downstairs and buy food on his own?
Obviously, two days ago, he asked him seriously what kind of fairy art LED is.
"Uncle is very nice and brought me a lot of delicious food at noon. Su Youdie said happily-
I see.
Then rest assured————
A hammer!!
What the hell is the uncle, let's say this is his own home-Zhou Yao looked at Su Youdie with a confused expression and asked, "Uncle... ?”
"That's right. Su Youdie replied harmlessly again. "He was tired of watching TV just now, and after saying that the kick was really stinky, he went into the bedroom next door to you to take a nap. ”
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This is also a bit exaggerated!!
In any case, this 84-square-meter complex new apartment in the semi-prosperous area of Jiangcheng City is also the residence where Zhou Yao has been frugal for more than two years and has taken the salary of 996 social animal labor plus housing provident fund plus a loan to pay a down payment.
What is it about letting an unknown uncle who no one knows until now sleep in his own house.
It can't be a dangerous person.
Zhou Yao swallowed dryly, suppressed his inexplicable sense of anger and bizarreness, and pushed open the door of the bedroom next to him-
The smell of smoke.
He was still smoking in his own house!!
Zhou Yao swept over - a figure that he had never seen before was lying on the bed with his back to Zhou Yao and snoring like thunder, his body was covered with the quilt that Zhou Yao had prepared for Su Youdie, and an empty bottle with a red star second pot head was randomly discarded on the ground next to him.
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Smoking, drinking, and watching football in other people's homes.
Then sleep soundly in someone else's bedroom.
Why have you always been around with such brazen guys lately.
Zhou Yao thought about it, and it felt like that was really the case-
The snoring of the figure in front of him suddenly stopped, paused, sat up suddenly, was stunned, turned around, and looked at Zhou Yao with a puzzled expression-
“······· Who are you? He paused and asked Zhou Yao.
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That's the question I should ask.
Zhou Yao looked at the uncle dumbfounded.
"You... Who?" Zhou Yao held back his anger, squeezed out a social smile that was disguised for cover-up, gritted his teeth and asked the middle-aged man opposite-
At the same time, Zhou Yao also looked at this strange uncle for the first time -
With thick eyebrows and big eyes, a scruffy beard, unkempt short hair, wearing a Hawaiian-style shirt, and a strong smell of smoke and alcohol, at a glance it is simply the standard for a middle-aged and sloppy uncle in Zhou Yao's eyes - if you ignore the look on his face that has just woken up and dazed.
and his bewitching posture of half lying and half sitting on his bed and looking back.
Su Youdie jumped down from the sofa in the living room, walked into Zhou Yao barefoot, pinched her slightly upturned nose with her fingers, frowned, stuck out her tongue and said, "···· What a big smell of smoke·····"
Then Su Youdie looked at Zhou Yao in confusion: "This uncle said it was yours... Your dad. ”
Father?
Why do you have a father?
My father should still be working in the northern capital, thank you.
"Ah yes," the middle-aged uncle cleared his throat, reacted, pushed himself to sit up, and said in a deep voice: "Yes, yes... The Sprinkle family remembered. After a pause, he continued:
"The Sprinkle family is your father. ”
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I'm your dad!!
Zhou Yao smiled and nodded, and without hesitation, he took out his mobile phone and prepared to call the police-
It doesn't matter who you are, if you illegally invade a private house, you will be sentenced to three years in prison first.
At this time, Zhou Yao, who was angry, had forgotten that he was still carrying a young girl of unknown origin, who was also the target of arrest by the police.
"Slowly, slowly, little friend, the Sprinkle family is a little delirious today, let me think twice for a moment. The middle-aged uncle hurriedly stretched out his hand and motioned for Zhou Yao to stop-
Zhou Yao smiled and nodded again, and then continued to dial the phone to prepare to call the police.
It doesn't matter if you have trisomy or Alheimer's dementia.
"Don't worry, Xiaoyou, the origin of this girl is right or wrong, don't you want to spread the family to say a chance?"
The middle-aged uncle's voice suddenly appeared in Zhou Yao's mind.
He shouldn't have spoken just now—Zhou Yao looked at him suspiciously.
"Don't panic, it's just a small cultivation technique, only Xiaoyou and the Sprinkle family can know. The middle-aged uncle in front of him made a meaningful smile at Zhou Yao.
