Chapter 45: The Forgotten Mr. Zhu Da
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All right! Everyone has a mature day, and the current Mr. Zhu Da seems to have signs of maturity. In order to see himself better, when he reflected on himself, he also made a heavy decision, that is, to read!
That's right! It's reading! However, instead of reading novels, he did not read mathematics, physics and chemistry, but books on philosophy, religion, and sociology.
It is said that philosophy is the study of a qiē problem, and almost every big man has studied it, or many big people are great philosophers themselves, so Mr. Zhu Da, who is determined to move towards the goal of a big man, naturally wants to read it. In fact, Mr. Zhu Da has another intention that he is embarrassed to admit, that is, even if he can't read it, he can use it to pretend to be B in the future. But does it work...... Mr. Zhu Da said that he has no more insomnia recently.
When you are full, you will lie on the virtual beach and read, read for a few minutes and start to think wildly, and then fall asleep in a daze, you will be bored and watch a live office broadcast of the Presbyterian Meeting, this is Mr. Zhu Da's happy life in the past ten days.
But his happy life has ruined many people. That's right, really freaked! Legend has it that Comrade Major General once made a real confinement room, and he locked more than a dozen captured foreign elite agents, as well as more than 100 extremely vicious criminals, in such a confinement chamber to realize the effect of the confinement room.
As a result, those criminals who killed people without blinking an eye all broke down in less than eight hours, and even peeked at the neighbor's house to take a bath when they were children. And the most powerful of those elite agents lasted for three days, and then he couldn't stand it anymore and committed suicide, not to mention the other agents. There are even rumors that Comrade Major General once put a dog inside in a bad sense to scare the newly recruited newcomers, but the dog also crashed into the wall and died, creating a historical precedent for animals to commit suicide by hitting the wall.
But Mr. Zhu Da's appearance shocked everyone, this gentleman stayed in it for ten days, not only did he not have a psychological breakdown, but he also seemed to be in better spirits. When someone delivered the meal the morning before yesterday, this product even had the heart to complain that the pork used in the cooking class was not fresh while nibbling on the buns, and the white rice porridge was too thin, and it was suspected that the logistics were greedy and dirty. The soldier who delivered the meal was so nervous on the spot that he almost pulled out his pistol and shot Mr. Zhu Da to death.
In other words, can the soldier not be nervous, can he stay in this harsh environment for seven or eight days, who knows which intelligence organization trained the level monster, maybe the other party can kill him in seconds with a spoon. So from the day before yesterday, every time I delivered food to Mr. Zhu, there was a squad of soldiers who followed behind in full armor, and that posture was almost the same as sending food to the seven elders.
In the end, Mr. Zhu Da's miraculous watch spread throughout the camp, well, now it can be called the fifty-first district of Huaxia, and everyone knew that there was a level monster that had been holding out for ten days in that ** confinement room, until the news reached the ears of Comrade Major General.
"Who is Zhu Run?" Comrade Major General asked a soldier suspiciously, well, it was the one who was in charge of monitoring Zhu Run.
"Ugh! General, the one you personally ordered him to be imprisoned," the soldier broke out in a cold sweat, "did you let me keep an eye on him and let you know when he couldn't hold on anymore?" ”
"Is there such a thing?" Comrade Major General thought about it carefully and was a little impressed, "It seems that there really is, hiss~ No, he is still locked up?" Cha! Is he still alive? Didn't I let you let him go? "Comrade Major General's cold sweat also came down, since that alien item appeared, Comrade Major General forgot Zhu Run to the clouds, where do you still remember that you are locked up with such a person.
"General! You have to speak with your conscience," the soldier was anxious, "when did you give the order to release the man?" "If this black cauldron is not done well, it will kill people, so of course the soldier will not do it.
"Didn't you? Well, you don't have to worry about this kind of detail, haha! The major general laughed dryly, wiped his cold sweat and said, "So how is this kid now?" Crazy or dead? I don't think it stinks in there. Well, if that's the case, it's really troublesome......" After speaking, he looked at the soldier with a subtle look in his eyes, and obviously began to have some bad thoughts.
