The second update -

On the left hand side sits a female demon king, and on the right hand side sits an elf queen, and it is a rhythm of one good and one evil, one black and one white. Lin Bai suddenly remembered what happened in the hot spring pool a few nights ago, and couldn't help but sweat profusely. The female demon king said to the elf queen, "Hey, that hypocritical woman over there, haven't you been peeking at my snack box?" From today, it will be given to you. ”

"Huh?" The elven queen was a little surprised: "Aren't you very precious about that box?" Why did you send me? ”

"This king wants to lose weight." The female demon king said solemnly: "I swear not to eat snacks again." ”

The elven queen smiled, "But the elves can't take other people's things for nothing without labor." ”

The female demon king snorted, "Don't forget it, this king throws it away." ”

The elf queen smiled: "That's good, I'll pick it up after you throw it away, so that it won't be considered to be taking other people's things for nothing, it can be regarded as waste recycling and reuse, and there is no waste of food." ”

Lin Bai: "......"

If Lin Bai is no longer a virgin, he will definitely pick up the elf queen now, drag it into the small black room and spoil it enough, this woman is simply too infamous, it will make men feel that they must be trained well, and the eighteen appearances must be placed in every way, otherwise it will be difficult to eliminate the grievances in their hearts.

The female demon king snorted, she was not as surprised as Lin Bai, the elf clan is indeed a kind race, but the queen of the elf clan is a queen after all, to put it to the bone, it can be regarded as a political family, how can the political family not be smart? In this regard, the Demon King clan is not so complicated, because the Demon King clan is a demon king who fights with fists, not by playing with his mind.

"Xiaobai, please help throw away the snack box, this king can't do it himself." The Witch King had a resolute but resolute expression.

I'm dizzy, I obviously can't get my hands on it, and I still pretend to be a righteous annihilation, who is it to show me? Lin Bai returned home and found the female demon king's snack box, which was piled up with a lot of messy and nameless snacks, and even a lollipop...... What the hell is this meowing for a girl at what age? Lin Bai peeled off the lollipop package, stuffed it into his mouth, and only kept a small stick outside his mouth, which looked like a little rascal, and then walked out with the box.

The Demon King's eyes were chasing the box, and so was the Elf Queen's......

Lin Bai threw the box at the Elf Queen's feet: "Okay, I've already thrown it!" ”

The elf queen immediately bent down and picked up the box: "Oh, such a good thing, who is throwing it around?" Forget it, I picked it up and reused it for waste. The smile on the woman's face remained the same, she opened the box, found a "tiramisu" from it, skillfully peeled off the package and stuffed it into her mouth, and said while chewing: "This thing tastes really good, is it possible for our elves to produce it?" ”

"No way, don't even think about it." Lin Bai snorted at her, "The technical content in this is not something that your elf village can take. ”

"Then we have to introduce the production line." The Elven Queen said seriously: "But electricity is always a trouble, I heard that you have built a small hydropower station next to Black Dragon City, can I pull a wire from you?" ”

Lin Bai: "......"

Is there any mistake? How long has this woman been in the human world? How can you already use this modern knowledge proficiently? Lin Bai felt very frightened, is this woman's IQ too high?

The elf queen smiled at Lin Bai: "I have seen the power of science and technology with my own eyes, of course, I have to study and learn technology-related knowledge seriously, every day when I study cookies, I will turn on the technology channel of the TV to watch it." ”

Lin Bai covered his face: "How much do you understand Huaxia?" ”

"Hmm...... About fifty percent. ”

I rub it, it's amazing! Lin Bai was so impressed that he threw himself to the ground. If this woman continues to develop like this, within half a month, Lin Bai will no longer want to use modern things to fool her, maybe he will be fooled by her instead. Fortunately, this woman was generally a person from the good and orderly camp, if she was a dark elf, Lin Bai would have to strangle her at this time, lest she make a mess of the human world.

At this time, the elf maid took a book out of the house and handed it to the queen, the queen opened it casually, and then looked at it seriously, Lin Bai leaned over and took a look, obediently my mother, the Chinese textbook for the sixth grade of primary school...... This is the rhythm of leaving the level of elementary school students and entering middle school.

"Having said that, you are studying Huaxia so hard just to study and make more and better cookies?" Lin Bai couldn't help but ask.

