216 strike、I want to make a movie

My father-in-law just went out to eat, and when he got home, he turned on the computer, wow, there was another alliance leader "If you know" was born, okay, the alliance leader must add two more! This is the first update, don't go away, and release the second update later-

The female demon king soaked in the warm spring water and looked at Lin Bai with soft eyes, she didn't admit it in her mouth, but she approved of Lin Bai's approach in her heart. This kind of handling method is actually very clever, not only to resolve Li Daring's resentment, but also to get a free gold card. Maybe the way of doing things in the human world is really worth learning from her. Maybe that's the key reason why the human world is so peaceful, while the demon world is smoky?

Lin Bai is not highly educated and can't say a big reason, but he has the wisdom of life, the truth maintained with his fists is never the truth, and what he obtains by controlling people's hearts with fear is never the real people's hearts.

The female demon king suddenly patted her forehead and said, "Xiaobai, let's make a movie ourselves!" ”

"What? What do you say? Lin Bai was taken aback: "Ouch, my aunt, can your thinking not jump so much?" We are obviously talking about the big rich, why did we jump to making movies? ”

The female demon king said: "This king's brain is not used to think about trivial things, of course, the sesame mung bean matter of the rich man should be put aside immediately and consider serious things." ”

Lin Bai covered his face: "I haven't seen you think about serious things." ”

"This time it's absolutely serious!" The female demon king took it seriously, and said sternly: "A big bad movie like "The Lord of the Rings" is actually called an epic movie, and making movies in the human world is really too unsophisticated, this king thinks that the romance movies, comedies, and gunfight movies in the human world are very good-looking, but this epic magic blockbuster is so rotten that this king doesn't even want to see it at a glance. ”

"Isn't it? I think "The Lord of the Rings" is great! The special effects are handled like nothing and the performances are very good. ”

The female demon king shook her head and said, "The special effects are terrible." The props are also rotten, and they can't be faked, and the orcs don't look like that at all. Dwarves aren't like that, and elves aren't like that...... Alas...... You can't understand that. This king will tell you a Yu Ma version of the Condor Heroes, if you think about the little dragon girl in it, you will understand how the characters in "The Lord of the Rings" are. ”

Hearing the words "Yu Ma's version of the Condor Heroes", Lin Bai felt a cold air rushing up from the soles of his feet, all the way up to the Tianling Gai, and then rushing out from the Tianling Gai again, with a bang, and the whole world turned black and white. He couldn't help but say, "Come on, let's wrap spicy strips." ”

After a long while, Lin Bai regained his senses: "Is the thing in "The Lord of the Rings" really so fake? I don't believe it! ”

"You don't believe it because you haven't seen it." The female demon king snorted, "Stand here and wait, don't go away!" ”

She stretched out her hand and swiped in the void, and the purple streamer portal opened, and the female demon king swiped the ground and jumped into the door. Lin Bai didn't know where she went, but he could roughly guess that she had gone to catch the specimen, and he had a very bad premonition in his heart...... Sure enough, ten minutes later, the portal opened again. The female demon king jumped out of the portal, carrying a half-orc in her left hand and a goblin in her right hand......

This half-orc is really a little different from the half-orc in "The Lord of the Rings". This orc looked even more fierce, and the two long teeth in his bloody mouth were very eerie, and Lin Bai could smell his body odor from a distance. Although the body size, clothing, and skin color are similar to the orcs in "The Lord of the Rings", they are perfect in temperament, which makes Lin Bai feel like "this is the authentic half-orc" at a glance, and the half-orcs in "The Lord of the Rings" immediately became Yu's mother's version of the little dragon girl.

The same goes for that goblin.

"I'm rubbing! What a mess you're bringing to the human world! Lin Bai jumped up and shouted, "Quickly throw these inexplicably dangerous species back to the Demon Realm." ”

"It's okay, this king is here, they can't make any demon moths." The female demon king threw the orcs and the dwarf on the edge of the hot spring pool, and shouted, "Kneel for this king." You are not allowed to rise without the king's order, or you will be killed immediately. ”

The orcs and goblins immediately knelt down in an orderly manner. Shoulder to shoulder, he looks very well-behaved and obedient.

