Chapter 17 Love and Calling Flower Chickens
"This black chicken was born from the death of Tianmu Peak, specializing in eating all kinds of poisonous insects, but the chicken is the most yang thing in the world, which causes the internal organs of the black chicken to be full of yin qi and extremely poisonous, while the meat is full of yang energy, which is delicious."
Fahai carried the neck of the black chicken, with a profound expression, "So, eating the black chicken, eating the taste, tasting is contradictory~"
"How much more attention is paid to eating a chicken?" Fa Er glared.
"Talking about food culture with you is like playing the piano to a cow."
Fahai shook his head boringly, pinched the long beak of the black chicken with his left hand, and took out a large jar of old wine and a small packet of seasoning from the mustard bag with his right hand, mixed it thoroughly and poured it into the belly of the black chicken.
"Isn't this the Fenjiu used by Shi Niang when she cooks fish?" When Fa Er saw this wine jar, he suddenly felt very familiar.
"Don't ask so much if you want to eat." After that, Fahai took out another cowhide water bag and threw it to Fa Er, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and mud." ”
"And mud? Or with wine? Seeing that Fahai's face sank, Fa Er hurriedly lowered his head, "Okay, I'll go right away." ”
Fahai ignored Fa Er, and after pouring most of the jar of wine into the belly of the black chicken, he slapped it directly on the chicken's head, and scolded with a smile, "After drinking four catties of liquor, you dare to pretend to be dead for me?" ”
Small-bellied chicken intestines are said to be extremely fine intestines of chickens, which have excellent digestion and are very thorough in their absorption of alcohol. No, four catties of high drinking, coupled with Fahai's slap, this unlucky black chicken suddenly staggered to his feet, played a set of majestic "drunken chicken fists" on the ground, and then fell to the ground and remained silent.
This is just the beginning, Fahai saw the black chicken fall to the ground, took out a large jar of Fenjiu and put it on the ground, and then took out a piece of silk to tie the black chicken's wings and claws together.
Fa Er had already reconciled the wine mud at this time, and was staring at Fahai curiously with a pair of big bull's eyes, seeing that he took out three jars of Fen wine in a row, his heart couldn't help but be full of questions, how much cooking wine did the senior brother steal from the master and the master this time?
"Come over here and help, pick it up and stuff it upside down for me."
Hearing Fahai's greeting, Faji hurriedly went over and picked up the turkey, and stuffed its head into the wine jar like a green onion.
The drunken black chicken was choked by the wine, and struggled to the death again, but unfortunately he was tied to death, and with the strong man of Fa Er, the resistance was in vain, and gradually, it drowned again.
By the time Fahai pulled out the chicken's head, the poor black chicken had already had more air out and less air in.
"Amitabha, sin and sin. This is even more cruel than the ten tortures~" Fa Er looked at Fahai's delicate face, and somehow felt extremely hideous.
Guan Hai casually spilled the jar of Fenjiu, although this inferior Fenjiu is not worth a few pennies, but Fa Er, who is used to living a hard life, still feels a little wasteful.
"The rest of the wine is full of poisonous insects......," Fahai explained, and poured the remaining half of the wine from the first jar into the belly of the black chicken, and the black chicken at this time had no reaction.
"We're almost done." Fa Hai said as he grabbed Fa Erhe's mud, smeared it layer by layer on the black chicken's body, wrapped it densely, and wrapped it into a large mud ball that was half a person high.
"Senior brother, can you still eat this?"
Fa Er couldn't stand it anymore, "Senior brother, I remember that in the past, you used to make a flower chicken, and after the chicken was slaughtered and cleaned, you stuffed the green onion into the belly of the chicken, and then roasted it on the fire, how could it be so troublesome?" ”
"That's the beggar's version, this time it's the emperor's version, hmph, if I hadn't promised you earlier, plus I'm in a good mood today, do you think I'd go to such great lengths to do it for you?" Fahai snorted.
"But how dirty is this?" Fa Er pointed to the "big mud ball" and said.