"Like I just reported." The soldier couldn't help but roll his eyes, he had no expectations for this person's discipline, and said in a flat tone: "He is not crazy or dead, he eats so fragrantly, his body is very good, and he is full of spirit. The above report is completed. "That's right! The entire 51st district is under the supervision of Mr. Zhu Da, and someone has caused him to not be able to eat stale pork, of course he has to mention it, but he didn't expect that someone really went to check, and he found it after checking.
"Not dead or crazy, still full of energy?" Comrade Major General couldn't believe his ears, and his eyes were about to bulge out in shock, "Can you still eat pork fresh after ten days?" At this moment, he even began to doubt his business level, when was that confinement room so useless?
"That's right! But there's more to it than that," the soldier said, his tone became rather strange, as if he had seen something he couldn't believe, "I've been paying attention to it for the past ten days, and it's been a very strange thing. His daily food standard is the same as ours, according to the standard of four catties of food and one catty of water per day, ten days is fifty catties, but in ten days, I have not seen him go to the toilet once, not even urinate...... Do you think this is normal? ”
"Nonsense! If there were no monsters in the normal world," the Major General broke out in a cold sweat, "Take me to see it, damn it, 'they' won't be blind, right?" Could this kid really be ...... Walk! Take me to see it. ”
The two hurriedly came to the monitoring room of the base, and when they arrived, it was more lively than expected, not only the soldiers in charge of monitoring secretly looked at the screen one after another, but also a few idle and bored generals also stood there and sighed in amazement.
As soon as he saw this big military spy come in, the air in the monitoring room was stagnant, the scene instantly became cold, and all the soldiers immediately became loyal to their duties, and several generals with higher ranks than him immediately slipped away under the pretext that they were busy with official business. Well, it is almost impossible for a person who is in the line of work of a major general to be treated well, so this situation is easy to understand.
Comrade Major General didn't bother to care about them, he approached the display screen and looked, the whole person was stupid, and saw that Mr. Zhu Da had been sitting in a chair posture and squatting there with a twisted horse step. He pointed to the screen with some tremors and said, "He has been squatting in this state for ten days?" ”
"That's right!" "What's so strange," said the soldier, "he's always been like this, we're used to it." ”
"Are you used to it? I'm fucking used to you, do you think this looks like a normal human can do it, why didn't you report it earlier?! "Major generals are going crazy. Can a person who has not moved for ten days in such a pose be an ordinary person?
He knew that there were many strange people in this world, and these people were not something he could afford to provoke. These people don't care what kind of major general you are, if you offend them, they can directly make your death unclear and reasonable. Thinking of this, the major general felt bad all over his body, if because of a moment of negligence, he would inexplicably let people die in the future, it would be too wrong. It is said that Comrade Major General thinks that he has a great future, and he does not want to sacrifice his life for the country so soon.
"Your order to me is that he will report when he can't hold it anymore." The soldier said aggrievedly, "Do I dare to report it if there are no special circumstances?" ”
"I ......" Major General was speechless. This was indeed his order, and the soldier really couldn't be blamed.
He turned around irritably, and then suddenly thought of something, his face changed, the corners of his mouth pulled out a hard zombie-like smile, blinked vigorously, and asked the soldier, "Do you think my smile is still good-looking?" It's kind of affinity, right? ”
The soldier shuddered, took a few steps back in horror, and nodded desperately against his will: "Beautiful! Pretty! There is affinity, absolutely affinity! ”
When all the soldiers on the scene heard this, they all pouted.
"That's good! Then I'm relieved. The Major General maintained this weird smile, turned off the monitor that monitored Zhu Run, and walked out.
"Boom!" One of the soldiers exclaimed, "Did I dream, and the general actually laughed?" Well, it's hard to laugh at, but it's the sun in the west. ”
"It's not just that the smile is ugly," the other soldier laughed, "I don't know why, his laugh reminds me of the part where Haida Fuhai's father-in-law knew that Wei Xiaobao had found the emperor as a backer." Well, comrades-in-arms, what are you going to do, comrade general? ”
None of the people present were stupid, they looked at each other, and they all looked at the monitor that was turned off, and there was a raging fire of gossip in their eyes.
