Chapter 2: Sunny's Great Crisis
Usually girls have misconceptions about single men, thinking that the single man's residence must be dirty and messy. But in fact, this is not the case, dirty and messy is a trick used by single men to win the sympathy of young girls. In fact, according to unreliable surveys, the dwelling of a single woman is actually much dirtier than that of a single man.
Men are such animals, they don't mind the environment being a little messy, because that doesn't affect survival. But if it's really messy and can't stand Cheng dΓΉ, they will still tidy it up, and they will tidy it up thoroughly, because then they don't have to tidy it up for a long time. But this is not the case with women, who only care about whether the bed is in line with their hearts. The territory outside the bed is a wardrobe, and the place outside the wardrobe is a dressing table...... Especially for single women's homes that are rarely visited, it is advisable to say hello before planning to visit.
At the same time, in two houses adjacent to a high-end apartment, a man and a woman, who are also single, are doing completely different things.
Let's frame the picture on the wall, so that the contrast can be clearer.
The man came out of the bedroom, scratched his head like grass, went to the bathroom, and began to wash his face, brush his teeth, and shave; The woman rolled on the bed in the bedroom, a white leg thrown out of the quilt domineeringly, and her pink toes were painted with colorful nail polish.
After washing, the man returned to the bedroom with a black garbage bag and a laundry bucket and began to tidy up the room. On the other side, the woman finally woke up and ripped off the quilt covering her head, revealing a mane like Simba, the Lion King, oh, the head. The woman wore a s1oggi with a he11okitty pattern and struggled to get up from the bed, and walked to the bathroom in a daze, her eyes still open, and she hit the door frame. A little more sober, she put the toothbrush in her mouth, and didn't squeeze the toothpaste, just brushed it again and again.
The man flew to tidy up the clutter in the room, and all kinds of things, whether useful or not, were thrown into the garbage bag by him. As for the clothes, he picked them up and smelled them first, threw them into the laundry bucket if they smelled, and threw them on the bed because they could still be worn. By the time he dragged the garbage bag to the door and emptied the laundry bin into the drum washing machine, the woman sat on the toilet with a toothbrush in her mouth and fell asleep again......
To sum up, it can be seen that this man can actually be saved, and this woman seems to be lonely for the rest of her life.
"Ding-dong......"
The annoying ringing bell woke the woman from her sleep, and she looked around, her eyes dazed.
"I slept on the toilet again yesterday?" The woman was talking to herself, and it seemed that this was not the first time this had happened. She rubbed her eyes, took the toothbrush out of her mouth, threw it down the toilet and flushed it away. The bell was still ringing, and the woman finally figured out the situation, and it turned out that someone had called. She yawned, reached for a shake from the doorknob of the bathroom, and the smart home sensor system connected to her phone and connected the phone.
"Sunny, why don't you answer the phone? Dad asked me to come and see you, are you at home now, I'll come here. β
This extremely sloppy woman turned out to be Sunny, a member of the Hallyu Hall of Girls' Generation, who once led the Korean Wave! She has faded the aura of an idol, just like her name, just an ordinary 28-year-old leftover girl.
Ho...... It's twenty-eight years old. But she still looks like she is still in her twenties, and the years have left no trace on her face.
"Okay, eldest sister, bring me some kimchi, I'm done with kimchi." Sunny said coquettishly.
"I know, I have to make kimchi every time, Sunny, it's not that my eldest sister is willing to nag, you can also learn to cook, when you were a child, it was because of eating kimchi that you didn't grow tall......"
"Toot Toot Toot Toot ......" Sunny used his mouth to imitate the sound of a phone disconnection, reached out and waved it next to the doorknob, and the call ended.
"Say I'm not tall, and you're not that tall."
"What can I do about the genetics?"
"I cook my own meals? Ho, can't I get along with myself? β
Sunny muttered, quickly washed his face, and rushed out of the bathroom.
Back to storyboards.
The man washed his hands in the kitchen, and the cutting board next to him was piled with cut vegetable and meat filling, and the flour was in a basin, apparently preparing to make pasta; The woman came out of the bathroom, rushed straight into the bedroom, got under the bed and tinkered for a while, and a large pile of clothes was pushed out. There are bras, **, socks, silk scarves......
The man began to mix the dough, and the dough jumped between his palms, looking very skillful. The woman pushed the clothes from the bedroom to the living room, found the remote control under the sand, pressed the button, and the smart vacuum cleaner flew out of the corner and began to vacuum it. After a while, the smart vacuum cleaner alarmed, and there was a sound of saturation of capacity. The woman found the huge garbage bag and stuffed a large mess of things into it except for her clothes. It's the same with clothes, I don't have time to wash them now, so I throw them in plastic bags.
