Go to the hospital! I'll have to go to the hospital anyway. Can you stay at home even if you have an STD? Instead of going to the hospital to be embarrassed after going to Qilin, it is better to go to the hospital in Shenyang, where no one knows him.

Zhang Qiusheng threw two packs of sword cigarettes to the two well-meaning traffic policemen. There is no need to say much about what happened after arriving at the hospital, all of you are from the 21st century, and you know that there is no bullshit at all, Li Mantun is completely nervous about a donkey's fart.

It is worth mentioning that they met acquaintances in the hospital. Why is it worth mentioning? Because of the delay of this acquaintance, Li Mantun really found Niu Changfeng, and Niu Changfeng made Zhang Qiusheng and Li Mantun both make a little fortune. This is a later story, let's talk about the immediate first.

Zhang Qiusheng was too lazy to see the doctor, and sat in the flower bed in the hospital and smoked. Li Mantun entered the outpatient building alone. About half an hour later, Li Mantun came down in a hurry.

Zhang Qiusheng asked strangely: "Why is it so fast?" What did the doctors say? Li Mantun said happily: "Today is considered to be a long experience, it turns out that venereal diseases belong to the dermatology department." The other husbands with skin diseases were densely packed with patients at the door, but the husband, who specialized in venereal diseases, was deserted. Both doctors said that infectious diseases also have to be conditional. Syphilis requires sexual contact to be infected, and AIDS is even more demanding. ”

Zhang Qiusheng flattened his mouth and said, "Oh, the conditions are strict? Do you want to be born in a poor peasant family for more than three generations and pass the political examination? Then you have to have good facial features, good looks, a height of 1.78 meters, a bare eyesight of 2.0, and a usual score of more than 80 points? Written interview, the same kind of passing the class? Li Mantun was originally full of joy, but he was suddenly shocked by Zhang Qiusheng and said, "That's not it." ”

Zhang Qiusheng pretended to be surprised and said, "Such conditions are not strict? Is it necessary to add the status of a revolutionary cadre and join the work three or eight years ago? ”

Li Mantun finally came back to his senses and scolded: ", you talk a lot." This condition is the condition of contracting HIV-AIDS, where are you going? Don't talk nonsense to me, listen to me. There must be three conditions for this to be infected with HIV: First, sex. Do you know what sex is? It is to do what love does, which is called love for short; the second is blood infection, such as blood transfusions, and the indiscriminate use of needles by drug addicts; The third is mother-to-child transmission, that is, the mother has AIDS, and the baby is infected through the mother's blood. Well, I'm not relying on thirteen, and I'm not touching. However, you must wash your hands and disinfect your hands after coming into contact with high-risk groups, and I will disinfect them. After speaking, he raised a large bag in his hand.

Li Mantun opened the bag and said, "This is a disinfectant cotton ball." My hands have been disinfected, but I have touched the steering wheel with my bare hands just now, and the clothes on my body are also afraid that they are stained with viruses, and I have sat on the seat for fear that the virus on my clothes has been stained on the seat, so the steering wheel and seats must be disinfected. Later, I went to buy a set of clothes, and I threw this one away. ”

Zhang Qiusheng saw Li Mantun tossing like this, and he had no choice but to follow him, but he was not idle: "Lao Li, do you know about another disease?" I don't know, I'll sue you, it's called cleanliness, it's a kind of neurosis. Li Mantun ignored Zhang Qiusheng's nonsense and continued his great cause of disinfection.

Zhang Qiusheng also said: "There used to be an old man living outside my community, and no one knew his name except for the police station and the neighborhood committee, and everyone called him Wang Lao'er. This second king has no father, no mother, no children, no daughter, no wife, and the whole three have no population.

The second king wears a black sloppy hat all year round, and wears a black robe that is shinier than the shaver's knife cloth. He is particular about this robe, it was originally a cotton robe, and the cotton tire inside was dismantled in the summer to make it a single robe. Having said so much, you also know that this Wang Lao Er has a habit of cleanliness. Your cleanliness habit has just occurred, and it is nothing compared to Wang Laoer's century-old shop.

What is the scene of this Wang Lao's second cleanliness? I sue you for ha, you go to the toilet early in the morning. In the past, the country was in difficulty, and the people were also in difficulty. None of them have a bathroom, they all go to the public toilet outside.

You found Wang Lao Er wiping his ass in the toilet early in the morning. Then you go to school after finishing your work, and after two classes you find that you forgot to bring your books or homework, and the teacher orders you to go home and get them. At this time, when you go into the toilet and urinate by the way, you can find that Wang Lao Er is still wiping his buttocks, using the paper that is not much wider than the one at hand.

Unbelief? I'm spreading rumors and nonsense? How can I spread rumors and nonsense about what is happening at my doorstep? You can ask Wang Changqing and Chen Jianxing to go. This kind of thing of wiping the buttocks, you can't ask Lin Ling and Xiang Mei. But if I tell you something, I can ask the girl. ”

Zhang Qiusheng was choked by the strong smell of Laisu'er, moved his butt away from Li Mantun, and lit a cigarette to cover the smell of the potion. Watching Li Mantun carefully wipe the steering wheel, dashboard and seats, he didn't help but continued to talk nonsense: "If you go to school in the morning and find that Wang Lao Er is clapping his hands, blowing on his hands while patting."