The "bar-click" monitor was turned back on, and several soldiers looked at each other excitedly, sneakily surrounding the monitor.
Comrade Major General maintained a zombie-like smile, and after scaring away more than a dozen patrolling soldiers along the way and paralyzing a logistics officer with a ghost in his heart, he finally came to the confinement room or confinement box where Zhu Run was held. After beating away the guards of the soldiers, Comrade Major General rubbed his face nervously to make himself look more amiable, and then opened the door to the confinement room.
"Is Mr. Zhu Run here?" The major general's face showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, and his tone was polite like a postman in the Oriental Kingdom, and he said, "Major General Zhou of the Huaxia XXX Department came to visit, I am disturbed, please forgive me......"
"Comrade Major General! You took the wrong medicine," Zhu Run walked out of it slowly and said, "Why are you pretending to be a little devil?" Well, it's a nice day. He stretched as he spoke.
Comrade Major General looked carefully and saw that the Mr. Zhu Da in front of him was clean and clean, and the white T-shirt on his upper body was as clean and refreshing as if he had just been washed, without a single peculiar smell. What's even more exaggerated is that in the 35-degree heat, he didn't even sweat a drop on his forehead. He couldn't help but feel a pang in his heart, and the smile on his face became brighter or more ugly.
As soon as he opened the door, he knew that due to the heat accumulation effect formed by the special design of this confinement room, the temperature inside was even hotter than the outside, reaching at least forty degrees. At this time, even if a strong man who can kill a tiger with his bare hands is sent in, it is estimated that he will die of dehydration in less than an hour. So how could Zhu Run, who could live so happily in it, be an ordinary person.
"Mr. Zhu said with a smile," Comrade Major General laughed, his eyes blinking quickly, as if he wanted to pretend to be cute, "The contemptible person has eyes and does not know Taishan, and he has offended Mr., and I ask Mr. for forgiveness." After speaking, he bowed.
"Boom!" Zhu Run was taken aback by him and took two steps back, "I said, you really took the wrong medicine, what kind of nerves, are you really possessed by a little devil?" ”
"Ugh!" Comrade Major General's face darkened, and he said with a forced smile, "Mr. Zhu said with a smile. That's the case, due to our work mistakes in the early stage, there were some misunderstandings, and Mr. Zhu was locked up for so long. I feel very sorry for this, so I came to apologize to Mr. Zhu today and inform Mr. Zhu that you are okay now, and you can leave later. ”
"Apologize?" Zhu Run glanced at him inexplicably, and said vigilantly, "Would you be so kind?" Yes! I know, you must be trying to catch a big fish with a long line, let me go first, and then secretly find someone to follow me, trying to find my comrades. Well, you're so insidious as a spy. ”
The major general rolled his eyes in his heart, and said in his heart that you have watched too many TV series, this year, put a long line, people only need to go out for half a minute, and they can send the information back with a mobile phone micro\blog, and we will catch a big fish after us.
"Mr. Zhu misunderstood," Comrade Major General smiled, "It's really our mistake in the early stage of work, which caused you trouble, by the way, for this matter, the Great Elder also criticized us fiercely!" Right! Criticize harshly. "In order to get out, this thing even pulled out the banner of the Great Elder without any discipline.
"The chief criticizes you for this?" Zhu Run pursed his lips, even more incredulous. He knows exactly what the Great Elder is busy with in the base these days, and it's okay for the other party to fool others.
"That's right! The Great Elder said that our work attitude was rude and affected the image of the country, so we must apologize," Comrade Major General bowed and said in a sincere tone, "Mr. Zhu, please forgive me." ”
"What the hell is going on with this thing," Zhu Run asked the customer service girl in his heart, "What's the conspiracy?" ”
"Seems to be scared." The customer service girl said, "He seems to treat you as a cultivator." Then she told her about the young man's cousin before he came here.