The female demon king pointed at the two monsters and said, "How? Let's make a magic movie, too. Definitely more real than The Lord of the Rings. ”

Lin Bai covered his face with his hand: "Don't talk nonsense, do you think a real orc can make a good movie?" Do you know how to direct? Will there be lights? Do you wear makeup? Do you know how to write a screenplay? Do you know how to edit? Will it work? Do you know where to hire actors? Meow a mi, you don't know anything, what kind of movie do you make? ”

The female demon king tilted her head and said, "Screenwriter...... Ask the thirty-two father-in-law to do it, and those who can write novels will definitely be able to write screenplays. As for the director's lighting editing or something, please ask the crew of "Decadent Peanuts" to do it, anyway, the rookie producer and the rookie director or something, there must be no work in their hands, let's invite them to come and pay them a fee, they will definitely be happy. Let's be investors and special effects, and nothing else. ”

Lin Bai shouted: "Hugh is nonsense! ”

The female demon king also shouted: "This king has made up his mind! Who dares to oppose the killing without mercy! ”

Lin Bai snorted: "It's strange if I'm afraid of you!" ”

The female demon king stood in front of him, face to face, because she stood too close, her towering chest almost hit Lin Bai's chest, she put on a vicious face, it really looked like she was going to kill, but Lin Bai didn't bother to pay attention to her.

The half-orcs and goblins kneeling next to him were so frightened that they urinated on the ground, and the female demon king was furious! The King of the Demon World is furious! Oh, my God! The demon king was furious, and the corpse was ambushed for thousands of miles! Will the two of them run away or not? If you don't escape, you may be affected, if you do, you will be even more dead, the two poor monsters cried tears, but they still knelt straight and did not dare to move.

Then, the scene that made the two monsters unforgettable for the rest of their lives appeared, and the female demon king suddenly put away her anger, hung Lin Bai's neck with both hands, and said in a greasy voice: "Husband, you will promise others to take out your 20 million yuan to invest in a magic blockbuster for this king." ”

"Poof! Poof! "The orcs and goblins fell to the ground together, and the king of the demon world was coquettish, this Nima......

The female demon king's smiling face, which was still kind just now, suddenly turned cold, turned her head to look at the two monsters and said, "This king told you to kneel and not move, and you actually dare to pounce on the ground?" Look for death! Her hand waved forward, and a black crescent-shaped wind flew out. Poof", green blood splattered, and the legs of the orcs and goblins were cut off by Gangfeng in unison. The earth-shattering screams of the two monsters sounded pitiful.

The two monsters were still complaining in their hearts just now that the female demon king was coquettish. Now I know that she is still the terrifying big demon king after all, and she will turn her face ruthlessly if she doesn't agree with her, although the blood gushes from the broken leg, the two monsters don't dare to cover it, and kowtow desperately: "The demon king spares his life!" ”

This picture is so miserable, the broken leg is bleeding and you have to kowtow to spare your life, and it is so miserable in the eyes of human beings that life is worse than death.

Lin Bai couldn't see it. These two monsters knelt there obediently and skillfully, harmless to humans and animals, didn't they fall down when you were coquettish? Do you need to kill indiscriminately like this? He took out the human underwear and put it on, and he was not afraid that the monsters would see it, anyway, the monsters didn't understand it, and then walked over and put their broken legs and bodies together, and put a healing ability, and the legs of the two monsters were immediately connected, and the pain disappeared...... Lin Bai patted the heads of the two monsters and said, "Fortunately, I didn't die directly, I just broke my leg, and I can still be cured." If I die, I can't cure it. ”

The two monsters kowtowed desperately, they didn't know where Lin Bai was sacred, but he seemed. Like, probably, maybe it's the husband of the female demon king, which is a bit of a problem, and said cautiously: "Thank you for saving me, what do you want to call this adult?" ”

Lin Bai smiled: "I am the next Demon King!" ”

"Ahhh It turned out to be the new Demon King. The two monsters were so frightened that they seemed to have been fixed and stopped at all. The new Demon King actually helped them heal their injuries? It's impossible, the demon king only kills, when did he save people?

The female demon king shrugged: "Rotten good person." This kind of monster is killed when it is killed, and it is injured when it is injured. You're going to heal them? Is this necessary? ”

Lin Bai was too lazy to dwell on this issue, anyway, the values were different. It's hard to tell.

"Husband, invest in others!" The Witch Demon King is here again.

"Don't you look down on money? Go to the treasury of Millican. ”

"If you don't do it, people will want your husband's money! In your words, it's called innocent money, and it's comfortable to spend. ”

"My money is used to visit the rich and play with the princess of the private room! It's not to invest in some inexplicable big bad movie, the last big bad movie was lucky to make money, but if you do it again, maybe you will lose all your money, I am not stupid enough to use 2ooo million to waste, it is better to use it for fun. ”

"To give or not to give?"

"I won't give it!"

"That king is going to be robbed!"

The female demon king stretched her hands and pounced viciously, hanging Lin Bai's arm. In the past, she used to snatch Lin Bai's things by casting a spell, and she easily snatched it away by tying Lin Bai up with a black chain, but this time she obviously didn't plan to do so. She behaves a lot like a human woman, snatching things from men in a woman's way, and human women's bodies are not as strong as men's, so when grabbing things, the nature of coquettishness is far more than the use of power.

