Grunt

Xue Laosan was lying on his clothes, facing the stars in the sky through the lotus leaves, contemplating his mind, but his stomach began to protest.

Xue Laosan then remembered that he hadn't eaten much for a day, so he quickly shook the wood pulp, forced out a green wave, and sailed towards the shore.

When he got home, Xue Laosan stewed a pot of rice, mixed the pot of braised pork and hoof flower stewed lotus root with half a scoop of water, stewed it as a hot pot, ate a round belly with a big feast, lost the dishes and chopsticks, and went to the bedroom.

In his hometown in the capital, because there are three children, first, he wants to be an example for his brother and has to take the lead in work; Second, the little annoying person is good, and he can't do it if he doesn't serve, so when he is at home, he mostly appears as a hardworking and capable family man.

But once he lives alone, the man's lazy nature is completely exposed, these months, this uncle has not swept the ground once, has not washed his clothes once, the house is in chaos, if it is not for the vast house, I really don't know if the mess can be piled up.

But he said that Xue Laosanxing went to the bedroom, turned on the lamp, and was very bored, so he picked up the latest theoretical trends in the center and flipped through it.

Who knows, before I finished reading a page, the phone on the bedside table jumped.

Xue Xiang took it and just fed it, and it was Xiao Nizi's voice that came from the other side.

"Xue Xiang, where are you going, I have called many times, but no one has answered."

Xiao Nizi's glutinous voice, like a clear spring, flowed from Xue Xiang's ears to his heart, warm and quiet.

"Just went out for a walk, are you okay?"

Xue Xiang didn't want Xiao Nizi to worry, so he casually withdrew the lie,

Xue Xiang finished answering, but Xiao Nizi was silent, and Xue Laosan's heart was also gloomy, and he was separated for a long time. Although the relationship between the two people has not been diluted, this kind of labor and swallow are destined to be nameless and partless. made Xue Lao feel sorry for Xiao Nizi three times.

From time to time, he would think, Xue Laosan, how can you do it. wants Ying'er to keep you a widow for a lifetime, every time he has the urge to let go, but he has let that strong desire for exclusivity be stifled, but after this experience today, this impulse is out of the reins of a wild horse, and it soars out.

"Ying'er. Let's separate, I don't want to delay you any longer, you are still young, and the days to come will be too long and too long. You can ......"

"Xue Xiang, I miss you."

Unexpectedly, the two of them spoke at the same time.

Xiao Nizi's short few words naturally finished before Xue Laosan's long sentence, and when she heard Xue Laosan spit out such words. She pinched the jade hand of the microphone, and instantly pinched it white, and tears fell down.

"Xue Laosan, you, you. You bastard! ”

Xiao Nizi scolded, and after a while, she cried out of breath, she never thought that Xue Xiang would come to such a sentence, and suddenly, she felt that the day was about to fall.

Xue Laosan only then knew that it was easy to say cruel words, this ruthless thing was difficult to do, Xiao Nizi cried, he was completely panicked, and kept apologizing on the phone, but over and over again, it was just those few sentences, don't cry, I was wrong, hey, there are no other nutritious words,

Xue Laosan came out like this without warning, the more Xiao Nizi thought about it, the more scared she became, and her previous firm confidence in Xue Laosan gradually wavered, and her mind was also spinning, thinking, whether this guy likes the new and hates the old, and wonders, is it caused by her wife's pillow wind, the more she thinks about it, the more angry she becomes, wiping her tears, and saying hatefully, "Xue Laosan, you wait, I'll fly over immediately, I won't go back to Hong Kong Island, I, I'll pester you!" ”

"Don't be impulsive, don't be impulsive!"

Xue Laosan was so shocked that he almost dropped the microphone, "Where are you now, what are you doing here, I didn't want to part with you, I just think it's not good for me to hang you like this......"

"Now that you know it's not good to hang me, why did you go earlier, don't come to recruit me earlier!" Xiao Nizi's temperament is still undiminished.

"Cheng Cheng Cheng, it's all my fault, I won't mention it again." Saying that, Xue Laosan said in a low voice again, "Ying'er, you know me, I just want you to have a home and live a normal and happy married life, I drag you so much, but I can't give you anything, I owe you, I'm afraid I won't be able to pay it back in this life, every time I think of you hanging alone overseas, alone in the cold window, I, I ......"

As he spoke, Xue Laosan's eyes were a little wet.

"Don't talk about it."

Xiao Nizi felt Xue Xiang's affection, and her heart was also full of emotion, she covered her mouth and said softly, "Xue Xiang, what you said yourself, you owe me, you can't pay it back in this life, what, do you want to repay the debt?" ”

As soon as she thought of this, Xiao Nizi remembered what he had just said, and felt aggrieved, she didn't ask for anything on her side, this bastard wanted to dump herself first, and said hatefully, "The creditor is not cross, what are you in debt, I hate you to death, I don't care, I have to come over, I won't give you Lao Xue's family to be a cow and a horse, tired and tired, and abandoned by you, I will pester you, entangle you, don't think that your Su Fengxue will be entangled, sticky, I will too, you wait, I am in New York now, I will catch a plane immediately!" ”

Xue Laosan was completely panicked, not to mention, he still has a bunch of things to deal with here, a group of enemies to deal with, no time to accompany her, that is, there is time, this President Liu is coming, the sun is shining, and the movement is not small, isn't this uncomfortable.

