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(Rushed a chapter out, I'll try to get another chapter)

Every time Li Muge is quiet in the dead of night, as long as the weather is good and he is interested, he will sit on the rooftop or balcony and stare at the moon above the sky that is basically not very clear, and pour himself a cup of Coca-Cola, which is popular in the world, and of course, Pepsi is also fine. As for why this is the case, in order not to let the stuff stored in his lower body be too much to be ridiculed by Li Mengxi the next day, it is necessary to kill and kill [beep-] This habit full of petty bourgeoisie has gradually decreased since moving out with Li Xiaoli, who has nothing to do with running to his house to eat and drink, and also guides someone to get up silently in the morning to wash his pants for a long time.

But since Li Muge was revealed by Liu Zaishi last night after several dolls from the neon country manufacturer dsdoLL on his sand, although Li Muge was heartbroken for a long time, he still couldn't help but stretch out his sinful hand, and he was refreshed after a night, but

"My stupid brother, you're really in a hurry, I just gave it to you yesterday, and you used it last night?" Looking at Li Muge with great interest, Li Mengxi, who was standing in the courtyard and staring at the night sky with a vicissitudes of life, held his face and blinked his eyes, flashing and shining.

"Ahem, you don't understand my loneliness." Li Muge twitched his face and said calmly.

"Yes, I don't understand, only dolls do." Li Mengxi held back a smile, "Brother, I can't see that you still have a bit of a uniform fetish, ouch I also bought silk online, a, the taste is good." ”

"If you have something to say, you have nothing to retreat!" Li Muge blushed and yelled at Li Mengxi.

"Ha Ji Won attended the dinner of the crew of "Huang Jinyi" tonight." Li Mengxi reported with an obedient face.

"Go on."

"Someone sued me, this time Jang Geun-dae started to help people pull pi strips again, and the object is Ha Ji Won." Li Mengxi elegantly trimmed her slightly longer nails and said casually.

"Which one is so bold? Knowing that Ha Ji Won has a good relationship with you, still dare to play this play? Although Li Muge was a little unhappy, he knew that since the elder sister said it, then Ha Ji Won must have no, but it was a little strange that there were still people in such a big place as South Korea who moved the people around the elder sister?

"The foreigners who came back from the United States have been on the side of the US imperialists for a long time, and they look down on us like a little slap in the face, just like someone." Li Mengxi glanced lightly, "Even the things that are used are only mud bombardment, or American imperialists." Li Mengxi said with a pointed smile.

Li Muge didn't hear it, so he silently went to the refrigerator and added a few more ice cubes to the Coke in his cup, so as to calm down.

"Tonight at seven o'clock, the Shilla Hotel. I've told you, the opportunity to save the beauty of the hero for free depends on whether you can take advantage of it. After Li Mengxi finished repairing the nails on his hands, he shook his tender hand in front of Li Muge, then picked up his backpack and prepared to leave.

"I said, you can just make a phone call about this, why bother to come directly?" Li Muge glanced at Li Mengxi with some amusement.

"I'm here to see what I sent, whether my stupid brother is making good use of it." After Li Mengxi finished speaking, he turned into a crow and disappeared, uh, he was wrong, he got in the car and left.

"I'll just say it, everyone knows each other so well." Li Muge watched Li Mengxi leave and muttered.

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"Today, the content of the class. I'll take a look~~~" Li Muge scratched his head at the chicken nest and said weakly as he looked at the noisy students below.

"Professor, stop the class, tell us about your interesting filming."

"That's it, or tell me how you met Bao'er, can you help us sign it."

"I said," Li Muge raised his eyebrows with a dark face, "How can you say that you are also a student of Er University, can you be a little reserved." ”

"Hold the hair! Can you soak the girl? If you are reserved, you can't chase stars! Professor, you are a full man, I don't know that a hungry man is hungry, our computer communication O511 class looks at it, there are three melons and two dates, and you don't understand the pain of other people!! A young man with a youthful and beautiful pimple face stood up and howled.

Many college students in South Korea have already served in the military before entering the school, and after choosing a major such as a science and engineering university with a bad brain, it is very likely that they have not been in contact with girls for several years, so this ** Cheng dù is basically at a critical point, but fortunately, a certain industry in South Korea is still relatively standardized, so social stability is still very good, of course, this is only comparative.

"It's a little bit promising, okay, you put your enthusiasm for finding seeds on friendship one by one, I don't know how many you have been on for a long time, and you still need to ask me? Lao Tzu is still bothered by emotional problems. Li Muge slapped the textbook and shouted loudly, and the aggrieved spirit instantly cooled down the teacher.

