Chapter 0179 - What is the money if you want to go to the bullring
There are some righteous people, and there are also some crooked talents, that is, the so-called three seven points. Xiao Xingchen is a talented person, which is recognized by everyone, although his ratio is the relationship between three and seven, but it is still reversed, it is appropriate, it should be called seven and three.
That is, seven points are crooked, and three points are positive. Of course, there is a difference between this crookedness and evil, for example, he described Merlot as a rubber doll, but it is crooked without harming others, and it belongs to the category of farting and pulling chairs.
From the sleeping position when Feng Yao found out that he and Meiluo were extremely unphotogenic, to the time he sent Meiluo into the duty room of the blonde-haired waiter, after that, he has changed from strategic defense to strategic offense.
He asked Feng Yao if the hotel had sent her a rubber doll, and her nose was crooked, so she decided to use force to settle the dispute, and she chased him in the small room.
He jumped up and down from the bed, causing Feng Yao to spin around the big bed. Feng Yao was out of breath, but he was very relaxed.
"Mr. Xiao, there's a lady looking for you outside!" Just as they were using the room as a battlefield, the blonde waiter pushed the door in and said.
The blonde waitress looked at the messy room, if there was a god like this in the hotel, then the first thing she would do was to resign!
"Why do you want to put a little print in front of your husband?" Xiao Xingchen asked her this question in a low and stern voice, because the small words added made him feel like a little second brother, and his hairs stood up.
"I always feel that you are not like ordinary people, a little like that...... I feel like adding a small print is in line with who you are. Mr. Xiao, do you have any objection to my title to you? "The blonde waiter knows that you can't confront God directly, but you can also use a roundabout approach.
For example, she said that Xiao Xingchen was the one, and she thought that he couldn't understand it, so when she said it, she was a little proud!
Xiao Xingchen can be said to be an expert in that research, how can he not understand her words? However, he thinks that he is surrounded by people who are against him. He had the feeling of being surrounded by Emperor Xiu, and the atmosphere was similar to that of embattled.
Since someone wants to look for him, then he feels that it is more appropriate to go out at this time.
"How could it be you?" Xiao Xingchen looked behind him, Feng Yao was still there angry that he didn't hit him, but he saw Mei Luo in front of him, and he asked nervously.
However, it must be said that Merlot's dress is very generous and decent, like a female official receiving foreign guests: a white short-sleeved shirt, blue trousers, and not too high heels. It's just that her breasts are too big, and between the buttons, it's like edges and corners.
"Oh, Xiao Daying, I found you! Woo-woo......" Merlot said, keeping three paces away from him and sobbing quietly.
"You are?" Xiao Xingchen felt: If he is the male number one of the Oscars, then Merlot is the female number one. At this time, he exclaimed in feigned surprise.
Merlot looked up in great cooperation, tears still hanging in her eyes.
"Oh my god...... Are you Merlot? Xiao Xingchen's wonderful and dedicated acting, the real purpose of which was to cover up the embarrassment of being seen by Feng Yao in the morning.
"I don't have a son as big as you!" Melo whispered. Then, Chang said loudly: "Xiao Yingying, as long as you give me a proof, I can get the bonus!" You can prove it with me now! ”
After Feng Yao walked out, she looked at where the girl seemed to have seen her, but she couldn't remember it for a while.
Xiao Xingchen faced Mei Luo and Feng Yao, introduced her to her, and introduced her to her. At this point, in his heart, all the embarrassment this morning has come to a successful end.
Since then, Xiao Xingchen is Wang Xiaoyi, and the two of them are Maimaiti, and the three of them have become good brothers since then. At least, for now.
Xiao Xingchen will put one hand on Mero Maimaiti's shoulder, of course Merlot Maimaiti has nothing to say, since the first time he started on that motorboat, plus I don't know how many times tonight, he is already considered an old friend, and a shoulder is considered a bird? Besides, now, their target is the headquarters of the International Drug Enforcement Administration, and Xiao Xingchen wants to prove it for her.
Xiao Xingchen's other hand was on Feng Yao's shoulder again, and was grabbed and thrown down by Feng Yaomaimaiti, she was not not righteous enough, but she had already recognized at this time that this beauty named Meiluo was the "rubber doll" on Xiao Xingchen's bed tonight.
Therefore, Feng Yao had a feeling of being deceived!
Feng Yao did not go in at the gate of the International Drug Enforcement Administration. In good conscience, although she was very anxious about her own affairs, she was far less anxious than Merlo. Moreover, although her own affairs are urgent, but her goal is not clear, but Merlot is different, her goal is very clear: to ask someone to prove it, and to take money.
An hour passed, and Mei Luo arrived at the gate, and before she had time to say hello to Feng Yao, the text message on her mobile phone arrived, and one million and two hundred and sixty thousand had arrived.
Meiluo was so happy that she hugged Xiao Xingchen, kissed him affectionately, and imprinted a round lipstick on his face.
"Isn't it 1.8 million, how can it be less?" Xiao Xingchen took Meiluo's text message and looked at it, and suddenly three black lines and three flames appeared above his head.
"Another 30 percent is personal income tax!" Meiluo's face smiled so much that the white moon season flower was the same!
