Zhou Yan is not stupid, he can definitely hear the meaning of ridicule in the blog post, but it's a pity that he really doesn't understand this "smooth mouth" sentence at all, but he is embarrassed.

"Do you need a scene transition?"

At this time, the Universal Scene Transformer asked.

"Of course!" Zhou Yan was overjoyed in his heart and nodded secretly: "Quick!" ”

"In the scene transition, three, two, one!"

The scene around Zhou Yan suddenly changed, and at this moment, he was handsome, with a lupine scarf and a robe.

"What's going on?" Zhou Yan asked suspiciously, "What kind of scene is this converted to?" ”

"Seven steps into a poem." The universal scene converter said: "You should know the story of 'Cao Zijian's seven steps into a poem', right?" …… Now you are Cao Zhi. ”

Zhou Yan said bitterly: "Of course I know, I learned it in elementary school." But how can I have any talent for writing poetry in seven steps? …… Forget it, let me go back to reality and have a drink of penalty wine and lose some face. ”

"Khan ......" didn't expect that the universal scene converter also learned such a trendy word, it said: "Who asked you to write poetry?" You just need to pace slowly for seven steps, even if it's just singing nursery rhymes as you go......"

Is that okay too?

Long live the universal scene converter!

Without hesitation, Zhou Yan took seven steps gently......

Xin Kou sang: "Find, find, find friends, find a group of good friends, salute and shake hands, you are my good friend......"

In the eyes of this group of literati, it has become such a scene.

"Drink, drink......"

Even Zhou Yan himself couldn't imagine that the scene converted by the universal scene converter really made him recite the sentence "Drink, drink, drink".

That was the only sentence that could come to his mind just now.

At this time, Zhou Yan read this sentence as if he was joking.

"Drink, drink, drink?" Liu Dingqing's face was a little unbearable, and he groaned: "Isn't it that you are happy to get a wonderful sentence and laugh out loud?" ”

"Drink, drink, drink" sounds exactly the same as "hehehe".

Bowen sneered: "It is estimated that he can only drink and drink." ”

Yes, if you can't follow the rules to take this poem, according to the rules, you must drink.

"Zhou Xiaoyou is so young, I don't think he has much research on ancient poetry......"

Seeing that Zhou Yan continued to groan, someone broke the siege.

"I think that video must be fake." At this time, Bowen said coldly: "How can such a child really be able to 'penetrate the back of the paper' and 'enter the wood'?" Sensei said that he is so young, which of the thousands of us here is not amazingly talented, who has studied poetry and painting since childhood? Who can reach such a state? ”

He continued: "Looking at the past five thousand years in China, only Shusheng and Yan Zhenqing can have this skill!" Such a young man must use computer technology to modify the picture in order to have yesterday's video ......"

When these words were spoken, some of the people at the table nodded their heads, although they did not speak.

"Drink so much that there is no waste in the world."

As if he hadn't heard him speak, Zhou Yan continued to groan.

This sentence was chanted, and everyone was stunned for a moment.

Brilliant sentence!

Turn decay into a magical good sentence!

Originally, "drink and drink, drink and drink" was just a meaningless sentence composed of two boring repetitions, but with the addition of "drink the world", it has become a very catchy preposition.

"Wonderful!"

"This sentence is wonderful, wonderful!"

"Turning decay into magic, the two sentences are like a perfect combination, complementing each other - I can't imagine that I am fortunate to be able to hear this good sentence in this life, I really die without regrets!"

"A good sentence is made by nature, and a clever hand is occasionally obtained - the talent of Zhou Yan's little brother is really admirable!"

Even the blog post had nothing to say, so he could only blow his beard and whisper: "It's just luck......"

Although the voice was small, it was heard by Liu Dingqing beside him, and he said, "Luck? You'll have such luck I'll see? If it's luck -- according to you, all the good sayings in this world are nothing more than luck! ”

Bowen didn't dare to speak, in the face of Zhou Yan's two poems, he really couldn't find the slightest flaw!

"How do ostriches know about this fun? Have a lot of fun! ”

At this time, Zhou Yan chanted the last two sentences, the words were sonorous and moving!

"Good!"

Liu Dingqing took the lead and applauded.

Although this sentence is slightly inferior to the previous sentence in terms of style, the pride in this sentence is exciting!

The ostrich is naturally the kind of stupid bird that usually swaggers its toes and buries its head in the gravel when it encounters a fierce beast, leaving a fart and stock outside - in everyone's opinion, the current blog post is exactly that ostrich!

Comparing things with people, and it's so appropriate, it's really a wonderful sentence!

Everyone knows in their hearts that this ostrich is naturally a blog post - the smug look when he made a good sentence before is really like an ostrich!

And now, his face is blue, and he can't wait to bury his head under the table!

What's even better is that I used the idiom "enjoy it" used in the previous blog post, cleverly linked to the above, seamlessly, and added the three words "Jinruduo" in the last sentence, which made the sycophants of everyone here extremely refreshing and hearty!

The crowd applauded......

……

The scene turned back, Zhou Yan saw everyone applauding, and knew that he must have made a wonderful sentence just now, so he immediately nodded humbly and said: "The kid is only a shallow learner, but he shouldn't be so supportive by your seniors...... Please also ask the seniors for more advice! ”

What is the supreme state of zhaungbi?

That's it, that's it!

made such a good sentence, but he was not arrogant or impatient, he gave everyone a senior, and let everyone advise!

In the eyes of this group of old men, this is a typical example of "being humble and courteous, only reaching the world"!

"Bang Bang!"

"Bang Bang!"

"Bang Bang!"

No one took the lead, and everyone spontaneously applauded......

The applause lasted for more than half a minute, which was a recognition of Zhou Yan's talent, and even more so of Zhou Yan, a young man!

In the eyes of this group of old scholars, Zhou Yan is so talented, but he does not have the slightest arrogance, this is not "both ability and political integrity", what is it?

"I mention yì, how about everyone have a drink for this good sentence?"

Liu Dingqing said with a smile on his face, at the literary meeting held by himself, he was able to make such a good sentence, and his face also had light.

"Good!" Everyone toasted with joy, and like Liu Dingqing, they were all proud to be able to witness the appearance of such a good poem, proud!

Only Bowen muttered: "Today is to learn calligraphy, too lazy to waste effort with juniors on such unrelated things......"

Everyone understood that he was envious, jealous, and hateful, and they ignored him.

(Thank you to Brother Mu Xiaoxi for your many tips.)

It seems that everyone doesn't like this grammar very much, and then the energy is used less.

Serve in a bowl...... ）