Zhou Yao turned his head to look at Su Youdie who was standing beside her, she was pinching her nose in a daze, and she didn't notice the words passed by her uncle to Zhou Yao.
"What I said just now, I didn't covet my seniority, I just played on stage, and I asked Xiaoyou to cooperate······ Remember that after this village, there is no more such shop. ”
Does he know anything about Su Youdie? - Zhou Yao said curiously in his heart.
I have to admit that the words of the uncle in front of me are very tempting to Zhou Yao-
The girl who came late at night and claimed to be a Taixu Immortal, except for her current life, Zhou Yao didn't know anything about her and the immortal cultivation behind her.
These things are too critical for Zhou Yao.
Zhou Yao thought for a moment and nodded that it was okay.
"The child can be taught. This was the last voice that echoed in Zhou Yao's mind.
"Tsk····· That's right," the uncle on the other side spoke again and looked at Zhou Yao: "The Sprinkle family is indeed your father." ”
With a meaningful smile on his face.
What a drama on stage.
It's obviously here to take advantage of yourself.
Zhou Yao looked at the sloppy middle-aged uncle and finally realized.
"Right?"
actually asked Zhou Yao cheaply.
“······· Yes... I remember, you are indeed mine... Father. Zhou Yao held back for a long time, gritted his teeth and said this sentence word by word from between his teeth.
Zhou Yao has not been taken advantage of by others since compulsory education.
Asking people to do things depends on people's faces - at this moment, Zhou Yao thoroughly understands this feeling.
"The Sprinklers are a little hungry····· The braised roast brought at noon today was all solved by this little girl, "The uncle stretched and got out of bed," the Sprinkler family sensed that there was a trace of fried chicken in the air······ Father has a meal here, not too much. ”
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For the first time, Zhou Yao felt the emotion of wanting to kill but being unable to do anything.
!! (Readers are invited to imagine for themselves)
“····· Not too much... Yes. Zhou Yao said to him with a gloomy face.
"I want it too, I want it too!"
Su Youdie pulled the corner of Zhou Yao's clothes and muttered.
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Have you done something wrong?
Bringing back strange people every day to eat and drink—
Zhou Yao looked at the ceiling and sighed bitterly.
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After eating and drinking, Su Youdie, who had watched TV all afternoon, looked a little tired, said "I want to sleep for a while" and went straight into Zhou Yao's bedroom and fell asleep on the bed.
Only Zhou Yao and the sloppy uncle who didn't know the origin were left at the table.
"Huh······ These exotic fried chickens... I want to sprinkle my family and say... Tsk... It's still a little worse than our Central Plains called flower chicken... The uncle threw the last chicken nugget into his mouth and chewed it again.
That's embarrassing.
You've single-handedly killed a family bucket.
Are all cultivators reincarnated as hungry ghosts?
“····· The Sprinkle family is usually in charge of the strict at home... The ····· of coarse tea and light rice every day Let's open a meat ····· today Eh... Sins, sins, sins. The uncle shook his head decently in reflection.
When I just tore the chicken thighs, I didn't have such leisure and elegance.
"Alright. The uncle clapped his hands, wiped his mouth with the back of his hand, and his expression changed: "It's time to explain something important to Xiaoyou." ”
Isn't it?
smoked cigarettes, drank wine, slept and slept, even dried up the fried chicken, not to mention anything valuable, Zhou Yao began to suspect that he was a charlatan who cheated on food and drink.
"Here····· Tsk... It's too small," the uncle looked around and shook his head: "I also invite Xiaoyou and the Sprinkle family to have a broader world, and then come to the business council to discuss the content." ”
——I saw the uncle's body move, and there was an extra feather fan in his hand, and then he waved his big hand, Zhou Yao only felt dizzy, and then he was calm, and found that the surroundings became cloudy, and there was a little bit of coolness compared to usual.
This is where it is.
Zhou Yao looked up at the moon that was close to perfection.
Is it an illusion?
It feels a little bit bigger than usual.
"It's so cold····· Little friend, please look down. The uncle fanned him with a feather fan and said to Zhou Yao.
Zhou Yao lowered his head——
Jiangcheng City is brightly lit.