"Don't make a fuss, don't fight for three days, go to the house to uncover the tiles, you can try it, see if I dare to slap your little buttocks!" Xue Laosan was helpless, so he had to show the majesty of the old man.

"You, you dare!"

Saying that, Xiao Nizi involuntarily reached out to protect her buttocks, her face was full of shame, Xue Xiang dared to dare, she naturally knew that this Lang Jun's quirks for doing that thing were really too much.

"Don't you dare, come, don't you know ......" said the meat, and the fragrant scene was constructed in his mind, Xue Laosan's throat suddenly dried a little, as if he saw the plump buttocks that were as full as a full moon, greasy as fine porcelain, and smooth as peeled eggs, waving under his palm.

"You, you, don't make it bad!"

Xiao Nizi's voice gradually became lighter, but her snort became heavier and heavier, and there was a faint moan in her throat.

"What do you want me to do?"

"I, I don't know......" Xiao Nizi involuntarily closed the two round jade pillars, and murmured, "Xue, Xue Xiang, I, I, uncomfortable, it's all you who hurt people......"

"Am I harmful? I have the ability to harm people, you haven't seen it, like that time in the courtyard of Mingzhu, it is still a small scene, no matter how much you dare to be disobedient, there will be means to clean you up in the future. ”

**Together, Xue Laosan completed the conversion from Yang Guo to Ximenqing in an instant.

"Pearl's yard?"

Xiao Nizi suddenly thought that that day Xue Xiang ignored her, hugged her and prostituted herself in the yard during the day, and what was even more embarrassing was that the stinky guy asked her to help the old tree in the courtyard and make a fool of herself from behind.

As soon as she thought of this, the intersection of the jade pillar was sour, and she exclaimed, Xiao Nizi smashed the phone on the base like a bomb, rubbed it, and got into the bathroom.

Finally appeased Xiao Nizi, Xue Laosan let out a sigh of relief, and said secretly, in the future, even if you kill a woman, you can't provoke anyone, you can't afford to be provoked, you are crazy, no matter how docile you are, you can be turned upside down.

wiped the sweat particles on his forehead, who knew that he had just put down the phone, but he jumped up again, and this unprovoked thing came again.

"Xue Xiang, what's the matter with you, it's so late, who are you chatting with, and you've been chatting for so long?"

The call was from a Sumer, and the tone was full of inquiry.

"The office called and notified urgently, saying that there was a business promotion association in the provincial capital in a few days, and asked me to bring people over as soon as possible, so I talked about it for a long time."

Between the women, Xue Laosan didn't make up lies, he didn't make them up, he made them up, and his ability to make up lies actually rose, almost to the point where he could open his mouth to come, and he would make it up, no way, the environment always changes people the most.

"Oh, you have to pay attention to rest, don't be too tired, the matter is public, the body is your own, the weather is getting colder, remember to add clothes, I knitted a sweater for you, there are only cuffs left, I'll send it to you in a few days......"

Su Meiren was suspicious, so she felt sorry for her man again.

"I know, you also pay attention to your body, don't get too tired."

Xue Laosan said softly, he was also guilty of his pretty daughter-in-law.

Su Meiren smiled, "Xue Xiang, you are very different today, you are so gentle that it is awkward, say, did you do something sorry for me?" ”

"Go to the side, are you here to coax me, or are you here to be angry with me." As he spoke, Xue Laosan sighed heavily, as if he was too tired to do anything.

After exploring for a long time, Xue Laosan gradually mastered the method of dealing with the two girls, and playing the bitter feeling is always the best way to get out of the crisis.

Sure enough, listening to his sigh, Su Meiren hurriedly said: "Okay, I won't say it, coax you, coax you......"

Su Meiren really couldn't hear Xue Laosan's sigh, and it seemed that he sighed, that is, he had done a very heavy sin.

But he said that Xue Laosan was so blessed, his daughter-in-law deserved to be a professor in the hall and a beauty, and said that he coaxed Xue Laosan, so he immediately resorted to means.

I said a few jokes first, but I really couldn't poke the jokes of Xue Laosan, who had been baptized by the Internet in later generations, and then memorized lyrical prose and love poems, Professor Su has an excellent memory, and has participated in debate competitions and lectures at Stanford many times.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing, you're not going to sleep, are you?"

After reciting a rainy alley with Wangshu, I hadn't heard Xue Laosan's voice for a long time, and Su Meiren finally couldn't help but ask out loud.

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