Chapter 147: Something Sits Down and Says
There is no love for no reason in this world, and there is no hate for no reason, so there is a reason why Mr. Zhu Da's face is ugly.
Of course, Mr. Zhu Run is not an angry young man, although he also has a disapproving view of the Oriental government, but he has no specific concept of the Oriental people themselves. Because for Mr. Zhu Da, the most familiar group of Oriental people in his life is still artists such as Mr. Cang, and he has seen more than five other living Oriental people combined. In this case, if you want to say that he hates the Orientals and grits his teeth, it is absolutely unrealistic.
The reality is that Mr. Zhu Da usually scolds a few Oriental devils at most, saying that if he can go back to the past, he will definitely kill Xiao Dongyang. But when a living Oriental man stands in front of him, don't say that he stepped forward and slaughtered someone, even if he spoke ill of his face. After all, it is not a hundred years ago, the Oriental people are not the Oriental people of a hundred years ago, and the Chinese people are not the Chinese people of a hundred years ago. A hundred years ago, the Chinese people couldn't do anything with them except for scolding the Orientals, but the current Chinese people really have to be serious...... Hum! It is not necessary to take advantage of words.
Mr. Zhu Da's face was ugly, all because after he saw these Orientals, he couldn't help but think of the Battle of Yanjing last month. In that battle, Mr. Zhu Da had let go on the surface, but the wound in his heart had not healed. Although the Battle of Yanjing was lured by Mr. Zhu Da under a series of mistakes, if it were not for the deliberate dispatch of so many intelligence personnel by the Oriental government, things would not have been able to get to that point. In this case, if Mr. Zhu still has any good feelings for the Orientals, it is simply heartless.
Zhu Run's ugly face, Hu Beihao, who is good at observing words and feelings, naturally also saw it, how could he give up the opportunity to show favor to Zhu Run. So at the moment, he wanted to rush forward to do something brave, but the next moment he immediately dispelled this unwise idea, because there were at least thirty people in this group. With his body, he is definitely not beaten into a pig's head. Rather, it is very likely to be beaten into a dead pig.
"Mr. Zhu, don't be impulsive!" Hu Beihao stretched out his hand to stop Zhu Run, and then took out his mobile phone, "There are many of them, we don't need to fight with them, we will call the police immediately, this is the military police from Bagan, Xincheng District, will be there soon." ”
"That's right! Elder brother! Brother Batian also said. Although the Sprinkle family is confident that they can fight thirty at a time, they really fight...... That's exhausting. Moreover, the Sprinkle family is extremely ferocious, and the fight is bloody, which will inevitably affect everyone's appetite. So...... The Sprinkle family thought it was better to call the police, after all, we are all civilized people, how bad it is to fight and kill! ”
"Old Hu. Brother Batian, I think you are too worried," Zhu Run smiled toothily, "The Oriental Kingdom and we are neighbors separated by a strip of water, and the Oriental people are also our good neighbors, and everyone is a civilized person. If you have any questions, you can sit down and communicate slowly, why call the police! Well. Lao Hu pinched the phone, how can you do this! How hurtful it is! ”
"Huh?" Hu Beihao was a little dumbfounded when he heard this, and his hand to make the call stopped there.
"Brother!" Brother Batian looked at him in wonder, "Did you take the wrong medicine, or did you suffer from heat stroke?" Those guys don't look like nice people, do they look like people who can sit down and talk? ”
"Hmm......" Zhu Run looked at the group carefully, and then nodded very seriously, "Like." Very much like that! They seem to be very communicative. With that, he walked towards the group.
"Like you big-headed ghost!" Decepticon rolled his eyes, "If only they could communicate well...... Hey, you're really going! Depend on! ”
"Don't worry!" Zhu Run smiled, "I'll go talk to them now, Lao Hu, don't call the police!" Otherwise, it will affect our friendship with the Orientals. ”
"Huh? Mr. Zhu Da! Brother Zhu! Don't go! Hu Bei was sweating profusely. It's too dangerous, what if they hurt you? "Mr. Zhu Da is now the God of Wealth of their group, in case something happens to him. He, Hu Beihao, is estimated to be beaten to death by several other shareholders.
"Don't worry!" Zhu Run shook his hand back, "The friendship between Huaxia and Dongyang has a long history, and they will definitely listen to me well." Well, I know the Oriental people very well. ”
"You know what a fart," Brother Deception said angrily, "You kid is really stupid, Lao Hu hurry up and call the police, I'll go find something!" With that, he hurried around the side of the road.
"Oh! Good! Hu Beihao didn't talk nonsense, and immediately began to call the police on Bagan's side, and asked casually: "Brother Batian, what are you looking for?" ”
"Nonsense! Of course it's a fighting artifact," Brother Deception replied, and then with a happy look on his face, he exclaimed, "Found it, it's it." ”
After speaking, he walked quickly to the side of the road, then bent down and picked up a brick with one hand, and said with a smile: "I know that this kind of artifact of home travel and fighting is available in any country." The so-called bricks are in hand, and I have them in the world. Well, Lao Hu, hurry up and call the police, I'll go to support my brother. After speaking, he shouted, and then carried two bricks to chase Zhu Run.
