Zhang Qiusheng said a word and asked rhetorically: "I'm a loach, so what are you?" ”

Li Mantun said: "I'm afraid we are carp. Sun Buwu also said: "It doesn't matter if it's a crucian carp." We are the most honest. ”

Zhang Qiusheng suddenly asked again: "Do you know how carp or crucian carp give birth?" ", this guy is going around and around here again. The two students again adopted a policy of ignoring them.

Ignore me, right? Zhang Qiusheng said to himself: "Carp or crucian carp are not as responsible as other animals. The male puts the child seriously in the mother's womb, so that the child can be nurtured and grown in the mother's womb, which is safe and can get a good education and high-quality nutrition.

Carp or crucian carp are extremely sloppy, and they scatter their children into the water and the children try their luck on their own. If you touch it, you will become a small fish, and if you can't touch it, you will go with the flowing water, or be eaten by other big fish.

You and those two Japanese women are in the same pool, can you be sure that your children are honest and don't stick their heads out? If one or two of the bold ones ran out of you without you noticing, and they just got into the woman's belly, hehe, hehe, hahahaha——。 Zhang Qiusheng couldn't straighten his waist with a smile, looking like a schadenfreude.

Sun Buwu looked at Zhang Qiusheng with a disdainful mouth, and said, "I have never heard of a woman who washes her belly big when she takes a bath with a man." ”

Zhang Qiusheng said with a smile: "If you haven't heard of it, can it mean that you don't have it?" How much do you ask? No matter how great your knowledge is, you can surpass Confucius? Do you know what the name of Confucius's son is? Sue sù you, called Kong carp. Confucius has nothing to say about his learning, right? Dacheng Most Holy Teacher, that knowledge is great.

Why did such a learned person give his son such an uneducated name? Maybe he got it out of the water with his wife. He was an open-minded man and openly announced the origin of his son. And so did his old man. Confucius is the crystallization of his father and mother.

What does it mean to know Noai? It is not in bed at home, but in the wild. In that wilderness, there are usually either mountains or water, and who knows if it is in the mountains or in the water? ”

Li Mantun gritted his teeth and scolded: "I'm cāo, all fucking bullshit!" How can it be such a coincidence? "Li Mantun doesn't know anything about the birth of life. The widespread sexual ignorance and reproductive ignorance of that era were not understood by everyone.

Zhang Qiusheng actually didn't understand, he was purely fooling these two people. Li Mantun had suffered Zhang Qiusheng's loss, and the last time he fooled him in Shenyang that he had AIDS, which scared him enough, this time he said that he didn't believe this guy.

Zhang Qiusheng nodded and said, "Also, this is purely a small probability event, and ordinary people can't touch it if they want to." But the problem is that the two of you are small probability people yourself, and it is not surprising that you will encounter something that happens once-in-a-lifetime.

You say not? You're just the general public? , you guys. Lao Li, you yourself said that only one out of every million people is suitable for cultivation, and only one out of every 10,000 people who are suitable for cultivation can get the opportunity to cultivate the truth, and only one in ten of the people who can get the opportunity to cultivate the truth are fortunate enough to enter the Xuanmen Authentic Sect. You said it yourself, right?

You see that such a small probability of things has happened to you, and you are now the authentic Xuanmen. Lao Li is still an ancestral business, but what about Lao Sun? The probability of Lao Sun is even smaller. ”

Li and Sun looked at Zhang Qiusheng and thought to themselves, can you even do this? Zhang Qiusheng also looked at the two of them and said, "Okay, reincarnation is a technical job. You have great ability, you will be reincarnated, and others cannot compare with you.

Then my grandfather tightened his belt and bought a sword for half a million dollars, why does it seem that he bought it specifically for you? Twenty or thirty years ago, half a million dollars was really worth a lot of money, unlike the depreciation of the dollar now. Without this sword, you two would have died. ”

For Zhang Qiusheng risking his life to save them, Li and Sun are heartfelt thanks and unforgettable. But he was very dissatisfied with Zhang Qiusheng's nonsense, Li Mantun said: "If you don't have that sword, you will die, and the three of us will finish playing!" ”

Zhang Qiusheng shook his head and shook his head again, and then said, "I won't die!" Don't dare to brag about anything else, my Lao Zhang's escape kung fu is first-class. If you don't have that short sword, you will find that the situation is not right, and Lao Tzu will run away. Lao Tzu didn't even go back to the hotel until he ran to Tokyo Bay, and when he saw which ship was going to sea, he immediately jumped on it. I don't believe that the Taoist leaders of Ashiya would dare to chase them to China.

If they really want to chase China, they don't need me to do anything at all. Those Maoshan Taoist priests, Laoshan Taoist priests, those who draw talismans and chant mantras, and those who dance gods are not rushing up? ”

Li and Sun agreed with Zhang Qiusheng's words, Shi Shen is a good thing. It is a must-have product for people who cultivate truth to travel at home. Usually, Xiuzhen people can't come to Japan in a group if they are not united, so I finally hope that they will come to China, and they are not all fighting to be the first to have fun?

