#294 I'm going to help Lan Ze give birth to a monkey
It's past ten o'clock in the evening, and who would suddenly ring the doorbell at such a time?
The doorbell was ringed, and in this era, it was basically a conditioned reflex of the family, and both parents looked at the door in both directions. Lan Zeguang was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously swept out the door with his perception, and he knew: Lucifer, this guy is actually here!
At this time, Lucifer seemed to have come at the right time, he could help Lan Zeguang explain the problem of changing from "boy" to "girl" to his parents. However, this came at too time, which made Lan Zeguang a little puzzled: Was it because he knew that she was exposed, so he came to solve the siege?
Or rather...... Was it premeditated?
↑ Well, regarding such an assumption, Lan Zeguang felt that he didn't need to think like that at all. Sometimes too much suspicion is too hypocritical, that's not my style.
"I'm talking about the otherworldly man here." Just when his parents were puzzled, Lan Zeguang said.
"Oh, people are coming, it's so fast, wait, wait, I'll go change my clothes first." The old mother looked at her pajamas that she had changed temporarily, and felt that it was inappropriate to be so welcoming, so she immediately ran back to her room and changed her clothes first.
Dad didn't take the initiative to open the door, and continued to circle around Lan Zeguang twice in confusion. Again: the girl in front of me is Lan Zeguang - at least the face. Although it was softer than the silhouette of his son in his impression, he felt that he could not be wrong.
"......" So Dad didn't say anything more, and went to open the door vigilantly.
As soon as the door opened, I saw a dignified and beautiful girl standing in the doorway. Because of the careful dressing, the moment the door opened, my father was amazed.
"Hello uncle!" He bowed slightly. Say hello with a smile.
"You, who are you?" Dad looked at Lucifer and then at Lan Zeguang, his eyes wandering and puzzled.
"My name is Lucifer, and I'm the otherworldly person that Lan Ze Guangsang said, because I saw that Lan Ze Guangsang was discovered, and I feel like you may not believe it. So I wanted to explain. After all...... Lan Zeguang Sang will become a girl, and I still have a lot of responsibility for this, so. I have to come up with a reasonable explanation for both of you. ”
"......" Dad looked at Lucifer and then at Lan Zeguang. Then he felt that the girl outside the door who was the same as his "son" should be harmless to humans and animals, so he didn't say anything and invited Lucifer into the room. Lucifer bowed. He smiled and walked in.
Lan Zeguang looked at Lucifer's appearance that had obviously been carefully dressed. His eyes narrowed. Usually although Lucifer goes out with makeup and dressing up, it is rare to be so careful, but Lucifer dresses up carefully this time, isn't that just to make a good impression on others?
There are only dad and mom in the house, Lucifer, what are you doing here?
Lan Zeguang raised his chin slightly, and the meaning to Lucifer was already obvious-don't mess around.
However, Lucifer responded to Lan Zeguang with this expression: I will be very serious!
Seriously, your sister!
Closing the door, Dad saw Lan Zeguang's eye contact with the girl. Then he looked to the bedroom. The kid's mom is changing clothes, and he's the kid's dad. At this time, I didn't understand what was going on, so I didn't know what to do for a while.
But since it's a guest, it's better to have a little family etiquette. Dad invited Lucifer to a seat, then poured tea and handed it to him, and looked at Lucifer in detail for a while, only to receive a smile that made him trance.
"Oh, that, you're Lan Zeguang's classmate?" Dad asked in disbelief.
"Yes." Lucifer took the tea and took a sip slightly, indicating that the tea was good. Then, he took out a bag with white hair from his small handbag and said, "Uncle, this is the tea from our hometown, do you want to taste it?" ”
"Tea? This ...... "Isn't this hair?"
Lan Zeguang knew what the surprise his father wanted to express was. Because, what Lucifer took out was Maoyu tea, which is the top tea in hell or in the world.
"Well, yes, this is tea, the tea in our hometown, called Maoyu tea, is not available on the earth, you can taste it?" Lucifer said with a smile.
"Hmm......" Dad looked at the white hair in the package, put it to the side, and then poured out the water and tea residue in the teapot. Lan Zeguang's father likes to drink tea on weekdays, so he naturally has a good skill in making tea, and on the tea table in the living room, the tea-making kettle filter and the lung water tea cup are readily available.
Boil the water first, and at this time, my father said slowly: "I want to know what you sell, do you really have zài in another world?" You are really from another world, she ......" Dad glanced at Lan Zeguang who had just come out of the bath, and asked again: "She is really Lan Zeguang, was you turned into a girl?" ”
In fact, until now, my father is still a little doubtful that the beautiful girl standing in front of him now is not his son.
