Chapter 658: Old Pervert
"Forget it, forget it, let Lao Tzu see if there is anything valuable." The old man said, dragged the person off the net, and searched for him for a long time.
"Well, it's rich, it's good." With that, he stuffed the money into his bag. Then I flipped through it again and found that there was nothing on it. Suddenly, the old man saw the ring on his finger.
"This ring should be valuable." As he spoke, he had to take the ring.
"This is my wedding ring, I can't give it to you."
"Grandpa God, it's a corpse."
"Lao Tzu didn't die, okay? Where is this? Lin Hong said, propped up his body and sat up. He was kicked down the hill when he was woken up by the cold wind. I thought I was going to be finished, but I didn't expect to be lucky, first I was stopped by a tree, and then I fell into this net. Overall, the injuries were not serious.
"Lingshan, back mountain." The old man replied.
"Who are you?" Lin Hong asked.
"When it comes to who I am, you can listen well, say it and scare you to death, dig up the earwax first." The old man said.
“……”
"Back then, I was the boss of the Thirteen Taibao of Lingshan, you know? I'm the boss. You are especially allowed to call me the third master. The old man said.
"Third master? Are you a madman three? Lin Hong asked.
“……”
"Who sued you and I for being a madman? Damn, watch me pick up two watermelon knives and hack him to death. ”
“……”
"Stinky boy, speak, look down on me? Believe it or not, I'll hack you to death first? Oh my God's, something has fallen again. Madman Three looked up at it and said.
Lin Hong also raised his head at this time.
"Yuxi."
"Oops~" Before Lin Hong had time to rush up to pick up someone, this Xu Yuxi had already fallen. However, it was lucky that she still fell into the net, but at this time she passed out in a coma. It is normal to fall so high and fall into a coma after a little impact.
"Yuxi." Lin Hong got up and was about to go over, but he was pushed away by the madman Trinity.
"Stinky boy, I don't need to trouble you to save the beauty. Haha, women, I haven't seen a woman for ten years. With that, the madman ran over with all his might.
Looking at this crazy old man, Lin Hong was really a little speechless, is this really the legendary madman in Tang Ling's mouth? This non-mainstream chicken nest hairstyle, coupled with this pair of squinting eyes, this rosacea, and even two small buckteeth, is very stylish.
"Wow, it's not just women. The best, the best, stinky boy, come and see, the best. Looking at Xu Yuxi lying in the net, the madman struck his hands with a smile on his face.
"You're a grass, you're an uncle, it's your." Lin Hong walked over and hugged Xu Yuxi from the net.
"I'm fainting, I'm going to have to do artificial respiration. I'm going to lose something, I'll do it. Come, let me dedicate my flaming red lips to her. "Three madmen.
"**Ah, you're getting old, and you're going to find an old woman if you want to offer it. Even if you want to do artificial respiration, I should come. Lin Hongdao. Now Lin Hong understands why this product is called Crazy Three, this is really crazy. This Lin Hong was a little skeptical, is this guy really the legendary theory number one in the Qi Realm? Even the black and white demons want his guidance, just like him? This person is really unseemly, and it is better to be famous than to meet.
"No, no, this beauty is caught by me, and I will do artificial respiration. Come on, my flaming red lips, it's been ten years, and I've almost forgotten what a woman looks like, I'm so moved. Saying that, the madman san pounced directly, and before Lin Hong could push the madman away, Xu Yuxi suddenly raised his hand, and it was a punch.
"Wake up, wake up, I'm not very good, I woke up before I even kissed." The madman laughed.
"Old pervert, woken up by your bad breath." Xu Yuxi said angrily at this time. This Xu Yuxi is secretly unhappy in his heart, this old pervert is really going to harm other people's good things.
"Old pervert? Am I an old pervert? I...... I knew you were pretending to be dizzy, and I just used this trick to see through your tricks. "Maniac Three.
"Nonsense, I didn't." Xu Yuxi said.
"Stinky boy, do you see her so energetic, like she's unconscious?" Maniac said.
Xu Yuxi became nervous at this time, this old madman, big mouth. Seeing that the situation was not secondary, Xu Yuxi hurriedly hugged Lin Hong and cried with a whimper. "Lin Hao, falling from such a high place, where am I still in the mood to pretend to be dizzy. Woo, you're fine. ”
"Don't ...... Don't cry, whether you're pretending to be or not, I can't do it anyway. ”
"What?"
Xu Yuxi looked up at Lin Hong, and now a trace of black blood was overflowing from the corner of Lin Hong's mouth, and this person was already unconscious.
"Old pervert, what did you do to him?" This time, Xu Yuxi was really anxious. I thought I was dead when I fell down just now, but I didn't expect to be caught by the net. After that, he saw Lin Hongwu, and the stone in his heart fell. Just pretend to be dizzy and see how he can react. But now, Lin Hong suddenly fainted, can she not be in a hurry?
Saying that, Xu Yuxi was angry, put down Lin Hong, grabbed the collar of the madman three hard, and shook it vigorously: "You are all bastards, there is no good thing in the people in Lingshan." What did you do to him? You say. ”
"Beauty, beauty, don't get excited, don't get excited, I didn't do anything to him. Heaven and earth can be learned, is my third master a person who engages in such small actions? "Three madmen.
"Then why did he vomit blood, why did he fall unconscious? It was fine just now, who else is there but you? Xu Yuxi said angrily.
"Don't, don't be impulsive, I'll take a look, go see." Three ways of madness.
Now Xu Yuxi has no good way, only to believe in this madman three. Let go of him, the madman patted himself on the shoulder, then walked to Lin Hong's side, squatted down, and opened Lin Hong's eyelids. Then he pulled his mouth open and looked at Lin Hong's tongue.
"It's none of my business, it's obvious that he's not fully recovered from an old injury, and this new injury is coming up again, and it's all fucking internal injuries. Now it's normal to vomit black blood and be in a coma. When he dies, I'll help you deal with his aftermath, and you can live a good life with me in the future. The madman laughed.
"Old pervert, dead madman, I'll beat you to death, you talk nonsense, he won't die." Xu Yuxi said, and smashed it into the body of the madman three with one punch.
"Oh~Oh~ It's cool, go on, hard~"
"Oh my God, old pervert." Xu Yuxi was really speechless, how could he meet such an old pervert.
"You're wrong, coming to pervert is just my disguised identity. Actually, my real identity is...... Old **, ahaha~"
"I'll make you old perverted, I'll make you old **." This Xu Yuxi has finally broken out now, and she thinks that this crazy man is the same as the people before her. This fierce Xu Yuxi took off his shoes directly, and he pumped wildly at the madman's head.