Chapter 292: Performance Art
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"Yin pool? You say this is the Pool? Category asked in surprise.
"No, it's not a yin pool, it's a yin pool." Guo Cripple suddenly became dazed again, said vaguely, sat down and continued to drink.
Category scratched his head in confusion, looked at the Zilong Dao Chief, and now he was also puzzled, couldn't help frowning, and asked Guo Cripple: "I said, Guo Da Shopkeeper, Guo Daochang, Mr. Guo, I still know what is going on in the Yin Pool, just like I live in that place now, I used to be in the position of the Yin Pool, and I can gather Yin Qi from all directions, but what is the difference between this Yin Pool and the Yin Pool, what kind of medicine are you selling in this gourd?" ”
Guo Cripple squinted, still pouring wine into his mouth, his old face was flushed, even the folds seemed to be flattened, and said with a smile: "This is a mystery, I can't say, well, if you kid do it hard, maybe you will have a chance to know in the future, haha, old Dao, you can go anywhere today, follow me at home, tonight, the two of us"
Guo lame said, I don't know if he really drank too much or pretended to be confused, he actually slipped out of the table with a wine bottle, and he was busy trying to pull him up, but he heard that this master was already snoring.
The category is that he can't cry or laugh, he is confused, and he doesn't understand anything, and this guy is unconscious. Helpless, I had to put him on the bed with the Zilong Daoist, and it took a long time to pull the wine bottle out of his hand, and said with a smile to the Zilong Daoist: "Look at how much Lao Guo loves you, it is estimated that you can only obediently stay at home with him tonight, you two, hehehehehehehe
Zilong Dao's face sank: "Nonsense." ”
Category smiled: "Ease the atmosphere." So seriously. ”
He stood up. Only then did he say to Shangguan: "It seems." Today, we can only act, where is that place, you tell me first, I have a number in my heart. ”
Shangguan raised his eyebrows: "Hexing Road, it's near here, but it's only three streets, and the street corner will not be scattered at seven o'clock tonight, how about it?" ”
The category of "Hexing Road" was recited again. straightened his chest and nodded: "Okay, tonight at seven o'clock, see you or leave." ”
Shangguan waved his hand: "Then it's decided, I'll go back first, and I have to get a report to fool the old man above, alas, this bowl of rice is really not delicious." ”
With that, Shangguan walked to the table and put away the photo. He looked sideways at the simple topographic map and the few pieces of meat on the table, and sighed softly. Turn around and walk outside.
"Hey, well, how many people are you going to bring tonight?" The category suddenly stopped her from behind and asked.
"Bring someone?" Shangguan was stunned for a moment, "What am I bringing people for?" Send me to death."
"Hey, if you don't bring anyone, won't we be sent to death?" The category is not understood.
"Nonsense, fighting ghosts is not to catch suspects, what's the use of having more people, why cause unnecessary casualties, at that time, ten submachine guns are not as good as a handy sword, but unfortunately, this time my sword was not brought."
Hearing this, he hurriedly took out his dagger, handed it over and said with a smile: "I have it, you see, thousand-year-old antiquities, produced by tomb robbers, sharpening iron like mud, ghosts and gods are afraid." ”
Shangguan only glanced back and squinted, and said disdainfully: "It's bought at the thrift stall outside, right?" It's okay to look good, but if it's more than two hundred dollars, you can go back and beat him. ”
After saying that, she turned her head and walked away, and the rest of the scope was stunned in the room, looking at the dagger in her hand over and over again, and muttered secretly: Is it really a cheat? But it shouldn't
The Purple Dragon Daoist also came over to take a look, shook his head and said, "You thing, you probably can't kill the chicken." ”
"Huh? How so? ”
"It's not at all."
The Purple Dragon Dao Leader pointed at the edge of the blade and looked at the scope with sympathetic eyes: "You can go back and prepare for the night's action." ”
Category looked at the dagger, felt unhappy for a while, and looked up and said, "Then why are you going?" Are you really waiting here for dark, with Guo Cripple you two?"
The Purple Dragon Daoist smiled, ignored the ridicule, turned around and walked to the computer, waved his hand and said, "I'll fight the landlord first, and the rest, wait until this old lame man wakes up."
The category was a little depressed and went out of the house, pushed into the car, but was a little dazed, it's still early, where to go?
I was thinking about walking forward randomly, and when I unintentionally looked up, I saw the car repair shop next to me, and suddenly my heart moved, do you want to clean up this broken car?
Thinking so, he walked over unconsciously, and at the door of the car repair shop, an older brother wearing a peaked hat pressed his head very low, and was tinkering with a motor-like thing there.
"Boss" category opened his mouth and called the boss, and I didn't know how to say it, the eldest brother was still busy with the work in his hands, only raised his head slightly, glanced at the car in the category, and said: "If you sell a scrap car, a piece of five or two catties, if you can still run, add another fifty to the whole vehicle"
The "uh" category was speechless, I obviously bought it back for three yuan and five pounds, how did it become a piece of five or two pounds? These profiteers!
