285, pervert, stay away from me.

Shibuya, Tokyo, Japan.

"Give me your portion!"

"If you don't give it, you are really wrong, if I don't order it, you don't eat it, you can grab whatever I want." Chen Ming hid to the side with the lunch box: "Go and go, you have to finish the food you ordered while kneeling." ”

"But it's not delicious, I'm going to eat you! Hurry, hurry, hurry. ”

Jingwei wrinkled his nose and forcibly wanted to exchange lunch with Chen Ming, it was the third day that they were squatting on the side of the road now, and in the past three days, they had not done anything, just to record how many non-humans could pass by in a day in this city, which has the highest population density in the world.

Originally, they didn't do the work here, but now there are less than three people left in the whole of Japan who are capable of doing this kind of thing, so they have no choice but to move the rescue troops to the special case team and be responsible for reimbursing all the expenses.

With such a good thing, Chen Ming naturally wouldn't let it go, anyway, this work had to last for a month, and he volunteered to take his "intern" and went straight here.

Originally, there were two interns, but considering that Aomiao was pregnant, he naturally had to implement a people-oriented policy and bring Jingwei alone to perform the arduous mission.

Of course, this arduous task is really very hard, the daily subsidy is only 1,000 US dollars, although it includes food and accommodation, but it is not a five-star hotel, you have to find your own way to eat during the mission, and there are only two days off every week, which is too difficult.

"Give me food...... My box is not delicious. Seeing that it didn't work, Jingwei actually began to be coquettish: "Give it to me." ”

"Look at you pathetic." Chen Ming handed her his own rice, and by the way, he wiped the rice grains from the corner of her mouth with his fingers: "How many are there today?" ”

"Eleven." With Jingwei's level, distinguishing who is a human and who is not is simply like playing: "Yesterday it was seventeen, no repetition." ”

"Well, good job." Chen Ming said as he took out a bottle of drink from his pocket like a magic spell and handed it to Jingwei: "Reward you." ”

"Who wants your reward!" She said that she was tough. He also glanced at Chen Ming fiercely, but took the drink with his hand very honestly. Chen Ming looked at her while gently stroking her hair on her back: "I haven't asked you, if this matter is resolved, will you go back?" ”

Jingwei was stunned, smacked his mouth a few times, and shook his head slightly: "Don't go back." ”

"Then ...... then" Chen Ming suddenly coughed: "How about marrying me then?" You're so fierce anyway. No one will want you. ”

Jingwei's body stiffened when he heard this, and then he turned his head and didn't speak, but his face was already red as an ass, and the panic in his eyes could be seen as long as he wasn't blind.

"You, you...... You haven't had a good life for a few years. ”

"Tongue straightened and spoke." Chen Ming pinched her face: "Who knows, anyway, I don't think I will hang up so easily." ”

"I'll talk about it then...... Jingwei snorted and raised his head: "It's against you, anyway, you will survive first." ”

"That means you agreed." Chen Ming narrowed his eyes and looked at Jingwei with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "Then it's decided." ”

"Ahhh Jingwei suddenly shouted, and put a whole box of lunches on Chen Ming's head, and the soup ticked down his hair: "Shut up and shut up!" ”

Her movements made the whole street look at her, but she glared back one by one without showing weakness. For her aggressive little-like behavior, Chen Ming, who was made to look at it, had no way at all. But that guy was extremely shy just now, he was really cute to the point of explosion, he never thought that a big monster with immortal strength could have such a cute side.

When the two of them were embarrassed but sweet, they suddenly stood in front of them alone: "I didn't expect Chen Ming, one of the think tanks of the special case team, to have such a wolf time." ”

Chen Ming was stunned for a moment, shook off the rice particles from his head, raised his eyes to look at the man with a big brim in front of him, frowned and said in a deep voice: "Who?" ”

"Oh. You may not know me. But...... Jingwei definitely knows me. ”

With that, he slowly took off his hat. A tall man with gray hair, who looks to be in his fifties, his face is full of fortitude, and he looks upright and has the feeling of a king.