"Yes, uncle, I'm from another world. If you're not convinced, take a look at your kettle. Lucifer said with a smile. Hearing this, my father looked into his kettle of boiling water. He had just put the spring water used to make tea in it and boiled it, and it should be impossible to heat it up to many degrees at this time.
However, when he turned his head, he suddenly noticed that the water in the teapot was actually boiling.
"Huh? Uh-huh? The water was not boiling at the same rate as he had imagined.
"Lucifer just used his superpowers to heat the water directly to a boil." Looking at his father's frightened appearance, Lan Zeguang muttered on the side. If you want to show off her abilities, Lan Zeguang thinks she can do it too! Why did Pian come by himself if Lucifer came by himself?
"Superpowers?" Listening to Lan Zeguang's words, my father was stunned.
However, at this time, Lucifer smiled and reminded, "Uncle, I'll make this cup of tea." ”
After saying that, without waiting for his father to respond, Lucifer made tea. It's not so much making tea as it is showing off his superpowers - the process of making tea is all done with telekinesis, and Lucifer doesn't move his hands and feet. The tea set on the table flew by itself, pouring water, filtering tea, and pouring tea, all in one go.
Mao Yu's hair smells tasteless. However, once it is soaked in boiling water, the color of the tea appears, and the water is dyed a light green color. In the end, the teacup flew up in the air and was directly "handed" to Dad's hand.
"......" Lan Zeguang's father was already frightened by the scene of the tea set flying just now. However, the fragrance of tea overflowing from the teacup immediately sobered him up. He took the teacup and smelled it first. Although it is the fragrance of tea, the fragrance of this Maoyu tea has a different charm of this top Pu'er. Look at the color again. The pale green tea is a healthy color, and the tea leaves have been filtered out by the strainer, leaving a clear and mellow color.
Finish with a taste......
Needless to say, the fragrant fragrance in his mouth instantly made his body vibrate. I felt the cells all over my body cheer.
"Good tea! Good tea! Dad clapped excitedly. I forgot about Lan Zeguang's incident and the shock caused by the superpower performance just now, and completely immersed myself in the fragrance brought by Mao Yucha.
"This is the best tea in our hometown, and if you like it, I can bring you more." Lucifer smiled and stood up, continuing to pour tea for his father. At this time, my father was already smiling. It's like a ...... It looks like it was bought off.
It's just a little Mao Yu tea, so you bought your father!
Lan Zeguang didn't even have the strength to complain, and helplessly held his forehead. At this time, in order not to let the topic swirl around the tea. Lan Zeguang sat down next to his father and said, "Dad." You should believe it by now, right? ”
"Ah, I believe it, I believe it!" Sure enough, the father who was bought by the tea was completely unsuspicious. Looking at his father's excited tea, Lan Zeguang felt something choked in his throat.
- This ...... Is such a dad really reliable?
Originally, I at least thought that he was the pillar of the family and the father of his future guide. The image in Lan Zeguang's mind is shattered!
Lan Zeguang glanced at Lucifer hatefully, but the latter stuck out his tongue mischievously.
At this moment, the old mother, who had been changing in the bedroom, came out with a change of clothes, came to the sofa, sat down, and then looked at their guest, Lucifer.
However, my mother's excitement disappeared without a trace after meeting Lucifer.
Lan Zeguang naturally knew what was going on with his mother. Emotional mom has always thought that Lucifer is a boy before, right? As a result, this is enough to become a "competitor of Lan Zeguang", which is really ......
But in front of him, Lan Zeguang's mother didn't want to ask about her gender directly, so she squeezed out a smile: "You are ......"
"Hello Auntie, I'm the one Lan Zeguang said, I accidentally turned Lan Zeguang into a girl from another world." As he spoke, Lucifer helped pour the tea, and finally handed it to his mother: "I'm so sorry to have your son become like this." ”
"Oh...... Oh. Never mind! The more my mother looked at Lucifer, the more she thought she was pretty, and then she looked at Lan Zeguang and drank the tea.
"......" Mao Yu tea is very delicious, and when the tea is entered, my mother was immediately shocked. However, she didn't look like she was directly bought like her father. Instead, he asked with some hesitation: "What's going on with you two?" What happened to make Lan Zeguang like this? Let's hear it. ”
"It's because ......" Lan Zeguang replied immediately, the purpose of which was to preempt Lucifer for a piece of history in his favor. How do you know that my mother glared at Lan Zeguang directly and said, "Don't say it." ”
"......" the girl whimpered.
