091: Guaranteed not to hurt
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Jiang Hudong's eyes immediately began to shake, and Liu Shiyun also urged, "Brother Hudong, we are also very interested in this issue." They turned against each other, which made Jiang Hudong feel like he wanted to beat people, and he had a tiger face, and if he wanted to match the post-CG, he could completely paint this face red.
Li Donglai grinned and said, "Brother Hudong, you can't lie to the camera, Brother Shi is also watching." Quick answer, this is the time to increase the ratings by 2%, and you must not back down......"
These words drove Jiang Hudong to a dead end, no way, he could only smile shyly, and then said: "Actually, many people want to ask us this question, but we each have our own favorite people, and the hosting style is also different, in fact, there is no comparison." ”
"Ahh
Such an official answer immediately made everyone in the audience dissatisfied, and they fell back to their seats in frustration.
Jiang Hudong was happy alone, and he hurriedly asked: "Then Li Donglai, who is more powerful than international kung fu superstars Jet Li and Jackie Chan?" ”
Li Donglai smiled, waved his hand and said, "Actually, they practice external boxing, and I practice internal boxing." I haven't compared the different boxing methods, so I naturally don't know the answer. ”
"Ahh
There was another sigh in the room, and it was clear that this official answer was not what they wanted. But helplessly, it was Jiang Hudong who took the lead in destroying this atmosphere, and Li Donglai couldn't be blamed anyway.
Jiang Hudong couldn't make a plan and made another plan, and said: "Li Donglaixi, if your level is divided by grade, what level should you be at?" ”
"Level?" Lee Dong Lai smiled, this is a new word, the term is more applied to Korean kimchi games, they seem to be particularly fond of grading, even taekwondo is no exception. But not to mention, this kind of clear hierarchical differentiation has become popular all over the world, and people seem to be more receptive to this concise and clear means of dividing power, at least in China's online novels.
After thinking about it, he said: "If you divide it according to the five levels of the first glimpse of the door, the small success, the entrance to the house, the perfection of the furnace, and the generation of grandmasters, I should be at the peak stage of entering the hall, and then I will be perfect." ”
Everyone was stunned again, they were accustomed to accepting the hierarchical division of one, two, three, four, five, and naturally could not fully understand the essence of the five thousand years of Chinese writing. Li Donglai will not explain, anyway, the video will flow into China, as long as Chinese networks can understand it. It is not certain that the hierarchical system that he spoke of will be popular in China.
"Entering the house? Is it only the second level, and it doesn't seem like much? ”
Jiang Hudong deliberately made a look of contempt, tilted his head and even began to ignore the guests. The child's style suddenly made Li Donglai laugh, and said: "Brother Hudong, aren't you known as the invincible hero in the entertainment industry, why don't you test me and see how my level is, how about it?" ”
Liu Shiyun became interested, "Li Donglai, do you want to wrestle with Jiang Hudong?" ”
"Here?" Jiang Hudong was also stunned.
Li Donglai nodded, "That's right." Brother Hudong is not a knee Taoist, then please help me relieve my troubles. This is also one of my troubles, and now there are a lot of comments on the Internet questioning whether I can do kung fu, and many people don't think I'm good, they just think I can do some tricks...... There are more spicy remarks, but I obviously care a little more about them. ”
"It's too small here, isn't it, and I'm still wearing a Taoist uniform?" Jiang Hudong was still stunned, but the group had already handed over the binding rope used for wrestling, which made him completely speechless.
Li Donglai laughed, shrugged his shoulders and said: "It seems that PD also wants to see if I really have the strength, so what are we waiting for, come-on, this is the time to increase the ratings by 1%, is Jiang Hudong, a strong man in the world, afraid?" ”
"Ya Yixi, I can even speak English!" Jiang Hudong didn't hesitate anymore, stood up suddenly, and threw away the Taoist clothes on his body. Li Donglai also stood up, Liu Shiyun and Zhang Dongmin saw that something was going on, and immediately stood up as if they had been beaten to help empty the table and make space.
"A provocative word first!" Liu Shiyun shouted.
This is a common routine of Korean variety shows, saying cruel things.
Jiang Hudong also put on a contemptuous posture extremely skillfully when he heard this, gave Li Donglai a thumbs up, and said, "Yo, I will tear you to pieces." It was indeed ruthless enough, and the two people next to him also screamed, and the atmosphere was extremely lively.
Li Donglai smiled indifferently and said: "Brother Hudong, I will keep my hand in wrestling later, I promise that it will not hurt." ”
"Hiss~"
Although Li Dong was telling the truth, it sounded even more contemptuous and provocative to others. Jiang Hudong laughed and caused the fat all over his body to tremble, grabbed the back of his head with one hand, and made the signature gesture of high blood pressure. Liu Shiyun and Zhang Dongmin also hurriedly rushed over to stop him, and said: "Jiang Hudong, you can't just fall like this, this is the moment when the reputation of the world's heroes is concerned, and if you fall, you will lose." ”
Jiang Hudong laughed and finally regained his footing. Under Liu Shiyun's referee, the two knelt facing each other, grabbed each other's thighs and waist with both hands, and then slowly got up. This is the basic etiquette of wrestling, although Li Donglai is not very good at wrestling, he still understands a little bit of these things.
Liu Shiyun's hands were placed on the backs of the two, and as the countdown of 321 ended, the wrestling began immediately.
Jiang Hudong may have been really stimulated by this lawless newcomer, and as soon as he came up, he didn't leave any strength, and dragged Li Donglai up violently. Li Donglai didn't exert any force, his center of gravity shifted to his lower hips, and he jumped up with Jiang Hudong's strength, and then steadily changed directions and continued to stand firm, with a bright smile on his face from beginning to end, looking extremely relaxed.
But on the surface of this duel, Jiang Hudong had a slight advantage, and the people in the audience also yelled and shouted, Liu Shiyun and Zhang Dongmin ended the scene, and they kept shouting. At the beginning of the game, Jiang Hudong was really ruthless, and hugged Li Donglai as soon as he came up...... Good Opportunity, Attack...... Ah, it's a pity that Li Donglai nimbly avoided the attack. Let's look at it again, Jiang Hudong has attacked again...... Oh, it's a pity, Li Donglai avoided the crisis again, but it looks dangerous, Jiang Hudong is worthy of being a strong man in the world...... Oh, Jiang Hudong launched a second attack and launched a third attack in a row, what will be the result this time? …… Ah, I avoided it again...... However, it looks like Li Donglai's big words are about to blow through the cowhide, and now the situation is really dangerous......"
Li Donglai smiled speechlessly and said, "Brother Hudong, I've already asked you to attack three times, and I won't leave my hands this time." ”