"Dad......"

Jingwei stood up at that time and glanced at Chen Ming secretly. Then the whole person suddenly turned into a steamed crab, and he didn't dare to look up with his hands behind his back.

"Dad? Father! ”

Chen Ming also jumped up, but was pressed down by the old man, and he said with a smile: "Who is your father?" ”

Misunderstand...... Chen Ming wanted to explain, but he didn't dare to open it. He repeated Jingwei's words not to take advantage, but out of extreme surprise.

Who is Jingwei? That's the orthodox princess of China, the proper princess of the Celestial Empire, the daughter of the founder of the Yangtze River and Yellow River civilization, the sister of the second Emperor Yan, and the aunt of Zhu Rong...... Of course, this series of relationships is really complicated, but in general, this prospective girlfriend who just put the meal on his head because of shyness is actually a very remarkable character.

As for the person she called Dad, as long as Chen Ming is not mentally retarded, he knows who the person standing in front of him is now.

"What are you doing in a daze...... Jingwei pushed Chen Ming with his elbow: "Don't give my dad a place for me!" ”

"No......" Chen Ming hurriedly got out of the way, and said with a wry smile: "I'm thinking about whether to kneel down and kowtow or throw myself to the ground." ”

Not to mention that the five bodies are thrown to the ground, even Chen Ming doesn't feel that he wants to, not only is he soaking the emperor's daughter, but he also kissed her mouth yesterday, and he also secretly touched her ass just now, how can this be said to be a dead end, right?

Of course, if it was simply Emperor Yan, Chen Ming would not be too afraid, even if he couldn't do it, he would be dead at most, but the key thing is that this guy ...... No matter how you look at it, it's your own quasi-father-in-law, is there any more terrible opponent in this world than the father-in-law? The answer is absolutely no, even the mother-in-law is far less terrible than the father-in-law, especially this kind of father-in-law who can kill himself at any time, so Chen Ming feels that if he wants to beat himself, it is more reliable to pretend to be dead. There was no resistance anyway.

"Don't be afraid, my dad is not fierce at all."

Ahh You comfort people and change to a more reliable word to comfort you, a Shennong Emperor who fought the battle of the deer, led people with the Yellow Emperor to lie down the Emperor Chiyou, and also helped Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor cast the Xuanyuan Sword...... You say he's not fierce? You're playing with me!

Chen Ming's heart was in turmoil, but he had to put on a well-behaved face: "You...... How to ......"

"This girl." The old man pointed at Jingwei: "Since I was a child, I don't let people worry." ”

That's right, that's right. Sure enough, it's the father of the son, you are so right, this girl is really not worry-free at all, the boss is not small, she can fight and resist, but her heart is still as moody as a child, she almost bit my tongue off when she kissed her yesterday, you must not have beaten her much when she was a child, and she is not disciplined!

"Then you will discipline me from now on." Emperor Shennong's face was cold. Looking up at Chen Ming: "Can the child be beaten?" ”

It's!

Chen Ming's face turned white at once, this guy can actually read minds, and he obviously has the blessing of Siyuan's technique, according to common sense, the usual level of mind reading can't work at all...... However, he turned his head and was relieved, and he didn't want to think about who this old man was, most of the immortals and monsters in the god list were weak in front of him.

"You're ...... this time"

"I'm looking for Qingqiu to allow me to go to the lower realm." The old man patted Jingwei's hand: "Take this girl home." ”

Hearing this, Chen Ming's heart shrank suddenly. Turning his face to look, he found that Jingwei was also pale, looking at himself with a sad expression.

"The Nether is too dangerous. Qingqiu said that even if it was this girl, if it was evil, the imperial guard of the lower realm would also give her a ride. But this girl is a stupid girl, and she likes to take risks by nature, so I took the risk to find her in the lower realm. ”

Oh, yes...... If Jingwei doesn't like to take risks, then the story of reclamation doesn't exist. But now I want to come...... Isn't that what a fool would do? Sure enough, she's really a fool.