"Okay." Lucifer sat upright, brewed his feelings for a while, seemed to make himself a little sad, and began to tell the story: "Uncle and aunt, my name is Lucifer, originally I didn't belong to this world, but because my family rebelled and wanted to kill me, I had to break through the void and come to Earth in order to protect myself. ”
"But this world is very different from the world I live in, and I am not a person from this world, so I can't use the rules of this world. At the same time, the world is also rejecting me, and I can only resist the rejection of this world with my own strength, until I meet Lan Zeguang. ”
Lucifer was telling a sad story, and Lan Zeguang knew that this story was not like this at all, she smacked her lips, picked up the teacup with disdain, poured herself Mao Yu tea, and then looked at Lucifer's serious nonsense with contempt.
"Lan Zeguang knew about my situation and signed a soul contract with me. The role of this contract. It is to share the qiē that each other enjoys. Lan Zeguang is a person of this world, so she has the rules of this world. Perhaps, this rule can be called physical and chemical as well as biology. ”
"And Lan Zeguang has gained my ability." Lucifer pondered for a moment and said, "We use the power of superpowers, which is the soul. Because in order to resist the rejection of this world, the power of the soul is about to be exhausted, after having the soul contract of Lan Zeguang. I was excited for a moment, so I balanced my soul from Lan Zeguang, and Lan Zeguang was precisely because of this. It became a girl. ”
Speaking of this, Lucifer glanced at Lan Zeguang. Lan Zeguang half-squinted and didn't make a statement.
And my mother was puzzled: "Soul? What does the soul have to do with changing gender? ”
"Among the souls of Lan Zeguang, the souls belonging to the "male" part were taken by me. It has not been returned. Only when we have gathered enough soul power will I be able to return to my world. That way, I will have a way to return the soul. Lucifer said solemnly.
"That'...... What are you going to do? "Mom was a little worried.
"We just need to collect souls, everyone has about 20 years of redundant souls in their life, that's redundant, collect those souls reasonably, it won't have an impact on life and life, we'll trade souls now. Collect souls and help some people solve their troubles. Lucifer said solemnly.
And then. He stood up, took out two pieces of fine paper from his handbag, and handed them to Lan Zeguang's father and mother.
Originally, Lan Zeguang wanted to complain that Lucifer didn't take anything out of Opai, but after finding the paper in Lucifer's hand, Lan Zeguang immediately understood.
-- This is the French language of the world.
Lan Zeguang's parents subconsciously handed over Lucifer's paperwork. The world's French texts carry the world's warnings, and those who beat them and read their contents will be warned by the world.
After receiving the note, Lan Zeguang's father and mother were shocked. Lan Zeguang knew that they had received a warning from the world's French, and taking advantage of this opportunity, Lan Zeguang turned his head and looked at the contents. Sure enough, this is another kind of bribery.
-- Lucifer in order to "make amends". Give my parents fifty years of soul for free. Of course, these fifty years of soul cannot be injected into their bodies, and the scope of Lucifer's free service is Lucifer's clearly marked soul service. For example, what kind of beauty, open up personal relationships, etc.
Lan Zeguang knows that for a beauty-loving mother, beauty is very tempting. And in the workplace, connections and relationships are especially important for dads.
I believe that after they come into contact with the world's French documents, they will understand: what Lucifer said is serious, and he also admits the possibility of Lan Zeguang's body changing from a boy to a girl in disguise.
Because this is a unilateral agreement, Lan Zeguang's parents do not need to bear anything. The only thing Lan Zeguang's mother doesn't know is: how much does the soul of fifty years represent?
Alas, oh my mother, isn't this half of a person's life?
However, for this answer, Lucifer said nonsense: "Auntie, although fifty years of souls is a lot, it is not enough to affect our activities, so you can accept it." ”
"That'...... How many do you have? She looked at Lucifer and then at Lan Zeguang.
"More than five hundred years." Lucifer replied, "With such an amount, it will take some time to return to my world, but it does not prevent me from admitting my mistakes." ”
"Ouch, this can't be accepted, it's so difficult." Mom, this is a refusal.
However, this is actually a polite remark.
Lucifer also seemed to understand, so he smiled and said, "You can take it, this is what I have to pay." ”
"That'...... I'll take it. Sure enough, the mother looked reluctant and signed on it, and the father saw the child it, so he didn't hesitate and signed the name.