Men began to make buns, each with eighteen pleats, all of which were of average size. Half vegetarian and half meat, the combination of beef and shallots is very appetizing to look at; The woman had almost sorted out with the help of the smart home system, three large bags of garbage were piled up at the door, and three large bags were stuffed into the laundry room by her, and the door was locked, so no one could see it. The woman was tired and lying on the floor, panting heavily, and even her tongue sticking out, like a pet dog tired of playing with its owner.
The above shots show that women's explosive power is actually more than men imagine.
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Liu Yiyi has already put the buns into the cage drawer, a total of six drawers. There are three families on this floor, and each neighbor has two drawers, and then keeps two drawers for his own food. He thinks so, it seems a little stingy to send a drawer, but it's too lazy to pack. Besides, why do you eat so many steamed buns, everyone is from the country of oriental etiquette, and the emphasis is on courtesy and affection. There are eighteen of two drawers, and the meaning is right.
Stupid......
Liu Yi stared at the steaming cage drawer, and Sunny stared at the floral-patterned ceiling, the two of them stiffened in sync.
Bite! At twenty o'clock, the steamed buns were cooked, and Liu Yi recovered from his sluggishness, picked up the two plastic lunch boxes he bought yesterday, and put the buns into them one by one.
"It's good to get a little chili soy sauce, what to use, by the way, plastic wrap plastic wrap...... Ma Ma said that if you want to give a gift, you have to give a full set... Don't accept brain platinum for gifts, brain platinum, ah ah......" Liu Yi's head was on the wrong line again, and he hummed while filling soy sauce with plastic wrap.
Sunny finally got up from the floor and looked at the three huge garbage bags in the doorway, feeling a little dizzy.
"These relatives are taller than me, how can they move......" Sunny sighed sadly, only at this time would she reflect on what she had done. Alas, let's see if the uncle next door who is practicing bodybuilding is not at home, otherwise I can only go to the property for help, uh-huh... Shame on the dead! β
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'Son, mom told you something, this person is away from home, distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, you must have a good relationship with your neighbors. Don't worry, we can't afford to lose, today you listen to your mother's words to wrap some buns and send them, and the next day you will go to his house for dinner, he is embarrassed to pick you up, your food is clear, we can't lose anything. β
Standing at the door of the neighbor's house, Liu Yi's head seemed to sound his mother's earnest teaching before boarding the plane.
Knock knock...
Liu Yi knocked on the door of No. 9o3, he lives in 9o1, this 9o3 is the door, there is a 9o2 in the middle, Liu Yi plans to go again in a while, so that he will go home after speaking, and he will not have to go back again.
Knock knock...
Still no one opened it, Liu Yi leaned on the door mirror and looked in, but didn't look at anything.
"Did you go to work? I've got you at the door, neighbor. Liu Yi muttered to himself, and put a box of buns at the door just in the way of blocking the door, so that whether the neighbor went out or went home, he could always show up. Turning around, Liu Yi was surprised that the door of the 9o2 room didn't know when it opened. He was happy, thinking that the neighbor was going to be at home, and now the dinner was over. But when he came over and glanced at it, he was immediately disappointed, there was no one in the room at all.
"Forgot to close the door? What if you run into a thief, but luckily you ran into me!. Liu Yi muttered, put the lunch box with the bun on the shoe rack, and thought about it and felt that it was inappropriate, wouldn't this mean that he had come in? It's easy to tell, after thinking about it, Liu Yi still retreated, ready to put the lunch box at the door like the previous one.
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Sunny was scared to death, she had just walked out of the house with her front feet, and before she could touch the doorbell of Uncle Bodybuilder's house, she heard footsteps coming from behind. She couldn't see through the door, but she could feel it. The guy was a man, and certainly a tall man, as you could tell from the footsteps.
A lot of terrifying images popped up in Sunny's head in an instant, and he was uneasy, could it be that the matter of living here was exposed, what was this person doing? Voyeuristic journalists? Crazy fan? ****οΌ Mom, what should I do?
Sunny didn't dare to squeak, she cowered in the corner behind the door, her hands covering her mouth, praying in her heart that this man should leave quickly, and when he was gone, she would pack up her things and move out tomorrow!
The footsteps were getting closer, and Sunny listened with his ears pricked up, his body shuddering a little. She glanced down at what she was wearing, and her heart suddenly cooled. When she came out, she was in a hurry, and she only put on a sack-like pajamas, although she didn't leak anything, but her body curves were exposed. Taeyeon has said that this is the most ****** outfit. Sunny wants to cry without tears, the ** on the other side of the door panel will definitely be crazy when he sees himself like this, and he can't beat him, what should I do......
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