"Okay...... It's okay......" Chen Ming gasped: "Take her back at least safely." ”

"I ...... I'm not going back! Jingwei is notoriously paranoid, and when she heard this, her eyes immediately turned red: "I'm not going back!" ”

The old man looked up at the two guys in front of him who were about to part with life and death, and smiled sheepishly. Then the conversation changed: "But since the girl is happy here, let her go, I also took this opportunity to stay in the world for a few days, I haven't seen the prosperity of this world for a long time." ”

"Uncle...... Speak without panting......" Chen Ming sat on the flower bed next to him: "I'm scared to death." ”

Jingwei bit his lip and stepped heavily on Chen Ming's toes, and then asked his father with a red face: "Do I really not have to go back?" ”

"If you don't want to go back, you won't go back." The old man was very open-minded, but he changed his hand with a deep face: "But what if there is danger, you are a stupid girl." ”

"It's okay! I'm smart! Uncle, I'm smart! Chen Ming suddenly jumped up from the side and poked himself in the chest: "I, I, I, I'm smart!" ”

"But you don't know it." The old man shook his head: "What do you use to protect her?" ”

"I'm ......" Chen Ming suddenly stopped making noise, and the exaggerated expression on his face disappeared: "Step on my corpse first." ”

Jingwei next to him heard this, and his whole person was about to melt. But the old man next to him scoffed, stood up and patted Chen Ming's shoulder, whispered a few words in his ear, and then slapped him a few times again, and then the two suddenly showed a weird smile and nodded again and again.

"Alright, I'm leaving." The old man's expression suddenly became solemn: "Your body uses hidden diseases, let the doll take you to take my medicine tripod, and decoction licorice in the morning, noon and evening." ”

"Hay grass?"

"Yes, just licorice. Leave the rest to Yaoding. ”

After saying that, the old man flew away, leaving only the dirty Chen Ming and Jingwei standing on the street, watching the great god fly away. It wasn't until they couldn't see his shadow anymore that the two of them reacted. Jingwei turned his head and twisted Chen Ming's ears: "Say!" What did my dad tell you? Seeing you laughing so badly, it's definitely not a good thing! ”

"It's okay...... It's really fine......" Chen Ming grinned: "It hurts...... It hurts to death, put it down, it's on the road! ”

"You must have something to hide from me."

"It's okay, he said that he can't wait to marry you off quickly, he will be annoyed when he sees you, and he will cause something when he is fine. Every day I know to do something to kill myself, obviously five thousand years old, and my IQ is only seventeen or eighteen. I knew that I would have drowned you in the toilet when I was born. Chen Ming stretched out his hand: "That's it......"

"I'll kill you!"

Jingwei screamed and rushed towards Chen Ming, but Chen Ming was so happy that he ran away. While running, he asked Jingwei to chase him, and when Jingwei chased him to a corner, Chen Ming suddenly jumped out and hugged her in his arms.

"Pervert, stay away from me!!"

Jingwei smashed Chen Ming with his fist, but Chen Ming laughed instead. It's like a dog showing affection for men and women, and it's really unpleasant to look at, and there is no one who doesn't want to beat them when they pass by.

Of course...... Of course Chen Ming knew that Jingwei was coquettish there, otherwise with her perverted strange power. Don't talk about it...... Go and ask the people of the Upper Three Realms how many of them can resist her frontal bombardment. Even Siyuan, who was born with a suppression of monsters, would never dare to confront Jingwei Gang......

"You two dogs are about the same as men and women."

Suddenly, a voice stopped Chen Ming and Jingwei, who were showing affection, and when they turned their heads to look over, they found that it was actually Qianruo standing not far away looking at them, with a faint look in his eyes and a cigarette in his hand.

