Chapter 226: Eruption
"Fuckyou, can you not hide."
The black strong man was angry, to be honest, he was very aggrieved, and the feeling of hitting everyone in the air with all his strength was very unpleasant.
Although Cai Hongming didn't understand English, he also knew that this was a curse, his eyes couldn't help but squint slightly, and a glint flashed over him, but he still maintained his attitude and smiled: "Yes." ”
Anyone who has fought with him knows that it doesn't matter if he's angry, but if you see him laughing, it's definitely over.
When the black strong man heard this, he collided with his fists, stepped forward suddenly, and hit Cai Hongming with an uppercut, much faster than just now. I didn't expect this guy to hide it too, obviously trying to make him ugly. Cai Hongming's face sank, his right hand formed a fist, and he injected his qi out of the dantian, and then slammed it out, hitting the fist hit by the black strong man head-on.
With a "boom", the two fists collided and there was no bloodshed, but the black man's hand drooped down and could no longer move.
After all, he came out of the top American troops, and he had a ruthless energy, and he didn't care about the hand that couldn't be moved, and the other hand was a hook punch.
Cai Hongming didn't dodge or dodge, and when the opponent's fist was about to approach him, he suddenly shot out and flicked his fingers on the tendons of his elbow. The black man's hands were numb, and he lost consciousness in an instant, and he could no longer move forward.
"Do you want to come again?" Cai Hongming smiled at the black man.
Seeing his smile at this time, the black strong man felt that it was as terrifying as the devil's smile, and hurriedly said, "No." Then, he walked off the stage.
"Wait." Cai Hongming shouted from behind.
Hearing him shout, the black man turned around and said, "What do you want to do?" "That look was as helpless as Little Red Riding Hood looking at the big bad wolf.
Cai Hongming didn't say anything, stepped forward and grabbed his drooping hand, pulled and shook it, and massaged it on his unconscious right hand.
The black strong man found that his hand could move, which was very magical, and hurriedly thanked: "Thank you." ”
"No, I don't. My family has eight generations of ancestral Chinese medicine orthopedic healing, so I am more expert in this, and your injury will be fine when you go back to sleep. Cai Hongming said.
The black strong man left, and the host hurriedly stepped forward, what happened just now was too fast, and she didn't have time to react.
"Oh, Cai Hongming, you are amazing, I didn't expect you to be a doctor."
"Yes, but there is no license in your country, so don't look for me if someone is injured, or your government will arrest me if it knows." Cai Hongming raised his eyebrows and said with a funny grimace.
The audience burst into laughter.
Generally, Oprah's talk shows are broadcast on Fridays. That night, many of the talk show viewers stayed in front of the TV to watch. When Cai Hongming pecked the leg of the chair with one hand, many young people shouted "Fuckyou" with excitement, and after seeing his duel with a strong black man, some people were even more enthusiastic and said, "I want to learn kung fu." ”
With the influence of Oprah's talk show, this episode of the show is destined to be eye-catching.
Everyone was curious about Cai Hongming's kung fu, and even had a little interest in the Colosseum he played, and began to go into the cinema to watch.
The box office began to rise the day after the talk show was broadcast, and Cai Hongming and they paid a lot of money to invite film critics to comment and media newspaper reports, the movie broke out from the third day, and the Colosseum was on fire in the United States.
"Ahh
The battle in the room was fierce, and it was rolled by the waves, and a soft pant and coquettish moans continued to come out, and a depressing breath drifted into the air.
Because Cai Hongming doesn't know English, and Shizuka has lived in the United States and is familiar with this side, so this time he went to the United States to publicize, and Cai Hongming specially brought her over. As it turned out, she was indeed a right-hand man, and if she hadn't used her money to bribe the media and commentators to promote it, the Colosseum would never have achieved the box office results it has now.
"Ahh
After climbing to the peak again, Shizuka trembled and hugged Cai Hongming tightly, her eyes were misty, rippling with indescribable spring.
After recovering after a while, I saw her biting her lower lip and saying to Cai Hongming, "You are really a cow." "I don't know which bastard said it, women are like flowers, flowers bloom and thank, thank you and bloom; And what he said that only tired cattle can have a bad field, it is all bastard, and it is useless to him.
"I just like to eat your grass." Cai Hongming pressed his forehead against her forehead and whispered.
"Old man, how can there be any green grass in your house!"
"Look at this skin, this face, and this" Cai Hongming kneaded the two snow-white twin peaks and said: "Even if you tell people that you are eighteen years old, some people believe you." ”
"I didn't expect you to say such disgusting things, is this how you usually deal with your beauties, otherwise how would you be fascinated by you and obey your words." Although she said this in her mouth, Shizuka was very happy in her heart, which woman doesn't like to listen to good words, and she is no exception.