She hung Lin Bai's arm with her arm, squeezed her chest on Lin Bai's back, bit Lin Bai's shoulder with her teeth, and crossed her legs around Lin Bai's waist, trying to drag Lin Bai to the ground with her own weight......

What else is this called a demon king? This is a little woman who is boxing her mother-in-law!

The half-orcs and goblins wanted to complain, but thinking of the terrifying scene of the broken leg just now, the two monsters didn't even dare to move, and the expressions on their faces didn't dare to move, for fear that the female demon king would think that they were snickering, and it would be miserable.

After some scuffle, the female demon finally grabbed the bank card. When a man and a woman in harmony use their bodies to fight for an item, the man usually can't win, and nine times out of ten, the battle will end in a woman winning, and Lin Bai's house is no exception...... The female demon king took the bank card and was triumphant: "20 million investment is in hand." ”

Lin Bai smiled bitterly: "Actually, there are only 19.9 million, and I took 100,000 to throw it at the princesses of the rich private room." ”

Witch King: "......"

The female demon king couldn't care about the 100,000, so she had to force Lin Bai to call the producer and director last time.

Lin Bai couldn't be forced, so he dialed the phone with a wry smile: "Hey, Mr. Huang, right?" I'm Lin Bai! ”

"Wow, it's Boss Lin!" The producer's name is Huang Lei, Lin Bai didn't plan to ask his name before, but since "Decadent Peanuts" became popular, he helped Lin Bai make a lot of money, and Lin Bai asked his name. Huang Lei has always thought that Lin Bai is a very awesome big boss, living in the mansion of the landlord in the old society, and he can take out 5oo yuan to praise actresses at any time, and he can also invite masked heroes, Zhang Zhizhi, Chen Xi and other big names to be guests, this is not something that ordinary bosses can do, his energy must be amazing.

So Huang Lei smiled and said, "What is Boss Lin looking for me for?" ”

Lin Bai smiled: "Oh, it's a trivial matter!" I have a female friend who wants to make a movie, and she wants me to invest, but I can't ...... Women have to be coaxed, right? I had to reluctantly cast a point, this time I want to make a fantasy epic blockbuster, I want to ask you and the director last time to help me shoot, what do you think? ”

"Fantasy epic blockbusters?" Huang Lei's heart began to beat uncompetitively, this boss is really arrogant, and he is going to coax women again? Last time, I invested in "Decadent Peanuts" in order to coax Blood Phoenix No. 2, what kind of woman are you going to coax this time? It's good to have a rich boss, and there is no shortage of people to sleep with, so he hurriedly asked, "What level do you want to shoot?" ”

Lin Bai smiled: "I want to shoot better than "The Lord of the Rings"!" ”

"Poof!" Huang Lei fell to the ground: "Oh my God! Boss Lin, "The Lord of the Rings", you plan to shoot better than "The Lord of the Rings", how much does it cost? Is it necessary to coax a woman? ”

Lin Bai said: "Well...... Ahem...... I intend to invest 199o million. ”

"Poof!" Huang Lei fell to the ground again, investing 1.99o in an epic fantasy blockbuster? Make no mistake! Nima, this dares to say "The Lord of the Rings", this is the rhythm of a big bad movie with a fantasy epic blockbuster: "Mr. Lin, please forgive me, the fantasy film made in 199o million, the props and special effects in it must be miserable, it is better to invest in literary romance films, low-cost comedies, maybe it is a bit interesting...... What kind of trouble is it to invest in a fantasy film? ”

"Well...... Props and special effects are free of charge, and I have a friend who specializes in special effects and can help me get them for free. Lin Bai said: "I believe in her strength, I believe that her special effects and props are better than "The Lord of the Rings", this should save a lot of money, and we only make one, and we don't do a trilogy like "The Lord of the Rings", the investment will be much less, 199o I think it's about the same, right?" ”

It's almost a basket! Huang Lei was almost crazy, but Boss Lin was an investor and a big boss, so he didn't want to offend, so he said: "That's it, I'll call Director Lin, come to your house, and let's talk in detail." ”

Huang Lei called the director, the director's name is Lin Ruiqing, the two came to Lin Bai's house as a guest, and made up their minds to make Lin Bai change his mind, how good it would be to use this investment to make a literary romance film or a low-cost comedy, don't use it to toss any fantasy epic bad movie......

As soon as the two of them walked into the gate of Lin Bai's house, they saw a half-orc, a goblin standing at the door, and the two monsters saluted respectfully to the two of them: "Hello Producer Huang, good Director Lin...... Lord Lin Bai has asked us to greet you here, please come with us. "Of course, they speak the Demon language, which humans don't understand. (To be continued)

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