A forum.

"What? That's the end of the star performance in the cold country? ”

"How is that possible? People are moving people all the way from the cold country, and it is impossible to just perform one game and not act, which is not logical. ”

"No picture, no truth ~ phase - curse the landlord has no small ~ j~j ......"

"Humph! We're tender girls.,It's a little ~j~j--but,My words are true.,Don't lie.。 Honesty has nothing to do with small ~j~j. ”

"Really?"

"Don't believe me? I went to see Ahn Zhixuan and Kim Hee-sun by myself...... their tweets! ”

The Weibo of the stars of the cold country.

An Zhixuan - "The performance of China has come to an end, and I am so happy to be able to come to such a beautiful and magical cultural ancient country as China!" Originally, it was expected to take seven days to perform, but now it is better, with a few more days of free travel. ”

Kim Hee-sun - "Haha...... You don't have to perform, and you can still receive a state allowance, this kind of travel is really pleasant...... Long live, President! ”

Lee Hyo-ri - "Finally got out of the complicated work and had a good rest for a few days. I heard that the scenery of Dianchi Lake in China is good, but I want to go over and have a look......"

Bao'er - "It's okay these days, I'm going to wander around around China, and I beg you to talk to you...... If you have powder, you must return. ”

……

After confirmation, Huaxia's fans were boiling.

The fierce PK between the Chinese stars and the stars of the cold country was originally scheduled, and this is the end?

The menacing stars of the cold country, just admit it?

Many newspapers and websites have published some remarks.

XX Daily.

――The Great Celestial Dynasty is mighty, and the stars of the Cold Kingdom have disappeared.

XX website.

-- Magnificent Huaxia! Magnificent Chinese star! A Chinese star came out. Alien stars avoid!

……

Of course. Zhou Yan was undoubtedly pushed to the forefront.

forum.

"Brothers. You know? Zhou Yan has decided to release an album! ”

"Which Zhou Yan?"

"Which more Zhou Yan will be? Of course, it is the most bullish, domineering, and powerful genius Zhou Yan in our Great China! Playing magic and kneeling David Copoffol, playing basketball and abusing the little emperor James, writing novels that are popular all over the country, writing calligraphy can penetrate the back of the paper and enter the wood, and Zhou Yan, who can get a full score in the college entrance examination! ”

"Well, I have to buy it! Yesterday at the Chinese star performance. The song he sang used the skills and timbre of ninety-six superstars singing, and it was really bullish to the extreme! ”

"Needless to say, I have already pre-ordered all of his albums on such and such a website just now!"

"The album is out?"

"It's all said that it's scheduled - in the next three months, he will cooperate with Zhang Xueyou, Yang Huan, This Ying, Ren Xiaoqi, Liu Dehua, Zhou Jielun's entertainment companies to release six solo albums......"

"Wait, you mean that these six companies will promote Zhou Yan's new album? Or are the six companies each promoting Zhou Yan's new album differently? ”

These two issues seem to be close, but they are very different.

The meaning of the first question is that Zhou Yan will release an album. Six media companies operate simultaneously, each earning money through its own channels.

Second question. Zhou Yan will produce six albums separately, and the six companies will operate independently.

"As I said just now, it's a collaboration with six companies to release six completely different albums!"

"Ah?!! How is this possible? With only three months to go, it would take at least a week to record the location just for each disc, plus burning and releasing it, how could it be busy? ”

"It's really impossible for other people, but in front of Zhou Yan, there is no such word!"

"Khan ...... I was wrong, indeed, Zhou Yan is not a human being - uh, I was wrong, I am not an ordinary person! A superstar in all directions! In front of him, there is indeed no impossible! ”

"Count you as a kid and reflect on your mistakes, otherwise, just our Chinese people, one person will have to rush you to the Pacific Ocean!"

"By the way, did the names of these albums come out? I'd like to guess what style of music he would be singing. ”

"Name? How could there be? ”

"Khan, didn't you already say that an album would be released in three months? How could it not be? ”

"How can a song that you haven't even thought of a song title when you have an album title in mind?"

"What? You mean, until now, Zhou Yan hasn't started to create any songs at all? ”

"Exactly."

"How is that possible? Didn't you say that six albums would come out in three months? If there are no songs written yet, how can they be released on time? ”

"How could it be impossible, he is Zhou Yan."

“…… Okay, you've won - so, has you found the company that wrote the lyrics for this album? ”

"According to internal information, Zhou Yan will fill in the lyrics and compose music alone......"

"How...... Well, you won, he's Zhou Yan. Omnipotent Zhou Yan! ”

……

Zhou Yan is now completely unaware of the various discussions about himself on the Internet.

He didn't have time to surf the internet.

Mu Xiaoxi threw him a cigarette: "Third child, do you confess yourself, or do you need us to torture to tell the truth~ appearance?" ”

Zhou Yan couldn't touch the soul, and said strangely: "Confess what?" Is it to confess my progress and Ju'er's? You are dead to this heart--I am such a pure and lovely handsome guy, how can I sue you, the one, two, three, four, ...... between me and Ju'er?"

Ma Ma Yan said: "Be serious, don't be so smiling." Let's get down to business! ”

Zhou Yan smiled bitterly: "What is the matter?" Why did you suddenly make me confess? What exactly is confessed? ”

Mu Xiaoxi: "Still hard-mouthed, boss, it seems that this guy has made up his mind to refuse the people to give him the opportunity to confess and be lenient." Is it direct corporal punishment? ”

Ma Ma's expression was still stern: "Okay, I'll leave this matter to you-let's do it, after all, it's my own brother." Dick. ”

Mu Xiaoxi said depressedly: "I said, can we not mention this title?" - I'm the most experienced in what to do, so I don't need to be reminded. ”

The so-called corporal punishment is actually a term for the three brothers to frolic on weekdays.

In the normal version of Chinese, it is called tickling.

Afraid of tickling, this should be Zhou Yan's biggest flaw.

His physical strength, after various scene transformations, has already been transformed into one of the top ten super bodies on the earth by the universal scene converter!

However, no matter how tough a person is, there will be loopholes.

Just like Gu Daxia once said-"Everyone will have flaws, even if he is invincible in the world, the number one master in the world!" ”

Zhou Yan's flaw is in tickling. (To be continued......)