"I'll tell you later what you can do with your fifty years of soul, and I still hope you'...... Still don't blame Lan Zeguang. Lucifer glanced at Lan Zeguang, and then looked embarrassed.
"Oh, oh, although it feels a little unacceptable, but whether Lan Zeguang is a boy or a girl, and what her life will be like in the future, this is her own choice, and I will not interfere as a father." Dad spoke first, and he looked at the children beside him...... No. It's time to call it a daughter. Lan Zeguang, who felt suspicious and vigilant about Lucifer at this time, was actually quite suitable for being a girl.
In the past, he had always felt that he had not raised Lan Zeguang to be manly, and he was a little anxious looking at his height of more than one meter six points and his delicate appearance. Right now...... You don't need it, do you?
No makeup though. But it looks good.
The only thing he regrets is that in the future, there will be no grandfathers in the family to talk to him. Therefore, compared to my mother's original rhetorical question, "Why did you change back?" Later, he counted out all the shortcomings of Lan Zeguang as a boy, and what his father thought about was just the problem of the proportion of "gentlemen" in the family.
Well, now the shape shì is reversed.
In order not to be entangled any longer, Dad took a sip of Maoyu tea. The tea was light and refreshing, and instantly made him forget the troubles in his heart.
However, the mother who had long accepted the fact that Lan Zeguang had become a girl, it was too late to be happy at this time. She nodded. He said, "Okay, it's too late for me to be happy!" ”
"......" heard that his parents agreed with him, Lan Zeguang breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly felt that his eyes were a little moist. Although I feel that the process of "identification" is different from what I imagined. But at least...... They still maintained the relationship between their children. In the past, Lan Zeguang was most worried about this.
However, just when Lan Zeguang was moved, my mother was a little confused. She patted Lan Zeguang's knee, looking like she had been deceived, and scolded Lan Zeguang in front of Lucifer and said, "Guangguang, you see that Lucifer is such a beautiful girl, how can you say that he is a boy?" ”
"......" Lan Zeguang knew that his mother was cunning and borrowed a knife to kill people. Asked Lucifer's gender unclearly. In fact, Lan Zeguang and Lucifer both knew what she meant.
It's just to reconfirm Lucifer's gender.
If Lucifer's gender is male, it's easy to get married, right?
Satisfy you! Just don't be surprised!
"He's a man." The corners of Lan Zeguang's mouth twitched. She knows. Even if he doesn't admit it, Lucifer will definitely admit it, so he just helped Lucifer say it first.
"Huh?" Listening to Lan Zeguang's words, my mother widened her eyes again. And in response to Lan Zeguang's "support", Lucifer became happy and said, "Yes, I am indeed a boy." ”
"Uh-huh? You're dressed like this, aren't you a girl? It's so beautiful! "Mom was shocked, and Mom was shocked.
"Aha......" Lan Zeguang knew that Lucifer was definitely going to make a fuss about his gender again.
"It's really the boys, it's just that people think it's so beautiful, Auntie, you know, beauty knows no gender." Lucifer was still happy. Lan Zeguang can be sure that Lucifer likes to be mesmerized by his beauty and then know his true life as a victim of other beings.
"He's a pervert." Lan Zeguang echoed on the side. However, Lan Zeguang's parents couldn't listen to Lan Zeguang's complaints.
In the shock of the two elders, Lucifer stood up and said, "If you don't believe me, you can come and see for yourself if they are boys." ”
As he spoke, he slowly pulled up his skirt sultryly. Mom and Dad stared at Lucifer's slender thighs slowly and slowly exposing them, and then revealing the end where the pantyhose were connected.
--Under the shroud of black silk, the white fat sub-bulge below was raised with a bulge that a girl should not have.
"Oh my God!" Dad felt blind and immediately covered his eyes. And Lan Zeguang's mother's expression was cloudy: That's right, the "girl" in front of her is a man, but ...... This is too ...... from what I imagined
The ghost sent the gods, and Lan Zeguang's mother suddenly burst out with a sentence: "Then can you have a child?" ”
My mother, who had a lot of thinking, suddenly thought of creatures like "Thai ladyboys".
However, Lucifer is not ashamed of this question at all: "Yes. But Lan Ze Guangsang doesn't seem to like people's genders, and if possible, people can also become girls. ”
"As for having children~" Lucifer glanced at Lan Zeguang charmingly, then nodded his mouth and said, "Girls and girls can also have children." ”
"People want to think about Lan Zeguang Sang Monkey~" Lucifer blinked, looking expectant. (To be continued......)