"Be careful yourself! Tens of millions of people hurt Mr. Zhu Da! Hu Beihao shouted at his back, and then sweated profusely waiting for the phone to connect.
Zhu Run walked over quickly, and shouted from afar: "Xiaoyun! What are you doing there? ”
"Ahh It's you! Xiaoyun was surprised and delighted when she saw her, "Zhu Zhu, come and save me, these are all bad guys!" ”
"Piggy?" Zhu Run's cold sweat came down, and the black line on his face: Damn! One of you is a "pig", one is "Runrun", and I have the feeling of becoming the raw material of "Yurun ham sausage".
"Zhu Zhu!" Xiaoyun shouted, "These guys want to rob me of my things, you ...... quickly"
"Yaga!" The Oriental people shouted, pointed at Zhu Run with their hands, and said in Oriental dialect: "You guys, go and stop that Zhina person!" ”
"Hey!" Two Japanese in black suits answered, and immediately walked over to Zhu Run.
"Ladies and gentlemen!" Zhu Run walked up with a smile on his face, and said loudly, "Why bother to be rude? Everyone is a civilized person, and if there is any misunderstanding, everyone can sit down together and talk slowly. ”
"The people of China!" The Oriental man glanced at him disdainfully, "Civilized people, you are not from that person, we Orientals are." Sit down and talk. You don't deserve ...... Teach him a good lesson and break his legs. The last half of his sentence was said in Oriental to a few Oriental people, although Zhu Run couldn't understand it, Xiaoshan accurately translated it for him.
Zhu Run's eyebrows lifted when he heard this, and the smile on his face became even brighter, and he smiled: "Why bother!" Everyone is civilized, and there is nothing you should not sit down and talk about. Orientals and Chinese people have always been good friends since ancient times, so why make them so unhappy? ”
"Huh! Fool! The Oriental man gave him a funny look, then turned to look at Xiao Yun, "That woman!" Since yours don't know how to lift, then don't blame me for being rude! How many of you will search for me...... No. Catch her for me, I'll search for it myself! Hey! After saying that, this thing laughed lewdly, with a lewd face.
"Ahh No! Xiaoyun screamed and shouted, "Don't come here, get out of here!" Zhu Zhu save me! ”
"Hey, hey!" The Oriental man's eyes lit up with excitement. "Zhina woman, if you don't eat and drink for your toast, I have to search it myself."
"Don't! Woooooo Xiaoyun cried loudly, "Something for you, don't come over, woo woo!" I don't care about you! ”
"Hahaha! It's late! The Oriental man smirked, "I must search it myself now, hahaha!" ”
"Bang! Brute! Let her go! Deception yelled. Then he swayed his fat body and rushed over panting with two bricks.
Zhu Run's eyes were cold, but the smile on his face was even brighter, and he walked up quickly to greet a few Orientals, and said with a smile: "Everyone! Can't you really sit down and talk? ”
"This is a fool!" Several Orientals laughed, and then walked towards Zhu Run with their fists rubbed and clasped their hands......
"Bang! Finished! Something big is going to happen," Hu Beihao let out a white sweat. "Mr. Zhu Da...... Alas~ How did he suddenly become so stupid? Damn, why doesn't this broken phone call get through! ”
Finally, after waiting for a few seconds, the call was finally connected. A heavenly voice finally came: "Hey! Hello! Here is the 11o alarm center, what's ......"
"Ahh Feed! Hello! I'm going to call the police! Hu Beihao directly interrupted the other party's words, "I am here to participate in the Bagan Jade Market, and now we are encountering ...... on the street A gang of Orientals robbed, you hurry up and send someone over. "Well, this thing directly put a robbery hat on that group of Orientals.
"Bagan? Orientals? A puzzled voice came from the other side, "Sir, please don't be joking!" ”
"What a joke!" Hu Beihao was furious, "How can I be in any mood to joke with you?" Damn it, there are at least thirty Orientals who are going to work against us right now. We Chinese businessmen have worked hard to participate in the Emerald Public Market, and your Bagan government has this attitude. ”
"Damn it!" The other party was also angry, "Are you justified in reporting false police?" What Bagan government? What Orientals? This is Yanjing XX District, can you call the police here from Bagan? When I was a three-year-old! I warn you, if you talk nonsense again, be careful that we hold you accountable. ”
"Toot!" The phone hung up.
"Yanjing XX District?" Hu Beihao looked at the phone in his hand dumbfounded, and was speechless for a while. At this time, he reacted, and he didn't notice that the other side claimed to be the 11o alarm center, and the other party spoke Huaxia, and he also used Huaxia......