"That's exactly what I thought when I first came into this world." The elf queen said seriously: "But after living in this world for a while, I found that cookies or something are just small paths, this world has many avenues that I want to know, and some high-end technology, ordinary people don't even have the opportunity to come into contact with it, so I decided to work hard to improve my social status in this world, so that I have more opportunities to come into contact with higher technology." If you want to improve your social status, you must be proficient in the language, so now you must learn Huaxia first, and at the same time, you are also learning English. ”

Lin Bai felt more and more frightened: "So, after learning the language well, how do you improve your social status?" ”

"Take the civil service exam!" The elf queen only used one sentence, and Lin Bai almost foamed at the mouth and fainted to the ground, okay, sure enough, it was the political family.

I couldn't discuss this nameless topic with her anymore, Lin Bai had nothing to say. At this time, the elf princess also came out of the house, she was wearing the pink dress that Lin Bai bought for her, she looked pure and beautiful, and greeted everyone in extremely lame Chinese language: "Good evening!" ”

Lin Bai wanted to complain that she was wrong, and now she should say "good morning", but compared her cute and cute natural stay with the smart elf queen, I don't know how to feel that the princess has become cute, this is just like a girl, the queen is only like a female goblin.

Lin Bai held the princess's hand and burst into tears: "Okay! You're right. ”

"Am I right? Great, I'm afraid the greeting is wrong. The princess smiled happily: "Then I repeat, good evening everyone." ”

"Don't teach my daughter." The elven queen pulled the princess to her side and smiled, "It's morning, and you should say 'good morning' in Huaxia language, and 'Good_morning' in English." ”

'Huh?' 'The spirit of the drum', a spirit of beating the drum? It's scary! The princess's face was pale: "Why do you greet you with such words early in the morning?" ”

The Elven Queen sighed: "Alas, I am a smart life, why do I have a stupid daughter? How will you take over my class and manage the elves in the future? ”

"Mr. Demon King, let's go, it's time for us to go to work." The elf princess smiled and said, "Didn't Director Lao Mouzi say that he was going to shoot a new plot today?" You're going to play a middle-aged man......"

Lao Mouzi's literary film has begun to shoot the second stage, that is, the male protagonist begins to get old, but the heroine is still pure and beautiful, they are forced to move to a place where no one knows them, in front of outsiders, the heroine has to call the male protagonist Dad, but after the two return home, they are a loving couple.

At this stage, the acting skills of the elf princess are no longer required, and the main requirement is for the male lead, that is, for Lin Bai, he must perform the temperament of a middle-aged man, which is also quite challenging for Lin Bai. He has never acted professionally, and it is really not easy to play this kind of role.

Lin Bai's filming on this day was shouted dozens of times by the old Mouzi who kept improving, and it was not until the twenty-fifth time that a set of shots finally passed, and the next shots were even more difficult, they had to be guests at the neighbor's house, and had dinner with the guests as father and daughter, and after returning home, the two had to kiss passionately immediately, and then get into the bed bed to shoot another bed scene.

"The Black Forest, Act 142...... Eksh! ”

With Lao Mouzi's order, Lin Bai and the elf princess, as well as two supporting actors, sat at a table and began to pretend to eat, although it was said to be a fake meal, but the food on the table was real, Lao Mouzi did not allow flaws in his movie, of course it was impossible to get a table of fake meals to act, they were all real dishes that had just been called from the restaurant. The elf princess looked delicious, smiled and took a piece of fried shredded beef into her mouth and chewed happily.

"Very good, the innocent appearance is very good." Lao Mouzi was greatly satisfied: "Even if the heroine has been in this innocent state even if it has been decades since the end of the film, this is the effect I want." ”

Looking at Lin Bai again, he is not satisfied, the middle-aged man played by Lin Bai is still not very good, he can only be said to be barely able to pass, and his temperament is really not very similar.

"Cards!" Lao Mouzi said depressedly: "Boss Lin, you really can't play a middle-aged person." ”

Lin Bai was also helpless: "Then what am I going to do?" ”

"I want to think about it......" Lao Mouzi suddenly slapped his thigh: "By the way, you get drunk, it is said that a creature like a man, once drunk, is easy to become a drunk middle-aged uncle, with his own uncle temperament, so it may work." ”

"Really?" Lin Bai didn't believe it very much, but everyone said so, let's try it, and I can't always make trouble for the crew, so I took a bottle of Erguotou from the hands of the props team and poured it into my stomach, and sure enough, as soon as the wine came up, people were a little groggy and not as energetic as young people. Coupled with the "aging" makeup that the makeup artist applied on his face, Lin Bai really had the temperament of a middle-aged uncle.

"Well done, that's it, start over! Units are ready to ...... Eksh! ”R1152