The second update -

The princess didn't wear a swimsuit, so it was inconvenient to go into the water, and she squatted on the edge of the hot spring: "Mother, for the pillar industry of our elf race, she really worked hard, and she didn't forget to study biscuits even when she took a bath." ”

The queen smiled and said: "In the future, the throne will be passed to you, and I will lay a good foundation for you, so that you will not get a mess when you take over, and hand over a wealthy ethnic group to you, so that your mother can retire with peace of mind." ”

The princess was very moved: "Mother is so kind to me. ”

She's such a fart! Lin Bai wanted to jump up and complain, just when she was saying warm words to her daughter, the little hands under the water were still very dishonest up and down, moving back and forth, so that Lin Bai's whole body was immersed in a comfortable feeling, and at the same time, his hands were also sandwiched between his legs by the queen, gently rubbing.

"You're not here to do that, are you?" The queen smiled at the princess.

Only then did the princess think of her original intention of coming here, turned to Lin Bai, and said in a very embarrassed voice: "Mr. Demon King, thank you very much for the dress you bought for me during the day, after thinking about it, I still can't accept your things in vain, but I am a little reluctant to give it back to you...... Is that good? I will work hard to save money, and when I have saved enough, I will return the money to you. ”

"Okay, this kind of trivial matter, don't be so solemn." Lin Bai said helplessly.

"How can it be said that it is a small thing? It's a very big deal. The princess said pitifully: "It is more than two thousand yuan, which is a lot of money." ”

"Okay, I understand, pay me back when you have saved enough." Lin Bai waved his hand at her and said, "Go back to sleep." Well, that's right. I want to sleep too and can't continue to discuss cookies here. ”

Lin Bai used the princess's super-wattage light bulb to protect him. Finally broke free from the Queen's evil little bad hands, escaped from the hands of the two hundred and fifty years of horror little widow, jumped out of the hot springs, and fled back to his room with his feet on Hot Wheels. Back in the room, be careful that the liver is still popping and popping, meowing, it's too dangerous, this family can't stay, and it's not safe to stay sooner or later. I don't know if you can call the police for help in this case.

But after thinking about it carefully, Lin Bai can't blame the queen, just now he couldn't control his hands first, first reached out underwater and touched the queen's thighs, stirred up the spring love of the pretty widow, and then ran away, as if it was himself who was not kind? Is this self-inflicted iniquity, and you cannot live—

The next morning, the old neighbors were surprised to find out. The female demon king sat back on the side of the street, and she had not seen the female demon king come out for several months, only that she had been playing games in the backyard every day, and now she was seen carrying the tea table. Setting up a table of tea sets and lazily lying in the rattan chair to bask in the sun, many old neighbors are in a better mood.

"Overlord Flower Girl. How did it come out today? Uncle Zhang greeted with a smile.

"I'm quitting gaming." The female demon king said with a smile: "Everyone has their own things to do, and they can't always accompany this king to be willful." ”

"What a thoughtful girl." Uncle Zhang praised her. then gave Zhang Deyi next to him a kick: "My son is an ignorant person, I knew that he was strangled to give birth to a daughter again." ”

"Hey. Dad, don't be so ruthless, right? Zhang Deyi threw a fritter into the oil pan and fried it, flipped it with chopsticks while frying, and said with a smile: "Aren't I helping you work?" You can retire honorably, and I promise to take care of you and my mother in the future. ”

"It's all nonsense, do you want to raise it?" Uncle Zhang scolded: "The shares of the hot spring village that Xiaobai won for us can now get tens of thousands of yuan in dividends every month, you don't need to raise it, Lao Tzu can live a prosperous life in the rest of the days, you kid take care of yourself, the money earned by this soybean milk fritter stall will be given to you in the future, you work hard to save money, and it is right to get a daughter-in-law for Lao Tzu to come back." ”

Zhang Deyi smiled: "How can ordinary women look at me so stupid, this matter is no fun for the time being." ”

"It's all nonsense! As long as you can make a lot of money, who dares to call you stupid? Uncle Zhang kicked him again and said: "Whether a man is smart or stupid is evaluated by his work ability, not by whether his brain turns fast or slowly, that kind of thing is called cleverness, and a man who can make money is great wisdom." ”

The female demon king smiled and watched Uncle Zhang's father and son quarrel, this scene has not been seen for a long time, she suddenly regretted that she had wasted months playing games in the backyard, now that she thinks about it, how can the game be fun sitting on the side of the street?

Lin Bai sat beside her, patted her on the shoulder and said, "I know what you're thinking, but your idea is wrong, in the time of playing the game, you also get some kind of joy on the Cheng dù, that is also a part of life, there is nothing to regret." ”

"Really?"

"Yes! Happy too, right? ”

"Indeed!" The female demon king laughed, life is so good, there is really nothing to regret. The game is life, sitting on the side of the street and watching the excitement is also life, life is composed of various links, there is no distinction between superior and inferior. You can't use the latter lifestyle to deny your previous lifestyle, that would be too immature.

