Chapter 299: Until You Fall to Your Death
The so-called statement that he knows martial arts in Xiao Lanlan's mouth, Qin Zheng did not deny it as he did last time, which means that he acquiesced.
However, the little girl's look of surprise as if she had seen an alien was dismissive.
As for the so-called martial arts and non-martial arts, there is really no more precise definition of this aspect in Qin Zheng's mind, after all, in his opinion, a person like himself is just a person whose physical potential has been better developed, and he is especially good at all kinds of life-threatening techniques.
But whether it is defined as a simple killing technique, or the so-called martial arts in most people's minds, to put it bluntly, it is actually a specialty of people, a technology. It's like...... Go to New Oriental to learn stir-frying, or to drive an excavator in Lanxiang.
If you have to find some special places, it is nothing more than that there are very few people who know it, after all, this thing is not like driving an excavator, you can learn anywhere by paying some tuition, and you can learn a little more, Qin Zheng has a deep understanding of the complexity and cruelty of the process.
"Save it, just your little body?" Qin Zheng pursed his lips and dismissed the whimsical idea of the big-breasted sister without thinking about it.
Looking at the girl's look of being full of interest and eager to try, Qin Zheng couldn't cry or laugh. She really thought that she could be like on TV, a man and a woman stripping naked and hugging each other, and then a little heat came out of their bodies and they could suddenly become a master of flying away. If this is the case, the world will not be chaotic a long time ago.
I refused without thinking about it, and the big-breasted sister was not angry: "Why can't it, I'll be very serious, and people didn't say that I have to be as powerful as you, just teach me a little bit." ”
"I can't teach well." Qin Zheng looked at the girl speechlessly.
"Don't they all say that famous teachers make high apprentices!"
Although he was rejected repeatedly, Xiao Lanlan was still unwilling, and noticed that the trick of asking for soft words did not seem to work, so he suddenly had a plan, and then his face turned around, and he stared at Qin Zheng for a while with a smile that seemed to be smiling.
"People say that famous teachers produce high apprentices, and you can even teach a beautiful girl like me with such a talent, don't you think you can't do it, so you don't have confidence." The big-breasted girl had an expression of "I had discovered the truth", and stared at Qin Zheng directly.
"It's still talented, you really haven't seen it with your fine skin and tender meat......" Qin Zheng shook his head halfway through his words, and returned with the same tucked eyes. The other party's inferior agitation method naturally couldn't deal with him.
"Do you have to be thick-skinned to be talented? Hmph, just say, how can you teach me? The other party didn't eat soft and hard, which really made Xiao Lanlan, who thought he was invincible and witty and brave, have no choice, so he simply pouted and asked straight to the point.
At the age of a girl, she is always full of beautiful fantasies and yearning for all kinds of novelties, and it is understandable that the girl in front of her is so enthusiastic, but she will definitely not agree, because the reality is thousands of times crueler than her beautiful yearnings.
A curious little girl will be possessive when she is exposed to something that makes her curious enough. It's like a child suddenly sees another child playing with a toy that he has never seen before, and his first reaction is that this kind of thing must be very fun, but after crying and shouting for his parents to buy it for him, he finds that it is actually just like that, boring to death.
The joy of success is only satisfied for a while, but the disappointment brought by reality can last for a long time, and even the tragic thing that makes parents beat up in the process may happen.
"Actually, it's not impossible to teach you." At this time, Qin Zheng suddenly changed his words, smiled mysteriously at Xiao Lanlan, and said again: "However, this kind of thing is not something that everyone can learn, and you must first test whether you have talent." ”
"Really?" Xiao Lanlan was pleasantly surprised, and hurriedly said: "How to test, hehe, people are very powerful, they can definitely pass guò." ”
"Really?" Qin Zheng smiled evilly.
"Of course!" Xiao Lanlan straightened his chest: "You said, how to test, you can start after eating." ”
"First of all, you have to find a building, the kind that is tall enough." Qin Zheng has a way to go.
"And then?"
Xiao Lanlan was puzzled and asked, "What are you doing looking for a building?" ”
"You're jumping off the second floor." Qin Zheng said seriously.
"Huh? What kind of test is this, it will fall to death. The big-breasted girl's original expression of warm anticipation inevitably showed a little more timidity. Even Li Yunyun, who had been listening to the two of them next to her, had a round mouth, obviously frightened.
"Of course it's a test, see if your bones are good enough, have you ever seen a person who practices martial arts who can even fall from the second floor and fall to his death?" Qin Zheng said disapprerovingly.
Xiao Lanlan subconsciously looked up at the top after a short silence, as if he was on the second floor of the budget, and hesitated for a long time before he made up his mind: "I...... I shouldn't be able to fall to my death so easily, so let's give it a try...... Isn't that okay? ”
Qin Zheng shook his head and forced a smile: "Of course not, if you can't fall on the second floor, you have to try it on the third floor again." ”
"Third floor! Even if you don't fall to death, you're crippled, how can you learn martial arts? The big-breasted girl's face was pale, and her angry tone had already revealed a retreating look, but she was still unwilling to ask: "Is it okay if you fall to the third floor?" ”
"Of course not, if you can't die on the third floor, you can go up to the fourth floor." Qin Zheng said as a matter of course.
"What the hell is that?" Xiao Lanlan felt hopeless, feeling that this test was clearly deliberately aimed at herself, and immediately questioned angrily.