"Boss, I don't sell cars, I'm here to do maintenance."
When the eldest brother heard that he had come to maintain, he was stunned, then he put down the work in his hand, lifted his hat, looked up at the category, and said with a smile: "You're not joking, right?"
The two looked at each other, and then said in surprise at the same time: "Why are you?" ”
After speaking, the two of them looked around vigilantly at the same time, and the eldest brother lowered his voice and said, "How did you find here?" Have you been following me? ”
"Uh, big brother, what am I following you for, my store is here." The scope stretched out his hand and pointed to the Imperial Spirit Hall diagonally opposite, and looked at him innocently.
The eldest brother turned his head to look at the little broken face of the Imperial Spirit Hall, and then suddenly said, "Oh, it turns out that you are also here." ”
The owner of this car repair shop turned out to be the big brother of the worker who rode a bicycle in the botanical garden and the evil ghost, and he never expected that he was only a street away, and he didn't pay attention to it, and the strange thing is that he came a few times anyway, and he also showed his face when he opened, so it stands to reason that this big brother should have been able to see himself.
"yes, what a coincidence, how long have you been here to fix your car?" The category didn't ask how the other party recognized him, and the big brother didn't care how the category recognized him, although everyone covered their faces that night, but one of them once said that they were all people who opened their eyes, and they had a fart to cover their faces, just fooling themselves.
"I've been here for more than ten years, hehe, I didn't expect such a coincidence, when you opened a few days ago, I was noisy, so I closed the store and rested for a day, or I would have seen you earlier."
The eldest brother explained, nodding secretly, it turned out that this was the reason, but he subconsciously looked at the alley in the distance, and said with a smile: "It's really a coincidence, I really didn't expect that several of you used to live here." ”
The eldest brother showed a trace of unnatural expression on his face, but he still smiled innocently and changed the topic.
"How do you want to maintain your car?"
Look at your own car, I really can't see where there is still the value of maintenance, to say that all the parts of the vehicle are replaced is almost, after thinking about it, he said: "You just give me a new car, as long as you can ignite well, the throttle is good, the brake is good, the headlights are good, the horn is good, and other places don't matter."
The eldest brother's jaw was about to hit his feet when he heard this, and he was speechless and shocked: "Is there any other place?" I don't think your car is easy to use."
The category shameless hehe smiled: "Maintenance, naturally you have to have a full set, the whole body, like going to a bath, don't you also have to have a full set of health care."
The eldest brother didn't say much, shook his head with a chuckle, glanced at the car, frowned and said, "I'll tell you first, 90% of your car should be replaced, if you just maintain it, this job is really difficult." ”
"Ninety percent of the pieces should be replaced, big brother, you can tell me why don't you need to change it."
The eldest brother pointed to the flashlight tied to the front of the car: "You don't need to change this thing."
The category was speechless and said: "Big brother is really as wise as electricity, this flashlight has just been tied up for two months." ”
The eldest brother thought for a while and said: "That's it, for the sake of all colleagues, I'll try my best to repair it for you, if you can't change it, you won't change it, I'll give you free of manual fees, if there is money to spend, you give me a cost, how about it?" ”
Category Yi was embarrassed when he heard it: "Big brother, this is not good, you are also a business, and it is not easy to do manual work, how can you repair my car for nothing." ”
The eldest brother smiled: "If you want to thank me, invite me to dinner then." ”
"Okay, it must be no problem, call a few brothers when the time comes, and let's go together." In the category, he also brought those people with him, but the eldest brother frowned slightly, shook his head and said: "Forget it, why do you say so early, let's talk about it after repairing the car, you just throw the car here, I will clean it up for you in a while, if you follow it, it will be tomorrow." ”
"Okay, then it's decided, by the way, I don't know what the big brother is called?"
"Oh, my name is Guan Yu."
"Guan Yu isn't it, are you Second Brother Guan?"
The category was surprised, how could this still make Guan Yu?
"Hehe, my Guan Yu is the universe, not Guan Yu Guan Yunchang, but let you be right, I'm really the second at home? Everyone calls me Second Brother Guan. ”
Dizzy, it's really Second Brother Guan, he shook his head speechlessly, squeezed out a smile and said: "It's really interesting, Second Brother Guan, then I'll go, Second Brother will see you tomorrow." ”
Guan Yu took off the flashlight from the front of the car, handed it to the category and said, "Your idea is good, but I plan to change the headlights for you for free, your thing affects the dignity of our cultivators too much."
Category took the flashlight without blushing and heartbeat, and said with a smile: "Second brother, you are wrong, in today's words, we are also performance art!" ”
The two of them laughed, said goodbye and left, and walked out of Peach Blossom Lane with a flashlight, he thought to himself, since there was no help at night, then call Lu Bu and the others, and leave the two caretakers, I hope that the domestic version of the Grim Reaper tonight is not too perverted (to be continued!)