As the two of them were talking about this, they saw the iceberg beauty on the opposite street put an electronic scale out of the store and placed it at the door of the swimsuit shop, which was used to weigh the customers who came to the store. Ordinary pharmacies will prepare such electronic scales, Iceberg Beauty's shop sells women's swimsuits, and the customers in the store are stinky and beautiful women, so she intimately prepared an electronic scale for customers to use.

"Oh, the scales!" As soon as the female demon king saw this thing, she became interested: "This king hasn't been out for months, and he hasn't even weighed himself, so he has to try it." ”

"What is there to try, you will know that you have gained weight at a glance." Lin Bai smiled weirdly.

The female demon king snorted, propped herself up from the wicker chair, walked to the opposite street with slender steps, and stood on the electronic scale. A few seconds later, an earth-shattering scream sounded across the street, Lin Bai was so frightened by this scream that he fell directly from the wicker chair to the ground, and the neighbors and tourists all over the street turned their heads to look, only to see the female demon king holding her head in her hands and screaming: "Ahh ”

She suddenly picked up the electronic scale and ran towards the house like a flyer, Lin Bai shouted, "Hey, what are you doing?" What kind of trouble is it to rob the electronic scale in someone's store? ”

The female demon king shouted, "There must be too many clothes to wear, and this king is going back to his room and stripping naked." ”

Lin Bai: "......"

A few seconds later, an earth-shattering scream sounded in the female demon king's room: "Ahhhh ”

Lin Bai's mind came up with the scene of a naked woman standing on the electronic scale screaming, which was really a little hurtful. After a long while, I saw the female demon king drooping her head, coming down from the upper floor in disheveled clothes, first walking back to the street, putting the electronic scale in front of the swimsuit shop, and then walking back in despair, sitting on the rattan chair, the whole person seemed to fall apart: "It's over, this king is fat...... This king will keep getting fat, fat, fat...... Then he became the same as Aunt Qin. ”

Lin Bai thought about Aunt Qin and the second-generation Aunt Qin, replaced their faces with the faces of the female demon king, and instantly had a layer of goosebumps all over his body, quickly returned his thinking to normal, and looked at the female demon king carefully, she was still the most beautiful one among the women Lin Bai knew, with a devilish figure, a soul-seducing temperament, from a man's point of view, it was simply a stunner that led people to commit crimes, and said with a smile: "Don't talk nonsense, you don't look fat at all, you still look just as beautiful, your body is still devilish, no problem." ”

"Don't comfort this king, this king has gained three pounds, a full three pounds!" The female demon king stretched out three fingers: "Why? Why is it so fat? ”

"You eat snacks every day, and most of them are sweets, and you still sit in front of the computer and play games motionless, for a whole few months, what's so strange about gaining three pounds? The average person will gain thirty pounds if he doesn't do it. Lin Bai comforted her and said: "Three catties doesn't matter, it doesn't affect your body shape." ”

"No! Since you have gained three pounds, it is possible to gain another thirty pounds, and once you have gained thirty pounds, it is possible to gain three hundred pounds. There is a saying in your human world, 'See the big with the small', 'If you don't sweep a house, you can't sweep the world'. The female demon king's mouth was full of messy and unreliable idioms, Lin Bai really didn't know what these idioms had to do with gaining three pounds, she resolutely said: "From today on, this king will start a round of weight loss plan!" ”

"Hey, hey, be reliable!" Lin Bai Khan.

The female demon king said seriously: "Get up in the morning and run 2,000 kilometers in the morning, lift 500 tons of heavy objects to do squats 100 times, sit-ups 100 million, push-ups 50 million ......"

"Hey, hey!" Lin Bai Khan: "Are you training super monsters or losing weight?" If you continue to practice like this, I am afraid that you will become the rhythm of the first muscular woman in the universe, you don't lose fat, but grow a body of hard muscles. ”

"Can't you?"

"Nonsense, of course not, I can't like a woman with hard muscles all over my body." Lin Bai complained.

Since Xiaobai doesn't like it, of course the female demon king can't do it. Although she was very eager to lose weight, she didn't want to annoy Lin Bai, so she thought about it for a while and said, "Then change the plan, skip breakfast and dinner, only eat Chinese food, and refuse a qiē snack......"

"You think this is easy to do?" Lin Bai took out a piece of chocolate from his pocket and shook it in front of the female demon king.

The eyes of the female demon king followed the chocolate, turned left, turned right, her eyes slipped and slipped, and after slipping around twice, she suddenly said: "Although I have made a plan, I haven't said what day I want to start implementing it, so let's just start tomorrow and have some snacks at the end today." After speaking, she snatched the chocolate from Lin Bai's hand and threw it into her mouth.

Take a look, if such a woman can successfully lose weight, Lao Tzu will be able to become Pan An, Lin Bai cocked Erlang's legs and said, "It's all blind tossing." (To be continued......) R1292