You also know this, generally speaking, this is the dust on the hands, clap your hands to pat the ashes off, and then blow if you can't shoot the words, if it still doesn't work, then simply wash your hands. Right, people do it. But Wang Lao Er is not like this, he keeps clapping his hands. You see him clapping when you go to school in the morning, and you can see him clapping after school at noon. He felt that his hands were dirty, but he couldn't clean them. You can ask whichever one you want. ”

Li Mantun still didn't pay attention to him, he thought that his mouth was sharp enough, but he also thought that there was still a long way to go compared with Zhang Qiusheng. The best way to deal with Zhang Qiusheng is to ignore him, in his own words, just ignore him and be a piece of shit.

Zhang Qiusheng suddenly shouted: "Ouch, it's not good! Li Mantun involuntarily asked, "What's wrong?" "After asking, I regretted it, saying that if I ignore this kid, I shouldn't say a word, why did I fall into his trap?

Sure enough, Zhang Qiusheng continued: "This Wang Lao Er is also a person who cultivates the truth, and he walks with you." It turns out that people who cultivate the truth are easy to get cleanliness. You can be careful, now you are just Li Xiaoqi, don't upgrade to Li Lao Er when you are seriously ill in the future, it will take a morning to wipe your ass, that is a big bad thing. ”

Li Mantun was furious and smashed the cotton ball in his hand towards Zhang Qiusheng. Unfortunately, the cotton ball was too light and fell to the ground before it was halfway through.

Zhang Qiusheng didn't even hide, and continued: "I don't lie to you, Wang Lao Er used to be a fortune teller, a physiognomy looker, a word test, and a divination business, and then the government broke the superstition before changing his career. It stands to reason that the divine stick can be regarded as a line of cultivation, right? It's just that you're the front door, and he's the side door. Anyway, it's a compound, and it's from the main gate to the side door, so there's not much difference in the original. ”

Li Mantun made up his mind to ignore this scoundrel, it can be seen that Zhang Qiusheng said Xiuzhen so badly, he couldn't help but justify: "What is the side door of the main gate." We are called Xuanmen Zhengzong, and those gods are called Bianmen Zuodao. ”

Zhang Qiusheng said disappreciatively: "It's not the same? You are walking through the black main entrance, which is open on the right side of the road. The sticks walked through the side door of other colors, and this side door opened on the left side. Anyway, when you enter the compound, you can control which door they go through? And what law says that the door that opens on the right must be the main entrance, and the main entrance must be black? ”

Marbie's, you can't reason with this parallel import. The only way to deal with Zhang Qiusheng is to fight, but he can't beat him. The only way is to ignore it, ignore it and make a piece of shit. Zhang Qiusheng saw Li Mantun sacrifice in a muffled voice, and suddenly shouted again: "Ouch, it's not good." ”

Li Mantun saw that Zhang Qiusheng's old plan was repeated, and he ignored it. Zhang Qiusheng shouted to him: "Lao Li! Are you sure you're meeting two doctors? Maybe it's an impostor, right? ”

Li Mantun scoffed at Zhang Qiusheng's tactics and continued to ignore the policy. The car was carefully disinfected, and even the old mud and dirt in the seat cracks were picked out for him.

Zhang Qiusheng saw that he ignored him, so he could only continue to take care of himself: "Do you think no one is pretending to be a doctor in the hospital?" Cut, naïve! You are allowed to pretend to be the People's Liberation Army and drive a military vehicle to swagger and deceive everywhere, so you are not allowed to pretend to be a doctor? It's also fun to strip you naked, and check it this way and that. ”

Zhang Qiusheng saw that Li Mantun still ignored him, and then said: "Hey, old Li Wow!" What did those two fake doctors check you for? Isn't it old,,? Sorry to say yes, right? Not to mention, I also know that venereal diseases are always.

Hey, how much did it cost? I'm afraid of no less than 10,000, right? If not ten thousand, there are eight thousand. By the way, it didn't cost much because those two doctors were indeed imposters and had no prescription rights. If it's a real doctor, you'll definitely have to do this test, do that test. Blood drawing, bone marrow drawing, and brain extraction are all things to be checked. ”

Li Mantun gritted his teeth, endured, and endured desperately. But he was secretly scolding in his heart: ", how can there be a reason to take a brain test?" Just make it up. The next time you have something to do in the hands of Lao Tzu, don't kill you Lao Tzu with your surname. ”

Zhang Qiusheng was talking nonsense, and at the same time, he was also thinking in his heart, this era is good, in a few years, if the hospital doesn't let you spend thousands of yuan on examination fees, it won't be called a hospital.

Seeing that Li Mantun insisted on not speaking, Zhang Qiusheng decided to add more fierce material: "After checking the brain, I will probably smoke the egg yolk, right?" It's high-tech. Hey, Lao Li, how is this egg yolk pumped? I've heard that the only thing that is sick is egg white, not egg yolk, isn't it? Cut, and confidential! When I went back, I asked Sun Buwu, this kid seems to have someone working in the hospital. ”

"I'm cāo! Lao Zhang, you won, Lao Tzu has convinced you. This poked Li Mantun's soft underbelly and made him have to speak. What he is most afraid of is to let Sun Buwu know. Zhang Qiusheng forgot about the past, and Sun Buwu would laugh at him for the rest of his life.