"I tell the truth, and I never lie." Cai Hongming said sincerely.
"Hmph, that's a lie."
The two of them were talking crookedly in the room about some unnutritious words, east and west, and there was no theme, anyway, they just chatted casually. At this moment, there was a knock on the door outside. At this time, it was still early, but after eating, Cai Hongming took Shizuka back to the room to do something shameless, no matter what time it was.
I don't know if it's going abroad to liberate nature, Shizuka took a lot of initiative when she did things, she was a little secretive at the beginning, but later she became down-to-earth and generous, which made Cai Hongming taste different styles and was fascinated by it.
No wonder men like the red flag at home, and the red flag fluttering outside, everyone is willing to enjoy this kind of enjoyment!
Hearing the knock on the door, Cai Hongming didn't want to pay attention to it, because it must be the kid from Niu Dadao. Lin Zhibin helped him record the talk show and left, leaving him and Shizuka and Niu Dadao to stay here to watch the box office. The knock on the door kept ringing, and it was unpleasant to hear, so Cai Hongming got up and put on his pajamas. When I opened the door, it was indeed Niu Avenue.
"What's the matter?" Cai Hongming asked dissatisfiedly, it is not comfortable to be disturbed when he is with a beautiful woman.
Niu Dadao pretended not to see it, "Brother Hong, do you want to go out for a walk, we haven't been out here yet?" ”
"You stupid, America is very dangerous at night. Everybody here can carry a gun, and if you accidentally shoot you, you're doomed. ”
"It's not so mysterious, it's not that I haven't experienced it, dangerous things like this can still be predicted, and besides, we don't go to dangerous places, we only go to places with a lot of people, and we can't find us if there is danger."
Although what he said was very reasonable, Cai Hongming still didn't want to go out, how could he go outside and sleep comfortably in the house with a beauty.
But he still said righteously: "No, no, it's too dangerous at night, let's stay in the house!" If you are lonely, it is better to let the counter find a woman to accompany you, how can you not taste the flavor of European and American girls when you come here, and you can also say that you have won glory for the country when you return to China in the future, right? ”
"Ouch"
As soon as the words fell, Cai Hongming felt that something was smashed behind him.
Niu Dadao has also known about the cattiness between him and Shizuka these days, although he despises him a little, but he has to admire his ability. At this time, seeing that he was being taught a lesson, he smiled secretly in his heart, but he still said with a serious face: "Brother Hong, I am not this kind of person. ”
"Come on! I don't know you people yet, there was discipline when I was a soldier, and now the sea and the sky are wide. At this time, if you don't let your bird fly, how long will you keep it? ”
"Oops"
Poor Cai Hongming was kicked hard in the buttocks, and then he heard Shizuka shouting from behind: "Get out of the way, good dogs don't get in the way." ”
Turning his head, he saw Shizuka standing behind neatly dressed, Cai Hongming was dumbfounded, and hurriedly asked, "Where are you going?" ”
"Shopping." Shizuka pushed him away and walked out.
I didn't expect her to really leave, so what should he do, and what should he do with the nightlife? Cai Hongming hurriedly shouted, "Wait for me." Then he quickly went back to his room to get dressed, and chased after him.
Seriously, there really isn't much to do in the United States at night, and it doesn't have as many different kinds of food as in China, and all kinds of vendors make up a night market that is more lively than during the day. It's just a matter of strolling around the mall and looking at the people. The worst thing is that the law and order is very poor, and in the United States it is notoriously bad at night. At night, America is generally the home of gangsters and ruffians, and there are some slum people who are like gophers, nesting at home during the day and sneaking out of their homes at night or watching everyone who can do it.
Therefore, it is especially advisable to go to an unprosperous area at night in the United States, which is very dangerous, but this country allows guns.
If you can, it's best to know how to do some kung fu, so that if the other party doesn't have a gun, you can give it a go. If you bring a gun, then you can only obediently hug your head and call your mother.
"Beauty, can we sit down for a coffee and some steak! That's really enjoying life, and there's no point in wandering around like you're now. ”
In the past, if someone told Cai Hongming that shopping with a woman was the most painful thing in life, Cai Hongming would definitely despise him. But if anyone says that to him now, he must agree with it.
Shizuka didn't know if she was stupid, so she took them to the mall.
After visiting one house after another, I finished reading this dress, and then I went to see that bag, and I didn't know how much, but I didn't buy it.
Even though Cai Hongming and Niu Dao are full of physical strength, they can't stand it. The main thing is not that people are tired, but that the heart is tired. How would you feel if you think about two big men following a woman into a store that sells women's clothes, shoes, and inner tubes, and the bunch of clerks looking at you like orangutans from outer space? Is there a crash !! (To be continued.) )