Chapter 5 Sister, give this XX dude a mosaic

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"As long as 2o% yo, dear, as long as you give people a 2o% rebate, the customer service girl will be fully combative," the customer service girl instigated, "The customer service girl will try to help you avoid risks, stay away from traps, find the best investment direction, and can also help you find bugs in the Taobao black market, and even help you pit people together." ”

"Hmm!" Zhu Run covered his face with both hands, he couldn't look directly at this girl who was polluted by the corrupt officials of the earth, and even came out with a pit man.

"Alright! At most, the most, when people save enough money and have a body, they will help you warm up the bed when the time comes" The customer service girl said shyly, "I just watched the Edo 48 hands teaching film on your computer, and those posture customer service girls have learned it." ”

Finished! Zhu Run's whole person is Spartan, this girl who has fallen into the earth's corrupt official virus, for the sake of a 2o% kickback, the festival has been completely lost.

"Okay! Twenty percent rebate is 20 percent." Zhu Run suddenly felt that it was a lot more difficult for him to improve the earth's civilization, and his whole person was not good, so he just hoped that the Great Elder Huaxia would quickly clean up the corrupt officials again.

"Yes! 2o% rebate! I'm going to da, haha! The customer service girl cheered, "Dear! I love you so much. ”

"Alright! All right! So tell us about your construction, shall we? Zhu Run said, "Don't live up to the 2o%." ”

"No problem! Look at mine. The customer service girl was in a state of war, "From now on, please call me 'Ms. Twenty Percent'." ”

'Alright!' Twenty percent of the ladies,'" Zhu Run said, "Please let me see the value of my investment." ”

"Open all diamond-related products," the customer service girl began to automatically lay out the command.

"Whoa!" Immediately, there was light pollution in the room, and countless images of products were bubbling out.

"There are multiple civilizations in the screening record at the same time, as well as customers of low-level civilization protection laws." Immediately, most of the light pollution disappeared.

"Where there is such a law, there is generally no violent encroachment on the new civilization," the customer service girl casually explained, "but trade is not within the scope of protection, so many advanced civilizations will produce some shiny artificial gems to deceive the natives." ”

Zhu Run suddenly said: "It's like European colonists deceiving the Americans with glass beads." ”

"That's right!" The customer service girl said, "So what we are looking for is not diamonds, but the production equipment of these artificial gemstones, excluding all related goods except equipment." ”

"Huh!" Zhu Run can already distinguish the images of these goods with the naked eye.

"Pick the products that have been slowing down for the longest time."

"Huh!" Another large swath of goods disappeared.

"Now, the exciting time has come." The customer service girl shouted excitedly, "Screen the 1,000 sellers who have stayed in the same level civilization for the longest time." These scum no longer have any potential to show, and they sold everything they could for Taobao coins. ”

"Huh!" Eventually, large tracts of light pollution disappeared.

Zhu Run's heart was awe-inspiring, and he secretly warned himself not to end up like this, and then he could now clearly see the images of more than 100,000 goods the size of coins, like delicate physical models.

"In the end, select the seller with the worst character." The customer service girl shouted.

Worst character screening? Zhu Run's head was full of black lines, and he couldn't help asking: "Does this Taobao system still have character sorting options?" And even if there is, it's the best character, right? Why choose the worst? ”

"Taobao has no character options, dear!" The Taobao girl said happily, "Praise me!" This is the 'Twenty Percent Lady' contact with all the intelligent customer service girls in the interstellar Taobao black market system.,Privately set the filter.,It's also a bug.。 As for why the people chose the worst quality? It's very simple, only the worst character will be deliberately trying to produce fakes to cheat gems. For example, the seller of this product, the customer service girl has a very low private evaluation, and his equipment can produce more than 10,000 kinds of artificial gemstones. ”

"Huh!" There was only one item left in the room, and then it was enlarged to the size of a table by the customer service girl.

Description: Multi-functional artificial jewelry synthesizer, specializing in the manufacture of artificial jewelry, and natural gemstones have no difference, fool-like operation, automatic selection of ingredient ratio, no need for manual care.

Dear, have you encountered an inferior civilization? Your luck is unstoppable. The Moro brand multi-functional artificial jewelry synthesizer is capable of making 101,826 artificial gemstones. No matter what race the opponent is, no matter what strange living environment they have, the Moro multi-functional jewelry synthesizer can produce the right artificial gemstone to meet their needs. What else are you considering, such a trade artifact plus its own energy system is now only available for 9999 Star Coins.