"What the hell?" Hu Beihao looked at the sun in the sky, and then looked at his mobile phone, "Lao Tzu just dialed 199, not 11o, and even if you dial 11o, you can't call Yanjing!" Could it be that I have a heat stroke and have just hallucinated? ”
"Forget it! Let's dial again! Hu Beihao wiped the cold sweat on his head, and began to dial word by word, "1, 9, 9!" Okay, you can't go wrong this time. ”
Soon! The call is connected again!
"Hey! Hello, I want to, call the police! This time, Hu Bei directly said in one of the few words of Bagan that he knew, "I, I am a businessman who came to participate in the Jade Public Market, we were robbed, Orientals, you ......."
"Wait! Wait a minute! The person on the other side hurriedly said in English, "Can you speak Huaxia or English?" We don't understand what you're saying? ”
"Huaxia or English?" Hu Beihao was stunned for a moment, and immediately had a bad premonition, and hurriedly asked in Huaxia, "Where are you here?" ”
"We are Yanjing XX District!" The other side replied, and then the person on the other side also reacted, "Are you from Huaxia?" Wait a minute. This call is...... it! Why are you again? They all told you not to report false police, but you actually came again, and you still dared to pretend to be from Bagan. You wait, wait for me to find you, I have to arrest you. Technical department, locate this phone number for me......"
"Boom!" Hu Beihao wiped the cold sweat on his head, stared at the mobile phone in his hand and couldn't speak for a long time.
"Technical Department! Technical Department! "The voice on the other side of the phone is still ringing." Have you located the other party's address? ”
"Ugh! It's been found out," the other voice on the other side said hesitantly, "but ......"
"But what!" The voice who had spoken to Hu Beihao before said, "After locating the other party's address, I will arrange for someone to rush to the police." it! I've seen a lot of false police reports, but I've never seen such arrogance. Even a three-year-old child can't be fooled by nonsense. He's not lying to me at all, he's playing tricks on me, I have to ......"
"Positioning shows that the other party's location is in Bagan Naypyidaw!" Then another voice spoke, causing him to stop abruptly.
“…… it! How is this possible? Are you right? ”
"Probably right!"
"It can't be!" The man shouted, "How could Naypyidaw's call to the police reach Yanjing?" It's hard to say that Naypyki is in the suburbs of Yanjing, even the suburbs can't hit the city. I know. This guy must have used some special equipment, I said the kid across from you, you always report your name and address......"
"Toot!" Hu Beihao pressed the phone.
"Report your name and phone number! Are you a fool to me? Mommy's Egg! In Bagan's ghost weather, I must have suffered from heat stroke, and I always dialed the wrong phone! Hu Beihao muttered, and then started to dial the phone again. But this time he hesitated, worried that maybe there was something wrong with the buttons of his phone, so this time he changed the dial to 11o.
"It's all right now, right?" Hu Beihao muttered to himself. "Last time, I dialed 119 to call the 11o alarm center in Yanjing, and this time I dialed 11o to see where I could dial."
Soon! The phone was connected again.
"Hey ......"
"Good! It's you kid again," Hu Beihao just said a word, and a voice like a machine gun came from the other side, "You are really arrogant, you dare to call." You are a provocation, a provocation of Chiguoguo......"
"Toot" Hu Beihao pinched off his phone again.
"Hell yes. This place in Bagan is really evil," Hu Beihao sweated, and then shuddered violently, "Damn! Saying. I haven't encountered anything unclean, have I? ”
"Ahh Yes! Ahh
Suffered! Mr. Zhu Da! Hu Beihao's face changed wildly, and he quickly turned his head to look, and then he opened his mouth wide.
"Gaba!" With a crisp sound, an Oriental man knelt heavily on the concrete floor, and the Oriental man's eyes suddenly burst out, and then immediately let out a scream that moved the ground today.
"Ahhh The Oriental man rolled on the ground with pain in his two knees, and screamed loudly in the Oriental dialect, "My knees, my knees are broken." ”
"Oh! Excuse me! The smile on Zhu Run's face was even brighter, "I may have hit a little harder, but I heard that you Orientals are used to kneeling, so there shouldn't be any problem." I said it a long time ago, let's sit down and talk about it, but you don't agree, so I have to do it myself. As he spoke, he walked towards another Oriental.
"You...... Don't come here. The Oriental man shouted in Oriental dialect, "If you have something to say, everyone is civilized." ”
"I'm sorry!" Zhu Run smiled slightly, "I don't understand Oriental dialect, next time I ask you to speak human, thank you!" As he spoke, he reached out and pressed lightly on the man's shoulder.
In an instant, the man felt as if he had been crushed by a mountain weighing a thousand pounds, and his legs involuntarily knelt down under the strong force.
"Gaba!" There was a crisp sound, followed by a terrible scream again.
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