"Paralyzed, so many taxes?" Xiao Xingchen seemed to see a few thieves stealing the rest of Merlot's money.
"It's a glorious thing to be able to pay taxes!" Merlot's face is still white and moony, with money, people are noble, language is the product of thought, therefore, language is also shining brightly.
“…… Belch! When Xiao Xingchen heard this, he was stunned for a moment: The people of Daxia have always had a "good" tradition, and it is smart to avoid taxes reasonably. In fact, this reasonable tax avoidance and tax evasion are the two names of the same thing.
Xiao Xingchen's face was very red, as red as a cockscomb: a prostitute who said something unpleasant, and a prostitute actually said that it was a very honorable thing to be able to pay taxes!
Suddenly, in front of the General Administration of Anti-Narcotics, a very high-end car stopped, and Xiao Xingchen couldn't even name it. He just intuitively thinks that this money should be worth a lot of money!
Out of it came a shy policeman with a big belly and a big-brimmed hat, and the flesh on his body shook three times with one step.
Xiao Xingchen just now agreed that it is glorious to pay taxes, but when he saw this shaking meat, he changed his opinion again: What is the glory of paying taxes? It harms these officials who are dedicated to serving the people to suffer from obesity, high blood pressure, high blood lipids, high blood sugar, and fatty liver.
"Look at the scourge you have brought people to the wreck!" Xiao Xingchen glared at Mei Luo and roared.
Mei Luo and Feng Yao were stunned, what happened to Xiao Xingchen, could it be that he had a little foundation in his nerves, and he could have a seizure at any time?
"Well, you can't be blamed for this, there are other taxpayers!" Xiao Xingchen felt that his views were biased, and he was a hero who knew his mistakes and changed them, so he immediately corrected himself.
"What are you talking about?" Feng Yao and Mei Luo shouted in unison, because, if Xiao Xingchen is really sick, then nothing is as important as this, you have to see a doctor for him first!
"Hehe, I'm sorry! I mean, the police officer's obesity today is all caused by your taxes, and if it's all caused by you, then you're the culprit. If you think about it, there are other taxpayers who caused it, and you can't be blamed for this! Hehe...... "Xiao Xingchen further corrected his point just now.
Feng Yao and Mei Luo looked at him and came to a common conclusion: he is not an idiot, but at least the logic is a little confused!
"Where are we going down here?" Feng Yao was going to come to her mother this time, which was much more complicated than the tadpole's mood, she asked Xiao Xingchen, who was still emotional.
"Merlot, where's the bullring?" Xiao Xingchen didn't answer Feng Yao's words, but turned to Meiluo and asked.
"Which bullring?"
Hearing Meiluo's answer, Xiao Xingchen was stunned, it seemed that he was not one. "It's the one in the big commercial!"
"Oh...... Hehe, you said it's viagra? Merlot said with a smile.
"You ......" Xiao Xingchen looked at her stunned, thinking, at night, you don't understand my skills! Therefore, he asked depressedly: "At my age, what do you want to do with that?" ”
"Huh...... You have such a good sense of humor! The bullring you're talking about is called the International Viagra Bullring! Thirty miles south of the capital city of Weilun, it was built only two years ago. Around the bullring, a small town was built, and all the people in that town served the bullring! ”
"Serving the bullring?" Xiao Xingchen became Grandma Liu.
"You think, around the viagra bullring, there are three viagra bullrings. Viagra bullring alone, there are 40,000 seats in the stands, these 40,000 people eat, drink, Lazar and sleep, how many people do they need to serve them! And how many prostitutes like you have to feed......"
"Oh no, no, stop talking!" Xiao Xingchen glanced at Feng Yao, who was casting a contemptuous look at her. "Merlot, don't think of me like that. Not to mention that I am an international hero, I am also a pure person, a moral person, a shy person, how many prostitutes do you say? ”
"Dude, don't say it, you proved for me that you won more than one million, brother invited you two to watch the bullfight, how about it?" Merlot patted her fat chest and said impassionedly.
"Okay!" This is in Xiao Xingchen's arms. He thought to himself, 40,000 people, if he defeats the bull, half of the people admire him, and it will also fill the admiration in his consciousness!
In the past few days, he deeply felt that there are admiration coins all over the world, and it is difficult to move an inch without admiration coins. The dignified yamen is open, and there is no reason to admire the coin, Mo came in!
"If you want to go, go ahead, I won't go......" Feng Yao was looking for her mother this time as a tadpole, and she didn't have the heart to watch any bullfighting.
Xiao Xingchen mysteriously walked up to Feng Yao, saw that the sun was basking her face, pulled her to the shade of the tree, and asked quietly: "You say, when a person has endless money, what does he want to do?" ”
Feng Yao smiled bitterly, and then said lightly: "This, it's not easy to generalize!" This varies from person to person. A hungry man, suddenly has an endless amount of money, his first thought is to eat a full stomach, like I want to have endless money, I will find my mother, treat my father's illness. Like if you have money to spend, you'll be lying on it all day long......"
"Oh no, no, don't say it, don't say it!" Xiao Xingchen felt that her words were so harsh, and urgently stopped!