"Ugh! Hearing you say this, I really didn't pay attention, I haven't been to the toilet for ten days," Zhu Run was also scared into a cold sweat, "There won't be anything wrong with my body, what about those things that I eat, more than fifty pounds, where did they go." ”
"This is a side effect of the fifth-level protective clothing," the customer service girl said, "The protective clothing was originally worn by the cosmic people, and the strength of your body made its control chip mistake you for being in an extremely weak state, so the protective clothing began to actively exercise the muscles of your whole body to maintain the health of your body." The food you eat is digested, turned into nutrients and then built into muscles. ”
"Aren't I fifty pounds heavier?" Zhu Run pinched his obviously bulging arm curiously, "But why don't I feel it at all when I exercise." ”
"That's because the control chip of the protective clothing temporarily takes over your central nervous system after you fall asleep," the customer service girl said, "Your brain can't receive the feeling of pain, so naturally you don't know it, and after the workout is completed, the protective clothing eliminates the discomfort of the muscles, and of course you don't feel it when you wake up." ”
"I don't know how to feel," Zhu Run nodded, "So this thing is treating me as a cultivator?" ”
"I guess that's it." The customer service girl said, "Normally, if you see a person who only eats and doesn't pull for more than ten days, and lives more and more energetically, what would you think?" ”
"Oh! I see! Zhu Run glanced playfully at the comrade major general who was bent over, and did not speak for a while.
Cold sweat broke out on the forehead of Comrade Major General, and he said again: "Please forgive me!" After saying that, his waist bent lower, and it is estimated that it is more standard than that of the Orientals.
Zhu Run was very happy when he saw it, and let out a bad breath of being maliciously imprisoned, well, of course, in fact, he didn't feel any anger himself, and he was very comfortable, but there was no need to tell Comrade Major General.
Since you've mistaken me for a cultivator, I'll just pretend to be one. Zhu Run thought about it, his demeanor was extremely arrogant, and a sneer appeared on his lips: "Hehe! Comrade Major General can bend and stretch! Are you going to let me go first, and then notify the two people in your tent that day to check on my old bottom? ”
"Gurgle" Major General's heart beat suddenly, Zhu Run's words were undoubtedly admitting that he was a cultivator, because the two people in the tent that day were both invisible, and they were invisible to cultivators. Moreover, Zhu Run's words also really hit Xiao Jiujiu in his heart, and if he didn't invite a few cultivators to investigate, where would Comrade Major General still sleep peacefully.
"Mr. Zhu said he laughed!" The major general smiled extremely ugly, "Since Mr. Zhu is gone, naturally no one will bother Mr. Zhu anymore." ”
"I hope it's better too," Zhu Run's tone became very calm, "You'd better be able to remember that." Whenever someone comes to me in the future, I will go for your trouble, unless you, Comrade Major General, have someone by your side twenty-four hours a day. ”
"Yes! I understand! Don't worry, I'll keep it a secret, and if there's a bit of leakage, you can come to me. Comrade Major General said decisively. Since he was exposed by Zhu Run, it would be a bit silly for him to use this brain again. You must know that those cultivators are not his bodyguards, and their level is even higher than his.
That's right, he can ask the cultivators to help investigate Zhu Run in the name of the state, but the problem is that after the cultivators know that Zhu Run is also a cultivator, they may not immediately eliminate Zhu Run, it is more likely that they will invite Zhu Run to join them. And if Zhu Run insisted on taking revenge on him afterwards, it was estimated that those cultivators would only watch the excitement with a smile, and they would not say a good word for him.
"Good! Then I'll trust you," Zhu Run nodded haughtily, "Then I'll go." With that, he strode forward.
"You're good to go!" The major general looked at his back, wiped the cold sweat on his face, let out a sigh, and whispered, "Finally, this plague god has been sent away." But then he saw that Zhu Run had walked a few steps and turned back, and he couldn't help but feel nervous, and said with a dry smile: "I don't know what else you have to say, Mr. Zhu?" ”
"That ......" Zhu Run touched his head awkwardly and said with a smile, "That city is a bit far away, can you send a car...... Ha ha. In an instant, the arrogance of the cultivator vanished.
Comrade Major General's smile immediately froze on his face, and he said mechanically: "Good! ”
Monitoring room! Several soldiers glanced at each other tacitly, then turned off the monitor without saying a word, returned to their posts, and wiped their sweat fiercely......
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