"Until you fall to death......" Qin Zheng finally couldn't hold back his laughter.
At this point, how could Xiao Lanlan not hear that Qin Zheng was simply entertaining himself.
Even Li Yunyun, who was nervous and frightened by Qin Zheng's words just now, couldn't help but cover her mouth at this time, and couldn't help giggling. "Brother Zheng, you are so bad, you are simply playing with Lanlan, where is it in such a test, it is clearly nonsense."
Xiao Lanlan was angry, staring at Qin Zheng with big watery eyes and said aggrievedly: "In the end, you just don't agree to my intentions, how can this be, people are really very sincere, okay." ”
"Then Lanlan, do you have any specialties that most people don't know?" Qin Zheng seemed to change the topic, and suddenly looked at Xiao Lanlan and asked.
Xiao Lanlan still looked angry, and his eyes when he looked at Qin Zheng changed from the previous brilliance to full of resentment, but he still nodded when he heard the words and said, "This...... There should be some. ”
"Pick up the best one." Qin Zheng said.
"Piano, it's too special." Xiao Lanlan thought for a while.
Qin Zheng is not surprised by this answer, such as the Xiao family's family background, for the cultivation of children will generally put a lot of effort into the cultivation of children, especially for the girls of the family, all kinds of aristocratic etiquette training is started from a young age, and the piano, which can best enhance femininity, is one of the essential items.
"Okay, let's take the piano, don't you feel very powerful and envious when you listen to others play before you learn." Qin Zheng asked meaningfully.
"Hmm." Xiao Lanlan, who didn't understand what Qin Zheng wanted to say, just nodded lightly.
"But when you start learning, I think the process is not easy, and even now I regret thinking about it, such a complicated thing, I would have known that I wouldn't have learned it." Qin Zheng's tone was soft, but he was extremely sure that he said to himself.
Learning the piano is not something that everyone will hate, and there are even many girls who enjoy the process.
But Qin Zheng can say so definitely at this moment, naturally it is not without his reason. If the big-breasted girl in front of him now is a quiet lady, then he really can't draw such a conclusion. But in fact,Such a beautiful girl who jumps out of ghosts.,It's strange that you can like that kind of quiet thing.,Even if it sounds like a good level now.,But it must have been forced to learn by the family.。
Li Yunyun looked at Qin Zheng in surprise, obviously surprised why he knew, and nodded busily: "Yes, yes, that's it, I feel so powerful when I watch others play, but when I find a teacher for me to learn, I am so painful, and my fingers are worn out many times......"
Qin Zheng smiled meaningfully: "So, in your opinion, those things that are very powerful in others that make you feel particularly envious and want, just because you only saw a good result and ignored its complicated and difficult process, but when you really go to learn, it will feel different, you will feel very difficult, you will regret wanting to give up, and even if you really learn, looking back, it is actually useless at all, right, but you seem to have suffered a lot of sins in vain." ”
Qin Zheng paused and continued: "The more powerful and enviable things seem to be, the greater the price you have to pay to get them. Giving and giving back are always reciprocal, so although there are some things that you envy, they are actually of little use to you, so why bother to pay so much, isn't it stupid? ”
Qin Zheng's words came to an abrupt end here, looking at not only the big-breasted girl, but even his little beauty was also thoughtful, and for the first time he felt that he had the potential to be a teacher......
"People seem to understand a little bit." Xiao Lanlan was silent for a while, and then looked up at Qin Zheng, with an epiphany: "You mean that learning martial arts is like learning the piano, it will be very boring and painful when you learn it, anyway, it's very difficult, isn't it?" ”
Qin Zheng made an old-fashioned and dignified look, and glanced at Xiao Lanlan with satisfaction, his eyes swept over the beautiful girl's full chest. It's said that the big breasts are brainless, and it seems that sometimes it's not accurate, at least now the big-breasted girl in front of her still looks quite smart.
"But you can teach me a little simple, it's said that people only learn a little bit, and don't be too powerful, I'll be satisfied if I can beat people." Xiao Lanlan waved her pink fist, still looking forward to it.
Qin Zheng:"¥%#*&"
It's a dog! It turned out that she inspired people for a long time, and the only role was just to waste her saliva, and this girl was still a thief.
"Lan Lan, I'll ask you something." At this moment, Li Yunyun suddenly poked the arm of the big-breasted girl sitting next to her, looking a little nervous.
"What's the matter?" Xiao Lanlan looked back at her best friend's somewhat abnormal appearance and wondered.
"Are you wearing leggings today?" Li Yunyun's cheeks were slightly red, and her voice was lower, but she still asked directly.
Xiao Lanlan: "What? ”
Qin Zheng: "What are you talking about?" ”
Li Yunyun's voice was very low, and she even didn't want Qin Zheng to hear it, but Qin Zheng still heard it, and when Xiao Lanlan was a little caught off guard by his best friend's question, Qin Zheng was also dumbfounded.
In public, he asked such a bold question, what's wrong with his little beauty?
"The middle-aged man opposite, when we were talking just now, I noticed that his eyes were always quietly looking under the table on our side."
Li Yunyun was blushed by the reaction of the two people, and pouted at the position behind Qin Zheng, and hurriedly said: "Lanlan, the skirt you are wearing today is so short, you must be careful, otherwise you will suffer." ”