But then again, Zhang Qiusheng's words are unbearable. Li Mantun Lala, Sun Buwu, hinted that he should leave this guy quickly. Cherish brain cells and stay away from Zhang Qiusheng.

As soon as Li and Sun's buttocks left the ground, Zhang Qiusheng laughed again and said, "I just thought, the uncle of the gatehouse on the twenty-first day, hahahaha——。 Li and Sun couldn't help but sit down again, why did they get involved with the porter again?

I only heard Zhang Qiusheng say while laughing: "Hehe, the porter suddenly saw two women, wearing Japanese kimonos, with big bellies and asking the uncle: 'Excuse me, which classroom are Li Mantun and Sun Buwu in?' 'Hahahahaha——。

The uncle asked, 'May I ask what your surname is, who are they, and what is the matter with them?' A woman in a kimono said, "My name is Matsushita trouser belt, her name is Sakagami Ranzao, and Li Mantun and Sun Buwu are our baby fathers." ’

The uncle's head was dull and he didn't react for a while, so he asked: 'Daddy Wa'? What about the baby? The two Japanese women patted their stomachs and said, 'Here we are!' 'Hahahaha——。 ”

Li and Sun's faces turned pale. As I just said, the common sexual ignorance and reproductive ignorance of the people of that era. Not to mention middle school students, many of whom don't even know where they came from.

Some of the boys are in high school, and they ask their mothers where they are from. The irresponsible mother said that he was picked up from the garbage heap, and the responsible mother said that he was taken out of her armpit through an opening in her armpit.

Students like Li and Sun have a wide range of knowledge, and they still know some sexual knowledge, but they really don't know how a woman conceives and how to conceive.

I didn't care about it just now, because I had the irresponsible idea that even if those two Japanese women were pregnant and it was none of my business, they were willing to go to the hospital to have a baby. But if these two Japanese women run to the twenty-first middle school, they still have two big bellies? Damn, I can't think about it.

Zhang Qiusheng continued to imagine whether these two people lived or died: "The twenty-first middle school must have exploded." It doesn't matter to the boys, maybe there are still a lot of people who admire you, and you can make other women's stomachs bigger every second, how much ability is this? It's amazing.

The girl must have been scolding. Bah! Li Mantun and Sun Buwu are really shameless! None of that matters, does it? The key is that Lao Tzu is about to be a father, everyone else is more than 20 or 30 years older than his son, and Lao Tzu is only sixteen or seventeen years older than his son, which is called bullishness.

But someone from the Family Planning Commission came. You are having an illegal pregnancy and must have an abortion. The family planning leader looked at it again, and Nima was a Japanese woman.

If Japan does not practice family planning, this fetus cannot be vaccinated yet, otherwise it will cause diplomatic disputes and provide shells to international anti-China forces. The Family Planning Commission will not be able to come out with this breath, and it will definitely take down the excellent red flag of family planning in the 21st Middle School.

The No. 21 Middle School, a rotten school, has not received any red flags since the beginning of liberation, and the only red flag is family planning. It's been taken out now, Lao Ji is going to copy the kitchen knife and find the two of you desperately, and I'll have your surname. ”

Li and Sun are really stupid now, Li Mantun asked stupidly: "Then what should I do?" ”

Sun Buwu said: "Why don't you talk about it and ask them to beat the child?" ”

Zhang Qiusheng glared at Sun Buwu: "Nonsense, those two women are still between the two sayings whether they are pregnant or not, why should they call people to beat the child?"

Besides, Japanese women are different from Chinese women. In the great liberation of Chinese women, it is generally up to them to make their own decisions whether their children are beaten or born. Even if they don't call the shots, there are family planning commissions to help them make decisions.

Japanese women still have the problem of marrying a man and marrying a man, dressing and eating, as long as they are pregnant with a child in their womb, they must have a baby, and there is no family planning commission in Japan to help people have a baby.

Besides, you people yesterday, and today you ran to say that you don't want children. That's too unmanly, isn't it? It's too unforgiving, isn't it? What do you make the Japanese think of us Chinese men? Say that we Chinese men are cowards, dare not do it? Eat dry and clean and walk away with your pants, no responsible attitude at all?

Japanese women are not afraid, but we Chinese men are afraid, are we ashamed or not? You just beat that sycophant and said that his brother was irresponsible to other girls. Why, when it comes to your own head, it's the same thing? No matter how ugly people are, they will lose them at home behind closed doors, and you will lose them internationally if you lose them. ”

Damn, this is not that nor that, and I don't let people live! Li and Sun are annoying, very annoying, and they have never been annoying. How can you wash out such a big thing after taking a bath? Why don't other people do anything about women, and when it's our turn, these things happen?

For the rest of the afternoon, Li and Sun's heads hung down on their necks, and they were listless and couldn't lift their breath.

It wasn't until I went back to the hotel for dinner that some of my classmates, who were usually honest, insisted on going out shopping. The reason is that it's the last day, and I haven't even seen what the bustling streets of Japan look like, and it's too unjust not to go shopping, and it's not easy to go back to school, classmates, and family.