"Qianruo? Why are you here? Chen Ming slowly let go of Jingwei and looked at Qianruo in front of him with a frown: "Didn't you stay in the country with the Kunlun faction?" ”

Qianruo raised her eyebrows, she didn't seem to understand Chen Ming's words, but pointed at Jingwei: "I've been paying attention to you for two days." She smells of her, you're here to get me? ”

"Huh?"

Chen Ming blinked: "What's wrong with you?" ”

He took two steps back and looked at Qianruo. found out that it was right, it was Qianruo, except for a cigarette in his hand, there was no difference from Qianruo.

"Hmm...... Chiruka...... That's a good name. Qianruo pinched her chin and looked around: "It seems that you are not here to kill me, so come with me." ”

Chen Ming was confused now. He didn't know what was wrong with Qianruo, but he still followed this Qianruo into the alley plastered with advertisements for spring sales, and walked all the way to a tavern in the depths.

This Qianruo put on clogs, took out two cups and poured a glass of wine for Chen Ming and Jingwei: "Since you are not here to kill me, then why have you been in this place all this time." ”

"Kill you...... Why did you kill you? No. What does it mean? You don't know me anymore? Chen Ming pointed to his nose: "My name is Qi Siyuan." ”

"Qi Siyuan......" Qianruo rolled her eyes and thought for a while, and shook her head silently: "I don't know." ”

"Chen Ming?"

"I don't know."

"Ning Qingyuan?"

"I don't know."

"Yu Xue?"

"I don't know."

A series of names came out of Chen Ming's mouth, but Qianruo didn't know any of them, at first Chen Ming just thought she was just joking, but after a long list of questions, Chen Ming judged from her reaction and expression that Qianruo was not lying, she really didn't know anyone.

"It's ...... What's going on? Do you have amnesia? ”

"I don't have amnesia. I'm going to come out for you, but I just want you to kill me. ”

"Huh?" Chen Ming was stunned: "What do you mean?" ”

"Kill you?" Chen Ming was surprised: "Why?" ”

Qianruo sat in his seat, his eyelids lowered, and said quietly, "I've lived enough." ”

"What the hell is going on? That's right......" Chen Ming's mind suddenly flashed with a flash of inspiration: "Could it be ...... Are you a puppet too? ”

"Puppet people? Probably. Qian Ruowei smiled: "My memory is only ten years, I can't remember anything ten years ago, and I've been here since I escaped from that woman." ”

After that, Chen Ming chatted with the woman with questions. If this "Qianruo", who looks like Qianruo, is not lying, then he can almost be sure that this woman is also a puppet like Qianruo, but why would she be out of control like Qianruo...... I am afraid that this question cannot be clarified for a moment.

"Oh? You're saying there's another me in my hometown, and that my friend and I are a couple? ”

"Probably like this......" Chen Ming smiled: "Actually, I'm not Qi Siyuan, that your boyfriend is Qi Siyuan." ”

"What kind of person is he?" This Qianruo's eyes actually lit up: "Is it handsome?" ”

"That is, killing thousands of troops and horses with every move, chasing the nebula, the sun and the moon with one breath."

"Oh? Are you sure? Then I'd love to meet him. This Qianruo narrowed his eyes and smiled: "By the way, when I was in my hometown, my name was Chang Mengxun." In this way, everyone calls me Xiaoqian, it's nice to meet you. ”

Not used to it, really not used to it. Looking at the izakaya proprietress in front of him who was wearing a kimono and smiling gently, Chen Ming couldn't connect her with the competitive and prickly Qianruo. But the name is as good as ever, Qianruo...... Dream seeking. It seems that the person who named them really has a strong literary and artistic style, and the next time I can meet the two, will it be called catkins?

"So, why are you...... Will you want us to kill you? ”

"It's boring to live." This woman who looks the same as Qianruo but is called Mengxun pulled the hair on her forehead, and this action is almost the same as Qianruo: "But I can't die." ”――

I'm dying of exhaustion...... If there is no movement for more than three days at any time, then everyone will remember to burn some ingots candles for me on the winter solstice...... (To be continued......)