"Professor, no, how do you say that you are also a rich second generation, although you look a little uglier than us IT elites (Li Muge: The kid has a kind of repeat!). Hm, so handsome and so young than us, and also have emotional problems? A man who looks quite green and has a good ** character asked strangely, this is also one of the few people in this class who have an object, if it weren't for the fact that people are five big and three thick, they would have been burned into nourishment by the angry FFF party.

"Alas, it's all tears, no, why am I telling you this, go to class. After finishing the school early, the young master still has something to do. Li Muge waved his hand to signal the start of class, and the students below also restrained their attitude and listened carefully when they saw it. This is a rule set by Li Muge with every class, 2o minutes to 3o disputes before class or before class, everyone can make trouble, how to ask themselves personal questions, everyone can chat and fart with each other, but when Li Muge starts to teach formally, everyone has to listen carefully to me, and if you don't listen carefully, you can sleep on your stomach, as long as you can sleep. And these students who can go to Er are also the best in high school, and they can shock a person to death when they are released, so they have always been very well-behaved, and there are no people who sleep in class, play on their mobile phones and read novels.

"In the first half of this year, you did a good job, which made Young Master Ben quite face-saving in front of other colleagues. As a reward, Master Ben will help you connect with girls from other departments. Stop, stop, don't get excited, declare in advance, it's okay to chase my sister, who played that kind of indiscriminate means for me, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people. You know, your dear professor has a big backstage! After Li Muge finished speaking, he put away the textbook and left the teacher, and all the students in the teacher were shouting long live the professor, which made the students in other classes curious about what kind of wind this class was smoking.

"I'm really great." Li Muge, who walked out of the teaching building, listened to the cheers behind him, and he was moved by himself, where can the world find me how a good teacher, physiology and psychology comprehensively cultivate students' health, alas, the Nobel Prize for education has to be awarded to me.

In other words, Nobel can't do it, can you get an education award or something in South Korea? Let a teacher like us have nothing to do and show off with an award?

"Young Master, where are you going now?" After lunch, Li Muge walked out of the school gate, and a black bodyguard wearing sunglasses and a black special police officer stood next to a Humvee and asked Li Muge respectfully.

"Zheng Quanshui beautician, there is a party tonight, how can you attend if you don't dress up well?" Li Muge patted the shoulder of the black special policeman, "Anyway, I said Tie Zhu'er, can you dress up so sassy, it's only been a few years, how did that simple and kind child become such a boring **." ”

The black special policeman called Tie Zhu'er stumbled and almost fell, and looked helplessly at the immeasurable boss and grinned: "Isn't this a rare opportunity to make a cameo, besides, I heard that this is the place where the old cow is in the stick, Miss Mengxi said that there are many girls here, if you dress up well, you can have a little lady who likes herself, and I can marry a daughter-in-law to serve my mother." ”

"Speaking Korean, don't keep saying sticks in Korea, your sister Mengxi is also Korean." Li Muge shook his head helplessly and reminded for the 7324th time.

"I'll just tell you about my hometown, I've always been a thief and cold outside. You don't know how happy those little ladies on Ms. Park's side are when they see me, and their faces are not exaggerated. The iron pillar thief said to Li Muge.

"Then why don't you just take those little girls? I remember a few of them. "Li Muge is strange, this guy doesn't practice any child's skills, Aunt Park's beautiful secretary or something is handful (it's not clear), how can you still sit still and not be moved.

"My mother said, those girls have too many eyes, and I don't like it. I like to be honest and be able to live and have children. "Iron Zhu'er's point is clear. Li Muge wondered more than once if there were any immortals in that place where Tie Zhu'er stayed, and the people there were really accurate to the point of being frightened. With a little effort, it's okay to be a Saint Seiya.

"Young master, are you going to cut people tonight?" Tie Zhu'er looked excited, since he was pulled out of the mountain by Li Muge, every day he is pretending to be a black special police officer or pretending to be a ** boss, he has not cut something with a knife for a long time, so he misses the days when he used to cut wild boars in the north and black bears in the south, and abused the wolves in the mountains.

"Cut, cut, cut! Cut your sister! We are going to a meeting today, and we don't understand the meeting. Li Muge gave Tie Zhu'er a shudder and said weakly.

"You Sven ** are so tired of talking! To step on people say so elegant. Tie Zhu'er strongly expressed his disdain.

"You're just Sven, I'm a professor! This is the basic moral literacy, okay? ”

"Yes, yes, it's called a beast, you're called a beast." Tie Zhu'er nodded very understandingly.

"Ri, it's necessary for the two of us to practice today, and I haven't seen your arrogance rise for a while." Li Muge felt that since words couldn't save the other party's distorted mind, then it was better to use his fists.

"Save your energy, don't run out of energy to pretend to be 13 by then." Tie Zhu'er said that he was not stupid and played neuropathy with him.