Seller: Moro Civilization Level: 3

"It's too expensive! Do you think you're selling high-tech? The scum of Civilization 3. The customer service girl shouted dissatisfiedly, "Connect the video to me, I want to make a counteroffer." ”

"Hey, hey! Pay attention to what you say," Zhu Run shouted dissatisfiedly, "There is a civilization O-level here, and civilization 3 is a scum?" Am I not even a scumbag? Well, I'm your boss now. Also, where did I get the 9999 star coins! “

"Ahh Hey! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Get used to it! Get used to it! Haha," the customer service girl's apology was quite insincere, "Don't care about the details, those who care about the details are ...... Ahem. It doesn't matter if you don't have money, when you connect to the video, you can pretend to be deep, you don't have to say anything, I'll do it as soon as you get it. ”

"Nonsense!. Of course you can do it," Zhu Run is quite conscious of a capitalist, "Otherwise, where will the 2o% commission come from, 'twenty percent' lady, fight, girl, I am optimistic about you." ”

"Cut! It's like a local tyrant. The customer service girl muttered dissatisfiedly, and then said in an impassioned voice, "Then, give one qiē to the 'twenty percent lady'." ”

The video request is sent, waiting for the .......

In other words, is the interstellar network so weak? Their service provider won't be mobile! Zhu Run couldn't help but complain in his heart: But as the first earthling to see aliens, I was really a little excited to think about it. What do these aliens look like? Big head, big eyes, slender body? Well, it would be nice to be pretty, but it's just like a special-shaped, and it's actually acceptable. Aliens, you don't have to worry too much about the details of your appearance.

After nearly a minute of waiting, the video was finally connected......

It's just that? This looks .......

"Gross! Crash! Zhu Run couldn't help but spit it out.

Didn't you say that it was good, and at most accept the appearance of a special-shaped? Can you still make people have a good time, it's completely unacceptable, bastard! A large pillar of flesh that was red and erect, with green tendons bulging, and a crown on the head, and a trace of mucus slowly flowed down from the head, which ...... It's an enlarged version of xx, bastard! How can you call a big old man look straight up, bastard! No wonder the character is very poor, it looks like xx.

"Ahh Great sir, I don't know what you call it, lowly Charles. Moro is here to help. The alien on the opposite side glanced at Zhu Run's client number and information, and when he saw the number and confidential information at the top of the level, his whole body trembled with excitement.

Senadan out of the preferential client, in addition to the user accident of the client, it is difficult to say whether the advanced civilization knows or not, but the middle and low civilization definitely does not know, otherwise what information is kept secret.

High civilization, definitely a high civilization, only a high civilization can hide the level when the high civilization comes down to make a big purchase, am I going to reach it? As soon as the alien on the opposite side was excited, the big meat lived with more slime.

"Gross!" Zhu Run vomited again, feeling that the whole person was not good, this was the second time he vomited after being beaten tonight. Is this the rhythm of dehydration? Are you going to go to the hospital to hang glucose, bastard.

"My lord! I don't know if your civilization level is ...... "Charr. Moro smiled and asked, "Well, my lord, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Hahaha!" The customer service girl hurried to the rescue, "This is the great Lord Z, is it the level of civilization, it's not something that a scumbag like you can know, as for ...... Vomiting is a custom of adult civilization since ancient times, and it is for guests who meet for the first time. You know, in ancient times, food was precious, and vomiting at a guest was naturally the most solemn etiquette. ”

"Oh! I see, the inheritance of civilization has not been broken since ancient times, and it is really remarkable and great that such ancient etiquette can still be preserved," Charr. Paul was in awe, "Let me, as humble me, have the privilege of paying you my most sincere respect with the courtesy of your great civilization." ”

After saying that, I saw that the big meat squirmed a few times, and then a large pile of mucus squirted out violently.

"Gross! Blind my kryptonite dog eyes, vomit! Zhu Run felt that he had broken his brain by Li Shijun. What interstellar Taobao black market client, what Taobao girl is just an illusion, or how can aliens look like eighteen forbidden, and the mental hospital will not come to the door after dawn. He spat on the sour water and waved his hand weakly: "Customer service girl, hurry up...... Vomit, give ...... Give this xx dude a mosaic...... I'm going to be dehydrated if I continue like this, vomit! ”

"What xx brother, please don't speak foul language," the customer service girl said dissatisfiedly, "You have to be civilized, fortunately, people blocked the conversation here, otherwise the business would be yellow." However, this one really looks like xx, is he a close relative of the Oriental? ”

"Why the Orientals?" Zhu Run asked suspiciously.

"Because you only have Orientals in your hard drive, and the customer service girl has only seen this," the customer service girl said as a matter of course, and then she suddenly realized, "Could it be that they are a civilization that survived independently and then evolved after xx was cut off."

Shuffle! It's very possible.,It seems that after the organs of many races in the universe are cut off, they can survive independently.,Hmph,It must be like this.,But it's really amazing to be able to reproduce a race.。 ”

Belch! Sister, you think too much, Oriental xx is about to have children on his body, let alone cut off.

(ps: I didn't want to be so low-level black, but recently...... You know. )