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"Hey, hey, what? You say I owe more than 1,000 calls on my phone? Really? You've never called! ”

"What? Called, or a foreign call? I don't fucking speak German at all, and you're saying I'm calling a foreigner? ”

"Hey, hey!"

"Sir, do you have anything else to do? If nothing else, please rate our service! ”

"Hey, I'm cǎo, don't hang! I'm going to complain about your indiscriminate phone bills! ”

"I'm sorry sir, if nothing else......"

"Doot toot!"

"Grass!"

Ning Bufan angrily smashed the old-fashioned Nokia phone on the sand, staring at the ceiling with blank eyes, only feeling that his life was getting darker and darker, and more and more hopeless.

The future is bleak......

It's rare to find someone as unlucky as him.

I was finally admitted to a key university from the countryside, and went straight to the capital with a living expense of 4,000 yuan, but I didn't expect to be deceived by an old guy who sold fake treasures to buy a piece of jade from the Warring States Period for more than 3,000 before I even stepped into the capital.

Running to the treasure club with great interest, Ning Bufan felt that he was about to get rid of the title of poor ghost, become rich and handsome, buy a small bungalow, marry a big beauty, and raise a small ** to become a ginseng winner!

But the reality is unforgiving!

"Your piece of jade, imitation is extremely rough, and the workmanship is very poor, thirty!"

"This broken jade? You say it can be sold for tens of thousands? Are you sure you're kidding? Twenty, don't pull it! ”

"Thirty or not?"

Ning Bufan remembered that the cold wind blew him cold, like a soulless body.

My name is Ning Bufan, and my life should be as extraordinary as my name, but your sister, thief, what are you?

After being deceived, Ning Bufan felt very angry and aggrieved.

But smash this piece of jade. Ning Bufan felt distressed again, and felt that it was not worth selling thirty yuan, so in the end he simply put the jade in his pocket and let it live or die.

After the university report, Ning Bufan's living expenses were not much, and in order to survive, Ning Bufan could only go to the small restaurant next to him to work to make money.

The sad life is just the beginning.

Ning Bufan felt that if he was allowed to choose again, he decided not to listen to the old man's fool who bought 3,000 yuan of jade and could sell it for 300,000 yuan, and he would never be greedy for any cheapness.

Because that's just the beginning of bad luck!

The mobile phone card he just did, not a month ago, he inexplicably owed a thousand yuan, originally he thought it was because of the mobile phone card, so he ruthlessly threw away and bought a new card, but he didn't expect that the newly bought card didn't even use it for five days......

And his sister owes a thousand dollars!

This, how can I have the money to charge the phone bill?

Ning Bufan took a deep breath, he stood up, gritted his teeth, and felt that the small setback he suffered now would definitely be better in the future!

Who made their name Ning Bufan?

The heavens have a great responsibility for the people, and they must first suffer their minds......

Ah Q's spirit plus self-hypnosis, Ning Bufan finally picked up the black and white Nokia mobile phone!

"Forget it, buy a new phone, it must be some phone bill virus in this broken phone!"

Ning Bufan hesitated again and again, and finally sighed, although he was reluctant to use this mobile phone that had been with him for several years, but for the sake of the future, he made a difficult decision!

"Dididi!"

Just after finishing speaking, the phone suddenly vibrate.

What?

Can you still make a phone call when your phone is down?

Nima: Isn't this scientific?

Ning Bufan saw that it was an unknown phone number, and he pressed the answer button curiously.

"Dididi!"

"Boss, don't lose me, I know it's wrong, I won't dare to do it again."

"What? Who are you? ”

"Boss, my dearest boss, I know that I am wrong, I will never dare to chat with my foreign sister in the future."

Ning Bufan shuddered and threw the Nokia mobile phone on the ground, his face turned white with fright, the Nokia mobile phone became halved, the battery fell out, and the black and white screen was still flashing happily......

A mobile phone that doesn't use electricity? I'm going to go, what's going on?

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts, boss, I know it's wrong!"

A childish voice came from the mobile phone again, and this time Ning Bufan swallowed his saliva.

What the is this!

He was stunned!

After a long time, Ning Bufan came back to his senses.

In the old dormitory, he trembled and picked up his mobile phone that was still calling without a battery.

"Are you a human or a ghost?"

"Boss, I'm not a human, I'm not a ghost, I'm a mobile phone, you can call me Nokia, or Little Nono, or Little Kiki, or Little Yaya" The mobile phone screen flashed happily, and a childish coquettish voice made a very humane voice "Boss, put on my clothes, I will be ......embarrassed if you stare at me like this"

After finishing speaking, there were bursts of red light in cooperation, and he looked like a child was shy......