"Dirty? This is called defeat, and you will know in a moment. Hurry up and bring me all those thorny rattans. ”
The ebony on Tianmu Peak is as hard as a stone, and it is not suitable for fuel at all, but fortunately, thorn rattans are everywhere on this mountain, and after a while, Fa Er piled up a hill of thorn rattan in the clearing, and Fa Hai then asked Fa Er to move the "big mud ball" up and set it on fire.
"Such a big lump of mud, can these rattans be cooked?" Fa Er looked at the unhurried flames and said worriedly.
"It may not have worked before, but now ...... Let's thank the Wudang disciples again. ”
Fahai smiled and took out a handful of red powder, "These are the fire dragon powder used to increase temperature during alchemy, not to mention a mere black chicken, even stainless steel can melt him." ”
Pick up a small pinch of fire dragon powder, sprinkle it casually, in an instant, the originally unhurried bonfire suddenly became high, as the bonfire burned more and more, the mud ball became drier and drier, gradually, the big mud began to crack, a vague smell of meat began to float out along the crack, floating in the air, into the nose of the two.
Faji swallowed a mouthful of saliva......
Fahai picked up Fa Er's ring knife, moved the large mud balls smoked into black charcoal-like to the laid cloth, and then gently knocked and peeled off, even the mud and feathers were peeled clean, and the fragrant and tender chicken was presented in front of the two with a rich aroma of wine.
Fa Er couldn't help but swallow a mouthful of saliva......
"Is it still dirty this time? If it's still dirty, don't eat it, No, I've got dried steamed buns here......" Fahai quipped with a slightly amused look.
"There are such delicious fools who eat steamed buns, senior brother, this time I really had an epiphany, if I were a beauty, I would definitely marry you."
Although Fa Er's compliment was not technical, Fahai still had a little pride after hearing it, "Epiphany and epiphany, that is, sudden enlightenment, as long as you follow me, eat this meal, are you still worried that there will be no next meal?" Ha ha. ”
There is no meat and no wine, Fahai is simply extravagant to the end, and took out two jars of Fen wine, and the senior brothers drank deliciously, drinking happily, and their mouths were full of oil, which was not enjoyable.
"Let's have another toast for today's deliciousness, for the black chicken that sacrifices oneself for others, and for the Wudang disciples who do good deeds without leaving their names or keeping diaries!!"
Fahai has always been a person who loves to enjoy, like in the TV in the previous life, he was lazy in his previous life, and he became a hard-working maniac when he was reincarnated, Fahai felt that it was pure nonsense.
The so-called country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to change. The nature of Fahai I is to work hard and enjoy life, and in this life, it still hasn't changed. In his opinion, there is no contradiction between serious cultivation and enjoyment of life, and God has given you a chance to be reborn, not to let you be forced to suffer in another way.
What is the use of those who do not know how to enjoy life, even if they are immortal?
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Fa Er's drunken eyes were hazy, holding the wine jar, he poured a sip, and a mouthful of wine grew, "Senior brother, you said that we eat meat and drink wine and don't abide by the rules and precepts, are we not respecting the Buddha?" ”
"As long as you don't get seen by the Buddha."
"Isn't there a Buddha with thousands of incarnations?"
"Yes, but for us, the incarnation of the Buddha is the poor people in this world, as long as we can save the world from time to time with a compassionate heart, it is the greatest respect for the Buddha, even if we receive some payment, the Buddha can understand, after all, he used to do the same thing, right?"
"Senior brother, don't talk to me about Zen Buddhism, I can't argue with you, say in my heart, senior brother, do you respect the Buddha?"
"Respect!"
"Why?"
"Without the Buddha, I might be lying down at this time for a memorial service, how could I have the opportunity to sit here and drink wine and eat meat with you?"
"I don't understand ......"
"You don't need to understand, there are some things that cannot be explained, and the Buddha said that you can't say it."
"Senior brother, then how do you say that one person can fall in love with another?"
"Without it, you will be fated."
"Hey, no wonder Cui'er doesn't look down on me, my head was born sharp and flat, it seems that I am destined to be alone in this life."
"Don't be discouraged, you know, even if it's a piece of, there will always be a day when you meet a shell."
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