"I'll rub!" Ning Bufan felt that no matter how good his ability to accept it was, he couldn't help but shake his body again.

My broken phone is a sperm, is it really fake?

"You're a youkai?"

"Boss, can you put my clothes on first?"

"Oh!" Ning Bufan held back his horror, put the Nokia mobile phone on the electric board, and then covered the back cover.

"Oh, it's much more comfortable, boss, I'm a monster, but I don't know when I became a monster, but I don't think this qiē is important, the important thing is, boss, I've always felt that you are a big-hearted person who never cares, right?" The phone flickered softly a few times, and then the phone screen dimmed.

Ning Bufan nodded stunned!

"Oh, then will you forgive a naïve, kind kid for a little mistake?"

The phone lit up lightly and the keyboard lighted.

"Of course, it's a child, after all." Ning Bufan nodded stupidly again!

"Oh, that's good, boss, then you won't worry about me chatting with my foreign sister in your name, right?"

"What?" Ning Bufan, who just wanted to nod again, his face changed, and he instantly became gloomy, "I wipe, I feel that these words are all made by you?" ”

"The boss is worthy of being extremely smart and wise, I think since I followed the boss, my waist is not sore, my legs are not painful, and I am not tired of 30,000 pieces of information in one breath...... Boss, I'm going to mess with you in the next life! ”

"Smack!"

Ning Bufan was so angry that he threw his phone on the sand.

"Boss, it hurts, it hurts, you said you would forgive me, aren't you a handsome and wise man?" The mobile phone screen flickered for a long time, and the childish voice kept ringing in Ning Bufan's ears.

"I ......, forget it, I'm a very generous person, but don't you know if it's an example?" Ning Bufan shook his head in a daze, feeling that his brain was messing up, "What time is it?" ”

"Report to the boss, it's four o'clock in the afternoon."

"Oh, what? It's four o'clock? Ning Bufan's face changed, grabbed his mobile phone and rushed out of the house.

Half past four is the time for the university to drop off customers, Ning Bufan has to deliver takeaway to those guests in the university dormitory, if the delivery is late, it is estimated that he will be fired by the restaurant proprietress squid.

Now I am shy in my pocket, and if I lose this job, I will starve to death.

…………………………………………

"Crunch, crunch, crunch!"

As the sun set, Ning Bufan finished delivering the last takeaway and rode the dilapidated 28 bicycle back to the small restaurant slowly.

When passing by a remote alley, the mobile phone in Ning Bufan's pocket suddenly rang.

"What's the matter?"

"Boss, I'm hungry!"

"Are you hungry? What to eat? Ning Bufan has slowly accepted the fact that his mobile phone has become a refinement.

What can I do if I don't accept it? Do you still preach to others that your mobile phone has become a goblin?

It's no wonder that he wasn't sent to the Second Castle Peak Psychiatric Hospital!

"I want to recharge! Also, boss, can you give me a new mobile phone card, I feel lonely like snow in the days when I don't have a mobile phone card! ”

"You little devil also know loneliness? Don't do it! How rich am I! ”

Ning Bufan rode the car downhill, tapped the brakes slightly, and shook his head speechlessly.

"Boss, if you don't get a mobile phone card, what if your parents in your hometown call you? What if your crush's little sister suddenly wants to confess to you, but your phone is down? How sad they must be! ”

"Crush on me? Someone has a crush on me? Ning Bufan's breathing suddenly became a little heavy, and he admitted that the words of the mobile phone directly hit his soft underbelly.

"Yes, I gave several little sisters information in your name, you know, several of them are the school flowers of your school!"

"What? School flowers? I can't afford to climb this school flower...... Well, Ban Hua or something, is there any? Ning Bufan was stunned again, and couldn't help but say what was in his heart.

"Yes, yes! As long as you buy me a card, you can get everything! What a star, what a princess, as long as you want to ......" The phone shook lightly again, but the voice had a taste of conspiracy.

"Okay, let's buy it!" The stupid Ning Bufan turned a few corners in a chic manner, bent into the mobile business hall next to him, took out a hundred yuan bill and ruthlessly bought a mobile phone card.

Just waiting for the payment to walk out of the mobile store and looking at Bian Bian's wallet, Ning Bufan suddenly felt that he had been trapped.

That's not right!

Not long after I arrived at college, I was buried in delivering food all day long, where did the school girl have a crush on me?

"You ......"

"Boss, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have used hypnosis to bring your mind into chaos, I promise I won't dare next time!"

The phone shook, and the childish, apologetic voice rang again!

"I ......"